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Look at the hate in their eyes when you say you’re from Brooklyn.

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Joined Twitter 8/20/11


Illusion of inclusion. Smh @MISTERCONYERS you’re very attractive
1/23
2020
Jasmine: Shes an innocent, sweet church lady! Just look at her! Grace: #AFallFromGrace https://t.co/JT4qWGOxqK
Retweeted by Nola DarlingLmfao https://t.co/wUtIrnDZoOLiterally how all our packages get delivered. I’m dying 😂😂😂 https://t.co/uCIL3vdjvl
Retweeted by Nola DarlingNight said, “give me some privacy!” & slam the door in his wife face #Afallfromgrace lolWhy they got the boom mics at the bottom of the screen....noooooo! Tyler Perry Netflix movie 🤣🤣🤣#FallFromGracehttps://t.co/iNibya7lNG
Retweeted by Nola DarlingASHTRAY BITCH! I’m crineeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #FallFromGrace #AFallFromGrace https://t.co/7oZwg2zGo8
Retweeted by Nola DarlingHow she offered her coffee...but a tea kettle whistling on the stove #FallfromGrace smhLmfao screaming white women trying to save the day https://t.co/QZhCuCT23gStarbucks Cranburry Bliss Bars. I bought an entire box https://t.co/hC80vX5drVfriends. my old agency is doing a speed recruiting/networking event for creatives and agencies in NY on wednesday https://t.co/SvX1x5GHd6
Retweeted by Nola DarlingJust did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday
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1/22
2020
Stop hanging out with people who refuse to see you
Retweeted by Nola DarlingWhy did I get 2???Lmfaooo “please! I am you!”Jordyn Woods is really having a blast on her I Am Negro tour. https://t.co/s8UfD4u6c8
Retweeted by Nola Darling🔥🔥🔥 @Anthony_Hartzog https://t.co/yGxJXrPabA
Retweeted by Nola DarlingThis couple used their side hustles to pay off more than $114K in debt. @dianermacedo tells us how this couple work… https://t.co/blVoQihCgL
Retweeted by Nola DarlingEnergy https://t.co/BS5iF5KVzdWhen a nigga think he controlling the narrative 🤣😂🤣🤣 https://t.co/Wp1uAo57VW
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1/21
2020
Now I need a Bundt panvanilla bean poundcake with dulce de leche swirrrrrrrllllll recipe: https://t.co/n4R7Lt1lno https://t.co/MOmFxHv7bC
Retweeted by Nola DarlingMy eyebrows are mad at me!But sure, share it with me & I’ll just spoil it for someone else lmaoLmao someone just hit me & asked “do I want to see who killed ghost” lol I don’t watch that show.Need to bridge my talents & skills for the job I want. Not the job I can do.I almost tried to dim the brightness of a book I’m readingHard to open packaging (scissors..) https://t.co/gN4AaMgRIvLmfaoooo he didn’t even help the pregnant lady up“Your banned”- Seinfeld !!Nose test lmaoo...Larry is so dumbLmfaooo he showed up in that damn hat!!!Curb Your Enthusiasm is back https://t.co/ZmP8Ds79eY
Retweeted by Nola DarlingEvery conversation is similar to my entire life @MISTERCONYERS I’m so excited!!The Big Goodbye!!!Larry is always put in a shitty situationSo excited Curb is back!!! B/c I feel the same way about saying Happy New Year past 3 days. That’s enough
1/20
2020
I need bad food to choke on while I laugh https://t.co/O0LC7GWbBn @AsiaChloeBrown pt2 https://t.co/ycPYR2VpAa @AsiaChloeBrown not having the range. Clearly smh. She was so confusedLook at how fast her hair changed. HELP. https://t.co/MgTudJsPku https://t.co/Tw6vj3I84V
Retweeted by Nola Darling @HUMonTHESE https://t.co/g4301eYTHHLouise is so funny! I love Bob’s Burger
1/19
2020
White boy @ work: you got your hair all wrapped up! What you got a new hair style or something ?! Me: nope. White boy @ work: 😐😶Putting it in the trash? https://t.co/otlMVeCRlRvirgil look like dapper dan lamar odom n seal blended https://t.co/Z8BzmasSYN
Retweeted by Nola Darling🤗🖤Thought this was the anatomy of the cauliflower https://t.co/kRBHwdflQWWhen you can’t decided between two meals. Get both
1/18
2020
Smh that ramen spot gonna be trash. I already see itI’m buying so much cookies before I get home. Maybe even a damn cakeBeyoncé ain’t fuck with u like that if u didn’t get a delivery. For realI love gifts!Lmfao talk about it!https://t.co/IHjnv3i6Vo https://t.co/wLtMZKcJhv
Retweeted by Nola Darling @cemorecake718 Lmfaoo wow.Leikeli 47!! https://t.co/JfmbdmQ3XtBut I have to make sure I’m good before anything else. & I’m taking action once I get backForgetting about everything from the last two days has been really greatDidn’t even know!!! https://t.co/jKVi01XA8p*Plays War Baby* https://t.co/pBQKd2nOjbLmfaoo https://t.co/pBQKd2nOjbI don’t even know what basketball is! But the game on SmfhLmfaoBoneless wings are for dudes who close the refrigerator with their hips.. https://t.co/355slquYtQ
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1/17
2020
IT IS!!!GASP! Is Curb back this month!!?!? @tweets_by_dre I wana do voiceovers so bad! I decided I’m going to an open mic for my birthday to break the ice“You should write a book.” “You should comedy.” Yes, yes..I know @AsiaChloeBrown sad b/c that’s a week or less for daycare or a babysitterSey Brooklyn location is beyond cuteLate coffee. I’ll be up all night and tomor.I think people recognize me but then are unsure if it’s me. It’s not.but what is you saying tho my nigga? https://t.co/b4KwKCEG9S
Retweeted by Nola DarlingJerk chicken for lunch & for the road tomor.*sigh* need my coffee and clarity.I’m always this close 👌🏾 to dying. Not by choice either
1/16
2020
Forgot my head scarf. Guess I won’t be going to sleepI really have to protect myself at all cost.Need to tell myself that shit every night & every morning. B/c I can’t sleepi don’t have to have everything figured out right now.
Retweeted by Nola DarlingA woman named Laura Silsby was caught trafficking 33 undocumented children out of Haiti. Bill Clinton intervened &… https://t.co/5Sueq0g5oQ
Retweeted by Nola DarlingWhen has that stopped any action!?! Oh y’all fucking with little boys. Got it🤨 https://t.co/sGsqt6m4SB
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1/15
2020
I can’t sleep at all @notUberCiph shit smh you’re triggered now lolShawty done fell in looovveeeeee with all my diamonds
1/14
2020
Impulse purchase no. 1 picked up. The other on back orderEspresso I just had has me feeling drunk or just sleepy. I can’t tellBad job interview advice: Candidates can leave. https://t.co/kAtfaDeZSOwhy don’t people walk out of bad job interviews? https://t.co/AFwG5vXfF5
Retweeted by Nola Darling @QuanFlix_ but try the Notes app on your phone. It scans & automatically saves as PDF. Free https://t.co/B3RC13yiTS @QuanFlix_ genius scan. Saves color, convert to PDF & can email directly from the app. @QuanFlix_ u can scan in the notes app if u need something quick.Never finding these Proenza bootsTackling the kitchen nextComplete one household task then I get back in bed. @notUberCiph lmao me every single day of my life now
1/13
2020

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