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Josh was like wtf ur in ur bra and u were like well its my fucking house | Ringmaster at @BlizzardComedy and @SocialDWarriors

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Joined Twitter 12/10/11


This is tomorrow. I realise now I can't remember a single thing that happened this month but oh well https://t.co/lUd0qtxFv1 @alanbrookland Oh it ABSOLUTELY willThis cute lil Cthulhu point-and-click is great fun https://t.co/YjfIMj0fGLMy housemate just whispered "nudity yaaaaaaaaas". He is playing Assassin's Creed on the PS5 and has told me, "It h… https://t.co/0DU4DDh8OhPut our #Christmas decorations up 😊 Shout out again to the amazing @curiouslycolour for our personalised… https://t.co/iEGuPiWHlLI've discovered quite the passion for photoshopping @appleshampoo182's face onto musicians https://t.co/VCwiF5dr92
11/29
2020
Oof why is this such a mood https://t.co/9y72K9H2wPThis picture is everything I want in life https://t.co/FF3ZINRBEUOnly 25 but I don't remember the state ever delivering this. *But* this *should* be the job of the state. If ther… https://t.co/vV0rnbJqwT
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11/28
2020
@Andrew_Taylor RIGHT! The mental gymnastics you'd have to do to not only not be ashamed of this country but be acti… https://t.co/6pzuqsxiSb @Andrew_Taylor Imagine being grown all the way up and still being that easily played by a fucking sticker. Obviously you're right but still. @Andrew_Taylor I just can't imagine a better way to ruin a pandemic-ending drug than permanently affiliating it wit… https://t.co/W3Pz2svQmdChrist why are we a nation of such whiny little bitch babies https://t.co/zBYMXiTkRRThis beer has shown up at my house addressed to me and I have no recollection of buying it. Either drunk me is gett… https://t.co/nojjZz8iSSJust once it would be nice to have a national crisis that doesn't lead to an increase in dogging. https://t.co/UB72EnenT7
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @markgrimshaw16 @Andrew_Taylor @ThatThomBee @appleshampoo182 @samleccleston I am not the tiniest bit surprised @Tomosborne1991 @Spotify It is! I wish there was more of a variety of convenient alternatives because it is so frus… https://t.co/W15ZI0NxaDNo other apps on my phone have any problem but @Spotify seems to think I don't have an internet connection like it… https://t.co/854oIbQs51
11/27
2020
I fucking love doing this show https://t.co/aaIJIRLAnRA system in which almost all of the country is under tier 2 or 3 restrictions for the good of public health, but is… https://t.co/bgCaTOk02C
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰Reminder that pointlessly flouting covid rules is not "sticking it to The Man;" it is endangering yourself and peop… https://t.co/fZ1zhbJMXr
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰cornavirus doesn't care that you haven't seen your family since march. It's not going to play football with us fo… https://t.co/efNgRNsFIo
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @NTommis Yeah I get that. I can't imagine they spent too much time examining how it would strike this specific bala… https://t.co/ejtLKNCjY6 @ThatThomBee @SocialDWarriors @superfriendsUK That does not surprise me in the least @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors @ThatThomBee Great now I'm never going to be able to hear that song without this version playing in my head @SocialDWarriors @superfriendsUK @ThatThomBee I can't believe you tweeted that from the SDW account, @ThatThomBee @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors The cum was implied but you notice it, it makes the whole scene infinitely cummier @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors @ThatThomBee Not at all https://t.co/5IWxJw0vmE @superfriendsUK @SocialDWarriors @ThatThomBee As far as I'm concerned, memes about cum are always in season @LuckyDemiLuke That is very understandable. When covid isn't a thing you are ALWAYS welcome πŸ’œ @LuckyDemiLuke Come to my house for Christmas instead πŸ’œ @NTommis I am not in the slightest bit surprised that we prioritise the right of a pretty building to be seen than… https://t.co/1Tf5DaqcsdOh look more social housing that looks directly onto the city's lavish excess πŸ˜’ https://t.co/GGlS7Qq3mW @ThatThomBee I'm so impressed by her commitment
11/26
2020
@ThatThomBee I'm sorry, I lost itGet you a friend like @ThatThomBee who supports you no matter what dumb shit you've done now https://t.co/amwMEDxEuBPremiere Pro is such a temperamental cunt @LuckyDemiLuke @evantessuraea You are and it absolutely doesThose men are fully ready to kiss https://t.co/YKSwC8IikO @LuckyDemiLuke @evantessuraea https://t.co/qOn04SXpMlLOOKS LIKE SCHOOLS NEED TO STOP HIRING NONCES https://t.co/PlSH215gB8
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @mxriles Excellent choice @LuckyDemiLuke It's genuinely heartbreaking. Some of the flats I go to don't have functioning doorbells but the hei… https://t.co/qOwINMleGyThis is the view from one of the flats I delivered to today. It's kinda gross how London just flaunts the decadence… https://t.co/3K5gs6uzxX
11/25
2020
Look at what a productive afternoon I've had, someone give me a present https://t.co/yO0F4QieEU @ThatThomBee @SocialDWarriors ...no https://t.co/7xFJ1KAxNFIn this video, I talk about how I lost a whole box of glow in the dark guitar picks and I am very pleased to announ… https://t.co/qxPFT8IGaTi feel like it’s pretty fucked up that the working class is being asked to independently save things like independe… https://t.co/IanBdVHSz6
