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Ahbuna @ahbunaa Bengaluru, India

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Joined Twitter 7/20/14


Guy who put Elaichi and Kobbri in my MasalE Puri, Who hurt you?Abhishek Banerjee (TMC): "If I ask members of this house, will they be able to produce proper documents? Even if yo… https://t.co/SwDY1GGs9A
Retweeted by AhbunaBengaluru Tiktok Auto drivers boys… https://t.co/cwviFILov3
12/10
2019
People please don’t worry about me. I am not Vivek oberoi that someone will finish my career. I am out of reach of… https://t.co/KdvivXSvgQ
Retweeted by AhbunaToday's yachievement is finally opening that god damn Instagram saved recipe collection after months and making Bharwa Bhindi.Well, MY particular case is THIS: 1. I had scored 98.3 percentile in CAT, and was a qualified Chartered Accountant… https://t.co/G82zDOmjTO
Retweeted by AhbunaIcing on the cake(?) https://t.co/WeOri5bXQv @kosambri Besssst! 😂
12/9
2019
@gururaj_mj ಹೇನೋ ಹೀಗೆ ಹನುಮಾನ ಉಟ್ಟತಪ್ಪ 😜Did Hanuman go to Gold's gym or Cult fit?What is the best way you can spend a lazy Sunday afternoon? https://t.co/OPegYEl0fz
Retweeted by AhbunaWhere do I see myself in ten years? - Living in Bali, with my dogs. (credit unknown) https://t.co/TE1zDyVLoc
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12/8
2019
Bosses shielding and valuing their employees are one of the nicest things in the world 💜 https://t.co/0m2PQTeAr2ಈ ನಾಲ್ಕು ಹುಡುಗರೇ ಆಕೆಯನ್ನು ರೇಪ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಸುಟ್ಟುಹಾಕಿದ್ದಾರೋ ಇಲ್ಲ ಇದರ ಹಿಂದೆ ಬೇರೆ ಯಾರೋ ಪ್ರಮುಖ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಗಳ ಕೈವಾಡವಿದೆಯೊ ? ಈ ರೀತಿ… https://t.co/0BkYFTBAjQ
Retweeted by AhbunaCamel kardiya aapne toh 👌👌👌 https://t.co/I98jnPlX3wಅಳಿಯ ಅಲ್ಲ ಮಗಳ ಗಂಡ is an example of ಅಳಿಯಾಸ್ (alias)
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12/7
2019
@ghatti_chutney @karunanundy Nothing is above the law. This wasn't supposed to be a Simmba script. The ones who do… https://t.co/1GOTFAI0v9Now nobody will ever know if the four men killed by the police were innocent men, arrested fast to show action. And… https://t.co/RhObdqMcM4
Retweeted by Ahbunamy 6 went to a birthday party last week & when i picked him up, the mom said he was sweet and told her he “loved th… https://t.co/Wmpii2dQWK
Retweeted by Ahbuna"They know that we know that they know" https://t.co/nZQnGLiEIX
12/6
2019
Made this art 2 years ago, because of Bengaluru New year Eve mass women groping incident. Sad that it's still relevant.Hello all clothing retailers! Please consider this foolproof dress design I've made, for all women who wish to walk… https://t.co/LdzEHQljZIToday, everyone witnessed the accounts of their family members and loved ones in #Kashmir automatically being remov… https://t.co/dj4IeAzk40
Retweeted by AhbunaEvery cringe TikTok video ends with hashtags #Motivation #Skills #Tech That's the kind of confidence you need in life guys.
