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If you meet me and think there’s not at least a medium sized knife on my person, think again. They/Them/Ka-Bar. Chris Hero appreciation account.

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Joined Twitter 9/14/10

@yerbs7 @jasonjgauthier When you said they asked to get run over by cops. You are ignorant if you think you’re sayi… @THE_Stefano_DLC I’m hollering @yerbs7 @jasonjgauthier Bootlicking fuckImagine Conor back in a boxing ring with an experienced striker. Like Jake Paul.
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@GayUncleFrank 3 rolls bbyI got so much sushi they gave me two sets of chopsticks 😭 @GayUncleFrank it speaks to me @busstogate2141 Thank you!AND I gave a really good haircut! What a day! @710wonderdev 🖤🖤🖤 @IAmAStove Oh that’s locked and loadedWait now help me decide what takeout to treat myself with @wellgoshacs I’m very proud of myself @Superstarml Thank you! @AnotherElle I’m v proud of myselfI got 100% on both of my big tests today :,) @sofiealltimelow Hell yeah @uzionmain @TheBrobe I’ll have to check it out @uzionmain @TheBrobe I don’t think I’ve read green lantern, who wrote it?Honestly, great. I don’t think I’ve liked a single one of the EARTH ONE books. Maybe Morrison’s Wonder Woman but I…[extremely always votes to cut mental health spending voice] we must end this lockdown, for mental health
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We didn’t do this twice just for you to rehabilitate him
Retweeted by Local Aquaman Expert @rockerj881 Yeah that’s why I’m like “damn I want it” @uzionmain Woah really?! Didn’t realize that @uzionmain Hmm good to know. I rlly wanna play sunshine but haven’t actually seen anyone really talk about that releaseYo do any of you have that 3 pack of Mario games for the switch?! Do you like it? What’s the best Mario game for switch pls weigh in.God bless don't rly like the "clothing should be more expensive" discussion tbh. Like. No, the people making it should be p…
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Retweeted by Local Aquaman ExpertI can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t
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@SattaLaFleur Also he has a stutter which I think is what leads to a lot of the moments people point out as “dementia”
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