If you are in Washington, please adopt this chubby boy that
@TomatoNation called "the Taft of cats" or, as I replieā¦
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Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Jennifer_deG Yes please7 Dem Senators ask Senate Ethics Committee to investigate whether Hawley & Cruz put āloyalty to the highest moral pā¦
https://t.co/7nYkHWDr8Z Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @TheNedBarnett Never know when ya need to fight a Gorn.Tired: shoving your cat off your laptop
Wired: giving cat her own laptop with birdfeeder webcam feed
https://t.co/GFrfazlheN Retweeted by Adam P. KnaveIn arguing for a new coronavirus aid package, Biden says "well over 600,000" people will die of the coronavirus inā¦
https://t.co/GdcxAYmK00 Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @akachela Yeah Portland is a nice enough town. It's... Boston in the late 90s basically? But it's also so confidentā¦
https://t.co/2iVl5AzdNc @lediva Because Don't Trust the B-- was cancelled.
@akachela I love it out here but I so miss the east coast for this sometimes.Spoiler: It will be called Assassin's Creek, and you have to kill Dawson.
https://t.co/haX2msmJ48No law says Dems need 60 votes. Republicans didn't need 60 votes for Trump's 3 right-wing SCOTUS nominees. For Barrā¦
https://t.co/LOdTbF1dnR Retweeted by Adam P. Knave*spittake* A push to WHAT NOW?
(Eliminate private prisons was the spit take causer but there's some good shit inā¦
https://t.co/kjZhp3tNUq Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @DavidWalker1201 I imagine it's like being smacked by one of these.
https://t.co/dzzNO1K8M5 @kayemarrh Hey sometimes public speaking is...
hard.
@ScottWamplerBMD The surprise winner will be:
https://t.co/8ufClXKKxQI had a question about five factual statements in a recent Biden speech. I received citations and documents backingā¦
https://t.co/PPyw2p5Sze Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @KittinExploits As was foretold.Face/Off Crotch/On
https://t.co/AOKlFjIdQ4 @FeiKhal I left that for you to use.
@HunterSopko @MichaelToole Under rated? It's highly rated by everyone.
@librarythingtim https://t.co/4pftAifJN8 @Pwn_Toney https://t.co/xlWsUro1SP @Lazybastid @graemem Other joke coming in DM...
@Lazybastid @graemem Nooo I'm just being silly. But yeah that does present a sticky wicket.
@Lazybastid @graemem Hire Kirby's grandkid to ghostwrite it.
https://t.co/5BkgU2CK1LBREAKING: The ESRB has created a new rating specifically for Resident Evil Village
https://t.co/brRsWjm2cJ Retweeted by Adam P. Knave...too mean?
@Lazybastid @graemem can I get a ruling?If Marvel needs a new event why not "What if Stan Lee Created the Marvel Universe"?
It worked when DC did it...Bit of Wordpress help, please:
The keyboard reviews are taking over our website, so I want to create a second blogā¦
https://t.co/K7pMdKS4Kx Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @TheNedBarnett @ohcararara I haven't been back to Boston in... christ, a decade? Haven't lived there in 25 yrs? Wow. I'm old. Fuck.
@TheNedBarnett @ohcararara Sounds delightful
@TheNedBarnett @ohcararara Same! Yes!Also: Yes, my house is named Fort Asshole.
@ZackDavisson You're worth the extra 4 mill. I mean that.
@ZackDavisson I hate earthPhone just rang.
"Hi I was wondering if you were interested in selling your property located at (Fort Asshole's adā¦
https://t.co/2ICtSM6UxD @ZackDavisson That's less than a buck fifty right?Hi! If you like my dumb tweets, please consider buying a book or comic! If you like the tweets, I promise the otherā¦
https://t.co/tbOAAfvo8Q @AshleyEsqueda I would like droids named IP-S0 and his partner FAC-T0 please.When replying to a tweet you found funny ask yourself "Am I just explaining the joke back to the person who made itā¦
https://t.co/46NCAF5AHy"Joe Biden won the election. Republicans lost. Joe Biden doing the things Americans elected him to do is not divisiā¦
https://t.co/OMoWf1X57N Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @Lazybastid "Wanna go on a hike and get high as fuuuuuuuuuck up a mountain? Have we got a granola bar FOR YOU!"He didn't test well. They need to increase their... K2SEO I guess.
https://t.co/FQrxn3UKGq @jeffparker I believe someone left a tweet for you...
https://t.co/1MBbSi0bNOOh. ...I mean what I expected but. Oh.
https://t.co/L6kCrAkfELhttps://t.co/uMYwiMN6z7 https://t.co/sEYdgkwZNGAsked about President Biden calling Trump "unfit" and whether that means he should be barred from other political oā¦
https://t.co/aiHB0pHwNv Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @graemem Please let them all be named with dumb puns.
@chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Don't wait for me, I got a damp in my leg.
@chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat send a letter, stick a damp on an envelope.
@chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Go to ikea, get a new floor damp.Dunk... and Egg? These two?
https://t.co/urh3F4VRqW https://t.co/r4ILtfRbgl @jmrivera02 ...when the wellerman comes, obviously.
@chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Be like Aladdin, release the genie, rub that damp.
@chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Go watch the Twilight movies for some dampires.
@lyssawrotethat @chalkyheart We would never question your spillways or tunnels.
@chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Little Super Damp
@PunkRokMomJeans I have spent way too long studying sitcoms through the eras with the firm belief they are the mostā¦
https://t.co/YTOK6lsEIk @lyssawrotethat @chalkyheart Sounds...damp.Oh shit wait is this an actual good thing
https://t.co/xgciBaWTdC Retweeted by Adam P. Knave @chalkyheart @lyssawrotethat Jefferies tube.
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