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Black lives matter, Karen. Always HalloweenπŸŽƒ Inked, nerd, weirdo, Tool ❀ Slipknot🀘, Aikidoka, artist, science loving, Whovian, ginger, momπŸ–€

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Joined Twitter 8/14/09


@DovForman @AuschwitzMuseum @susannareid100 @KarenPollock100 @BorisJohnson @RachelRileyRR @MattHancock @SadiqKhan… https://t.co/KCz6L8NMcVMy 97-Year-old Great Grandma, Lily Ebert BEM - Auschwitz Survivor, has just recovered from Covid- 19. Today she… https://t.co/sbqBeyflyY
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸFANTASTIC NURSING HOME NEWSβ€”Eli Lily’s monoclonal antibody drug can lower the risk symptomatic #COVID19 by 80% when… https://t.co/zAxqsuzMCd
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸKarl Rove: "The racism thing to me is -- I was offended" If you are offended by someone saying we need to battle… https://t.co/WQdqbFtC0n
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ1/ Dallas County officials halted a plan that would have prioritized COVID-19 vaccine doses for people living in th… https://t.co/RHyZOnf5Lo
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThe U.S. under President Joe Biden intends to join the COVAX vaccine program, which aims to deliver coronavirus vac… https://t.co/t6Cffh6rud
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThis morning Dr Fauci presented the US’s remarks to the @WHO Executive Board meeting. The US will: - join COVAX - s… https://t.co/q048m9fJO7
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸNo matter where she went that day, Maria couldn’t quite shake the feeling that she was being followed. https://t.co/TMMU4juqgQ
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI was once the lead singer of a girl group. It was me and my reflections from a 3 way mirror. We were so good.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸYou do squats to work on your weak end. I do squat on the weekend. We are not the same.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸan escape room but it’s the workweek and you’re just trying to make it to the weekend
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMade pancakes for breakfast last weekend, they were the best flipping thing ever.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMy husband leaves his weekday alarms on on the weekend and I’m pretty sure that’s grounds for divorce
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸHow do you know if your cat is deaf?
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸβ€œYou sure about this, Dad?” β€œBoth Yelp reviews were fantastic.” β€œI know, but-β€œ β€œHop out, kid.” https://t.co/PuVDbYucKe
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸHOLY SHIT https://t.co/XgBj9sGPD7
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸinstead of calling them pregnancy tests we should call them erection results
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸWhy do we always say things are β€œrife with corruption” or β€œrife with disease”? Why aren’t things ever β€œrife with k… https://t.co/DCzmciyfIr
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMe: *writing erotica* How do you spell β€˜wang?’ Her: That’s the third time you’ve asked me that
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸβ€œif you don’t go watch your iPad, i’m taking your iPad away” - Parenting at its finest
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ*at reading of my will Executor: *opens envelope 'Ahem...'I trust that one day you'll all appreciate the humor in this....''
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI’ll happily joke about a doctor sticking his finger up my ass 'cos if Twitter's taught me one thing, it’s that sex… https://t.co/wEVXhlzhyU
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThis day in history. 1775. Cossack rebel Yemelyan Pugachev was executed. He had claimed to be the late emperor Pete… https://t.co/ZTjpFOJFg6
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI don't have time to mess with people who put down older women. I have important old lady shit to do. πŸ’…
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMe: I love the sound of the wind blowing through the trees. Wind: Neeeerrrrrdddddd
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸTom Hanks: It's really cold out here. Bernie: Once again I am asking you to get your own coat. And mittens. @urmumsausername ❀Right now, the sun has decided to shine and it's giving me just enough, to dare to hope that everything's going to be ok.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸBe sure to carefully anal eyes your tweet before sending. That way you won't read it back later and be like, oh bummer.
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Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThis is the best one I’ve seen so far fwiw https://t.co/kd3fOgyyCb
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThe Mandalorian Chapter 10: The Passenger https://t.co/5Qw9UYALvw
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸWill the Detroit Lions ever win a Super Bowl? https://t.co/Tv63LpBgz1
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸRand Paul just stepped in it https://t.co/hqPpwTkuID
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸHe said these things were a problem...Rand Paul interpreted it to mean he was including Rand Paul...I wonder why... https://t.co/ZGDqtyqZuy
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸRand Paul opposed an anti-lynching bill Rand Paul offered to buy a ticket back to Somalia for Ilhan Omar Rand Pau… https://t.co/Npr7aU1nGm
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸAndrew: why do you need a fake ID? Bernie: to vote https://t.co/B3mYiqUgwl
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @toomanycommas3 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚imagine meeting your soulmate and before every sexual encounter they whisper "omelette du fromage" in your ear
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @ra7ar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ forgiveness hits hard.Remember to show people you've Forgiven them by throwing it at their head, you'll feel better. https://t.co/XESSLfu9hv
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ#Bernie https://t.co/lXBevpX0q5
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸEternal Sanders of the Spotless Mind https://t.co/JwPkUcdtNB
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI hope this e-mail finds your well https://t.co/qfbMGbakNa
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸjoe biden swearing in on an ancient cvs receipt https://t.co/6EUgk6mW8q
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThe last 4 years was like reheating spaghetti on high without the cover on. Time to wipe out the microwave and tos… https://t.co/ETA3Ty7hws
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸso we decided that it would be in your best interest if we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you… https://t.co/UEeilHpW6Y
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸIf you bring food to someone standing in knee-deep water You’re a wader waiter
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMe: I beg your pardon Giuliani: that’ll be $2M
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸwait a second https://t.co/wjlSCIIKoz https://t.co/McScnzeGwH
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸwhy am I still depressed?
