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Aspiring film scholar. There are stranger things than playing a record with your finger.

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Joined Twitter 3/17/09


@colonelnemo The Baes
10/19
2020
@MuseumWalkerIan Larry Hogan. @MuseumWalkerIan They wrote in Ronald Reagan for the election.God, my governor is such a piece of shit.
10/17
2020
Vincent Price makes a run to the candy shoppe while filming 'Witchfinder General' (1968) https://t.co/1Ul0kLm5rM
Retweeted by Chris @colonelnemo Hulee Huluween
10/16
2020
The Planet Hollywood in Orlando features a prop knife on display ‘from Halloween III,’ the film without Michael Mye… https://t.co/Y4EMfz8R1u
Retweeted by Chris @donoDMG1 It's inept at every level, especially with CGI at the time just not being advanced enough to do what they… https://t.co/paYUfBKOPs @donoDMG1 Seeing Green Lantern at B tier is going to Jokerize me.
10/15
2020
If the largest theater chain in the country is already broke how the hell do you think the rest of us are doing? https://t.co/cfcOdtGQ0L
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10/14
2020
@colonelnemo Triggered the music video too.
10/13
2020
@MollyPiperNelso That's awful, Molly. I'm sorry.
10/12
2020
I think it's a good policy to announce in the first paragraph of your media review that you are firmly the most tir… https://t.co/wZcR5wEWvQ
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10/10
2020
HBO Max presents https://t.co/lyHyTawPtYThrowback to when i used finger painting, in a Spider-Man book. Marvel Knights Spider-Man 2013(?) https://t.co/StgylJlJi1
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10/9
2020
Surrender to this 90s marketing / licensing juggernaut https://t.co/BUE6kDT8U6
Retweeted by ChrisRoger Vadim and Anna Karina on the set of La Ronde (1964). Photos: Giancarlo Botti https://t.co/yYKAi3nOML
Retweeted by Chris @dreadmedia @JamesDeauxIV I weigh a little less than that, he's full of fucking shit.
10/8
2020
Reality is slowly killing satire piece by piece. https://t.co/LacuCDfH4V
Retweeted by Chris @donoDMG1 You never underestimate the thirst.https://t.co/oMY2Mnj4Ic
Retweeted by Chris @depechejoe What a fucking loser. @colonelnemo The time jump really drove home how invested I'd become in the characters. When this scene aired, it w… https://t.co/bj2mtjHAzM
10/7
2020
@Prof_Anity "Heard you were tweeting shit."The wildest part of this story is that the District Attorney prosecuting Netflix is this guy from School of Rock (n… https://t.co/yX5O1w5pM6
Retweeted by ChrisPoor, naive Frank Perry. https://t.co/KBrAm9pVfj
Retweeted by ChrisToday's the day! Legend of Swamp Thing: Halloween Spectacular is out w/ a story by myself & @johntimmsart from… https://t.co/DwBz7Yq8A8
Retweeted by Chris @colonelnemo @DieRobinsonDie "...I didn't get a TA til I was already a man." @DieRobinsonDie "They didn't care who I was til I got my MA."TIME WITHOUT PITY (1957) Michael Redgrave, Ann Todd, Peter Cushing. Dir: Joseph Losey 11:30 PM ET A father comes… https://t.co/Hjk4amK7yJ
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10/6
2020
@RiggedPig @DieRobinsonDie Dracula Has Thirst Faved From the Grave @dc20willsave SpoOoOoOoky!Thinking about Tommy Jarvis digging up Jason Voorhees's corpse and stabbing the shit out of it with a metal post. N… https://t.co/CaThxKY9LP @ChrisCrash00 Not to mention Marvel trying to claim an established artist like Gleason as a discovery just because… https://t.co/xsUEMFpLp1 @colonelnemo Holy shit, I haven't thought about that in literal decades.THE GUEST was added back to Netflix streaming this year. My not-so-secret hope is that it becomes a definitive pere… https://t.co/2mptpRhDTF
Retweeted by Chris @DylanRoth Jesus CrustMovies set in the fashion world today on @TCM. Ending on a double feature with two serial killers attacking fashion… https://t.co/JAmVs86oLk
Retweeted by Chris @DieRobinsonDie It and Black Christmas, what a fucking legend.
10/5
2020
I think it’s nice that they took the president for a little ride like he’s a dog
Retweeted by Chris @DieRobinsonDie Is Owen Wilson looking for some fucking clues?Happy first day of October! 🎃 Starting the month with a little tribute to Disney’s “Trick or Treat” short. 👻 https://t.co/JkqkXBc6I4
Retweeted by Chris @colonelnemo Gives me less pleasure to report that they are administering it through the buttchugging method.https://t.co/6OS2NJZgTj
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10/4
2020
@DieRobinsonDie My...*clap of thunder*...wife.
10/3
2020
The GOAT. https://t.co/xkM0ouvSbI @dreadmedia Hey man, we want to beat the ass of the guy who did this as much as you do. @ronchronchronch Happy anniversary!HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YEAH https://t.co/WI3dAoXuW2
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10/2
2020
