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The official Twitter account for Afterliff, the sequel to The Meaning of Liff.

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Joined Twitter 5/3/13


@albiondumsday Not yet I'm afraid, sorry.Here's more on the brand new official Meaning of Liff iPhone app. http://t.co/qIWFVPbWwD http://t.co/3tDfRp4IU1Douglas Adams and John Lloyd's Meaning of Liff is now an app! http://t.co/jd4PxjMn9j Features all the classics, and you can add your own.
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12/2
2013
Another cracking definition from Afterliff, the dictionary of things there should be words for. http://t.co/BCVy2mf5cK
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12/20
2013
Another essential new word from Afterliff. http://t.co/bxhbvWlVdS
Retweeted by Afterliff An essential new word from Afterliff, the dictionary of things there should be words for. http://t.co/2dguLwcwsX http://t.co/W0ILKCFhJ7
Retweeted by Afterliff A definition from Afterliff, the dictionary of things there should be words for. http://t.co/D1rmrGMJmQ
Retweeted by Afterliff Another new definition from Afterliff, the dictionary of things there should be words for http://t.co/2dguLwcwsX http://t.co/mSdh4OI0SM
Retweeted by Afterliff A definition from Afterliff, the dictionary of things there should be words for. http://t.co/2dguLwcwsX http://t.co/pdc4RsymoP
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12/18
2013
Liff of the day: PUTTON (n.) A pointless button, such as the two or three on each cuff of a man’s suit jacket. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
11/27
2013
Liff of the Day: ALVECHURCH (n.) A place of worship in which the clergy outnumber the congregation. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
11/26
2013
Did you miss John Lloyd on BBC Radio 4 show Midweek talking Afterliff and QI? Here it is, 32 mins in http://t.co/ZKOpmYNUW1
11/21
2013
Since we started the Liff of the Day, some of you have been asking what a Liff is. Here's a guide by @joncanter3: http://t.co/zEUjI9SI2l
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11/15
2013
Liff of the day: GOODWORTH CLATFORD (n.) A neighbour or colleague you violently dislike in spite of the fact that they’re clearly v nice.
11/5
2013
Here is your daily Liff: CROWLE n. The fold in a double chin. Much more Liffery by QI's John Lloyd here: http://t.co/dHwbcMwpEc
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Retweeted by Afterliff Liff of the day ANCASTER (n.) A name on a building with one of its letters missing. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
11/4
2013
Liff of the day: HASSOCKS (interj.) A mild expletive for ladies, when ‘Botheration!’ won’t quite do. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
11/1
2013
Liff of the day: WICKHAM MARKET (n.) A mental shopping list drafted during sexual intercourse. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
10/31
2013
@glenc72 Hello there - could you follow so we can DM you, please? About some Liffs you wrote for @ThatsLiff! @axemonkey Hello there - could you follow so we can DM you, please? About some Liffs you wrote for @ThatsLiff! @AdrianFails Hello there - could you follow so we can DM you, please? About some Liffs you wrote for @ThatsLiff! @PeterSLucas Hello there - could you follow so we can DM you, please? About some Liffs you wrote for @ThatsLiff! @housetoastonish Hello there - could you follow so we can DM you, please? About some Liffs you wrote for @ThatsLiff!Liff of the day: BARNAVE (n.) A man who addresses groups of women as ‘guys’. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9cCheck out The Yorkshire Meaning of Liff by Joe Moorwood with an intro by our very own John Lloyd. http://t.co/U46MEgC1Fz
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10/29
2013
@Afterliff just started reading the book, cried with laughter twice already :-) just brilliant!
Retweeted by Afterliff Liff of the day: KILLIECRANKIE (n.) A look warning someone to shut up before they’ve said anything. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
10/24
2013
Liff of the day: BOWSHANK (n.) A lavatory set so close to the cistern that the seat won’t stand up on its own. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
10/16
2013
The QI Elves from @qikipedia will be here live at 5pm tomorrow. Ask them anything now using #QI1339 - best questions will win signed books.
Retweeted by Afterliff Liff of the day: BURZY (n.) A kiss goodnight from your father. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
10/14
2013
Liff of the day: HAMPOLE (n.) A fence post used to display a child’s dropped glove. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/30
2013
I've got four words in @Afterliff. That's half a percent.
Retweeted by Afterliff John Lloyd (created QI, produced Blackadder) did a hilarious show in Edinburgh & now it's on in London: 7.30, 5th Oct, Bloomsbury Theatre.
Retweeted by Afterliff Liff of the day: WORB (n.) A familiar word, such as ‘weird’, that just doesn’t look right the more you stare at it; in fact it looks weird. @Andrew_Wyld Stirring stuff.
9/27
2013
John Lloyd and @joncanter3 are taking Liff on the road this autumn... http://t.co/eia61O1lK6 @Frostfoxed As John Lloyd says in Afterliff, 'in Liffish, as in English, words can (and do) have multiple meanings'.Liff of the day: BANFF (n.) A dud firework found in a flowerbed. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/26
2013
Liff of the day: SCRATBY (n.) A dried-up felt-tip pen kept in the pot by the phone. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/25
2013
Liff of the day: SKELTON (n.) A door not attached to anything. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/24
2013
