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Writer, blogger, and barmaid 🍻

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@kaylimarkowitz High heels, tall shots, make her fall down 😂
1/9
2019
Normally I'm not a fan of giving pets as Christmas presents, but my mom had to put her cat down last year and she's… https://t.co/2sV7F3KXqa
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Inside each present that Liam got me this year he put a Spotify code for me to scan, each song was a clue and the l… https://t.co/cWswMDBrBf
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Merry Christmas everyone , she said yes 🥂💍 https://t.co/Rki6TQWbuw
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12/27
2019
He had a lightsaber for 10 seconds and immediately turned to the dark side that’s crazy https://t.co/j2MBTU34HP
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Give this baby all the awards immediately https://t.co/suXzUF5GkS
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12/26
2019
This did not age well https://t.co/3cCHpByf08
Retweeted by Adele 🌻every single year i hope snape isn't about to cheat on nanny mcphee and every year I see him@go into that FUCKING J… https://t.co/OIWAsC9KVq
Retweeted by Adele 🌻nightly https://t.co/10iANrumXL
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12/25
2019
My Nan is disabled & has dementia. She sits in her chair by the window all day, every day - just looking outside &… https://t.co/IgQUUGXh2A
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12/23
2019
Them dance offs you have in your room with yourself are sooo so important to your happiness man
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12/20
2019
Ready to do more. Be more. See more.
Retweeted by Adele 🌻If you have never watched It's a Wonderful Life, try and watch it this year. It's raw. It has incredible power. Abo… https://t.co/kkla3Ilxna
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12/19
2019
I’ve realised having someone who you can chill and have banter with, is way better than someone who is going stress… https://t.co/v6Zf5eyGzF
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12/18
2019
Baking hack: Chop off Angel head for a homemade Baby Yoda cookie cutter. https://t.co/468STyeXrT
Retweeted by Adele 🌻They’ve slandered him for years with false anti semitism claims and now days after saying he’ll step down, they pr… https://t.co/wsA8AO8fDb
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12/16
2019
Watched this 10x over and still laughing https://t.co/GEKYqcaTQ5
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12/15
2019
@imlaurenbate I’ll start packing 😭 @imlaurenbate Sweden? Let’s go!Own mistakes. Take responsibility. Look inward. Be gracious. Change. Move on. It’s not rocket science.
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12/13
2019
thinking about how ryan gosling was supposed to play the dad in "the lovely bones" but he thought the character sho… https://t.co/uatqu1Z0z8
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12/12
2019
My boyfriend has one of those picture-per-day calendars with pictures of cats and every day, without fail, he gets… https://t.co/8YJLMeft5J
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Can’t attach happiness to a person. Make yourself happy first then let someone else add to it. Depending on others… https://t.co/oirw66OT4a
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12/9
2019
speaking it into existence https://t.co/vGOoCklcR3
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12/8
2019
This era of music >>>> https://t.co/kpidcv5SXW
Retweeted by Adele 🌻my first & second half of 2019 felt like two different years
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12/7
2019
chandler bing is my spirit animal https://t.co/M2puFWD04R
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12/6
2019
ur in her likes I’m her spotify top artist of the decade ... no we are not the same
Retweeted by Adele 🌻to everyone who has me as their artist of the decade lol better luck next decade
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12/5
2019
Damn so this new decade will be the decade I most likely have kids of my own https://t.co/BYmcENoVWK
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12/4
2019
me: wow i just met the nicest girl off of craigslist hoodie allen: are you in the right headspace to receive infor… https://t.co/5hOLa8Io4A
Retweeted by Adele 🌻*getting reassurance without asking* 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺… https://t.co/KL320C5oeW
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12/3
2019
Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents: https://t.co/m7hI1qYoVz
Retweeted by Adele 🌻“How many times have you cried today?” me: https://t.co/38bPQI2Xld
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Cats are scientifically proven to reduce stress. https://t.co/XMIDthfBuv
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12/1
2019
no talk me im angy https://t.co/B6ANqZ4Aoe
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Neville Longbottom had the glow up of the millenium, landed his dream job, and then one day heard his best friends… https://t.co/Ggi5jX7rIt
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Did anyone else’s parents used to drive them around neighbourhoods to look at people’s Christmas lights and it used… https://t.co/6A9YL4Jxwb
Retweeted by Adele 🌻🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿all negative energies in any shape or form sent to me energetically, physically, in any way will be received… https://t.co/3e8CqxVtv1
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11/30
2019
My birthday present from Samuel 🥺 a year of dates in a box where I open one present at the start of each month for… https://t.co/QT0Zvb5iwH
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11/28
2019
As Thanksgiving/Black Friday gets closer, remember that retail workers would rather be at home with their families… https://t.co/F8ANPJLiUd
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11/26
2019
My cousins wedding was from 1pm-1am. It was a party for the whole 12 hours, and there were about 3 separate meals s… https://t.co/y0xMbaw0on
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11/24
2019
who tf came into the store and did this https://t.co/iLqLpEjNvb
Retweeted by Adele 🌻I earn more money than I used to and expect to pay more tax than I used to, because even when I earned nothing at… https://t.co/J8vlBAY6IB
Retweeted by Adele 🌻But made millions and millions of us very very happy. https://t.co/VT7FgdTFf1
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11/22
2019
i wonder how you find your people i want a friendship group like on ‘friends’ but i feel like life doesn’t work t… https://t.co/ErqWshNsZi
Retweeted by Adele 🌻If I’m ever murdered by someone I’m having sex with, I’d like it on record that I will not have consented to being… https://t.co/pThNb2Duoq
Retweeted by Adele 🌻 @emmablackery Autumn!!!i suck at cuddling.. next minute i’m tryna copy how u breathe
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11/21
2019
i cannot believe rachel zane went from paralegal to lawyer to duchess of sussex
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11/20
2019
Hey boss sorry I’m 3 hours late I was trying to figure out how influencers tuck giant sweaters into tiny skirts
Retweeted by Adele 🌻i apologize if i was ever a toxic person in your life. im maturing more every day, correcting my wrongs and slowly… https://t.co/MEa4qHNYTH
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11/19
2019
Me as a child tryna see what my momma gone see before I tell her to come see how good I cleaned my room https://t.co/hUPnIhsIwg
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Snowflake 😂 https://t.co/5xqg3EkbST
Retweeted by Adele 🌻You ever had a pen that wrote so smooth you be hype about taking notes. 😂
Retweeted by Adele 🌻No one: Absolutely fucking no one: Me: GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS YOULL NEVER GUESS OKAY ILL JUST TELL YOU
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Say it aint so, I will not go, turn the lights off https://t.co/3J9grzZZxf
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11/18
2019
My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, star… https://t.co/EQBiKS2zma
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Ginger hair is bloody beautiful. Such a warm and flawless colour. If you are ginger, you are powerful and elite.
