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Ahbuna @ahbunaa Bengaluru, India


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Joined Twitter 7/20/14

Guy who put Elaichi and Kobbri in my MasalE Puri, Who hurt you?Abhishek Banerjee (TMC): "If I ask members of this house, will they be able to produce proper documents? Even if yo…
Retweeted by AhbunaBengaluru Tiktok Auto drivers boys…
People please don’t worry about me. I am not Vivek oberoi that someone will finish my career. I am out of reach of…
Retweeted by AhbunaToday's yachievement is finally opening that god damn Instagram saved recipe collection after months and making Bharwa Bhindi.Well, MY particular case is THIS: 1. I had scored 98.3 percentile in CAT, and was a qualified Chartered Accountant…
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@gururaj_mj ಹೇನೋ ಹೀಗೆ ಹನುಮಾನ ಉಟ್ಟತಪ್ಪ 😜Did Hanuman go to Gold's gym or Cult fit?What is the best way you can spend a lazy Sunday afternoon?
Retweeted by AhbunaWhere do I see myself in ten years? - Living in Bali, with my dogs. (credit unknown)
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Bosses shielding and valuing their employees are one of the nicest things in the world 💜ಈ ನಾಲ್ಕು ಹುಡುಗರೇ ಆಕೆಯನ್ನು ರೇಪ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಸುಟ್ಟುಹಾಕಿದ್ದಾರೋ ಇಲ್ಲ ಇದರ ಹಿಂದೆ ಬೇರೆ ಯಾರೋ ಪ್ರಮುಖ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಗಳ ಕೈವಾಡವಿದೆಯೊ ? ಈ ರೀತಿ…
Retweeted by AhbunaCamel kardiya aapne toh 👌👌👌ಅಳಿಯ ಅಲ್ಲ ಮಗಳ ಗಂಡ is an example of ಅಳಿಯಾಸ್ (alias)
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@ghatti_chutney @karunanundy Nothing is above the law. This wasn't supposed to be a Simmba script. The ones who do… nobody will ever know if the four men killed by the police were innocent men, arrested fast to show action. And…
Retweeted by Ahbunamy 6 went to a birthday party last week & when i picked him up, the mom said he was sweet and told her he “loved th…
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Made this art 2 years ago, because of Bengaluru New year Eve mass women groping incident. Sad that it's still relevant.Hello all clothing retailers! Please consider this foolproof dress design I've made, for all women who wish to walk…, everyone witnessed the accounts of their family members and loved ones in #Kashmir automatically being remov…
Retweeted by AhbunaEvery cringe TikTok video ends with hashtags #Motivation #Skills #Tech That's the kind of confidence you need in life guys.
"But why am I being blamed for other men being trash?" Thoda seh le bhai 2-4 gaaliyaan internet pe. You still get…
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@moosemaniam @deventurous 😂😭😂😭😂😭 @hblahmed @deventurous This is paid tweet fosho. @satya164 @deventurous Ultra blur mode camera 😂 @jaathre @deventurous The P in 'SaPthapadhi' is 'Putting you in my memes forever' 😂😂How I take pictures of this husband fellow Vs How he takes pictures of me: last time I got addicted to Photoshop, this happened. So don't get addicted guyzz
A 20 year old intern writer was sent this. She didn't get what BJ meant and this was how her 45 year old male boss…
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I'm not a hardcore ice cream lover. But I sure melt for Naturals :) @iamabofh @deventurous Yes sir! :) @neelagaara @deventurous ಧನ್ಯವಾದಗಳು 💜 @BaathukoLi @deventurous Hahahaha Sadhyadalle Akshay Kumar koDtidaare theatre nalli 🙊
@Kadi_khichadi Used to call it Saabakki payasa, "Ball Payasa" many years ago. Not anymore 😂 @udupendra It's an extremely microwave friendly sanDige also. As compared to its peers, EeruLLi and Avalakki sanDige.Amma is singing a few Carnatic tunes at a local temple. Her friend, who trains with the same teacher, calls her & a…
Retweeted by AhbunaCome say hi to the new couple and give Arashina Kumkuma! and butterflies drink crocodile tears (Yes, they do exist despite what the idiom says) - for the Sodium and ot…
Retweeted by AhbunaI mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!ಯತ್ರ ನಾರ್ಯಸ್ತು ಪೂಜ್ಯಂತೆ ರಮಂತೆ, ತತ್ರ ದೇವತಾಹ | "Where women are worshipped, honoured, 'Devas'(divinity) exist there"… invented this new game called Shenga.
