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If you meet me and think there’s not at least a medium sized knife on my person, think again. They/Them/Ka-Bar. Chris Hero appreciation account.

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Joined Twitter 9/14/10


@yerbs7 @jasonjgauthier When you said they asked to get run over by cops. You are ignorant if you think you’re sayi… https://t.co/3su889oinI @THE_Stefano_DLC I’m hollering @yerbs7 @jasonjgauthier Bootlicking fuckImagine Conor back in a boxing ring with an experienced striker. Like Jake Paul.
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @blkwdxvx @thejamiesenegal She really exposed herself as fake cool didn’t sheOnly people with worse tattoos than wrestlers is UFC fighters @youngbucksclub Olaplex sisAnybody know the owner of this vehicle? We have so many questions. For him and for Alaska DMV. https://t.co/AR8URLX9VU
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @AroundTheNFL I really respect you guys a lot but you’re nuts if you think Tom Brady isn’t the perfect gladiatorial candidate @rollinroots Of course! I always try to when I can. I’ve seen firsthand how the native community back home is ignored and it’s unacceptable.https://t.co/mFGLUsQK1D https://t.co/WtnYDaVeEQ
Retweeted by Local Aquaman ExpertThe village has been without running water for almost 7 days. This is where you can donate https://t.co/l4wSPW4RRT https://t.co/NBLW8r9i6YWe've got two LOADED episodes of #TheRoad remaining in Season 2! 🔁 40 RETWEETS and we'll announce Davienne's oppon… https://t.co/BFEcnpJ4I2
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1/24
2021
@Rockford_Guy AmazingThe biggest luxury is putting your laptop on your chest while watching a movie. It’s like ur injecting the film straight into ur veins. @rockerj881 Literally me rn @davienne__ UR DA BEST 🖤 SEE U SOON @succubussyZERO Riiiiight @kyujukyupasento Like come oooon @ScandalousMurph A true waste of my time @LongTallJodie I’ll just go get a new one at target so I can also look at fake plants like duh @mpvet759 No I was looking to buy a game, and they said a used copy, and it’s only 2$ cheaper than a new one @LongTallJodie Barely even any good preorder exclusive stuff anymore either @LongTallJodie I remember I used to be able to get games cheap there if they were old or discounted. It’s like such… https://t.co/vTxI7QTW3rLOL used games at game stop are discounted 2 dollars? Truly fuck thathttps://t.co/3aVqKRCBUC
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @AuntieCimex It’s ‘Davi-End Your Life’ for a reason @MjfScarf @AEW Highlighting women on YouTube doesn’t translate 🤷 I’m stoked they have so many women on dark but it’… https://t.co/LUwc7vftba @nicaanne 💯 @davienne__ I luv u go kill her @MjfScarf @AEW I mean not if they don’t put them on TVDAAAAAVIEEENNNNEEEE 💥💥💥 https://t.co/XG5KoLu0B0 https://t.co/E0NyQMv7O5Veidt, who was bisexual, starred in "Anders als die Andern"(Different from the Others) in 1919, one of the first fe… https://t.co/m5QB6Ul3CM
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Retweeted by Local Aquaman ExpertEvery day I wake up and look like a cockatielMullet bed-head is next level @tweedslacks Idk why wrestling seems to think shitting on young women is cool or funny or a good idea @tweedslacks I mean I’m pretty sure this is fully a bit but it’s a bad one lolhttps://t.co/1FnIJKSfji
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert🎉 GUESS WHO’S BACK 🎉 https://t.co/4zi7IlXvNH
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @AvaEverett_ Deal @meowdyxyall It’s behind our understanding @AvaEverett_ PLEASE 🤩https://t.co/16KH87PRf5
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @iamajigglypuff Following in ur hallowed footstepsWow! I have been asking for Let’s shirts for 180 years. I’m so excited!! https://t.co/5iM1uQxHZA
