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@redditships I think her suggestions are pretty solid here. No notes. @da_paganicher @redditships We're three separate people (@redditships is two people) and we're friendly internet colleagues :)AITA for my zombie apocalypse "plans"? https://t.co/SJVDnNVxKA https://t.co/hkH6Gv9mwq
11/24
2020
AITA for suggesting my friend date girls if she isn't attracted to guys? https://t.co/1qURpo6cQC https://t.co/FCxyV0C8Le @featherfusions @redditships This response killed me https://t.co/KtfDNAWvTDAITA for leaving the call when my brother announced that his gf is pregnant? https://t.co/oQvVi0Aalo https://t.co/2GU5onK0OL
11/23
2020
AITA for doubting my sister in law? https://t.co/e6wEvcIZ4p https://t.co/kqaAclBvvA @lizzyf101 This is what my spouse said.AITA for "ruining" the rice that my boyfriend cooks with by consolidating the multiple bags of rice which he claims… https://t.co/PYcEjZAmEkHonestly this doesn't seem like a great investment for you https://t.co/TGz43TiRGIAITA for leaving my husband in the grocery store because he started acting like a toddler? https://t.co/65jDnNG9iG https://t.co/Wy7LF9p9ZI
11/20
2020
AITA for preferring to watch a movie with my younger daughter instead of my older? https://t.co/4JA2Mia9fv https://t.co/NIt7rVmkXC @TheDuckMane @such_hockey_wow Hello Discord *waves*
11/19
2020
@DonutInterns I am adorableAITA For Refusing To Crochet Something For My Brother's Future Baby After Years Of Teasing? https://t.co/jIPiYgQy9k https://t.co/crkGf1UylfAITA for not wanting to get rid of the anime body pillow that saved my marriage? https://t.co/pqrYd0YmWw https://t.co/arHmUABDIp
11/18
2020
AITA for reporting a co-worker for accidental nudity which led to her being fired? https://t.co/aFvNkvyJVZ https://t.co/38IczcWhaYAITA for keeping a crude trophy my brothers and friends gave me to celebrate my wife's pregnancy?… https://t.co/lgFOVMOeyN
11/17
2020
AITA for taking back my nephews Christmas present and giving it to my son? https://t.co/QtgQ7hcqQt https://t.co/t4PPuBSfDG
11/16
2020
@DonutInterns Did you just drop your phone in the toilet?AITA for wearing a "sexual" hairstyle? [removed] https://t.co/bANhhGbJJM https://t.co/Esjx5W1P8l
11/14
2020
It's nice when they're self aware. https://t.co/YSi12BJetT @DafuqTeddy @redditships I have not @redditships I have a minion in my car...I don't need that image in my head. @hodgman @joshtpm @TPM I'm here if you you want to kill two birds with one stone. https://t.co/tEngQpvlswUPDATE (at original link) https://t.co/5iq5I8eVSzAITA for shitting on my sister's "tradition" when it's not really a tradition? https://t.co/s5PJgnqISM https://t.co/JgPMy2rDCxUsually when I wake up to a bunch of DMs on this account it's something terrible. It was refreshing to wake up to t… https://t.co/0amjFPN6UfUPDATE https://t.co/jAqLFsM7Cw https://t.co/CIKolsKPma
11/13
2020
AITA for telling my mom I'm not making her choose because I'm happy to be left out https://t.co/m73jbLxBp2 https://t.co/9nTYTkQk2F
11/12
2020
AITA for thinking my nephew should share his lottery winnings with me? (I bought the ticket).… https://t.co/0fnpiBZix2 @BadLegalTakes https://t.co/oQwBWCnOtMUPDATE https://t.co/XM32KcZFfLAITA for making my husband take over for a day so I can play video games? https://t.co/70EYeDeMYn https://t.co/a811GRE8mP
11/11
2020
AITA for not liking how my girlfriend dresses for work? https://t.co/2tPMxEaaQC https://t.co/d7TX5bYgzWAITA for telling my wife that if she doesn't want me in the delivery room she can find someone else to drive her to… https://t.co/JzIEVUtTs5 @DonutInterns Unanimous death by lasagna
11/10
2020
AITA for only preparing keto meals for my family? https://t.co/Y3UbyYhVc1 https://t.co/WGUdktaUhOAITA for inviting a guy friend to try an upscale restaurant with me because my boyfriend will only eat fine dining… https://t.co/HxGeV7RfYJ
11/9
2020
I did not google the firetruck game before posting this. FML I'm sorry.
