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Josh was like wtf ur in ur bra and u were like well its my fucking house | Ringmaster at @BlizzardComedy and @SocialDWarriors

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This is tomorrow. I realise now I can't remember a single thing that happened this month but oh well @alanbrookland Oh it ABSOLUTELY willThis cute lil Cthulhu point-and-click is great fun housemate just whispered "nudity yaaaaaaaaas". He is playing Assassin's Creed on the PS5 and has told me, "It h… our #Christmas decorations up 😊 Shout out again to the amazing @curiouslycolour for our personalised…'ve discovered quite the passion for photoshopping @appleshampoo182's face onto musicians
Oof why is this such a mood picture is everything I want in life 25 but I don't remember the state ever delivering this. *But* this *should* be the job of the state. If ther…
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@Andrew_Taylor RIGHT! The mental gymnastics you'd have to do to not only not be ashamed of this country but be acti… @Andrew_Taylor Imagine being grown all the way up and still being that easily played by a fucking sticker. Obviously you're right but still. @Andrew_Taylor I just can't imagine a better way to ruin a pandemic-ending drug than permanently affiliating it wit… why are we a nation of such whiny little bitch babies beer has shown up at my house addressed to me and I have no recollection of buying it. Either drunk me is gett… once it would be nice to have a national crisis that doesn't lead to an increase in dogging.
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @markgrimshaw16 @Andrew_Taylor @ThatThomBee @appleshampoo182 @samleccleston I am not the tiniest bit surprised @Tomosborne1991 @Spotify It is! I wish there was more of a variety of convenient alternatives because it is so frus… other apps on my phone have any problem but @Spotify seems to think I don't have an internet connection like it…
I fucking love doing this show system in which almost all of the country is under tier 2 or 3 restrictions for the good of public health, but is…
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Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @NTommis Yeah I get that. I can't imagine they spent too much time examining how it would strike this specific bala… @ThatThomBee @SocialDWarriors @superfriendsUK That does not surprise me in the least @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors @ThatThomBee Great now I'm never going to be able to hear that song without this version playing in my head @SocialDWarriors @superfriendsUK @ThatThomBee I can't believe you tweeted that from the SDW account, @ThatThomBee @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors The cum was implied but you notice it, it makes the whole scene infinitely cummier @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors @ThatThomBee Not at all @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors @ThatThomBee As far as I'm concerned, memes about cum are always in season @LuckyDemiLuke That is very understandable. When covid isn't a thing you are ALWAYS welcome πŸ’œ @LuckyDemiLuke Come to my house for Christmas instead πŸ’œ @NTommis I am not in the slightest bit surprised that we prioritise the right of a pretty building to be seen than… look more social housing that looks directly onto the city's lavish excess πŸ˜’ @ThatThomBee I'm so impressed by her commitment
@ThatThomBee I'm sorry, I lost itGet you a friend like @ThatThomBee who supports you no matter what dumb shit you've done now Pro is such a temperamental cunt @LuckyDemiLuke @evantessuraea You are and it absolutely doesThose men are fully ready to kiss @LuckyDemiLuke @evantessuraea LIKE SCHOOLS NEED TO STOP HIRING NONCES
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @mxriles Excellent choice @LuckyDemiLuke It's genuinely heartbreaking. Some of the flats I go to don't have functioning doorbells but the hei… is the view from one of the flats I delivered to today. It's kinda gross how London just flaunts the decadence…
Look at what a productive afternoon I've had, someone give me a present @ThatThomBee @SocialDWarriors this video, I talk about how I lost a whole box of glow in the dark guitar picks and I am very pleased to announ… feel like it’s pretty fucked up that the working class is being asked to independently save things like independe…
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Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰On the other hand it's a bit heartbreaking that we have more than 150 families with children who can't have this one simple festive luxury.Feeling a bit conflicted seeing this stack of advent calendars at the food bank today. On the one hand, it's lovely… @intotheredband Oooh I love itI am being p r o d u c t i v e seeing the Music Venue Trust talk about how a system where gigs can happen but alcohol isn’t allowed is bad beca…
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰Ahhhhh the stickers we posted have started arriving!! We're so excited to see what people do with them 😍
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @intotheredband I love this so much
the government are legit just saying fuck it whoever dies before the vaccine dies at this point
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Niece haven't posted about how much I love Onsind in ages, so allow me to let the record state that I love Onsind
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰I have been roped into showing my nan how to use her new tablet and I might as well try to explain the difference b… ruling class voted to defund food assistance. This was the people's response.
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@intotheredband Same 😍 @intotheredband OmgShe licked me right in the ear muppet has come a long way since I last saw her and she let the ham I threw for her slap her in the face out to the incredible Katiee for making this gorgeous christmas decoration with my niece's face on it for my… @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @JoshuaDouglass1 @intotheredband I'm so excited to hear it mate! Counting down the minutes! @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 Exactly! If someone is going to shame you over what your body naturally looks like, they… @JoshuaDouglass1 @intotheredband You should be proud, man πŸ’œ you've got every right to shout about the stuff you make @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ leaving a restaurant with ability to stand upright is for pussiesIf you got a $100,000 per year salaried job at 22 and your salary doubled every 5 years, you'd retire having in you…
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I honestly thought he was finally gonna let me have his double bass that I've been begging him to let me have for y… dad, who is not even a little bit subtle, asked me if I wanted money like normal for christmas and then immediat… *know* my housemate is playing a game called Bugsnax, but from down the corridor between two half-closed doors it… Priti Patel.
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @LuckyDemiLuke You are a champion and i have complete faith in you πŸ’œ @LuckyDemiLuke I know you well enough to be confident that you've done much better than you give yourself credit fo… book I'm reading contains the phrase "I cannot bring myself to bite an ice cream, let a woman to whom I am not… you wanna be a part of our NYE show and haven't told us yet and haven't had a nudge from us pestering you to not…
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 That makes me sad. I want her to have a partner who is unconditionally sexually generous… @LuckyDemiLuke YOU DID THOUGH. And I am SO PROUD of you @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 I mean I get being too full to want to anything too active but ... that's not what she s… @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 WHAT!? That's a twist I really did not see coming holy cow @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 I just can't imagine any other way you would not only come to believe this but to do so… @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 I'm glad you enjoyed it, I hope you get to meet him too 🀣 Obviously the real happy endin… Please let this happen.
I can confirm this, it was disgusting and hilarious musical guest (understandably) dropped out today and we didn't have time to replace them so we've thrown togeth… is how I feel every single day in case there's anyone floating around thinking that it's okay for the Tories to sell off our NHS to private c… cast this to my housemate's new TV and it was amazing"It feels like just yesterday they announced the PS5 was coming out," said my housemate, who has spent every day be… housemate has just described his PS5 as his new boyfriend