1/23
2021
@GayUncleFrank 3 rolls bbyI got so much sushi they gave me two sets of chopsticks 😭 https://t.co/Z7eNZnLEM9 @GayUncleFrank it speaks to me @busstogate2141 Thank you!AND I gave a really good haircut! What a day! @710wonderdev 🖤🖤🖤 @IAmAStove Oh that’s locked and loadedWait now help me decide what takeout to treat myself with https://t.co/uvUvjLeBsc @wellgoshacs I’m very proud of myself @Superstarml Thank you! @AnotherElle I’m v proud of myselfI got 100% on both of my big tests today :,) @sofiealltimelow Hell yeah @uzionmain @TheBrobe I’ll have to check it out @uzionmain @TheBrobe I don’t think I’ve read green lantern, who wrote it?Honestly, great. I don’t think I’ve liked a single one of the EARTH ONE books. Maybe Morrison’s Wonder Woman but I… https://t.co/8AtN7Bi9Ee[extremely always votes to cut mental health spending voice] we must end this lockdown, for mental health
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @budweisergay Lo I can’t believe I saw these with my own two eyesOkay you REALLY got me https://t.co/ehjxZUsYcB @Rockford_Guy We love it @LoveDoug_ @BernieSanders @RealMikeGamble @LWMaine @newwrestling1 Next time please do we have a lot we could talk about 🖤 @LoveDoug_ @BernieSanders @RealMikeGamble @LWMaine @newwrestling1 Okay this is goodYA WE GAY YA WE LOVE WRASSLIN https://t.co/c0VtNu0Hhw
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @BomberTrans AAYYYOOOOO @tweedslacks @BomberTrans We took this incredibly powerful selfie https://t.co/xn4AM6mzC6
1/22
2021
We didn’t do this twice just for you to rehabilitate him https://t.co/HElzg3xjv2
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @rockerj881 Yeah that’s why I’m like “damn I want it” @uzionmain Woah really?! Didn’t realize that @uzionmain Hmm good to know. I rlly wanna play sunshine but haven’t actually seen anyone really talk about that releaseYo do any of you have that 3 pack of Mario games for the switch?! Do you like it? What’s the best Mario game for switch pls weigh in.God bless https://t.co/XhMXjbddDfI don't rly like the "clothing should be more expensive" discussion tbh. Like. No, the people making it should be p… https://t.co/fYYyy4Sz6T
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘: Get a FREE #VLC2020 sticker bundle with your purchase of an 11x17 event poster! 👉… https://t.co/yT3dVI5kr7
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @ChrisCrash00 I LOCE IT @710wonderdev OUT OF THE BOX @710wonderdev YES OH MY GOD @710wonderdev I KNOW RIGHT ITS ALL COMNG BACK @erinsects I wanted to walk on roofs with her @depechemutual EVERYTHING TO MEPlease https://t.co/bd0VnP3V8w https://t.co/KjsAmJIjIV @marqed4death I’m with you 100% @BostonNooga Paisley bites back @kyujukyupasento Very true!!!Hey it’s fuck Joey Ryan forever but I feel like it’s relevant info to mention a win by default just means Allie Kat… https://t.co/o8OpZbHKYj @tholzerman @toshanshuinLA This is exactly what happened and it can be overturned🌸CHERRY BLOSSOM GIVEAWAY🌸 winner gets: - ALL cherry blossom DIYs - 100 cherry blossom petals - 150 custom. kits -… https://t.co/ywW344MnHp
Retweeted by Local Aquaman ExpertI can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @leboism I’m so sorry @leboism May her memory be a blessing
1/21
2021
@SattaLaFleur Also he has a stutter which I think is what leads to a lot of the moments people point out as “dementia”https://t.co/9dheJ3Sn43
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @PerryVonVicious It really is next level delusion @PerryVonVicious Most of them just make me scared to be Jewish LOL @PerryVonVicious These are the tame ones :)
1/20
2021

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