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Host/producer/writer of comedy nonsense. I make shows, podcasts & videos at IGN. Comedy Button & Weird Heat on the side. I also produce music. Stay busy.

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Joined Twitter 4/13/09


@PatAD @DMC_Ryan Of course not. But I’ll play my third party games on the console where they perform best, and Game… https://t.co/F8SIl1YbEE @SherlockJones94 @DMC_Ryan PS2 was less powerful than Xbox and most recently the PS4 Pro was less powerful than the… https://t.co/BeM8LynBbH @DMC_Ryan I’m buying both but I honestly can’t see PlayStation 5 matching this power. I think Sony will launch a mo… https://t.co/SzCp5uMnzM @ScottWamplerBMD @JGDillard Fuck yeah, that’s a nice surprise! I just watched Sweetheart for the first time the oth… https://t.co/qUT65cYYpl
2/24
2020
@SteveKamb @fromsoftware_pr I'll have to double-check but a great place to grind is in the "Research Hall" section… https://t.co/b9yJ8DBGwQ @lomyhre YAY!! That rules! Glad you enjoyed it! I love that place so much! @waltdwilliams These are my go to pre-made BBQ sauces that are completely paleo/Whole30 and contain zero sugar or a… https://t.co/mNzW0YV3qv
2/23
2020
@ArtofNP That Metroid jacket!!Peter has been making incredible art for years now (including my most recent album cover!) and it’s absolutely awes… https://t.co/ffzW2sJMop @Bloodedfury @fromsoftware_pr I actually interviewed that dude once and it looked like the two Spider-Mans pointing meme 😂 @Durrtydoesit I got the theme, but what's the Mist Cloak? @MogOneill @fromsoftware_pr Bigger than 65”? @NicholasAlkire @fromsoftware_pr Sphero! @nintendallie @theyetee Very true! I cannot wait for that game :D @matt_evon @theyetee I used mine as a shot glass once 😬Shout out to @theyetee for making this amazing Samus sweatshirt to keep me cozy as I wait years and years and years… https://t.co/LdBDhUWRpf
2/22
2020
@FusRoDoc @fromsoftware_pr HELL YEAH!!! That's the look of PURE JOY! @Pitt_Viper_ Don't open your oven multiple times during the bake and don't over sauce it even if it looks like you should! @dany156 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID 😂 @mistermegative @fromsoftware_pr Beat the hell out of one and then use Shaman Blade on the other so they fight each… https://t.co/BP62Q3SSo3 @ryan_camryan719 Yup! @jkokoll @NVIDIAGeForce LET’S DO IT! @maulana_pcfre @fromsoftware_pr Yeah the final boss of those dungeons was stupid easy in comparison to the stuff leading up to it @xXcftdoyleXx @PhilipYount Daaaaamn @JRPyznar @Kahjahkins @PlaystationBrah What the actual fuck. AMAZING work. @Gamerinthehive @KBABZonTV @fromsoftware_pr 65 @FrostbiteSlash @David__Jetta @fromsoftware_pr No I bailed after twenty hours and will never go back. Not for me. @The_Kunka @fromsoftware_pr It’s regularly on sale under $20 @grantjones86 @fromsoftware_pr Yup. I have that game memorized to absurd levels. I’ve probably beaten it twenty times. @maxvalarezo Awww man, THANK YOU!! @JumpWithWoody @fromsoftware_pr Never really been a Call of Duty guy but I did 100% Goldeneye and Perfect Dark. @balasiel @fromsoftware_pr I honestly don’t know. That feels like asking somebody when they’re gonna have kids on their wedding day. @GameOverGreggy @NicolasVerge @fromsoftware_pr Greg did you know that the 50 Cent Blood On The Sand Platinum trophy… https://t.co/KCoGPCkm7q @andrew1229 @fromsoftware_pr When random ass enemies started one hit killing me I was like “oh so it’s gonna be like THAT” @Jack_Septic_Eye @fromsoftware_pr I’m gonna send your tweet to my high school guidance counselor so he knows he nev… https://t.co/Jlv2tXK6vd @AC_Lyle @ACPocketNews This is phenomenal. @crippledbox @fromsoftware_pr I got that tweet tattooed across my chest backwards so I could read it in a mirror as I beat Bloodborne. @Afropimp719 @fromsoftware_pr They felt like horror-tinged, hard as hell dungeons from the first NES Zelda game’s s… https://t.co/nS771VUWotIn 2020 we’re taking pictures of ourselves in front of our TV’s when we get tough trophies and achievements in vide… https://t.co/hiZWsRNxGw @briangaar @fromsoftware_pr 🙌🙌🙌 @neo_aoshi @fromsoftware_pr I GOT GUD @GameOverGreggy @fromsoftware_pr You are my spirit animal, Greg.I FINALLY GOT THE PLATINUM TROPHY IN BLOODBORNE! This was one of the toughest, most intense, and most fun video ga… https://t.co/CXexVNXlrB @ACPocketNews Mr. RIPsettiI made this short Animal Crossing video for work today https://t.co/xWE7Ldp38v
Retweeted by Brian Altano @cymrogav @Luceobrien “I loved the movie where a a poor person with unvetted access to guns snapped and became a ki… https://t.co/Cjv096yIUS @Luceobrien He’s probably just upset it isn’t from North Korea because then he’d be praising it up and down.
