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Full-Time Teacher Lady @missouriwestern / Writer of Angry Little Girls and Monsters / Black Cat Enthusiast / Midwestern Cryptid / She;Her

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Joined Twitter 5/11/16


It happened, and it was fun. Bonus: Mother and son pic. https://t.co/KA164D2gSC https://t.co/UWE0Uaa2Lo
12/9
2019
My cat knows that I’m sick, so when he came to wake me up this morning, he was kind enough to only use gentle paws… https://t.co/WKgfFCYMfMLOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN BACK. Students make wrenching choices about how to balance classes, jobs, and life. We must… https://t.co/EKfIUS3sAh
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12/8
2019
What does an English major at @MissouriWestern offer you? The chance to make your own greeting card! Here's Jada Wi… https://t.co/Hxdww10OhM
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12/6
2019
Join us for the for the opening of IRL: An Exhibition. @MissouriWestern Painting and Drawing students https://t.co/FnaiOOCIIs
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinHere’s a sample of the beautiful cards we’re selling in Eder 221 at @MissouriWestern! Come by today and tomorrow to… https://t.co/hAaF9pktoE
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12/4
2019
@Alexis_Krucke I watch this video at least twice a day to keep me sane.
12/3
2019
@jessiguess90 You’ll be the first of the coven to ascend.broke: baby yoda is a tool to sell toys for christmas woke: baby yoda is the only thing that makes this captialist… https://t.co/Fo8BB8QCni
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11/25
2019
Uh oh.... https://t.co/lzcuQKYixo
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11/23
2019
I have not eaten anything all day. I have had three cups of coffee. I have only had four hours of sleep. This is… https://t.co/UyV5yBl0Y6
11/20
2019
Best part of being an adult is realizing I can buy scented markers whenever I damn well please. https://t.co/uGhNph66jw
11/19
2019
Protect him at all costs!!!! 😭💚✨ https://t.co/5WyKzCriN4
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11/18
2019
@jessiguess90 https://t.co/lNXyOzR97w @jessiguess90 I feel you—I have over 100 papers in the queue, but as soon as they’re done, I get a week long Thanks… https://t.co/7xhP2r9EEL
11/15
2019
@jessiguess90 I was gonna try real hard not to get Disney+, but I will subscribe JUST for Gargoyles.
11/14
2019
After these layoffs, there will be NO librarians in Technical Services, and just one staffperson. At a university w… https://t.co/u5aFdunTtO
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11/13
2019
So this is happening... https://t.co/YypSEJVGss
11/12
2019
@andieev19 @jessiguess90 @Alexis_Krucke @lol_Sandy Congrats, lovely!!! Can’t wait to see your theses in print ❤️🖤❤️ https://t.co/EIfdKi2KFF
11/7
2019
@lol_Sandy You know me too well ❤️ and to be honest, that makes total sense since we share a sun sign but I’m more… https://t.co/28DEHyPiVp @lol_Sandy Holly, and @ me next time.You know what, I miss writing and being creative. I’m gonna DM my first DND Campaign! My unfinished novel, gatheri… https://t.co/Swj2xuNWwfShort story and poetry recommendations include: “Mary Shelly Makes a Monster” by @OJCade (@strangehorizons) — “T… https://t.co/Sog2Mb1Uvm
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinI actually have a lot of feelings about the fact our good sis Godzilla is a scorpio https://t.co/MvCnWVOz6c
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11/5
2019
I just realized that Godzilla is a Scorpio. My worldview has shifted and I will never be the same.
11/3
2019
@jessiguess90 Spooky getaway!Here is my Siberian Husky, Ranger, wearing the "John Carpenter's The Thing" costume I made for him. He wore it like… https://t.co/qWvLyeNjQz
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11/2
2019
@SuperKamiNico You made a poop grunt, but that's ok. Be proud you are stronk. @jessiguess90 I can't get over how well they captured your novella's aesthetic.