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸOkay sure, but how are DC area golf clubs going to stay in business?
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸFriend: If you could use a picture to describe your sex life, what would it be? Me: https://t.co/8cRgikvTOc
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸZeke Miller gets the first question during a Biden-era press briefing. It's about whether Jen Psaki sees her role a… https://t.co/c9QpRtBk1G
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸThat press briefing by Jen Psaki was just so... normal. And decent. And honest. And respectful.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI shit you not that Sean Hannity is interviewing Peter Schweitzer about Hunter Biden’s laptop
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMy kids when I make them dress appropriately for the weather https://t.co/cJlGqhx8vF
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸSomeone just called me for my husband's number and when I started to give it to them they put me on hold because th… https://t.co/vi9iahZDZM
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸWow he really IS my president! Biden’s first act as president was to punish everyone who didn’t cast me in Space Jam 2.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸsame vibe https://t.co/mpUpwngFmZ
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI like to drink all the liquid in my soup and then eat the rest of it like a regular meal
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸDuck Tales is a children's show about the richest duck in the world staying the richest duck in the world. This ex… https://t.co/3Ybx9uWKCk
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸWho wore it best? https://t.co/NYaoIeNdbI
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @ChicksRule πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Mentioning underwear in a tweet is Pavlov ringing a bell for incels
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸStill can’t believe that Donald Trump - THAT Donald Trump - was president of the United States???
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @NBCNews Outstanding end to this story https://t.co/xRJ0PDd3Q1
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸBernie, bro. (Thank you to whoever thought of including me and @JayMewes, as this is the closest we’ve ever gotten… https://t.co/ENdY5guSXY
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸUndefeated. The internet...🀣😭 https://t.co/eFKJuXNt4w
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸβ€œI SAID, TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET.” https://t.co/8rXKxTAMNY
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸWith all these new found grey hairs upon my head I’ve decided to pull them out and knit a cardigan I can wear while… https://t.co/DUQK6C58NE
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸMy wife said it’d be easier to just burn my $100 bill instead of walking to the liquor store to buy Mega-Millions.… https://t.co/g7rjwtEz44
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸβ€œFormer” is my new favorite word.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @ThugRaccoons πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/xxFBhRVAwY*on the front row of a Megadeth concert* Megadeaf LOL
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @rn_murse πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/S31Y4WCXRoIn retrospect, it probably wasn’t a great idea to tell my friends in high school that I loved my grandma’s stuffed clam.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ[gritty Dr Doolittle reboot] Dr Doolittle: that's right. I told them.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @BrentBozell Oh, honey . . . snowflake conservatives had a temper tantrum & stormed the Capitol in an act of domest… https://t.co/kX0w5Xknqa
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸHadn’t really gotten emotional today until I saw this bust of Cesar ChΓ‘vez in the Oval Office. From last guy callin… https://t.co/Vp5Z2VFHjq
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸPresident Biden begins signing a tall stack of executive orders during his first Oval Office appearance for press. https://t.co/oh1JqG0iJP
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸAt Arlington National Cemetery, @POTUS and @VP, joined by former Presidents @BarackObama, @BillClinton and George W… https://t.co/MTlbKuc9KI
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸClyburn said former President Bush told him, β€œyou know, you’re the savior, because if you had not nominated Joe Bid… https://t.co/tC4nASCBdY
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @SnarkyMommy78 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ when I heard he was doing 17 executive orders on the first day, I thought "oh first full day". No… https://t.co/ajWRc3PX7WTime to celebrate. The Breakdown: Inauguration 2021 is LIVE on #LPTV with @TheRickWilson & @TaraSetmayer,… https://t.co/EDCXM2YvPt
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Lady Gaga went from Star Wars to Hunger Games real quick. https://t.co/VD1BWfAyAT
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸsome album covers with cold Bernie https://t.co/teg6TWBdXV
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸNYC Instagram is so quick https://t.co/Br6TarGXXb
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸβ€œThis could’ve been an email” https://t.co/kn68z6eDhY
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸBERNIE: what should i wear for the inauguration WIFE: how about that jacket you wore for the meme BERNIE: ok https://t.co/NgJW0quBqU
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸGarth Brooks has been one of the most vocal and generous supporters of progressive causes for his entire career, he… https://t.co/foOV6DgEJe
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸEveryone knows that only the smartest spermatozoa can pull off wearing a monocle.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI was informed over four years ago that by today I would be unemployed, a broken man, irrelevant, blah blah blah, t… https://t.co/zLpAf1aFvr
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸI'm sorry, the call you've made to the American people cannot be completed at this time, or ever. Press 1 to connec… https://t.co/KLw3U6BtBy
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸIf this was a Warner Bros cartoon, this is where Asha dropped an anvil on Miller's head https://t.co/CgMgseuvTH
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸ @StephenM @POTUS It turns out the terror hotspots were Trump rallies, so.
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸAnd his cell phone is registered to his mom. https://t.co/wOaLjXG1IE https://t.co/1S4dHbzu47
Retweeted by Christina, mother of spiders βœŠπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»πŸ€˜πŸβ€œFind Madonna. Bring her to me.” https://t.co/F0b21IjNnx
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