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@LottieImmy I absolutely love thisMy dads made a playlist called ‘sausages’ because it’s all bangers
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@kerryn_girvan Brilliant 😂 @kerryn_girvan It’ll be okay kez I watched it with my priest parents - although saying that your mother seems more Christian than them 😂
That’s my fucking photo that guy is using 🤣🤣 not only is he a creepy weirdo but he’s making me look bad https://t.co/V3l1XKmc7t
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@ElliotGD1 Unless I was a business owner, that shit must suck rn @ElliotGD1 I’ve been through uni in lockdown & a job in lockdown, would 100% rather stick with any job than be in uni through this again 🙃🥴 @evehammond_ Anything to help 🥺 shit times 💔If anybody is struggling or starts struggling during this lockdown please feel free to message me, friend or strang… https://t.co/5jltZCXjnj
The recap of 2020 looks like a god damn trailer for a horror movie 😭 https://t.co/TYxVeaaH5p
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Statement tops are the perfect New Years vibe ✨
If you wanna kick off your 2021 with a bang by winning 5 new tops… https://t.co/kCzilkc6Lk
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@ElliotGD1 @bailleysmith Come* @ElliotGD1 @bailleysmith Sorry guys tier 3 now 🤷🏻♀️ (but if you do some pay me a visit pls)
❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/qe2IIQ3ghiThere is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.
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I LEFT MY DILDO IN MY BED AND MY MUM FOUND IT😨😨😨😨 https://t.co/39C1a8EYez
Retweeted by Abiwhen the christmas cracker is the only thing you can pull 💔
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My vulnerable 94 year old neighbour was robbed last night. Robbers took his wallet, pension money, car and house ke… https://t.co/7urlcBQpNA
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I love being the laughing stock in work whilst they watch the cctv footage of me reversing into a parked van last night 🙃🙂🙃🙂
i don't even get disappointed anymore I'm just like "again? ok then
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1 year since I cracked all the jokes https://t.co/H2PizBBQIn
@kerryn_girvan Love you ❤️
fuck spotify, i was the most played this year
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@McCkl89 Got no time for that kind of drama 😳 thank you 🙌🏻 xIt's a BLIZZARD⚡️❄️ Your new favourite Winter workout looks have arrived...
Who wants to be gifted an outfit from… https://t.co/lyqIXQOcZQ
Retweeted by Abi @lozb_mortimer I honestly wouldn’t know who she was 😂 it was only for one day last week! So if you watch the new se… https://t.co/CJPgE5qvEM @lozb_mortimer My dad took this outside our window 😂 https://t.co/FEk3zdSZXv

@rainesubero @BebhinnKeegan You’re not wrong 😂
@TheActualLauren You’re a star 🤩 love you ❤️❤️❤️Give my girl a listen, she’s amazing 🥺🤩 https://t.co/k4WjM1aORKYESSSSSSSSSSSS, JOTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Suicide is real, mental health is real. Be careful what you do, say to people.
Retweeted by AbiGentleman Jack is being filmed right outside my house today, this could be a main character moment for me, doubtful, but I have high hopes

@evehammond_ Follow in my footsteps bby girl xoxo @evehammond_ Literally 😂Remember me when ur famous 🥺 https://t.co/bRJpLsg5gN @evehammond_ we started out in the audience on love island after sun, now look at us @lotties29884255 @evehammond_ Lottie come join me and eve in maga next year 😉 @evehammond_ Ffs 😂 I’ll visit you 🤣 @evehammond_ Always you 😂How it started V How it’s going https://t.co/SexvSjmYGe
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@lifestooshorts Piss off 😂I NEED a skiing holiday ASAP 🥺 https://t.co/iwncp3LG02
@faceless_girl 😳😳 hope you’re okay now!All weekend 😅 https://t.co/oOkuSlTxHX @charlot27944735 For you my darling https://t.co/OZBaN0tRtn @TombBrader Being done 🙌🏻 @kuckurot They’re coming 🙌🏻 @charlot27944735 I can’t go viral and not let my costumes have a look inWho wouldn’t want a sip of me https://t.co/scGpnKkBY0 @dame_judi_hench Hell yes we have 🙋🏼♀️🙌🏻 @Ayooshty84 🥺 I hope you’re okay ❤️ @AlexisLovesMe Oh my gosh 🥺 she looks AMAZING 🤩 @charlot27944735 😂😂😂 @Little_Miss_Pri The gf messaged meAbsolutely disgraceful the amount of stories I’m hearing about cheating and the lengths people go to, it’s INSANE 🤯 @Jayvinsg22 Yessssss 🤣 @HarryBarnes1 🥺🥺🥺The fish was not real before anyone starts https://t.co/kzWuItraub @charlot27944735 Tell me about it 🤣 @jake_od @HarryBarnes1 It’s meant to be 🤪 @lotties29884255 🤣🤣🤣The costume is not a one hit wonder, there are many more @_kendelsophie @Meghanarmitage Omg I have now love you xoxoxox @kerryn_girvan Preach it kez ❤️ @D_Dottin24 Got my own life to think about, not gonna be delegating most of my time to think what someone else is doing 🤯no time for thatPeople think they are laughing AT me but I laugh at myself so you’re actually laughing WITH me xoxo
@arkanamaven Wouldn’t that be some plot twist @evehammond_ 😂 says you, you TikTok queen 😉 @rilkelee Imagine all his brothers and mates had his back (which obviously they would) but they were that good at… https://t.co/1FJQJdE5ww @JakeReid3 Apparently not, but I shall never change for no man @rainesubero Loving you 🤩❤️ @Scuba_O Go hard or go home, some girls dress sexy for Halloween, this how I rollMaybe this is the reason I get lied to https://t.co/kVFUSvBf9k @hello_lonnie They will come one day!!!! But don’t settle for anything less than you deserve 😌 @erostribe @tytypicasso Oh my 😳😳😳 🤯 @asvpxjes 🤯🥴 @Margaret_Hill11 Honestly my mind is blown 🤯 @mylahlala Yes please, would need to be a large 😅 @ElliotGD1 Are you jel @sadiejshepherd 🤣😂 @ElliotGD1 My life Ell 🤣 @niamhdavis_ Always me 😂🤣Always be the men thinking my tweet is bullshit 🤣 goes to show @RedHarry_ Hannah Montana @HarryBarnes1 Open for business now Harry @rxmchls Thank fuck for that @HarryBarnes1 Slide into my dm’s and we can arrange this xoxo @Tawakkaltt We should be talking about it now 🤦🏼♀️ @_tegan666 Always ❤️ @zanderhunskelpa Did I say they didn’t? @Charlie_1882 @el__tee If I gave the evidence straight away there would be no suspense... @iam__lt I do