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Teacher Lady / Writer of Angry Little Girls and Monsters / Black Cat Enthusiast / Midwestern Cryptid / She/Her

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Joined Twitter 5/11/16


Forget Super Bowl commercials--I only want quarantine/COVID commercials to be analyzed for rhetorical analysis essa… https://t.co/YqwhybrVMi
8/6
2020
This is the best thing I've ever seen. #Godzilla https://t.co/VJXJEJPchf
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8/5
2020
What an amazing gift from @ImaginariumCS and @sonorawrites Because women are more than a token on a list or victi… https://t.co/UYksTZsIbe
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7/23
2020
Horror Twitter, this one’s for you. https://t.co/dXnuMugYxb
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7/19
2020
@jessiguess90 !!!!!! YO, the potential for another banging soundtrack tho!!!!
7/7
2020
On July 16, my library is hosting a kickass virtual panel with four horror writers I love: @jessiguess90,… https://t.co/EmEjo1KU44
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7/3
2020
Aah! It's up! You guys check this one out. We talk about slashers, diversity in publishing, Cirque Berserk and so m… https://t.co/HQk9GLkIIj
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6/25
2020
This was so fun to record! Listen to me and the Not Your Girl ladies discuss the deranged female friendships in The… https://t.co/hcKxEE8AGr
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6/23
2020
@lol_Sandy https://t.co/ol7hqMeno8 @jessiguess90 A better happy ending than any Disney movie ever.
6/21
2020
Read an excerpt from Cirque Berserk here! Fright Girl Summer is uplifting the voices of marginalized women writers… https://t.co/fUcAlPMueA
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6/20
2020
@jessiguess90 https://t.co/A29jcD4pWY
6/11
2020
The unused Shin Godzilla animatronic https://t.co/lxaDcU6Nla
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5/24
2020
To the student who wrote, "Keep Alyssa Striplin," on their course eval. under their recommendations for future clas… https://t.co/67sCfkvEsQ
5/22
2020
"How many cat hairs are in this cup of coffee?" is the new jelly beans in a jar challenge. Today's answer: 3. Su… https://t.co/9VUBOMK7Io
5/4
2020
@SuperKamiNico https://t.co/TdXIvVJ27Q
4/28
2020
"Any old cat can open a door. Only a witch cat can close one." https://t.co/EbEStzc8kR
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4/19
2020
Not to be a huge baby or anything, but I really miss my students, and I hope they're ok.
4/15
2020
found out that in elder scrolls there's a race of khajit that look like regular housecats but have human intelligen… https://t.co/lJCLJGqJ0b
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4/11
2020
Aww yiss, writing inspiration in these dark times. https://t.co/MLF4Jrkt1L
4/10
2020
@jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy Yeah, I feel like the worst GoT characters are only on this test. You'd push Bran out a to… https://t.co/QBxV1KWLVk @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy Will you both still be my friend if my top match is Melisandre? https://t.co/QB0ufo8A0y @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy What test is this? Can you send me a link? I keep seeing it everywhere. Also, the Fox Mul… https://t.co/Xh9EOfwwKl
4/4
2020
@lol_Sandy @jessiguess90 Of course! I love you guys, and all your beautiful thoughts. <3 Also, my mom totally list… https://t.co/yuaIouNDUc @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy I was just re-listening to your Monster podcasts and thinking, "Man, I wish Jessica and Ca… https://t.co/vg6qj71OLgA little moment of joy for you. https://t.co/061tvSz6jH
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3/30
2020
This is not my usual kind of post, but I've discovered a need for #Superman while the #coronavirus turns our world… https://t.co/5SbaoB5yZD
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinI had the good fortune to have been able to speak with Stuart Gordon several times in my career - about both his fi… https://t.co/BnwpWfpad0
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3/25
2020
You are not alone. Counseling Center is offering telephone/video counseling. Students who wish to use these servic… https://t.co/HzRFJPMHcj
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3/23
2020
in these difficult times i am once again asking my friends and foes alike to watch pacific rim https://t.co/1pCLLhk4zw
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3/19
2020
My spouse pointed out, when I wondered whether Zoom could handle every university class in the country, that I coul… https://t.co/I1s8wvsIU9
Retweeted by Alyssa Striplin @parks_and_rec @MissouriWestern They said they would continue taking questions in the chat and add it all the the FAQ, last I checked.
