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AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT I MADE A TWITTER TO PROMOTE MYSELF IN THE 21st CENTURY

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@nytpolitics Absolutely amazing that Republicans can say "the laws don't apply to us anymore" and you guys will jus… https://t.co/WCyKNzgVMC
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @letsgoayo he was also like "there are over 3,000 items in this store and you need to know them all, where they are… https://t.co/Vzx9cdzBGd @letsgoayo YES! @letsgoayo Yeah I was like 17 years old and was holding my tongue to not be like "anyone who would answer 'because… https://t.co/caclFSoBBHlove to lose the ability to track hurricanes because 4G just wasn’t fast enough for rich assholes https://t.co/ST4BsoGE2v
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @letsgoayo That question is such a fucking trap. I remember trying to get a summer job at an art supply store and… https://t.co/DSyG80YJ5vCheck out fucking Speed Racer over here (wait for it) https://t.co/uRtPWn13gN
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @Chinchillazllla idk I remember in the run up to the Iraq war seeing people with bumper stickers saying "IT'S PRONO… https://t.co/jHa1nAIyyz @Chinchillazllla I probably should be shot for thinking about it this hard but I think all the worst shallow media… https://t.co/SMdgxtuqfKhttps://t.co/Mv03w2s7Yn
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @mike_daws Nah it’s cool Democrats have laundered McCain French kristol in the last 3 years it’s a winning strategy… https://t.co/WzgE5zlEtnreal masculinity. https://t.co/gJ1QY50esT
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @mercurialblonde @aehSaehSaehS @CJIsWingingIt The music in Black Orpheus is better than the music in Black narcissus this is a fact @mercurialblonde @aehSaehSaehS @CJIsWingingIt They’re both good @zachhazard Akira is a locus if horrible takes and dumb people making ignorant pronouncements about manga (pronounc… https://t.co/1YOw9EJ4uO @aehSaehSaehS @CJIsWingingIt https://t.co/0RTivaf6Gk @aehSaehSaehS @CJIsWingingIt (Am I trying to railroad the conversation into Black Orpheus or am I so dyslexic I mis… https://t.co/39a1HkHvyF @aehSaehSaehS @CJIsWingingIt Yeah Black Orpheus is great wtf @harriscsmith I never really watched veep I gotta check it out @doctopmaru You crazy for this one youngWhy isn't there a The Thick of It season about brexit tho? So I can understand brexit? @pinkbugpunk where are the wifesmfw wife has fallen off cliff https://t.co/gJ4J4SfU4c @FucktardIdiot Put Noah on I want to talk to himThat awkward moment on the cliff when https://t.co/4WJ09a0fxl
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex DegenIt’s all moot basketball is fucking boring until we believe hard enough for the Knicks to rise from the dead, dominate, and reign forever @jejerepy https://t.co/gbjKqJjgEpI’m sad that the raptors lost and in grief Drake drank a sprite, exploded, and died @scumbelievable Sorry https://t.co/Eu0AllCwaq @zachhazard It’s cool when I put this down in disgust, I flipped to the op ed page of the paper and saw a Bret Step… https://t.co/u12Eeor4SZ @tosazun ビートボックスしながら告白しあってるという漫画も面白いだろうと思っていたしましてジェイソンは生きていた! https://t.co/R6R37ce5rG
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degenhttps://t.co/DgPdWrWKuVfuck all y'all https://t.co/PYUMFyvwWp
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex DegenHell yeah https://t.co/WjzQAXycat
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5/26
2019
https://t.co/lsJc0Qu7JgOkay I quit Twitter foreverwhen u find a cool ring https://t.co/xu9ews0PJz
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @crybernetics I say "eat shit" all the time and that dumb fucking bot thinks my culture is a joke @leslieleeiii I mean this is far and away the outstanding one https://t.co/DjR1hjWipF @maplecocaine Haha what up, fool, you've made yourself the internet's main character!!! @crybernetics mention vaping and it will get likes from weird vape bots, unless that's stopped @spookperson @BAKKOOONN Bio mechanical lab spitting out conservative boylings patterned after ventriloquist dummies @mperezwritesirl Yeah https://t.co/7qvMNjzHxuMy followers are gonna be mad but I’m voting trump in 2020 in the hopes that he makes a peace deal with North Korea… https://t.co/Mg6wBnT5Mx @mperezwritesirl Did you see the vid that was a response to this pic with someone saying smoking weed was bad in Sp… https://t.co/ydVPkYTpHRLoving this new genre of article "Despite criticism from the most evil people on Earth, Bernie refuses to apologize… https://t.co/0xGdS6fdmF
