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AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT I MADE A TWITTER TO PROMOTE MYSELF IN THE 21st CENTURY

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Joined Twitter 1/10/13


@Tetradugenikid don't sign your tweets @Tetradugenikid I want to break bricks with my penis is there a pdf for a guy like me?I don't know if this counts as #russiagate or not but because of my questionably illegal media consumption I can't… https://t.co/i8FNLoTLXQWir suchen dich! https://t.co/UvTW3dv1Mo @leducviolet il papa, ill papa @leducviolet So in a way he’s above the pope, @wwwdotyoutube Mr. president,This is who were voting for in 2020 https://t.co/PNN8KcmC45 @doctopmaru Cc @dollfartsthrough the window, through the wall my noncorporeal body phases down the hall aw skeet skeet motherfucker aw skeet skeet goddamn
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Well my primary form of political activism is just uh media consumption so I try to be really conscientious around… https://t.co/UZ5XMEaQ2w
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @bensears Too late they’ve took the director’s chair away and now it’s more of a TEDtalk thing where I’m on a half-… https://t.co/XxaVj7e7TCImagining a world where mainstream superhero fiction hewed closer to HG Peters's style than to anyone else's. https://t.co/BrGQW6zilg
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @aaronmfking Oh shit this is beautifulwhat happened to keeping him locked away in a room? https://t.co/ttBMsfuyNk
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @30_Helens Did you ever listen to the episode of the podcast “I was there too” with him on it? It’s great.Me in a suit without a tie sitting casually cross legged on a director’s chair in front of a big pristine white wal… https://t.co/uPH8vNXNFha bunch of right wing dorks paid for a plane ticket to get their asses kicked by antifa in portland. pretty cool ac… https://t.co/RR0qoNp93m
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @badtothetone Damn me too esp when it’s on such a majestic creature wearing it @wspieler Why not nationalize them... https://t.co/eOO2tsBODB
8/18
2019
French is such a beautiful language 🇫🇷 🌈 https://t.co/tjWyqXUJBl
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @emamouse 雨林を保護する運動って彼女のためだったのか @emamouse 一番左は誰だ? @emamouse あ、これ見てない!あいつに会ったんだ?! @UweBollocks Making a garlic hot sauce from scratch is hard as hell For me at least the garlic always turns bitter @UweBollocks How is it?Award winning gameing comic for real fans https://t.co/WYv3L1DwGOYou've been havin' real bad dreams oh oh You used to lie so close to me oh oh There's nothing more than empty sheet… https://t.co/nTBGIVhxxB
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)If all you had was resistance grift twitter and msnbc, it would be shocking to learn who is the only candidate whos… https://t.co/yARX30Le8x
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)I quit twitter同一ふくろうです https://t.co/G6hYT56TyR
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)i love when the president gives the okay for white supremacist goons to assault protesters https://t.co/6LwidFynFD
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Congratulations on reaching adulthood, young American. Choose your profession: 1. The place which saddled you with… https://t.co/TifglBZecp
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)But you gotta cultivate that shit in hundreds of thousands of payments to L. Ron in your adulthood and then you can… https://t.co/MivHnfHiZpThe Citizens United decision legalized corporations coercing their employees to vote for the boss's candidates. Thi… https://t.co/ZluSrBD3uE
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Me, my monocle flying off and lodging in the fucking wall: androgyny?! In fashion?! For the first time?! Ever?!… https://t.co/2ojZrAVQaiCory Booker did everything he could to subvert majority black Newark on behalf of the hedge fund-backed education p… https://t.co/3VPP0mkD84
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @AlecMacGillis I wrote about the pervasive political amnesia of the American commentariat in @Harpers. It really is… https://t.co/4fJh6YQlzU
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)There’s a rooster around here that only crows at 10-11 am and I respect him more than those cartoon roosters who crow at dawn @friendgolem Heroes of RPG😬😬😬 just an entire army of people whose main job is saying "you can't have nice things" https://t.co/zZToVPFyGm
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @lukeisamazing Hey here’s the author of that tweet selfieing with a Nazi https://t.co/Bk1potb2Dr @4SIC4 sure, @FucktardIdiot Turn your crystal ball on @fussybabybitch You think that's fucked up, buddy, I'm every woman, it's all in me @ianmacewan https://t.co/xIvdNrWdcn @ianmacewan https://t.co/gA3fyEz9F3 @ianmacewan https://t.co/e4NhA6PdFy @ianmacewan When I see a tweet I like I will just manually put it here for you