3/18
2020
Since you’re staying home, marathon a bunch of David Cronenberg movies to further remind yourself how scary and dis… https://t.co/YkOwmDSakK
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3/17
2020
If you are a teacher or a student, pls share: https://t.co/BAYMmPQ3u2
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3/15
2020
The only HOW WE ARE HANDLING COVID 19 emails I want are the ones telling me you’re paying your employees no matter what
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3/14
2020
@KarleeLiberty A king and her queen <3
2/29
2020
@jessiguess90 So so so so so so happy for you! I'm always here to help and share resources! Also, the health care… https://t.co/uNUBz4kVwz
2/24
2020
To clarify, this is what my earrings look like. I got them from ZombieUnicornJewelry on Etsy and they have tons of… https://t.co/kF6BX4cMizAt the end of class, I usually ask if there are any questions for me before we dismiss. Today, I had a fun one: St… https://t.co/ZJxELmg2Sk
2/19
2020
Cirque Berserk is available in paperback!!!! Get your 80s teen slasher fix here! #horror #WIHM #PromoteHorrorhttps://t.co/fuiLNvn83J
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2/15
2020
Bill Nye dancing to Lizzo is so pure. https://t.co/QV7up0JDpa
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2/13
2020
@jessiguess90 I recommend shopping for cheap tapestries on Amazon. They’re big, cover a good amount of space, and c… https://t.co/8bMKclGR5T
2/11
2020
I just saw that my tax return is pending in my bank account and y'all, the noise I made. https://t.co/vX6ijasjqD
2/10
2020
@MaloneRanger93 @somalijawn Look at them show proper etiquette and wait to be invited in. Such class. <3
2/7
2020
@jessiguess90 I'm reading this and thinking, "I have never wanted to own land, let alone a house, but if I can live… https://t.co/4PxQl8d6IUThings feel pretty bleak in the world,but I just got to congratulate two of my former students on their upcoming pu… https://t.co/5rMLf0ysN7
2/5
2020
Breaking: @RealGDT presents the marketing team’s latest answer to baby yoda https://t.co/pX95fjIoPl
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2/4
2020
Country black boys are magic in their own way https://t.co/XDp80bd93R
Retweeted by Alyssa Striplin @SuperKamiNico How dare you not drop everything to love that queen @SuperKamiNico She looks so begrudgingly comfortable @MaloneRanger93 I’m so sorry. Chaotic good boys are forever best boys.
2/2
2020
Tired of using inferior raccoon-gathering methods? This mystical Raccoon Bard has a solution for you... https://t.co/BVZ2aLIcLv
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2/1
2020
@jessiguess90 THE KILLER KLOWN! I told you this story had them vibes
1/30
2020
Hey guys! Pre-order my creepy, 80s nostalgia filled, horror novella. It's a perfect read for #WomenInHorrorMonthhttps://t.co/RjKsgUJQBC
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1/28
2020
What an amazing thing to wake up to! https://t.co/GIDn8gdPAe
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1/23
2020
can’t believe I have to PAY my BILLS and can’t just quit my job and LIVE IN A HUT WITH CHICKEN LEGS IN THE FOREST A… https://t.co/6PZSi39lLd
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1/19
2020
Remember, folks, don't ask someone if they main tank/healer/dps until at least the third date.
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1/17
2020
good morning 1999 MUMMY fans and no one else https://t.co/3ed5WwLxfW
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1/15
2020
Yesterday was the first day of the new semester, and I had two students come to my office and ask me to read their… https://t.co/NCUJP2Z36y
1/14
2020
If Ray Harryhausen designed playgrounds. https://t.co/elPRMKBGwV
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1/9
2020
You, a basic af internet writer: lol looking back at cheesy 1990 TMNT movie now lol Me, scarcely maintaining corpo… https://t.co/1eyiN39Qci
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1/7
2019
Hey #HorrorFamily my novella is available for preorder on Kindle! The paperback is coming soon. Order now so you do… https://t.co/ybm59OcKeE
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12/30
2019
Hasan is out here trying to live. https://t.co/6xe96a9QY7 https://t.co/K3nSLzc5nV
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12/23
2019
It happened, and it was fun. Bonus: Mother and son pic. https://t.co/KA164D2gSC https://t.co/UWE0Uaa2Lo
12/9
2019
My cat knows that I’m sick, so when he came to wake me up this morning, he was kind enough to only use gentle paws… https://t.co/WKgfFCYMfMLOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN BACK. Students make wrenching choices about how to balance classes, jobs, and life. We must… https://t.co/EKfIUS3sAh
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12/8
2019
What does an English major at @MissouriWestern offer you? The chance to make your own greeting card! Here's Jada Wi… https://t.co/Hxdww10OhM
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12/6
2019
Join us for the for the opening of IRL: An Exhibition. @MissouriWestern Painting and Drawing students https://t.co/FnaiOOCIIs
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinHere’s a sample of the beautiful cards we’re selling in Eder 221 at @MissouriWestern! Come by today and tomorrow to… https://t.co/hAaF9pktoE
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12/4
2019
@Alexis_Krucke I watch this video at least twice a day to keep me sane.