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Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰On the other hand it's a bit heartbreaking that we have more than 150 families with children who can't have this one simple festive luxury.Feeling a bit conflicted seeing this stack of advent calendars at the food bank today. On the one hand, it's lovely… https://t.co/dtA3oPST2k @intotheredband Oooh I love itI am being p r o d u c t i v e https://t.co/SRcThympENAm seeing the Music Venue Trust talk about how a system where gigs can happen but alcohol isn’t allowed is bad beca… https://t.co/1pupdJeHRM
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰Ahhhhh the stickers we posted have started arriving!! We're so excited to see what people do with them 😍 https://t.co/00RysHh8Zx
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @intotheredband I love this so much
11/24
2020
the government are legit just saying fuck it whoever dies before the vaccine dies at this point
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰My nan has bought this Christmas card for me and my housemate like we're married https://t.co/sfKJDieh3g
11/23
2020
Niece https://t.co/zDjfTl18HdI haven't posted about how much I love Onsind in ages, so allow me to let the record state that I love Onsind
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰I have been roped into showing my nan how to use her new tablet and I might as well try to explain the difference b… https://t.co/prUMefipbLThe ruling class voted to defund food assistance. This was the people's response. https://t.co/KBHrnE1bDR
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11/22
2020
@intotheredband Same 😍 @intotheredband OmgShe licked me right in the ear https://t.co/Uvs6Z3QVnUThis muppet has come a long way since I last saw her and she let the ham I threw for her slap her in the face https://t.co/bqL4vgsYrdShout out to the incredible Katiee for making this gorgeous christmas decoration with my niece's face on it for my… https://t.co/LaH5FpLg9B @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @JoshuaDouglass1 @intotheredband I'm so excited to hear it mate! Counting down the minutes! @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 Exactly! If someone is going to shame you over what your body naturally looks like, they… https://t.co/64anhM4btQ @JoshuaDouglass1 @intotheredband You should be proud, man πŸ’œ you've got every right to shout about the stuff you make @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ leaving a restaurant with ability to stand upright is for pussiesIf you got a $100,000 per year salaried job at 22 and your salary doubled every 5 years, you'd retire having in you… https://t.co/tRdbxDtrrb
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Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @MattHossComedy Right! Full disclosure, it is a knock off but it's a bloody nice one πŸ’œπŸ’œThis is exactly what I want https://t.co/dLmXhblyO9
11/21
2020
I honestly thought he was finally gonna let me have his double bass that I've been begging him to let me have for y… https://t.co/I87J13h7xDMy dad, who is not even a little bit subtle, asked me if I wanted money like normal for christmas and then immediat… https://t.co/KZ0Z1bWcwAI *know* my housemate is playing a game called Bugsnax, but from down the corridor between two half-closed doors it… https://t.co/88ivIswHZ7Fuck Priti Patel.
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @LuckyDemiLuke You are a champion and i have complete faith in you πŸ’œ @LuckyDemiLuke I know you well enough to be confident that you've done much better than you give yourself credit fo… https://t.co/jCAtLkMrTmThe book I'm reading contains the phrase "I cannot bring myself to bite an ice cream, let a woman to whom I am not… https://t.co/Zp9mVYrOpsIf you wanna be a part of our NYE show and haven't told us yet and haven't had a nudge from us pestering you to not… https://t.co/HWHMcRlTxy
Retweeted by π’¦π“Šπ“‡π“‰ @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 That makes me sad. I want her to have a partner who is unconditionally sexually generous… https://t.co/yVEgOLlNpC @LuckyDemiLuke YOU DID THOUGH. And I am SO PROUD of you @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 I mean I get being too full to want to anything too active but ... that's not what she s… https://t.co/Rl0gvI2von @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 WHAT!? That's a twist I really did not see coming holy cow https://t.co/JglU4XKi7P @siian_98 @JoshuaDouglass1 I just can't imagine any other way you would not only come to believe this but to do so… https://t.co/vxJHCO9wig @JoshuaDouglass1 @siian_98 I'm glad you enjoyed it, I hope you get to meet him too 🀣 Obviously the real happy endin… https://t.co/FyPHmLPNhEPlease. Please let this happen. https://t.co/AqQKnJdmhB
11/20
2020
I can confirm this, it was disgusting and hilarious https://t.co/pYgVt4P0oXOur musical guest (understandably) dropped out today and we didn't have time to replace them so we've thrown togeth… https://t.co/VtsNYQq57iThis is how I feel every single day https://t.co/QX52rJGPS2Just in case there's anyone floating around thinking that it's okay for the Tories to sell off our NHS to private c… https://t.co/JtsrSI8edRhttps://t.co/rcVFbz9WkH https://t.co/hrQE9bjbdiJust cast this to my housemate's new TV and it was amazing https://t.co/tUq1eRy5QI"It feels like just yesterday they announced the PS5 was coming out," said my housemate, who has spent every day be… https://t.co/UBHa3FSmFzMy housemate has just described his PS5 as his new boyfriend
11/19
2020

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