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11/17
2019
Okay Boomer ... https://t.co/JG8cByNDO3
Retweeted by Adele 🌻One very good reason to look after each other is that it feels nice.
Retweeted by Adele 🌻She sounds like R2-D2 when he gets his shit rocked https://t.co/aW2wGIZgZ4
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11/16
2019
Healing yourself is the greatest comeback.
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Dating someone who pushes you to do better is so important
Retweeted by Adele 🌻HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BAN SOMEONE FROM SINGING THE SONGS THEY WROTE IN THEIR OWN BEDROOM AS A CHILD WHEN YOURE AN ADU… https://t.co/7UUNaqJm9N
Retweeted by Adele 🌻WE GOT A SEASON 8!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/AVTtcSrONG
Retweeted by Adele 🌻This makes me sick https://t.co/KIkA766H9t
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11/15
2019
Can u imagine getting married and having a family and staying in love until u die, then waiting in the afterlife fo… https://t.co/OyK5RRXh1K
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11/14
2019
Reminder: mental illness can effect ANYONE. You have no idea what they are going through based on what they look l… https://t.co/aC0pmoCcaR
Retweeted by Adele 🌻super quick question does anyone know what the point is
Retweeted by Adele 🌻i have re-prioritized my priorities
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11/13
2019
Your anxiety is lying to you. Your depression is lying to you. Your eating disorder is lying to you. Your addict… https://t.co/h0JU8VHHZ2
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11/11
2019
Someone take me on a “let’s grab a hot chocolate and drive around to look at pretty Christmas lights” kind of date pls
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Just seen a girl talking about how her and her bf buy each other a board game for xmas eve, then play them together… https://t.co/XdzsrjmBAl
Retweeted by Adele 🌻The UK at 9pm: There is no way I’m staying up until 4am to watch a boxing match between two YouTubers Me & the res… https://t.co/u9eXzgB8cg
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11/10
2019
Made over our bedroom in 14 days✨ https://t.co/BqkX6i14zg
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11/9
2019
Oh my days!. What just happened? The rubber tip of the new AirPod pros just got stuck in my left ear at the airport… https://t.co/FcdKILxH0x
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11/8
2019
My son will know how to cook, how to clean dishes and do laundry from an early age. We are raising husbands and fathers not just boys.
Retweeted by Adele 🌻when you ask the groupchat for advice and no one replies https://t.co/DFuQP6nmAi
Retweeted by Adele 🌻If you’re having a bad day here’s a rare video of a corgi with a long tail to make it better🐶 https://t.co/j7zAnqMIZX
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Weird how 15 years from now it could be your wedding or your kids birthday but right now it's just a shitty day.
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11/7
2019
I’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you.
Retweeted by Adele 🌻The takeaway from this piece isn't the term "self-partnered" but the fact that you can be a BAFTA recipient, UN goo… https://t.co/1iWbcHrtwB
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Imagine having the money to just quit your job and travel the world and do what the fuck you wanted
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Paid rent so I’ll be at home enjoying my purchase for the rest of the week.
Retweeted by Adele 🌻i can’t wait to be married!!!!!!!!!! and have a cute little family!!!!!! with a pretty house decorated for christma… https://t.co/FJD8wpBEEB
Retweeted by Adele 🌻HOW TO APOLOGIZE: - express sorrow (I’m sorry) - own guilt (I was wrong) - name specific wrongs (I did X) - name… https://t.co/2m0lPfmZHd
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11/6
2019
Remember remember... all of November? Oh and half of October too. Oh yeah and might as well throw December in ther… https://t.co/RVDbzo4V5V
Retweeted by Adele 🌻Seeing all the videos and pictures of petrified animals & even pets who have passed away due to the fireworks actua… https://t.co/cbPbqKs23L
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11/5
2019

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