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Abhinav KR @abhinav_kr Mountain View, CA

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Joined Twitter 2/19/10

@chaosofcolours @iBakasura Lol. People move gas cylinders around like they are toys. Since when were we careful with potential fire hazards. @chaosofcolours My working hypothesis: India v Pakistan matches happen every year.
Eyes and head hurt after looking at that y axis @niloygupta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wtf was that
In which universe is Apple Airpods a better invention than AWS? Like how is this even a contest? Disappointed in sn…
Feel bad for all the Indians not in India right now. They couldn't participate in the 9minutes at 9PM movement thingy.uint32_t milliseconds_since_last_reboot_needed; ?
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @iBakasura That is the classic burrito no?About that map...
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@eagerBeaver45 @GautamGambhir Yea. I swear. Very petty. @pratik_chandak True true. But isn't MOTM always been something of a what people may agree with it rather than real… sucks to be @GautamGambhir right now. The dude played a monumental role in the WC final but made a noob mista… yes spring πŸ˜„
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but cat's back legs? How? @AmrutNagasunder Attention capitalism in all its gloryFuckin accent 😍😍😍 @SimoneGiertz @thephysicsgirl This is impossible to solve. I am sorry.
I feel like I never really used Skype. When was it a big thing? day of the week is this?So true. That one person in Wuhan who first contracted the virus would have stayed home watching the replay of… @pooja_LuvIndia I miss Beckett. sigh. @Stana_Katic @iBakasura Is this a joke? πŸ˜‚ Cannot be able to tell satire v reality @Gowthami_GK's Quarantine day 25. 😭
I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
Retweeted by Abhinav KRWAIT FOR ITwhat in the fuck @pooja_LuvIndia Potential blasphemy but looks interesting. πŸ˜ƒ @Numb_Skull Adukke #recession πŸ˜‹
OK who wants to tell India Today what "Netflix and chill" actually means?
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @geniusparadox @Your_Levodopa @serioustaurean @Numb_Skull Oh I agree they should've warned much much earlier. But… @that_tall_chica πŸ˜‚ couldn't get it after that. @that_tall_chica 1st try. 😀😀😀 @Numb_Skull Lol. It was early stages then no? It's not unreasonable to not understand how the virus spread.
@AninditaRk Time to shine andeeMummy 😭 Don't watch Maska on @netflix. You have been warned. BS maxxxWhat is the deal with the fellowπŸ˜‚ same a kid who always had his mom and grandparents home, I don't quite get the problem with parents in this country h…
I wonder if this fellow will catch coronavirus? Oh wait...
Retweeted by Abhinav KRπŸ˜‚ away from #untiltomorow posts. If you like em, you get pinged about continuing the trend. What's with the in…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
My day job (also: night job) is CEO of Slack, a publicly traded company with investors to whom I am a fiduciary, 11…
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @a_niyath @Dhichkyaaon I swear πŸ˜‚holy shit this @JoeBiden ad is good.
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @Numb_Skull @chaosofcolours Yes. Intentional. We wanted moar fried nuts.This is ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing.
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @ragwho @chaosofcolours There seems to be disagreement here. I've never had chitranna without lemon. Have had with and without onions. @chaosofcolours Ammaaze 😍
@chaosofcolours SMH. Take this. guy has just won the internet.
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @chaosofcolours Lol. You put nimbehannu in both okay. Pls.Yo. It's snowing in Mountain View. 😍 JK JK. Just hail stones. need help. Onions in Chitranna/Lemon RiceLiverpool fans right now @anitiru TableGet on this level. Stay home bitches. #COVID19 like how most #StayHome insta stories have folks taking pics outside their homes
So much for socially distancing. Don't be like these covidiots! #COVID19 @a_niyath πŸ˜‚Mind=blown πŸ˜‚
Celebrities are so useless and corny B*tch what the fuck does this even mean ?
Retweeted by Abhinav KRGREAT discount @wayweamazeyou. *claps* @a_niyath Tell me about it. 😭 it Chinese Virus incites further racist attacks. Spanish flu isn't from Spain. Swine flu and Spanish flu…
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I’m just sayin’
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @chaosofcolours They burst crackers? πŸ˜‚ So random.What in the world? knew 😭
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i am going to spend this entire pandemic trying to make sense of this
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My editor is having way too much fun at my expense.
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @iBakasura @UberINSupport Oh yea. I hated this πŸ˜‚ used to take screenshot in India.
@fifth_note @neiltyson Ah man. Can't trust Deccan also now? πŸ˜‚ Anyways. That's good to know. @that_tall_chica Also. The food delivery companies have set up a no-contact policy for delivering food. They keep i… @that_tall_chica Oh like that. πŸ˜… Here we are making food deliveries so that they can keep their jobs. Gig workers a… is what happened to Philadelphia when it ignored the warnings in the past. @neiltyson mentioned, the biggest test humanity is facing right now is whether people will listen to scientists.…
@conundraa Yup. Neither. They make us eat Google Chat and Google Meet.I know COVID-19 is pretty bad out there, but here is some good news: (ht @mattpelham for compiling links)
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @conundraa 2 words. Microsoft Teams.Just today - and it's only noon - we've had almost 10,000 visitors from the mainland arrive at the Maui airport. W…
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @kaumc FFS don't try this. @that_tall_chica you can order pizza right now. no?Supermarket shelves are empty, so I called my local Indian market. β€œDo you have any butter?” β€œWe only have ghee.”…
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@carlychase @sanjaypojo @BFelbo @Eship @Aulet @Forbes Holy! Congratulations Guru! @abishek90 Have been using and But I am not sure what their sources are. @gthin_g I mean to not take anything away from the way India is handling it right now which seems to be controlling… @pratik_chandak Lol. People have gone mad here. πŸ˜… One step before a full lockdown here as well. @gthin_g I wish so too! But up until now India hasn't been testing p2p transmissions. Hopefully they can contain it… news is free. Real news is behind paywalls. Take down the paywalls during #coronavirus please.
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @AlwaysiHungry Lol.Interesting to see the rates at which COVID hit different social media platforms Twitter: Has been freaking out fo…
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @pickledcolor I know. 😍