Liff of the day: YAFFORD (n.) A dog that walks its owner. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/23
2013
Are you a fan of Liffs? Come and see Afterliff author Jon Canter at the Beverley Literary Festival, @bevlitfest! http://t.co/ICn1kaNLZ2
Retweeted by Afterliff @andramerlyn Delighted to hear it and I hope you enjoy the book! @edronmonds You're very welcome - hope you enjoy it!Liff of the Day: MOINTY n. The last little tear before somebody cheers up.
9/19
2013
Liff of the day: KUALA LUMPUR (n.) A cuddly toy hideously disfigured by the sexual attentions of a dog. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/18
2013
A brand new Liff-event for you, courtesy of @bevlitfest: Afterliff author @joncanter3 speaks, 10th Oct. Come along! http://t.co/ng3Faf5SYYLiff of the day: BABCARY n. A front papoose ostentatiously worn by first-time fathers.
9/17
2013
Liff of the day: BEMPTON (n.) A complete stranger who inexplicably singles you out for a buffeting on the dodgems. http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c @Tuumaru Excellent! What's your favourite new Liff?The official Liff site has been launched... http://t.co/l0YFUzND9c
9/13
2013
The above was a sample of our new book, Afterliff. For a printed version, and 899 more like it, have a look here: http://t.co/M7LDMuZEAcGWENNAP n. The disembodied voice in the lift.
9/12
2013
@dullardcostner Hi - are you the Stephen Sutton who wrote some Liffs for 'The Meaning of Liff', please? If so, we want to put 1 in our book!
5/24
2013
@StevesPhoto Hi there - did you by any chance write some Liffs for 'The Meaning of Liff', please? If so we're trying to contact you! @dullardcostner Hi there - did you by any chance write some Liffs for 'The Meaning of Liff', please? If so we're trying to contact you! @Stippidoo Hi there - did you by any chance write some Liffs for 'The Meaning of Liff', please? If so we're trying to contact you! @julian_west Hi there - sorry to nag but in case you hadn't seen this, could you follow me so I can message you please? Re. Meaning of Liff!
5/23
2013
@PharmakeusEsq thanks very much - have got in touch!
5/17
2013
@mardle Hello - haven't got your email yet! Just checking you got mine?
5/15
2013
@markcaseok Got it - thanks! @BrierleyJon Hi - long shot, but are you the Jon Brierley who once wrote a 'Liff' for The Meaning of Liff, pls? If so, hoping to email you! @brierley_jon Hi - long shot, but are you the Jon Brierley who once wrote a 'Liff' for The Meaning of Liff, pls? If so, hoping to email you! @jonbrierley Hi - long shot, but are you the Jon Brierley who once wrote a 'Liff' for The Meaning of Liff, pls? If so, hoping to email you! @worldofpat Hi Patricia - could you follow me so I can send you a private message, please! It's about the Meaning of Liff + your contrib! @DylanKesler Hi Dylan - could you follow me so I can message you, please? It's about The Meaning of Liff, which I think you wrote sth for... @markcaseok Hi Mark - have emailed you but not heard back yet - just checking the email hasn't landed in a spam folder or something! @stezario Hi Stephen - have emailed but not heard back yet - just checking the email hasn't landed in a spam folder or something! @andramerlyn Hi Andra - have emailed but not heard back from you - possibly in spam folder or something? @lincscda Hi there! Think someone in your office wrote a Liff for @ThatsLiff - could you follow me please so I can DM you about it? Ta!
5/14
2013
@andramerlyn Thanks Andra - kind of you! And all sorted now.
5/11
2013
@WriteReadEdit Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book!
5/8
2013
@worldofpat Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @mardle Hello – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @DylanKesler Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @julian_west Hello – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote that we'd like to include in our new book! @moreliff Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @lincscda Hi – can you follow me so I can message you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote that we'd like to include in our new book! @kevfrost Hello – can you follow me so I can message you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote that we hope to include in our new book!
5/7
2013
@_puckitt Thank you! Will email as soon as I've collected some more addresses.We are currently writing to Liffers around the world to gather entries for our new book, Afterliff. Watch this space... @albiondumsday Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @bpharoah Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @jocapon Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @markcaseok Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @clevewest Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @crowbloke Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @RevRichardColes Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote - we'd like to include it in our new book! @rogerdowning Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @edronmonds Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @_GrahamEdwards Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @leegosling Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @KeithWM Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @lincscda Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @cianmasterson Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @benjaminpmoore Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @moreliff Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @_puckitt Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book! @John_Ranson Hi – can you follow me so I can DM you, please? It's about a Liff you once wrote as we'd like to include it in our new book!
5/3
2013

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