2/21
2020
@AdamSessler It isn't an election year in Animal Crossing so it's a great place to be. @Mansfield_Phil_ I didn't! @TheOfficial_ACK I have the career of a thirteen year old, so no.They’re here! https://t.co/nhLTF5X4lS @DMC_Ryan Well said! @Raging_Italian Nah I've played like 50+ hours of it this year already. Going for the Platinum trophy :D @TheDazeel Nah just happy living horses with skeletons inside them. https://t.co/DX5BBf13mv @ChaseBG1 Those are both incredibly similar in that they both have been going for a while, have very hardcore audie… https://t.co/qnV955bIuU @joncomulada 😂😂😂 @Joker13z They both have wolves, crows, interchangeable outfits and consumable items! @Geestargames Fucking awesome photos.The two video games I’m the most obsessed with right now could not be more opposite. https://t.co/EAAS0cAOFq @legendof_scott Unfortunately no! Trying to go a little lighter on the travel this year after getting on like fifty… https://t.co/dkJZpPlrXl @dragonspit85 @jmdornbush @IGN @Shabatoge Yeah like four years ago! @ACPocketNews It’s a little thing, but playing these games and making it a point to hunt down a leather jacket and… https://t.co/VSsCA15dS4
2/20
2020
@robalees @eekeyhole Hey thank you! That means the world to me!NEW VIDEO! 7 Features That Could Make Next-Gen Consoles AWESOME! https://t.co/4tGq9jKteh Also, sorry for the fak… https://t.co/S2gfH0LekC @GrandPOOBear @heyZeustoast Word up to all this. Been playing a ton of Bloodborne this year and you’ve been my spir… https://t.co/kla7C7NNF0
2/18
2020
@TheDweeze THANK YOU!! Can’t believe nobody else knew that! @TimGettys https://t.co/eBGmjZKwEU
2/15
2020
@IGN "Delay it so many times that nobody can review it" @Jack_Septic_Eye https://t.co/ZA14OwhN4kI am deeply sorry for making this. https://t.co/9euMrHBmrcI legitimately think I'm the only idiot who thought of this. https://t.co/wuHq2FICBi
Retweeted by Brian Altano @pettycommajared @PettyCommaAngie I try and do this with my wife and kid every morning/evening because it's a relax… https://t.co/0IL0bziSv4 @lucyjamesgames @sydsogood @CardySimon They give you a free kid when you agree to be Batman and you’re allowed to r… https://t.co/ShCGEN6fpi @THEmikemitchell @SOLELINKS Fuck yeah! Thanks for lookin out! @THEmikemitchell @SOLELINKS They dropped on the SNKRS app at 7am today and I got 'em :) @FlopOrCop Already copped ‘em! @bobservo @spacecoyotl Whoa her artwork fucking rules. Awesome stuff. @carlythornton You’re definitely having a very hard time with this! @carlythornton There's a gigantic difference between a one-year-old and a two-year-old. That's why people count the… https://t.co/r3Z6uFPYnE
2/14
2020
@carlythornton You measure age in babies up to 24 months. After that get to count years and you can stop putting no… https://t.co/4XYPFJOzjY @ACPocketNews Definitely still a living nightmare out of an Ari Aster movie but slightly less so now, so that’s good.
2/13
2020
@TheAlanJohnson WOW I need this. That is gorgeous stuff. @jeffgerstmann Yuuuup. https://t.co/rYJzfmMQ5j https://t.co/uiieNI0g8K @jtylergreene Nah we’re not doing any screen time with her whatsoever for another year or so outside of FaceTiming… https://t.co/aYIvUrMerM
2/12
2020
@MilesDompier @Luceobrien “Fuck Is Wrong With You, Man?” @Luceobrien Bonkers was a popular candy here in the 80s. That was my first exposure to it. https://t.co/jq4wBWDZdG @NintwndoAmerica I've always been more of a Somy PlayStapson guy myself. @jitraynham @evepeyser Yes, that was the whole joke. You solved it. @TheMattFowler @sethmacy That’s the one. Nothing will ever top “Basically It Stinks” for Basic Instinct @AhhhhDevonn Thought both were excellent but Parasite stuck with me just a bit more. @PHRYNO https://t.co/5Dkqc6kVlZ
2/11
2020
@Trindividual @MaxScoville I didn't "give it" anything. I don't review games - or anything - specifically because of people like you. @patrickklepek I've spent most of 2020 replaying Bloodborne and other comfort food games before it gets real crazy… https://t.co/gYkCjfCAoZ @cruston7 @FerrisWheelPro If you can handle reading every Zelda game, you can handle reading a movie. @paramorphs Almost two, actually. Baby age gets measured in months until they turn two. This is dictated by doctors… https://t.co/19qrv9uA7j @brianxbang Oh cool your plane has "The Ring" as an in-flight movie! @HamillHimself Mark you're gonna make me run out of wall space here 😂 @KyleBarreira I absolutely loved The Lighthouse. Cannot wait to watch it again. @SaulFM_ Uncut GemsYou're never too young to be a Dah Wahs fan. Please hug your 20-month-old daughter for me! Love always, Goop https://t.co/8XvZghRTbF
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2/10
2020

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