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @mperezwritesirl https://t.co/hbzCEPCfglStill weird as fuck that Drake is a celebrity who people take seriously tbhhmm https://t.co/sqZpQh6sMK
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @extranapkins @wyatt_privilege My curvy wife will simply bounce and roll to safely and this is why I love herSeen this today. Surprised nobody has done it before tbqh. Simon Cunningham - Duckrabbit, 2019 https://t.co/uPItj05Pva
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen"Here is why a BLM protest at the college of William and Mary means we should bring back Jim Crow" By 6 figure NYT columnist
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex DegenHonestly it rules to live in a democracy where your two political choices are the 2019 Republican Party and the 199… https://t.co/q7H7vdJPKe
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex DegenMy dad’s a fuckin vocaloid https://t.co/ndhM0PQkG0 @jaguar_online https://t.co/JV7GzN4HSmMe and my washed ass friends when we link up: https://t.co/YDgLZVGl5v
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen'Pathetic' frog birthday cake from supermarket leaves parents 'mortified': 'It was a disgrace.'… https://t.co/PwQw6T0y1F
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @webbedspace I make my own algorithm https://t.co/Mh9mrK7xhu @MattBors @willmenaker Jesus abuses hard working money changers your fav is problematicIf you use Spotify you’re a coppro lifers real quiet on this one https://t.co/EaHZUnY1ti
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @michaelkruse shoulda done it with the anti-semitic hit piece, maybe
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex DegenIdk lead in the water? Is that how? https://t.co/beWB9axxcV @gomu (That’s the joke) @wwwdotyoutube You know the maxim gorky “kingdom of shadows” thing? I don’t agree with it but it’s beautiful https://t.co/P7xJmPtw0e @crym89s He's on sprite man @whoops_uhoh thank you @4SIC4 k im quitting twitter (does nothing...ages maybe... ) @GrahamSig the next line it the soliloquy talks about "drown(ing) cocks" so if they made you read it in high school… https://t.co/uBWWx19CrK @GrahamSig That's a quote from King Lear I accept no credit @Boringstein I'm very tired so we're even! @Boringstein Please boringstein I don't believe the things I'm saying it's for comedic purposes,speedrunner:(mumbly) this is a new strat, need a frame perfect jump here, it's called the cordelia minus, and if we… https://t.co/eGbM642pT6attn: ira glass on this shit, it's your cousin phillip glass and I think I have that new sound you're looking for:… https://t.co/bYt5viYIjgvideogame speedrunners are bullshit and only proves videogames are not art, Imagine like some asshole getting a 22… https://t.co/eM1r73kYzI @4SIC4 Okay this is the best one @4SIC4 here are two men, one always forgets to feed the fish (lie) and the other one always forgets to feed the fish (true) @4SIC4 Hey check this out: (does nothing...ages maybe... ) @4SIC4 uhh fuckin.... Nice hat does it come with a ...hat with itself? @4SIC4 Inside joke no.1 Wake up a dog @4SIC4 Yeah, that happens a lot, it's as weird as ppl rting a tweet mid conversation you're having with someone. L… https://t.co/AKKi7BxM1V @wwwdotyoutube You stole this tweet from Maxim Gorky @4SIC4 Which jokes? @napalmthing ばかだよね。初めてこの充電仕方気づいてイタズラかとおもった @inurashii Oh hell yeah! Where can I get more info on the book? Surprised this is the first I’m hearing if this! @badtothetone What was the one, "caught with items"? I was proud of that @badtothetone yessssshttps://t.co/RFyzEeFbhE
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @badtothetone I should name all the tracks on this album #justathoughthttps://t.co/WA71GkGKvu
Retweeted by 不思議の国のAlex Degen @badtothetone the P stands for PLEASE ENJOY A MYSTERY
5/25
2019
@Boringstein @RIAK42 post one with Jar Jar, cowardBiff bam pow mangax not just for kids any more but also for killing giant wasps https://t.co/IwZRraXTgZ @birdybirdonline https://t.co/PQra0mNtQh @g0m @wwwdotyoutube [translator’s note: this means “older brother” matrix] @wwwdotyoutube Can’t wait for a stylish animation reimagined through the antiseptic prestige machine that shit out out westworld @wwwdotyoutube Remember when people were getting hyphy for cowboy bebop live action casting announcements despite t… https://t.co/2ZxyUq2Wl1It's cool when necromancers bring back art from the dead as a contextless commodity that staggers around with dead… https://t.co/6S7mAiLtTsKANEDA...! I’m an IP now!! https://t.co/ZKCMVWMD61
5/24
2019

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