12/5
2019
"But why am I being blamed for other men being trash?" Thoda seh le bhai 2-4 gaaliyaan internet pe. You still get… https://t.co/XzHv3JZxk1
Retweeted by Ahbuna @neelagaara @deventurous I'm the Carbab main HaDDi
12/4
2019
@moosemaniam @deventurous 😂😭😂😭😂😭 @hblahmed @deventurous This is paid tweet fosho. @satya164 @deventurous Ultra blur mode camera 😂 @jaathre @deventurous The P in 'SaPthapadhi' is 'Putting you in my memes forever' 😂😂How I take pictures of this husband fellow Vs How he takes pictures of me: https://t.co/zfjWCvXMVcThe last time I got addicted to Photoshop, this happened. So don't get addicted guyzz https://t.co/wJy5khPcJZ https://t.co/gHUltWak1w
12/3
2019
A 20 year old intern writer was sent this. She didn't get what BJ meant and this was how her 45 year old male boss… https://t.co/LHqaClEpm6
Retweeted by Ahbuna @PolyesterPalla Wuaw 😍
12/2
2019
I'm not a hardcore ice cream lover. But I sure melt for Naturals :) https://t.co/LZr9PAKZCq @iamabofh @deventurous Yes sir! :) @neelagaara @deventurous ಧನ್ಯವಾದಗಳು 💜 @BaathukoLi @deventurous Hahahaha Sadhyadalle Akshay Kumar koDtidaare theatre nalli 🙊
12/1
2019
@Kadi_khichadi Used to call it Saabakki payasa, "Ball Payasa" many years ago. Not anymore 😂 @udupendra It's an extremely microwave friendly sanDige also. As compared to its peers, EeruLLi and Avalakki sanDige.Amma is singing a few Carnatic tunes at a local temple. Her friend, who trains with the same teacher, calls her & a… https://t.co/q2eMuUYDGo
Retweeted by AhbunaCome say hi to the new couple and give Arashina Kumkuma! https://t.co/XY0XKzvc53Bees and butterflies drink crocodile tears (Yes, they do exist despite what the idiom says) - for the Sodium and ot… https://t.co/ABm2HxtLYg
Retweeted by AhbunaI mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good! https://t.co/hLR6rZg9kiಯತ್ರ ನಾರ್ಯಸ್ತು ಪೂಜ್ಯಂತೆ ರಮಂತೆ, ತತ್ರ ದೇವತಾಹ | "Where women are worshipped, honoured, 'Devas'(divinity) exist there"… https://t.co/Q0RYCloJPQJust invented this new game called Shenga. https://t.co/OnwLPENRnm
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11/30
2019
Roti may fill my stomach. But... Rice fills my soul and stomach.
Retweeted by Ahbuna @Pavan_Kumar93 😜😜End of 2018 to almost end of 2019, I've gone from M to L to XL to L and now almost back to M :) My wardrobe has le… https://t.co/SL24hIE2Q4Pls dlt my numbr dears https://t.co/faXtKev8OI @iamabofh @rajupanti Did not know about this chilli funda. Verrnice!Perimeowm Sunning picture that no one wants to see https://t.co/7LqChicR59 @vicramb Will the next set of questions be.. Sir what is mobile number? What is your smile number?Aisa Peli Baar Hua Hai Satra Athra Salon Mein https://t.co/ZUKrvy9mlJ
11/29
2019
@mateshutup I added some lemon juice. Now it's just lemon juice in milk ;-; Will try this. Thanks :)How do you make curd at home in this Bengaluru weather? 🙁 All tips and tricks are welcome.Wear Helmeowt At The Back Also https://t.co/zLmxtoTAHi
11/28
2019
Two dosts, one cup. https://t.co/xp99eJWZiy
Retweeted by AhbunaThis space is no different from any other space. It is reserved for CAT. https://t.co/UD5p5Sw54N
Retweeted by Ahbuna @kookykarthik Hah! I really liked the not-so-subtle digs and Mangalore references made in the book. Maybe that's why :)White Tiger by Aravind Adiga was a complete snooze fest. Between the Assassinations was much better. https://t.co/tc26lUKPnFSo no one here listened to their dads and followed their passion is it? Cool coolEnjoy doing your tax returns? Make the process six times longer with CAT. https://t.co/1h0qHzMXSK
Retweeted by Ahbuna @iambhoja Trend iddag tweet maDbiDi - ChanakyaRemember how we cleared our math papers asking for step marks? Yes we're all Chanakyas.50 rupya kaat over-fermenting ka https://t.co/uvPi4hK8ES
11/27
2019
Look what I found on our Aadh*r website https://t.co/B8pLEsydpo
Retweeted by Ahbuna"There comes a day in future when people post their stupid thoughts as quotes and write Chanakya under it. And ther… https://t.co/NdPwbFYo70
Retweeted by AhbunaIf "Nan name misuse maDbeDro MuTThaLra" were an image https://t.co/K7awh6nq29Akshar Pathak a Delhi-based graphic designer. He always gets the same two sauces at Subway. Mayonnaise and chipotle… https://t.co/gA2IWbTeNn
Retweeted by AhbunaLegend indeed. Addressed the, forget Elephant, Mammoth in the room 🙌 https://t.co/wQNEnYoDTMFascinating to watch religious people steal flowers. https://t.co/MBQz21QWa0
Retweeted by Ahbuna @SloganMurugan Always that one person in the neighbourhood. SMH.