Trump law and order: DHS memo told officials to make comments favorable to Kenosha shootings suspect https://t.co/mlDxrVVzOZ via @nbcnews
Retweeted by ChrisHEY, OCTOBER 2020. MOTHERFUCKING https://t.co/0IBEKeZrQ8
10/1
2020
Deathdream is a legit masterpiece, every bit as great as Black Christmas & even more upsetting. if forced to make a… https://t.co/1z81wxgt6z
Retweeted by Chris @DylanRoth @AllNewDom Many happy returns! https://t.co/9hlAzIIeCmSo - Bill Watterson is making an appearance at @CXCFestival this year. Courtesy of @CartoonLibrary https://t.co/hpUmSzxZox
Retweeted by Chris @DieRobinsonDie https://t.co/H6cQOnV1g6 @DieRobinsonDie The superior choice of ghouls.
9/30
2020
My friend Elliott has always been "normal" End of tweet https://t.co/kOwMGIdU2b
Retweeted by Chris @sheilakathleen See also: Jean Seberg https://t.co/4nN805eC7D
Retweeted by ChrisFilm noir star Lizabeth Scott, seen in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946), Dead Reckoning (1947), Desert Fury… https://t.co/yB8j3Pn8ze
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9/29
2020
This week on Dread Media, @Agent_326 joins me to review 1931's DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE and Rich reviews MONSTRUM.… https://t.co/RlWjDEOUAl
Retweeted by Chris @SkylerQueen91 I knew it was being filmed, but didn't know it was done! @depechejoe "If they're not enslaved, they're driven to alcoholism."
9/28
2020
feel like pure shit just want them@back x https://t.co/TnaUbb2fts
Retweeted by Chris @donoDMG1 Yeah, I probably didn't. I didn't go into it wanting to rant too much, I wanted to have a good time with you guys. @donoDMG1 Most of the MCU is shoulder-shrug no feeling either way, but ANT-MAN actively irritates me. @THE_Stefano_DLC I really hate ANT-MAN, but I know that's not a popular take.#filmnoir heads! My book COEURS NOIRS is out and getting into people's hands & on bookshelves! 5 Stars on @amazon !… https://t.co/NTfSzNDT2Y
Retweeted by Chris @Joshy206 Makes sense. Brown's on Stranger Things, Cavill's got Witcher, Netflix wants to make sure there's always… https://t.co/HI36TNwInA24 Sep 66 A little Monty Clift cult has started since his death. It would have been more useful when he was alive.… https://t.co/yZhVZCz5Ye
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9/27
2020
dude this is all so fucking weird https://t.co/CGaWpcmLF8
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9/25
2020
@SkylerQueen91 "Look, you wanna keep making multi-million dollar Star Trek fan-fiction? Then I assume we have an agreement."you cannot reform this https://t.co/wCfBcoFjoa
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9/23
2020
@DieRobinsonDie God Bosworth
9/22
2020
@DieRobinsonDie He's so goddamn good on that show. @THE_Stefano_DLC Rebecca v Black Narcissus: Fistfight in Hell @donoDMG1 @earth_2 @JAMALIGLE Still better than Red Tornado in Supergirl.
9/21
2020
@depechejoe @DieRobinsonDie There's so many little things that make BTAS great, and making the world feel lived in… https://t.co/b48twzxcAQActor William Finley, star of the New Bev fave Phantom of the Paradise (1974), was born on this day in 1940. https://t.co/vWUqCgikAV
Retweeted by Chris @donoDMG1 Hell yeah. @DieRobinsonDie https://t.co/X1TDpf0KX5 @MuseumWalkerIan That would be most of them.what exactly am I looking at here https://t.co/dBgvautuE3
Retweeted by Chris @donoDMG1 https://t.co/vF45hddny4 @DieRobinsonDie Bojack Horseman: if a show has been consumed more as gifs than as a show, is it really a show?
9/20
2020
@rebel_yelling Can't blame you there.I don't agree with all of the creative choices, but goddamn do I love the aesthetics of Snyder's Batman. https://t.co/l1purOJofh @akash_singh101 Somehow, there's always a deeper level of brain rot on this website. @akash_singh101 Jesus.I wasn't blown away by The Haunting of Hill House, but credit where it's due to Mike Flanagan knowing how to keep y… https://t.co/31BgxquRMvAnother year, another Batman Day. https://t.co/XjHAzGBgpC
9/19
2020
Some people don't want to actually enjoy media as much as just download Wikipedia summaries like a pathetic version of Brainiac
Retweeted by ChrisBlessed autumnal image: https://t.co/KOhU57mBfj
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9/18
2020
@depechejoe @colonelnemo It's pretty remarkable how well the show handled the old villains. @shawnrpryor Many happy returns!
9/17
2020
@depechejoe Respect for that pull.Middle-class-wife-on-vacation Barbara Stanwyck taking a loooong drag on her cigarette, sizing up an escaped psychop… https://t.co/FgIyDle67g
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9/16
2020
scary that we gotta call in the experts to tell people national borders are imaginary https://t.co/YpJ0hLrtxZ
Retweeted by Chris @donoDMG1 B*rlatsky saying that there isn't bleakness in early Cronenberg.The perfect balm to that asinine take from yesterday. https://t.co/x9ICVpnmw2
9/15
2020

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