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Roti may fill my stomach. But... Rice fills my soul and stomach.
Retweeted by Ahbuna @Pavan_Kumar93 😜😜End of 2018 to almost end of 2019, I've gone from M to L to XL to L and now almost back to M :) My wardrobe has le… dlt my numbr dears @iamabofh @rajupanti Did not know about this chilli funda. Verrnice!Perimeowm Sunning picture that no one wants to see @vicramb Will the next set of questions be.. Sir what is mobile number? What is your smile number?Aisa Peli Baar Hua Hai Satra Athra Salon Mein
@mateshutup I added some lemon juice. Now it's just lemon juice in milk ;-; Will try this. Thanks :)How do you make curd at home in this Bengaluru weather? 🙁 All tips and tricks are welcome.Wear Helmeowt At The Back Also
Two dosts, one cup.
Retweeted by AhbunaThis space is no different from any other space. It is reserved for CAT.
Retweeted by Ahbuna @kookykarthik Hah! I really liked the not-so-subtle digs and Mangalore references made in the book. Maybe that's why :)White Tiger by Aravind Adiga was a complete snooze fest. Between the Assassinations was much better. no one here listened to their dads and followed their passion is it? Cool coolEnjoy doing your tax returns? Make the process six times longer with CAT.
Retweeted by Ahbuna @iambhoja Trend iddag tweet maDbiDi - ChanakyaRemember how we cleared our math papers asking for step marks? Yes we're all Chanakyas.50 rupya kaat over-fermenting ka
Look what I found on our Aadh*r website
Retweeted by Ahbuna"There comes a day in future when people post their stupid thoughts as quotes and write Chanakya under it. And ther…
Retweeted by AhbunaIf "Nan name misuse maDbeDro MuTThaLra" were an image Pathak a Delhi-based graphic designer. He always gets the same two sauces at Subway. Mayonnaise and chipotle…
Retweeted by AhbunaLegend indeed. Addressed the, forget Elephant, Mammoth in the room 🙌 to watch religious people steal flowers.
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@Kadi_khichadi I am very very excite @ahbunaa Conservation of Blousepiece theorem states that there are only 7 blousepieces in Bangalore, which keep cha…
Retweeted by Ahbuna @olleHudugi Same applies when they offer food amirite? 😁If I invoke my new mutthaide rights, visit 2 houses every weekend, collect coconuts given with blouse piece, how ma…
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Retweeted by Ahbuna @floydian_sleep @IndeBrewCo @AaronDsa Please share your hair care routine thanx 🙏Is it going to be..... Haute Cowture? Chupke, 1975, was way ahead of its time. @ZomatoIN @Zomato what the hell is wrong with you. Last three orders have been screwed to hell with delivery time.…
Retweeted by Ahbuna @surya_sarathi Thaaza ThinDi and HoLige ManE @Sachincg6 This is Thaaza ThinDi. Brahmin's coffee bar is amazing as well :)Two holy shrines of South Bengaluru were visited today ☺ @qmtitash 😂😂I call Marathahalli to JP Nagar as Backpacking trip.
@AJmerve Watched it on Amazon primeShashi Tharoor's entire #OneMicStand set was wayyy too good man! Laughter mixed with goosebumps😂 @udupendra If by chance line to line touching happens, things will become sikkapatte acuteWhy is Kangana Ranaut dressed as a Tattiraya?
Retweeted by AhbunaUber guy right now: "Saglyanchi zhavliye, kuthlich party changli nahi, pan maja yetiye ekdum khel baghun." Rough t…
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@MortyOnDetox Ok actually Tik TokI'm on Twitter exactly for this kind of content tell my kids this is Mad eye Moody.
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IT guy: What workout now? Irritated trainer: Glute Exercises IT guy: Heh.. Do you mean... Back End Developer? Trainer: MOTHERFU-
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