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dave @airbagged charleston, sc

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Joined Twitter 4/18/09


Okay, @airbagged... i’m too tired to even make a joke anymore https://t.co/y88zUWmjlb
Retweeted by daveThinking about how terrifying the children in the new assassin’s creed look https://t.co/MzBi6O0XZTBolt Thrower https://t.co/l7Isos47bGChristmas music is goodand they say band livestreams are over @ps4homescreen https://t.co/WdJfD0ZpPl
Retweeted by davehttps://t.co/6qrdrg8Idrno thoughts head empty https://t.co/EqAQKj3DDJ @WEARETHEENDBAND @FLOORPUNCHED Me at a partyhttps://t.co/qihrCwf72VI am tired of this world https://t.co/EFE6HOmVn3
Retweeted by daveLETS. FUCKIN. GO. https://t.co/HKGLk5SFxs
12/1
2020
"this is what dave looks like doing his fuser mixes" - @OATMlLKLATTE https://t.co/jpW6S7rt2r @lilwastoid Bottom right is blowing up over the past few yearsBlossom, Bubbles and Buttercup get fuzzy psych ward socks https://t.co/u51lLLoTSs @lilwastoid which one is it?damn went from being unemployed to TWO job offers LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm mostly on twitter for all the Daves.
Retweeted by dave @JarradTX yuuup“Glassjaw sucks and theyre problematic” Their ig story the next day: https://t.co/azlutHCIvT
Retweeted by dave“How did you know I’m a cancer?” https://t.co/QAeHBfXuNXThis is a war crime https://t.co/Fa2ELIYzJG @minadelphia @blushpaintbrush @ZakkGarcia @RendertheBooty this absolutely killed meStill dying at how we ended up talking about Yoda’s dick size and if baby yoda shits during my last stream https://t.co/sqfeFISaUS
Retweeted by daveshoutout @blushpaintbrush @ZakkGarcia @RendertheBooty just vibing with our collective 2 brain cells in discord and… https://t.co/DOJwSTOKE1
Retweeted by dave @imbabyfr :)i present to you: tall dave https://t.co/BRF6Pq7ijj @babysharkjoz i was wearing a sweater :(I am tired of this world https://t.co/EFE6HOmVn3 @MissingxSpaces @babysharkjoz short on short crimecan't stop thinking about buckfast https://t.co/LwMc5iUIa9 @hyjjus My roommate :( @hyjjus Hey it’s not me @babysharkjoz COME ON2020's most precious moment https://t.co/ErtsKK3aYQ
Retweeted by dave @firelorddani damn I’m sorry @firelorddani baby that’s your upper lip @Wysman4 😂 @airbagged it's all fun and games til https://t.co/zzJQBW9cZ2
Retweeted by dave2:30am pickle https://t.co/PUgcV1EJGGI’m getting absolutely dragged by my “friends” https://t.co/aIeNrPlX5JThis is @airbagged https://t.co/MLWbcVOlEn
Retweeted by davefalling off cliffs in genshin w @cumbcore and @babysharkjoz https://t.co/fUunbZ4RcZ
Retweeted by dave @spleenXpuncher @babysharkjoz @minadelphia @cumbcore tHaNk YoU fOr ThE fOLloW @minadelphia @cumbcore @babysharkjoz You missed the voice mod for you @MissingxSpaces It’s all ppl who get paid $10 for articles about the band “khaki cuffs” or YouTubing one Japanese b… https://t.co/kurZ9QCpAaah yes and the casual racism. what a time... https://t.co/kXMjpI309bbeing mean on Twitter is fun, wtf is wrong with y’allTim's Counterattack ~Beyond the Tim~ https://t.co/1QvPqvcqsz
Retweeted by daveimagine if i get arrested because people in my house are illegally downloading TENET https://t.co/vFPn56bHjb @_artud2_ https://t.co/1YmHlsZ6fEThis is the best playlist on Spotify https://t.co/Z3v3UmUHUc @natexhate Beautiful @954jeffx LMAOlemme guess u like brand new https://t.co/ATN3qCKYLT
Retweeted by daveSuper Nintendo World opens in Japan on Feb 4th https://t.co/A2kNEjBt83
Retweeted by davefound this pic of @airbagged while deleting 10,000 photos https://t.co/sGqfZ9KAE9
Retweeted by daveReminder https://t.co/UZCM8tVu3a https://t.co/rBBpt3wH75
Retweeted by davehttps://t.co/kPYAZFW9Qr @airbagged “hows tmobile going” https://t.co/e68GhwxAQ5
Retweeted by dave @heliotropix Not someone named ”Casey Frey’s first wife” coming for me when there’s a vine of him saying transphobi… https://t.co/ZldprpoZZi @heliotropix Pop punk kids are rapists do I need to keep rewording it?Whores and gentlemen, we got em https://t.co/NvWnMkWXj4 @954jeffx Prolly the sound of their own voice just cause they love to hear themselves talk
Retweeted by davewhat the hell pc kids listen to cause they hate everything good
Retweeted by dave @AtYourMercyx Every “own” just makes me laugh @x_Nostromo I.... I can’t rememberYorKE @OATMlLKLATTE I fucking ... knew itlove u...... https://t.co/YoCqiqlHwCPlease post my sexy mugshot next I beg you“Haha airbagged looks like Thom Yorker” Ok and https://t.co/7psPPK8fde @OATMlLKLATTE @misterminsoo The hardcore scene is unwelcoming to the hardcore scene LOLdave this is profoundly racist against italian POC https://t.co/SNwh68AgFb
Retweeted by dave @OATMlLKLATTE They should say it with their chest https://t.co/imukZylJn9 @JordanXJenkins I’m definitely in the bathroom doing coke and itching to go to the barYou shouldn’t even be allowed To talk about music if you’re an adult actively in a pop band just my two cents
Retweeted by daveGlassjaw this.. Glassjaw that.. why don’t you try to Worship and Tribute some bitches https://t.co/JoADtSXT6i
Retweeted by davewhat they doing in there https://t.co/lfnpFy61h7somehow I think everyone posting dogshit today is Italianhe knew I was going through them tweets to deep fry that ass https://t.co/CC0bc4jExBLadies and gentlemen, Your Pussy of the Year https://t.co/m3ezSFUQi6yes i said pop punk kids are rapists get the fuck over it bro @MasterPeeeeen surprised they got through all the licensingA classic FINALLY joins the Criterion Collection https://t.co/LnE9dCHWLX @airbagged https://t.co/YjmQwWJu3M
Retweeted by daveok I gotta stop engaging with pop punk twitter cause it’s making me want to tweet reckless shitHot https://t.co/FGUnBemKCClisten we already roasted “I mass follow women and harass them when they unfollow me” godvfwine into oblivion last… https://t.co/GX9WOGR2W8Glassjaw isn’t offensive THIS is offensive: https://t.co/oLzRX2X7km @airbagged https://t.co/DDUiqrbkW0
Retweeted by daveok TANNER https://t.co/S7IbK1NNgn @airbagged https://t.co/tchV1paqhy
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11/30
2020

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