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Eisner & Harvey winning editor, writer & tired person. Co-Writer AMELIA COLE & THE ONCE AND FUTURE QUEEN. Novels CULTURE'S SKELETON & TURN TO PAIGE NEVER He/Him

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Just a reminder that Bounding Into Comics is a far right website with ties to c*micsgate that you should absolutely… https://t.co/ZFPM3H4Cpp
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveThis is excellent news from the Biden administration. Since 2002, more Americans have been killed by domestic “far-… https://t.co/dMcw1U5bwr
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveI. AM. ☠️ https://t.co/iXxv9EfwuM
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveA really low-key funeral home called "Irish Goodbyes"
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @JonnyAce @FrakTruck Not offhand but will RT to spread word!I have a friend routing this info through their network but: I am currently planning on moving in with my parents… https://t.co/nQbDZvX5ZM
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveBREAKING from Bloomberg: Trump’s campaign paid organizers of the pre-riot rally 2.7 million dollars. I forgot my… https://t.co/kxlFN6fWxy
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveI remember this dude! https://t.co/SGomDTI3Eq
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @jvfriedman I miss the woman near Hawthorne out here who sits in her yard on a high foot traffic street, with her p… https://t.co/bo7RHPteHe @jvfriedman Duck's gotta use the drive-through too.This is the best thing today https://t.co/x6oMX17LHD @talkwordy "Here lies ... *check notes* Brian. He was *checks notes* a nice thing."TEA BEFORE THE MILK YOU BELLENDS YOU’LL SCALD THE FUCKING MILK YOU DOPEY CUNT
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveCan't stop thinking about this comment... https://t.co/zzdsP3yjkU
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @ZackDavisson @NakatomiTim @Ibrahim_M_ AGAIN? https://t.co/dsTw8PV7X9 @Andhunt1969 @FondaJLee Not commenting on which is better, just saying, greatest difference. @Essa_Dee First ones instead. @neuvel See now yer just getting fancy. (also those are great) @lostthenumbers Don't forget the comics, too. https://t.co/wLjC3rMRG8 @NakatomiTim @ZackDavisson @Ibrahim_M_ I am glad they did. @neuvel Hah, at least you're done working. And got peanuts. Peanuts are good. I should get me some peanuts. @NakatomiTim @ZackDavisson @Ibrahim_M_ And DON'T. KNOCK. THE. RABBIT. EARS. while you do it. Or we won't get channel 2 good. @neuvel Just baked a ziti. Gonna go edit. You know. Wild Friday nights. @ZackDavisson @Ibrahim_M_ Oh god yeah. @kenlowery https://t.co/GXaP92dTZ3 @Ragnell I have a gorgon story idea I never did. I will do it now someday. They win in the end.Zomg https://t.co/jRZqLTc624
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Peposed @AlexPaknadel @rdouek @MichaelMoreci Three ULTRA deserving names if ever there wereEXTRAORDINARY STORY by @ktbenner on how Trump and a little-known Justice Dept. lawyer secretly plotted with Trump t… https://t.co/CkZATUE9Sh
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Ibrahim_M_ Hahahahaha never had to reseat old ram chips blind in giant old steel cases I see @FondaJLee Blade runner @Ibrahim_M_ When I started doing networking we used coax not Ethernet so I got really good at the blind attachment lol @GoFrankGo Well ya ruint it NOW didn't ya? *grin*“during the Capitol riot, Caldwell received Facebook messages from unspecified senders updating him of the location… https://t.co/u3uYzO87kp
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Linhith @baddestmamajama Yeah I got it I’ve seen someone do art for that before I forget where @Linhith @baddestmamajama Hah @Joe_Hunter Hi tired I’m Adam @RachaelAtWork “She’s a friend from work!” @Linhith @baddestmamajama They’re locked so I can’t see whatever it is
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If you are in Washington, please adopt this chubby boy that @TomatoNation called "the Taft of cats" or, as I replie… https://t.co/7HkByD2mMT
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Jennifer_deG Yes please7 Dem Senators ask Senate Ethics Committee to investigate whether Hawley & Cruz put “loyalty to the highest moral p… https://t.co/7nYkHWDr8Z
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @TheNedBarnett Never know when ya need to fight a Gorn.Tired: shoving your cat off your laptop Wired: giving cat her own laptop with birdfeeder webcam feed https://t.co/GFrfazlheN
Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveIn arguing for a new coronavirus aid package, Biden says "well over 600,000" people will die of the coronavirus in… https://t.co/GdcxAYmK00
