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Collin @acomplexcollin Michigan, USA

I invented the More like Breaking Good joke. JD/MA-Economics candidate studying criminal justice reform. Voting rights and polling @DataProgress

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Joined Twitter 9/8/10


@manyloinezz They did not quite meet our editorial standardsGood things are happening in the drafts https://t.co/BAcm4dRB3c @PehrlyLegal I forgive you
12/4
2020
@PehrlyLegal Just saying hi, man. Jesus. I thought we were friends @PehrlyLegal EricA one-time $1,200 check should cover it https://t.co/SnKHjJnbCw
12/3
2020
@aubrey_huff Love when a person named Aubrey tries to give advice on being a man @turtlesruleall @guster That's as good a time as ever! @guster I love you, Guster. Thank you for making music I can love at both age 16 and age 29.Guster was one of those bands I rediscovered this year after not listening to them for 10 years. I'm surprised with… https://t.co/kdcluJ8kyYIsn't this the exact reason Republicans claim to need the Second Amendment? https://t.co/klx7quWudu @somecleverthing You think that's something? Wait until tomorrow when I do a shorter version of the same jokeI'm glad this post speaks directly to me, the full economy participant https://t.co/meI4GbOPhn
12/2
2020
@TheHoshuah Thank you for commenting a question mark on my post. It's greatly appreciatedThe show Breaking Bad should've actually been called Breaking Good because it was a good show @googleymoogley Ahhhh, you caught me @TheHoshuah I shouldn't have let you guess because this is your ex-wife, but you're correct either wayLet's play a game called "Tweet like one of your followers" and see if we can guess who it is. I'll start. Hey@boy… https://t.co/PqN85FB7PD @EthanBWinter We'll get the message directly to the people, buddyGlad to see @EthanBWinter has taken his tweets to the street https://t.co/bb1ufN0wpK @ascendingcarl The show is basically just for dudes and the guys @TheHoshuah My favorite part of the show will definitely be the dragonsmy idea for a new show is called Dragons and basically it’s a show about dragons
12/1
2020
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11/25
2020
@Seouljaa These are doooooope @icecream4cats I think this is the only correct course of action @Buffalojilll She's also a redhead, Jill @icecream4cats She's on a whole 'nother level. I wonder if she'll continue now that I know about itJust found out my girlfriend has known all about my Twitter for almost a week now. And she's been documenting how s… https://t.co/fqxsPs6waZ
11/24
2020
@manda_writes Yes, because like him, I'm also the "upgrade" model with the "women are objects" trim package @manda_writes I'd date him @manda_writes "Become the first thing I wish to speak to"The only ethical thing to do here is put Santa down and use his body for scientific testing https://t.co/YmJjm9n5bLIt's Sarah Cooper https://t.co/GrbzHHKckX
11/20
2020
Republicans can't be trusted for one simple reason: they think khakis with a blue, gold-buttoned blazer is a cool look @omically I think inventing that joke was the beginning of my climb back to happiness @LawyerLinguist I'll give you the friends and family discount!I haven't felt this healthy mentally since probably 2014. It's a weird feeling to feel good about where you are. An… https://t.co/F6OmQ4yudP @elizaleela I think I'm starting to make sense of it @PehrlyLegal It was really life-affirming for meMy long-term ex just called me out of the blue, and we caught up for an hour. https://t.co/8FAuQMDRE9
11/19
2020
@HKrassenstein Before you leave, can you share that picture of the Krassenbros looking absolutely JACKED together at the lake?Again, this argument is nonsense. No one is proposing a new tax to forgive student loans. So to her question of wha… https://t.co/Emf9jTmY28The show Breaking Bad should've actually been called Breaking Good because it was a good show
11/18
2020
@turtlesruleall Is his wife a doctor? @justabloodygame RIP, GJ. The goat @ristolable *Indecipherable baby noises*
11/17
2020
When I started talking to this girl months ago, I told her how unfair it was that I always send flowers and never g… https://t.co/gXyaOShnsUFellas, it's important to take cues on masculinity from those who are more manly than you. That's why I only get ad… https://t.co/WItiLqJC7v @turtlesruleall Thank you, pal1) Do people who don't have children in K-12 constantly complain about paying for those schools? 2) If you've never… https://t.co/dwzkAyt05F @Eclectablog I can't figure out why the governor doesn't want to engage with the Republicans on their exhaustive pl… https://t.co/8o2QkNjdrwHi, 911? I'd like to report a freaking murder! Jesus, Jeff, this man has a family! https://t.co/iILFkxsIUh