11/8
2020
@DonutInterns Enjoy!AITA for telling my GF that she should stop spending so much time with her half brother? https://t.co/MKKyTwA1ph https://t.co/sz560BBPTlAITA for financially favoring one grandchild because DIL aired my personal business? https://t.co/dcjuW4WlJ6 https://t.co/J89Bb51iP3 @DonutInterns https://t.co/W7dhMOLwkTAITA for eating scrambled eggs toastless? https://t.co/hO2I6w1KiS https://t.co/azJeXW3Ktr
11/7
2020
@legaladvice_txt I'm wondering what you're doing with an axe that would make someone consider it a firearm. @redditships We really wereAITA for sending a 'sexy' orc photo to my friend who is married? https://t.co/UgjPk3wThx https://t.co/ZlQH3sfah5As a reminder, this is a thread that exists https://t.co/n0G7NKiVbD @corvidcoasters It happens to the best of us (even me)
11/6
2020
AITA for getting mad that my "Daughters Boyfriend" got her a new and bigger bed? https://t.co/pXr21fTBTg https://t.co/HBzZu3CrtMAITA for forgetting my wife's birthday after six years of marriage? https://t.co/GJ3t7xiFTh https://t.co/KdjBqQVcuu
11/5
2020
AITA for accidently eating someones lunch at work? https://t.co/1Kavgflcoi https://t.co/2TuSLZQAJm @DonutInterns I 💚 pangolins
11/4
2020
@akfirefly76 https://t.co/NCP8jHBz2oAITA for telling my wife I don’t want to look at her boudoir photos? https://t.co/Yb8knFmxUJ https://t.co/PeenfspOFOSEXY POTATO III https://t.co/vFD5mBfy8w
11/3
2020
AITA for calling my white girlfriend a "mayo mamma"? https://t.co/0F62pyUMPW https://t.co/qflJ2isoUYHi, can you share pictures of your pets in costumes? Thanks!
Retweeted by Am I the Asshole?AITA for ruining my sister's wedding by being "actively bisexual"? https://t.co/RbPuz4azER https://t.co/UyQd6yzDAi
10/31
2020
AITA: I made my husband pay all the vet bills because he blamed his stinky farts on the dog and caused unnecessary… https://t.co/snDK6bABsFAITA for not splitting the money? https://t.co/sehjS5GDTP https://t.co/O2MLqmSfoz @AITA_Reddit_Bot I mean...if she snapped at you for murdering your wife and kids... @angelt18 @briskide I meant more that nobody deserves anything that's happening right now, but here we are @briskide That's 2020 for youAITA for drinking cow рiss, yes i drank cow urine https://t.co/JYWO9X6gke https://t.co/jsAs2gmmTB
10/30
2020
@redditships https://t.co/VSGAu0oOQi @DonutInterns @whats1more Yeah! They thought it was funny (as did I) but had no idea why they'd said it. @DonutInterns @whats1more Once my spouse in the middle of the night said "Oh cool, a Bob-omb" https://t.co/u3GlRQise8 @legaladvice_txt D&D @redditships NO. STOP.AITA for arguing with my wife over what she says in her sleep? https://t.co/0JMpMXqizG https://t.co/7Ry22kh0mQ
10/29
2020
@redditships One doctor not knowing one resident is hardly telling, but if those hours don't add up, there should b… https://t.co/zAfjufOSP3 @LikeVerySmart It amuses me that there are still people who think I'm a bot.
10/28
2020
AITA for telling my brother I will not be watching his kids anymore? https://t.co/wV2jetwlp0 https://t.co/BY9AAYIVZ6Actual photo of me https://t.co/pkr4fJQyNZAITA For Saying My Wife Has a "Wonderful Personality"? https://t.co/vPyecKd20G https://t.co/DhIbRv22Ka @BohemianEden Thankfully no. @duncanr2 @DonutInterns https://t.co/7lP8aLf6tAAITA for accidentally “giving” my MIL shroom chocolate? https://t.co/9j6y7Ff5IF https://t.co/NuZTrlHUX3
10/27
2020
@DonutInterns I don't wanna jinx it, bit we're at 100%AITA for feeling offended when someone implied I was a criminal? https://t.co/TnhxgBcIqd https://t.co/9aRYIrXFq2 @BillieKat44 Yes. Never caught in the act. No cats, but I would definitely eat a cat too. @designerscott I have never been caught in the act, but I display the tell-tale signs of TP bits in my jowls. I ha… https://t.co/SzMFFwhKlEAITA* for eating toilet paper? *12F, canine @Tamishu @DonutInterns That's a daily occurrence in my house (not just veggies either)AITA For Refusing my SIL's vegetarian "restrictions" https://t.co/fgAmfT8gf7 https://t.co/0wFKvON1Ef @DonutInterns You can't sleep on a story like that. It's gotta be now. @DonutInterns I haven't been posting on Sundays usually but I had an update and a few other good ones today.AITA for refusing to take down my giant penis statue? https://t.co/i22ilf9WCa https://t.co/SX20PMBVy6
10/26
2020
Aita for bringing heirloom vegetables instead of normal vegetables to serve at Christmas? https://t.co/EnXAFwo7NB https://t.co/OKUWDdYtnLSad update https://t.co/4of0stZ9Nz https://t.co/EnUjCzK81L
10/25
2020
@TheDuckMane I thought about it but I figured you'd see it soon anywayAITA for calling out my boyfriend’s duck obsession? https://t.co/xHf9e8a37j https://t.co/JohuDKtepr
10/24
2020
@DonutInterns https://t.co/xD3aJAM7p2 @NerdySnailie https://t.co/pW0it2ssDnUPDATE https://t.co/1cYpX5RZYa https://t.co/M5u8bTjCMz
10/23
2020
@AITA_Reddit_Bot This one's just sad :( @redditships I'm honestly just fascinated that they couldn't taste it.AITA for not being interested in doing the housework? https://t.co/TwyDQ65vu7 https://t.co/hZeM9OyrSU
10/22
2020

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