8/17
2019
@WarrenIsDead I too want to astral @turing_police Stuff rags to look like dead Palestinian children and you’ll scare them off forever @allahliker @ByYourLogic It’s a network for professionals man your clowning won’t be respected thereThere’d be a lot less strife on this website if you dumb motherfuckers just spoke in “I statements”, not me tho jus… https://t.co/Biwplp1JhxJust bought my first house at the age of 22, what y’all broke asses doin w your lives? https://t.co/BD4ruvAo4S
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Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)i’ve decided that if i had to see this porn parody pikachu with my own two eyes, then yes, so does everyone else https://t.co/oPvfUdOOh1
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)what if... they paid taxes instead https://t.co/vl0Ul16EiO
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)who could have possibly predicted this “black swan” event? https://t.co/OBPgVcg8rN
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Vintage photo of a dog climbing a fence https://t.co/bwWPCtyY6a
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @cushbomb What is this your first fuckin rodeo? It could also be Baal or mithra @negaversace (Like the cranberries “zombie” where she sings “in your head”) Gamerchair Gamer cha~air @turing_police I ate dlc candy that my in app grandmother gave me once a day and I’ve turned into a funko (pop) @thorazos I’m pretty sure I’d just be a capybara and it wouldn’t be a big difference @sakkan69 あ、まいど @MilesKlee Don't sign your damn postsAlright where y'all sitting [end of tweet] @kenklippenstein because they are those villains' literal descendants @mushbuh @g0m Oh yeah, a book is like a mirror because you get as much out of it as you put yourself into it, like Milorad Pavic saidNYPD questioned a boy, offering him a McDonald’s soda. When he left, they took the straw and tested it for his DNA.… https://t.co/QnNLnOBciA
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @zacksoto I missed whatever it was but I think you're greatネームが死ーム
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Cohen on Bezos/WaPo: “If Sanders had suggested that Rupert Murdoch’s ownership of Fox News impacts its coverage, f… https://t.co/QdYykqCfNV
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Coyote before and after someone told him he was engaged in capitalism https://t.co/sStyDataQ1https://t.co/6yO8UlVsOURecognize I'm a fool and you love me https://t.co/zHYbU42v5g @Tetradugenikid Is it you? @zacksoto I’ll never read it in an app but I’ll keep an eye peeledこの絵は、93年にキングレコードの「怪獣王」という日本の特撮映画の音楽を集めたCD ボックスのために描いた「怪談蛇女」です。昭和43年の東映作品ですね。資料がなくて苦労しました。 https://t.co/YlEkyHR4OS
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @fancypetetoms @zachfmason I was shot for giggling, the ghost of the giggler, death wish 3
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)TEN MOST EPIC ANIME DEATHS (charles bronson shooting the giggler in the back on loop for 30mins)
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)Tfw you’re the giggler https://t.co/Qi20ID8O2g
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy)I've handed over my phone at border control Border control agent: You've made a lot of tweets about "the giggler" f… https://t.co/OEapQehTFF
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @zacksoto this looks doopeナマケモノの子ども (🔊 鳴き声も可愛い…) https://t.co/eIG1g7Wtaa
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @ufosurprise @jejerepy @goodpeepo It was a good trick and we’re all the better for it @jejerepy @goodpeepo @ufosurprise Boooo @Chinchillazllla Tfw you accidentally attracted the trouble pants men https://t.co/I3iYO56lPy @goodpeepo @jejerepy Btw do any of you know whatever happened to the other “bug” not @ufosurprise but dumbas fils from the tumblr days? @goodpeepo @jejerepy Art is all about sharing things man what the fuck. And I’m tasty for art @jejerepy @goodpeepo Be bisexual tasty for hot chips and lies etcWiki How To Treat Your Bite From The Great Pagliacci So You Aren't Turned
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @SilverChangling It’s great tbh @goodpeepo @ufosurprise I also drank out of the pond when the pond goddess was asking me whether I had dropped (old… https://t.co/qhW4ZKdZbQ @ufosurprise @goodpeepo I’m tasty for the fountain* water *of youth @ufosurprise @goodpeepo Yeah I don’t know what those words mean on account of being the youngest guy in this thread, @goodpeepo @jejerepy did you invent this?!? @maplecocaine @Hickenlooper Haaaa damnto me the most galling part of Epstein stuff is that while honest-to-god sex trafficking rings are being protected… https://t.co/lOsHjY6qPP
Retweeted by Alex Degen (magic serple)(real crime guy) @alex_navarro @dril_2 https://t.co/YBDy2ao2Qi @ritualdumpster Hell yeah
8/16
2019

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