12/3
2019
@jessiguess90 You’ll be the first of the coven to ascend.
11/25
2019
I have not eaten anything all day. I have had three cups of coffee. I have only had four hours of sleep. This is… https://t.co/UyV5yBl0Y6
11/20
2019
Best part of being an adult is realizing I can buy scented markers whenever I damn well please. https://t.co/uGhNph66jw
11/19
2019
Protect him at all costs!!!! 😭💚✨ https://t.co/5WyKzCriN4
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11/18
2019
@jessiguess90 https://t.co/lNXyOzR97w @jessiguess90 I feel you—I have over 100 papers in the queue, but as soon as they’re done, I get a week long Thanks… https://t.co/7xhP2r9EEL
11/15
2019
@jessiguess90 I was gonna try real hard not to get Disney+, but I will subscribe JUST for Gargoyles.
11/14
2019
After these layoffs, there will be NO librarians in Technical Services, and just one staffperson. At a university w… https://t.co/u5aFdunTtO
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11/13
2019
So this is happening... https://t.co/YypSEJVGss
11/12
2019
@andieev19 @jessiguess90 @Alexis_Krucke @lol_Sandy Congrats, lovely!!! Can’t wait to see your theses in print ❤️🖤❤️ https://t.co/EIfdKi2KFF
11/7
2019
@lol_Sandy You know me too well ❤️ and to be honest, that makes total sense since we share a sun sign but I’m more… https://t.co/28DEHyPiVp @lol_Sandy Holly, and @ me next time.You know what, I miss writing and being creative. I’m gonna DM my first DND Campaign! My unfinished novel, gatheri… https://t.co/Swj2xuNWwfShort story and poetry recommendations include: “Mary Shelly Makes a Monster” by @OJCade (@strangehorizons) — “T… https://t.co/Sog2Mb1Uvm
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinI actually have a lot of feelings about the fact our good sis Godzilla is a scorpio https://t.co/MvCnWVOz6c
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11/5
2019
I just realized that Godzilla is a Scorpio. My worldview has shifted and I will never be the same.
11/3
2019
@jessiguess90 Spooky getaway!Here is my Siberian Husky, Ranger, wearing the "John Carpenter's The Thing" costume I made for him. He wore it like… https://t.co/qWvLyeNjQz
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11/2
2019
@SuperKamiNico You made a poop grunt, but that's ok. Be proud you are stronk. @jessiguess90 I can't get over how well they captured your novella's aesthetic.
11/1
2019
Happy Samhain from a bat, a bird, and a bubonic plague victim. https://t.co/9Y6WFSWsn6My friend and horror queen, @jessiguess90, has a bitching novella coming out in February! I’m so damn proud! https://t.co/X59xxXxBNL @jessiguess90 YASSSSS! Jess, I’m so proud!!!! https://t.co/RuUYGPLRF1This is Halloween. #FlashMonster https://t.co/41kfHtEg1e @LeNoirBleu https://t.co/mzEsHYzrYP
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinHappy Halloween! Start your celebration by reading some interviews from women horror writers. (I'm in here too!) https://t.co/XnPdpGU2Dc
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10/31
2019
Y’all, Midsommar might be a new favorite and I’m mad it took me this long to find that out. https://t.co/0KBeQWd7Cp
10/30
2019
Halloween Costume Update: As much as I would like to have live leeches, I can't afford the water heater and tank to… https://t.co/xtuVzlA1H2
10/26
2019

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