11/26
2019
@Kadi_khichadi I am very very excite @ahbunaa Conservation of Blousepiece theorem states that there are only 7 blousepieces in Bangalore, which keep cha… https://t.co/sukzJh82DL
Retweeted by Ahbuna @olleHudugi Same applies when they offer food amirite? 😁If I invoke my new mutthaide rights, visit 2 houses every weekend, collect coconuts given with blouse piece, how ma… https://t.co/OpKAwVFeC7
11/25
2019
Satish Shah Naseeruddin Shah M S Dhoni Derek O'Brien Rujuta Diwekar https://t.co/0vQXkywNxdb0mbAy iS n0t a ciTy itS a LoosemoTi0n
Retweeted by Ahbuna @floydian_sleep @IndeBrewCo @AaronDsa Please share your hair care routine thanx 🙏Is it going to be..... Haute Cowture? https://t.co/aT3gK3mOLVChupke Chupke, 1975, was way ahead of its time. https://t.co/ZV81mkdo6m @ZomatoIN @Zomato what the hell is wrong with you. Last three orders have been screwed to hell with delivery time.… https://t.co/OeycLQ3Btf
Retweeted by Ahbuna @surya_sarathi Thaaza ThinDi and HoLige ManE @Sachincg6 This is Thaaza ThinDi. Brahmin's coffee bar is amazing as well :)Two holy shrines of South Bengaluru were visited today ☺ https://t.co/cyTemT0nQw @qmtitash 😂😂I call Marathahalli to JP Nagar as Backpacking trip.
11/24
2019
@AJmerve Watched it on Amazon primeShashi Tharoor's entire #OneMicStand set was wayyy too good man! Laughter mixed with goosebumps😂 https://t.co/vgHzZirVAX @udupendra If by chance line to line touching happens, things will become sikkapatte acuteWhy is Kangana Ranaut dressed as a Tattiraya? https://t.co/dYJQpIj1TP
Retweeted by AhbunaUber guy right now: "Saglyanchi zhavliye, kuthlich party changli nahi, pan maja yetiye ekdum khel baghun." Rough t… https://t.co/kwaf9FWxDr
Retweeted by AhbunaBollywood celebrities posting fan artworks on their Instagram and not giving credits to the artists who made them. Discuss.#MaharashtraPolitics https://t.co/PUrdnWKaw1
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11/23
2019
@MortyOnDetox Ok actually Tik TokI'm on Twitter exactly for this kind of content https://t.co/TVr3s9zlf2Gonna tell my kids this is Mad eye Moody. https://t.co/6Sb4GYHaAz
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11/22
2019
IT guy: What workout now? Irritated trainer: Glute Exercises IT guy: Heh.. Do you mean... Back End Developer? Trainer: MOTHERFU-
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11/21
2019

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