11/1
2019
Happy Samhain from a bat, a bird, and a bubonic plague victim. https://t.co/9Y6WFSWsn6My friend and horror queen, @jessiguess90, has a bitching novella coming out in February! I’m so damn proud! https://t.co/X59xxXxBNL @jessiguess90 YASSSSS! Jess, I’m so proud!!!! https://t.co/RuUYGPLRF1This is Halloween. #FlashMonster https://t.co/41kfHtEg1e @LeNoirBleu https://t.co/mzEsHYzrYP
Retweeted by Alyssa StriplinHappy Halloween! Start your celebration by reading some interviews from women horror writers. (I'm in here too!) https://t.co/XnPdpGU2Dc
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10/31
2019
Y’all, Midsommar might be a new favorite and I’m mad it took me this long to find that out. https://t.co/0KBeQWd7Cp
10/30
2019
Halloween Costume Update: As much as I would like to have live leeches, I can't afford the water heater and tank to… https://t.co/xtuVzlA1H2
10/26
2019
@jessiguess90 THIS IS THE BEST ONE
10/23
2019
In Japanese Folklore, Gashadokuro is a giant skeleton made up of the bones of people who have died from starvation.… https://t.co/Osk37U0UR0
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10/21
2019
broke: the older you get the more you realize the joker was right woke: the older you get the more you realize Poi… https://t.co/0gcXvNg0fq
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10/18
2019
A comic for #ComingOutDay ... my mental state was so different then. It was only three years, but it feels like a l… https://t.co/zXQirTkJUl
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10/11
2019
@jessiguess90 https://t.co/eMCBwY3Ohu
10/6
2019
@jessiguess90 I think there are remnants of those buckets deep in my mother’s garage somewhereMe, waking up on October 1st: https://t.co/h6hNTg14Gu
10/1
2019
When the clock strikes midnight on September 30th 🎃 https://t.co/6FwMzD87Dg
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9/29
2019
@JAFigy Now I finally have something to add to the department email chain of New York Times articles that isn't abo… https://t.co/cCMay93pMU @jessiguess90 Male Egos.
9/27
2019
@lol_Sandy My Best Friend’s Exorcism
9/26
2019
@Reach_MWSU @MissouriWestern https://t.co/Ge02HTozMqGodzilla = The Emperor Mothra = The High Priestess Rodan = The Fool King Ghidorah = The Devil https://t.co/Pmr5hSdm4x
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9/25
2019
I started this year off wanting to be more like Minerva McGonagall, but I'm feeling more and more like Hagrid as th… https://t.co/5gCqVXEY9C
9/19
2019
@lol_Sandy An alcoholic werewolf?
9/15
2019
Eight SCSU faculty brace for possible layoffs https://t.co/wQx7XdVghB
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9/14
2019
I wish I knew how to hide the publication time of my feedback and grades for essays. My online students don't need… https://t.co/Oxp8Hgg51h
9/8
2019
hot girl summer is over, get ready for goblin boy fall. we’re making crystals with our hands, we’re transforming in… https://t.co/Nf5bbDxOgU
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8/24
2019
@jessiguess90 https://t.co/PNE0TRIJuv
8/22
2019
Friendly reminder that when Guillermo del Toro reinvented the Gothic genre for the 21st century, way too many peopl… https://t.co/CIwmMeggSW
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8/20
2019
It’s #BlackCatAppreciationDay, which means more pics of my little prince of mischief, Loki. Bonus shots of my super… https://t.co/CGIgv8GmsH
8/17
2019
@jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy I need a tray of goth ham STAT
8/14
2019
@jessiguess90 A female driven horror movie with a complex villain and survivalist gore?Hell yeah, that’s you.dream jobs: - baba yaga - an orange farmer in Italy - a cat in a used bookstore - a pirate with great fashion sens… https://t.co/2F98tN7ydK
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8/12
2019
@jessiguess90 I think I sit at the edge of 2 because I have mad crushes on the ones at 4, but I’m too shy to say so.