11/16
2020
@bethbourdon You're fighting the good fight on both counts, Beth.I ordered from GrubHub today. The driver was supposed to text me when they dropped it off, but I never got anything… https://t.co/PYHUvRauFvHow does she keep churning out this absolute gold!! https://t.co/6Uc0C9QIdCWe have a United States Senator whose last name is "Whitehouse," and the dude has never even run for president. Just shoot your shot, man
11/13
2020
*Meets girl at a bar who agrees to come home with me* Her: do you have a condom? Me: are you my girlfriend now? https://t.co/7i5NQGyTNI🙌 Hire 🙌 more 🙌 female 🙌 drone 🙌 operators 🙌 https://t.co/r4I0BU1dhm @snedchez @LadyBroseph Yes, both parts of this are accurate. I just can't wait until we get the reveal that Kate is… https://t.co/qwkUnIH3ml @snedchez @LadyBroseph I just found the article. It matches her name, and the mugshot is her. Jesus, how did I not know about this @snedchez @LadyBroseph Oh my god that's her @LadyBroseph This was a Madeline from Weird Twitter who had a lot of followers and disappeared. I only have this pi… https://t.co/b3fGGgefrv @LadyBroseph Not this one, right? https://t.co/wpX6hnzYAtYou heard the man. Let's get the money out of this man's dump truck. #DefundJoeManchinsButt https://t.co/qkBMonpzR7
11/12
2020
@LadyBroseph Wait, who's Madeline? @LadyBroseph How did he birth them? @LadyBroseph Gretchen used to like any tweet that complimented my appearance. I'll never forget that
11/11
2020
@tysonstakes It's such a perfect video! Thank you so much @dereksov You've got to guess he autoscheduled this for the wrong week, right? I don't see any other answer @tysonstakes hi, Tyson! Do you remember the Starbucks cup video you probably did in 2015ish? It's Christmas time, a… https://t.co/aENis6ZVbS @googleymoogley https://t.co/NGGU8zk4VY @googleymoogley Rachu, do you get it
11/10
2020
@bethbourdon Hi Beth hope your day is good this is a funny tweet x @googleymoogley No@ @googleymoogley Have you ever thought about not?? LMAO
11/7
2020
@manyloinezz We need to push our members of Congress to enact legislation that prevents anyone over 45 from using t… https://t.co/NtMMW9fgCA @manyloinezz Exactly! What are we supposed to do? A couple months ago, I made my mom watch Just Mercy with me--hopi… https://t.co/UcZwOFnHar @andybaashford My mom has three master's degrees. She's incredibly smart and volunteers 20 hours a week as the exec… https://t.co/tMuHKAIHxOTo engage with other ideas, and I get excited about this turning point. Then I talk to her five days later, and it'… https://t.co/WwgOAZxArnMy mom called me this morning to ask who she should call about the vote-counting problems she saw on Fox News. Ever… https://t.co/Z2rfRUWk1lI went through a phase a couple years ago where I would drink exclusively champagne. I'd walk up to the cashier wit… https://t.co/LVjrKME7uX
11/6
2020
The show Breaking Bad should've actually been called Breaking Good because it was a good show
11/5
2020
Time to check and see how Amy McGrath is doing. I assume it's too close to call right now @EthanBWinter @ColinJMcAuliffe This is the memo that first made me want to get involved at DfPAhh, yes. The candidate who has 1% of the national vote. The Libertarian who would clearly take votes away from...B… https://t.co/gJMVT73l7r @WorldEatJimmy13 @YatesMacDonald Okay, where are we meeting up to drink your KalamaBREW? @YatesMacDonald @WorldEatJimmy13 He's a magic, mythical creature. This is the first stream I haven't watched in a l… https://t.co/6pICz4vXPY @YatesMacDonald @WorldEatJimmy13 Wait, what?? I have a friend in real life who also listens to Chapo? @YatesMacDonald @WorldEatJimmy13 Guys, what are we doing tonight?
11/4
2020
BREAKING: (AP) With over 200 million votes counted, Gangnam Style has just won the electionThis is becoming a bloodbath. It's time to call it https://t.co/Q5JfbjYiu3 @bethbourdon Hi, Beth. Do you want me to beat up your ex-husband? x
11/3
2020
@bbburgerrr Almost twins https://t.co/WD3QudNxag
11/2
2020
@dilk_meth I get that, but he is giving virtually the same speech at every rally, which I think indicates it's only… https://t.co/RY9DTfNbxQ @CarmineSabia @RashidaTlaib @jack @TwitterSupport Hey @jack, @TwitterSupport can we get a fact check on Carmine's p… https://t.co/L2as81RYvw
10/30
2020
@googleymoogley How about this: no @googleymoogley Did you pick Chuckie so the two of you could swap clothing whenever you want @ascendingcarl Sorry, you can't tee me up like that @ascendingcarl Yeah this is true
10/28
2020

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