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @akachela Yeah Portland is a nice enough town. It's... Boston in the late 90s basically? But it's also so confident… https://t.co/2iVl5AzdNc @lediva Because Don't Trust the B-- was cancelled. @akachela I love it out here but I so miss the east coast for this sometimes.Spoiler: It will be called Assassin's Creek, and you have to kill Dawson. https://t.co/haX2msmJ48No law says Dems need 60 votes. Republicans didn't need 60 votes for Trump's 3 right-wing SCOTUS nominees. For Barr… https://t.co/LOdTbF1dnR
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave*spittake* A push to WHAT NOW? (Eliminate private prisons was the spit take causer but there's some good shit in… https://t.co/kjZhp3tNUq
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @DavidWalker1201 I imagine it's like being smacked by one of these. https://t.co/dzzNO1K8M5 @kayemarrh Hey sometimes public speaking is... hard. @ScottWamplerBMD The surprise winner will be: https://t.co/8ufClXKKxQI had a question about five factual statements in a recent Biden speech. I received citations and documents backing… https://t.co/PPyw2p5Sze
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @KittinExploits As was foretold.Face/Off Crotch/On https://t.co/AOKlFjIdQ4 @FeiKhal I left that for you to use. @HunterSopko @MichaelToole Under rated? It's highly rated by everyone. @librarythingtim https://t.co/4pftAifJN8 @Pwn_Toney https://t.co/xlWsUro1SP @Lazybastid @graemem Other joke coming in DM... @Lazybastid @graemem Nooo I'm just being silly. But yeah that does present a sticky wicket. @Lazybastid @graemem Hire Kirby's grandkid to ghostwrite it. https://t.co/5BkgU2CK1LBREAKING: The ESRB has created a new rating specifically for Resident Evil Village https://t.co/brRsWjm2cJ
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave...too mean? @Lazybastid @graemem can I get a ruling?If Marvel needs a new event why not "What if Stan Lee Created the Marvel Universe"? It worked when DC did it...Bit of Wordpress help, please: The keyboard reviews are taking over our website, so I want to create a second blog… https://t.co/K7pMdKS4Kx
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @TheNedBarnett @ohcararara I haven't been back to Boston in... christ, a decade? Haven't lived there in 25 yrs? Wow. I'm old. Fuck. @TheNedBarnett @ohcararara Sounds delightful @TheNedBarnett @ohcararara Same! Yes!Also: Yes, my house is named Fort Asshole. @ZackDavisson You're worth the extra 4 mill. I mean that. @ZackDavisson I hate earthPhone just rang. "Hi I was wondering if you were interested in selling your property located at (Fort Asshole's ad… https://t.co/2ICtSM6UxD @ZackDavisson That's less than a buck fifty right?Hi! If you like my dumb tweets, please consider buying a book or comic! If you like the tweets, I promise the other… https://t.co/tbOAAfvo8Q @AshleyEsqueda I would like droids named IP-S0 and his partner FAC-T0 please.When replying to a tweet you found funny ask yourself "Am I just explaining the joke back to the person who made it… https://t.co/46NCAF5AHy"Joe Biden won the election. Republicans lost. Joe Biden doing the things Americans elected him to do is not divisi… https://t.co/OMoWf1X57N
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Lazybastid "Wanna go on a hike and get high as fuuuuuuuuuck up a mountain? Have we got a granola bar FOR YOU!"He didn't test well. They need to increase their... K2SEO I guess. https://t.co/FQrxn3UKGq @jeffparker I believe someone left a tweet for you... https://t.co/1MBbSi0bNOOh. ...I mean what I expected but. Oh. https://t.co/L6kCrAkfELhttps://t.co/uMYwiMN6z7 https://t.co/sEYdgkwZNGAsked about President Biden calling Trump "unfit" and whether that means he should be barred from other political o… https://t.co/aiHB0pHwNv
Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @graemem Please let them all be named with dumb puns. @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Don't wait for me, I got a damp in my leg. @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat send a letter, stick a damp on an envelope. @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Go to ikea, get a new floor damp.Dunk... and Egg? These two? https://t.co/urh3F4VRqW https://t.co/r4ILtfRbgl @jmrivera02 ...when the wellerman comes, obviously. @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Be like Aladdin, release the genie, rub that damp. @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Go watch the Twilight movies for some dampires. @lyssawrotethat @chalkyheart We would never question your spillways or tunnels. @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Little Super Damp @PunkRokMomJeans I have spent way too long studying sitcoms through the eras with the firm belief they are the most… https://t.co/YTOK6lsEIk @lyssawrotethat @chalkyheart Sounds...damp.Oh shit wait is this an actual good thing https://t.co/xgciBaWTdC
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