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Abhinav KR @abhinav_kr Mountain View, CA

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Joined Twitter 2/19/10


@chaosofcolours @iBakasura Lol. People move gas cylinders around like they are toys. Since when were we careful with potential fire hazards. @chaosofcolours My working hypothesis: India v Pakistan matches happen every year.
4/6
2020
Eyes and head hurt after looking at that y axis https://t.co/3EwGWJ97tE @niloygupta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wtf was that
4/5
2020
In which universe is Apple Airpods a better invention than AWS? Like how is this even a contest? Disappointed in sn… https://t.co/wIEHp1vU3X
4/4
2020
Feel bad for all the Indians not in India right now. They couldn't participate in the 9minutes at 9PM movement thingy.uint32_t milliseconds_since_last_reboot_needed; ? https://t.co/5xzWIvONsy
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @iBakasura That is the classic burrito no?About that map... https://t.co/Dnp0XEf9li
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4/3
2020
@eagerBeaver45 @GautamGambhir Yea. I swear. Very petty. @pratik_chandak True true. But isn't MOTM always been something of a what people may agree with it rather than real… https://t.co/KfCCssShEGman. sucks to be @GautamGambhir right now. The dude played a monumental role in the WC final but made a noob mista… https://t.co/KJiB1aJgWl100% yes https://t.co/ktCAOKYRRxHappy spring πŸ˜„ https://t.co/m86pZwQxHa
4/2
2020
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/ocz3vNyrbIBut but cat's back legs? How? https://t.co/sZMBRkqKpF @AmrutNagasunder Attention capitalism in all its gloryFuckin https://t.co/sgc6jPRjpJThat accent 😍😍😍 https://t.co/YQ5XiF0XEe @SimoneGiertz @thephysicsgirl This is impossible to solve. I am sorry.
4/1
2020
I feel like I never really used Skype. When was it a big thing? https://t.co/enCGJz46I1What day of the week is this?So true. That one person in Wuhan who first contracted the virus would have stayed home watching the replay of… https://t.co/bXgB7PZdpe @pooja_LuvIndia I miss Beckett. sigh. @Stana_Katic @iBakasura Is this a joke? πŸ˜‚ Cannot be able to tell satire v reality @Gowthami_GK's Quarantine day 25. 😭 https://t.co/SVqYJsfnY3
3/31
2020
I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
Retweeted by Abhinav KRWAIT FOR ITwhat in the fuck https://t.co/mK6k6mqf2r @pooja_LuvIndia Potential blasphemy but looks interesting. πŸ˜ƒ @Numb_Skull Adukke #recession πŸ˜‹
3/30
2020
OK who wants to tell India Today what "Netflix and chill" actually means? https://t.co/1zxntcNOQz
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @geniusparadox @Your_Levodopa @serioustaurean @Numb_Skull Oh I agree they should've warned much much earlier. But… https://t.co/yU8nOZm48h @that_tall_chica πŸ˜‚ couldn't get it after that. @that_tall_chica 1st try. 😀😀😀 @Numb_Skull Lol. It was early stages then no? It's not unreasonable to not understand how the virus spread.
3/29
2020
@AninditaRk Time to shine andeeMummy 😭 https://t.co/gh1l7NUOzA https://t.co/IIkU9MSkYPFolks. Don't watch Maska on @netflix. You have been warned. BS maxxxWhat is the deal with the fellow https://t.co/PtOCScHuPWπŸ˜‚ same https://t.co/24V5ibRNCbAs a kid who always had his mom and grandparents home, I don't quite get the problem with parents in this country h… https://t.co/8NkR86I9oD
3/28
2020
I wonder if this fellow will catch coronavirus? Oh wait... https://t.co/DlpDwB6dAJ
Retweeted by Abhinav KRπŸ˜‚ https://t.co/bicfRkFj54Stay away from #untiltomorow posts. If you like em, you get pinged about continuing the trend. What's with the in… https://t.co/R7pagcPOeZπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/oVJwleY9cd
3/27
2020
My day job (also: night job) is CEO of Slack, a publicly traded company with investors to whom I am a fiduciary, 11… https://t.co/73L7ZLT8AN
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @a_niyath @Dhichkyaaon I swear πŸ˜‚holy shit this @JoeBiden ad is good. https://t.co/CAgIrt2Zua
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @Numb_Skull @chaosofcolours Yes. Intentional. We wanted moar fried nuts.This is ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing. https://t.co/NPW2WyyDSt
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @ragwho @chaosofcolours There seems to be disagreement here. I've never had chitranna without lemon. Have had with and without onions. @chaosofcolours Ammaaze 😍 https://t.co/omwNoa2lx2