8/10
2019
Introducing the Princesses to their Queen. https://t.co/yymIAeXECS
Retweeted by Alyssa Striplin @jessiguess90 @MsDarcyFarrow You must be an expert at identifying the non-vomit portions of this movie.Happy #InternationalCatDay from the pizza box boglin. https://t.co/d2GboIUql1
8/9
2019
'"Cats don't have names,' it said. 'No?' said Coraline. 'No,' said the cat. 'Now you people have names. That's beca… https://t.co/OUUHFZ5d0p
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8/8
2019
@khaleesi_britt Inspector Gadget is like baby's first body horror. https://t.co/PfjEQm5ZRTActor I was given by @khaleesi_britt: Matthew Broderick Movie I love: The Lion King Movie I hate: Godzilla (You kn… https://t.co/UDqOe9eDng...and now I have a new phobia... https://t.co/BSpJmPboXd
Retweeted by Alyssa Striplin @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy Just think; once the draft is done, it’s not the end all be all. You can revise, and you h… https://t.co/xMXSQk97A4 @lol_Sandy @jessiguess90 ALSO; you CARE about what you write. You care for the craft and telling a good story. That… https://t.co/tkbySmuviz @lol_Sandy @jessiguess90 Seconded! Every time you tell me an idea for a story, I think, “holy shit, I wanna read th… https://t.co/zYsd760FsT
8/2
2019
@jessiguess90 I think it depends on where you wanna work? It can be a masters program of 2-3 years plus certificati… https://t.co/nm9eFxaCoe
7/31
2019
@helonade You could censor it to say, “don’t be a rude-baga (rutabaga).” It’s a pun and gets the message across.
7/28
2019
@SuperKamiNico That's basically what I say in class, I just try to be more formal in language with my syllabus. But… https://t.co/NmHjOg3tgPI'm revising my course syllabus and I seriously just want to say, "Don't be a dick," under classroom behavior.
7/27
2019
Godzilla: The Showa-Era Films, 1954–1975 is a colossal set, and we’d have it no other way for our 1000th release! W… https://t.co/HXCVFwNMHg
Retweeted by Alyssa Striplin @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy Either that or, “your sobriety is not appreciated.” Both great choices @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy I, too, am here to guzzle fluids and die off. A piece of dialogue that relates to all of… https://t.co/NfI46cfdYII forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Her… https://t.co/KNVPqoOKfj
Retweeted by Alyssa Striplin @jessiguess90 @lol_Sandy She turns into a TEXAS CHAINSAW, but more importantly, is still an orphan. A complex villain.
7/25
2019
@andedavis I have an answer https://t.co/9JO6Y8Tzu3
7/23
2019
My new twitter header is dedicated to my thoughts and feelings about summer ending and my second year as a full time teacher lady beginning. @jessiguess90 https://t.co/9hlhU7248D
7/22
2019
@SuperKamiNico I’m so sorry, Nick and @ScarletAuthor. All the good energy I can muster goes straight to Hope, with… https://t.co/cUdsRuobHk
7/21
2019
@jessiguess90 @Alexis_Krucke Oh my god, I think k loves this video lol
7/20
2019
I want to make this my twitter header, but I also want to keep my job.
7/15
2019
@lol_Sandy https://t.co/qwoe2uP3Vr
7/11
2019
@lol_Sandy Ok, but did you watch “As above, So Below”?all your cyberpunk dystopian fiction has failed because it could not conceive of something so simple and perfect as… https://t.co/QIr9bOzuSs
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7/9
2019
@SuperKamiNico https://t.co/qOjvzYazeg
7/8
2019
Ok, but I’m gonna need this enlarged and placed in a golden baroque frame so I can hang it over my bed and wake up… https://t.co/5Mt5koWhh9
7/7
2019
@jessiguess90 I saw spoilers for stranger things and now I’m scared for Midsommer. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
7/6
2019
millennial culture is texting your mom “what TIME was i born?”
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7/3
2019
Nic Cage is calling me out, but also reminding me to label the birth charts saved on my phone so far. https://t.co/ajOtSQ8vIqSTOP 👏🏻 TELLING 👏🏻 BISEXUALS 👏🏻 WE 👏🏻 HAVE 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 CHOOSE! We had a dinosaur phase AND an ancient mythology phase!
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7/1
2019
@KarleeLiberty Befriend them, then make them yours. Like a friendly spider web of seduction @lol_Sandy https://t.co/dxUt64fYQr
6/25
2019
@lol_Sandy Please watch “As Above, So Below” beforehand
6/24
2019
@LinneaGuerin I’m so sorry, Linnea. She looks like an adorable and loving creature and must have lived a long and loved life.
6/19
2019
Hey #HorrorFamily! This week I'm talking about the best episode of #BlackMirror this season #StrikingVipers and how… https://t.co/oDibLKzYmO
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6/17
2019

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