3/26
2020
@chaosofcolours SMH. Take this. https://t.co/SjvA660DEkThis guy has just won the internet. https://t.co/wQWvKw4jco
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @chaosofcolours Lol. You put nimbehannu in both okay. Pls.Yo. It's snowing in Mountain View. 😍 JK JK. Just hail stones. https://t.co/r46DoMEyu1cc:@Gowthami_GKJunta. need help. Onions in Chitranna/Lemon RiceLiverpool fans right now https://t.co/COnAjI5GUX https://t.co/qdmVFMH55V @anitiru TableGet on this level. Stay home bitches. #COVID19 https://t.co/Z01btx3q2ZI like how most #StayHome insta stories have folks taking pics outside their homes
3/25
2020
So much for socially distancing. Don't be like these covidiots! #COVID19 https://t.co/6brqKuiYOY @a_niyath πŸ˜‚Mind=blown πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/AShvz40Q0j
3/24
2020
Celebrities are so useless and corny B*tch what the fuck does this even mean ? https://t.co/SWX6M1tsX9
Retweeted by Abhinav KRGREAT discount @wayweamazeyou. *claps* https://t.co/fK1JyDGc0z @a_niyath Tell me about it. 😭https://t.co/peQijqWx1C https://t.co/B4s8Wc6hjjCalling it Chinese Virus incites further racist attacks. Spanish flu isn't from Spain. Swine flu and Spanish flu… https://t.co/jwZWH6VuUm
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3/23
2020
I’m just sayin’ https://t.co/eTmW8gQpSi
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @chaosofcolours They burst crackers? πŸ˜‚ So random.What in the world? https://t.co/Xb1ObrDifpHe knew 😭 https://t.co/QIurvfLL7O
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3/22
2020
i am going to spend this entire pandemic trying to make sense of this https://t.co/VDrqPwNJCT
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3/21
2020
My editor is having way too much fun at my expense. https://t.co/uITP0155WH
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @iBakasura @UberINSupport Oh yea. I hated this πŸ˜‚ used to take screenshot in India.
3/20
2020
@fifth_note @neiltyson Ah man. Can't trust Deccan also now? πŸ˜‚ Anyways. That's good to know. @that_tall_chica Also. The food delivery companies have set up a no-contact policy for delivering food. They keep i… https://t.co/ybPerKXKmd @that_tall_chica Oh like that. πŸ˜… Here we are making food deliveries so that they can keep their jobs. Gig workers a… https://t.co/sy8x88NifFThis is what happened to Philadelphia when it ignored the warnings in the past. https://t.co/IMTiYH7ZYj https://t.co/aJMTtCY0RAAs @neiltyson mentioned, the biggest test humanity is facing right now is whether people will listen to scientists.… https://t.co/qzVB4PDk6A
3/19
2020
@conundraa Yup. Neither. They make us eat Google Chat and Google Meet.I know COVID-19 is pretty bad out there, but here is some good news: (ht @mattpelham for compiling links)
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @conundraa 2 words. Microsoft Teams.Just today - and it's only noon - we've had almost 10,000 visitors from the mainland arrive at the Maui airport. W… https://t.co/eodlaP2uDD
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @kaumc FFS don't try this. https://t.co/ZTQaTz22zj @that_tall_chica you can order pizza right now. no?Supermarket shelves are empty, so I called my local Indian market. β€œDo you have any butter?” β€œWe only have ghee.”… https://t.co/cos1DK2RGE
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3/18
2020
@carlychase @sanjaypojo @BFelbo @Eship @Aulet @Forbes Holy! Congratulations Guru! @abishek90 Have been using https://t.co/SgPNQAemG5 and https://t.co/22YnQBnn3I But I am not sure what their sources are. @gthin_g I mean to not take anything away from the way India is handling it right now which seems to be controlling… https://t.co/mPsSUKYVVs @pratik_chandak Lol. People have gone mad here. πŸ˜… One step before a full lockdown here as well. @gthin_g I wish so too! But up until now India hasn't been testing p2p transmissions. Hopefully they can contain it… https://t.co/En8OIVg3xvFake news is free. Real news is behind paywalls. Take down the paywalls during #coronavirus please.
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @AlwaysiHungry Lol.Interesting to see the rates at which COVID hit different social media platforms Twitter: Has been freaking out fo… https://t.co/LnY6yMn5pi
Retweeted by Abhinav KR @pickledcolor I know. 😍
3/17
2020

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