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@BrownSuddenly @shockvaluecola @such_hockey_wow Folks please https://t.co/7FcgajAyh4
9/26
2020
AITA if I tell people not to donate to my sister's cancer go-fund-me? https://t.co/0uduwZOaeL https://t.co/GFrj6M7xIa
9/25
2020
AITA for not being interested in my daughter's pregnancy? https://t.co/ZuYuWrhKFi https://t.co/RYWWKp1LBDAITA for refusing to learn how to do my girlfriend's laundry? https://t.co/qhiCB2aMGI https://t.co/9tEHVduQuA
9/24
2020
AITA for tailgating a speeding firetruck? https://t.co/O5aKtMAdTJ https://t.co/ILbBbG2Hds
9/23
2020
AITA for abandoning my girlfriend on top of a mountain? https://t.co/joyWKq9YFI https://t.co/tl88GwHuYXBoo, it's happening again. It's turning on and off and skipping. Anyway, thanks to everyone who offered helpful so… https://t.co/CZdEAgqNrj @DanielJ23259114 @RanqueBenoit "percussive engineering"OMG Could it be this simple? I've gotten through two whole songs now and it hasn't shut off. https://t.co/gIAAyG5LjxNot battery saving settings on the phone, or battery optimization in the apps, or background data. :( @AITA_Reddit_Bot LOL, who did this? @TheTrueMrQ Nope @MrsMcFatridge Not that :( @AnneDeeBoBandie Nope, not that. @Tamishu Recommended @patrickamendoza I could do this, but it would destroy my battery. @ted_pen @GimmickAccsOOC OK? It's still annoying to have it pointed out any time I speak about literally anything e… https://t.co/Ne3nTupaTg @ted_pen @GimmickAccsOOC It's like I'm a real person and everything[OFF TOPIC] Potential-asshole enthusiasts, I need tech support and google is not helping me. The Android 11 updat… https://t.co/BjTQ5KeGl6AITA for getting upset at my girlfriend for buying herself a necklace I wanted to get her? https://t.co/vjYwvhIqco https://t.co/yo3UrekHIL
9/22
2020
AITA for telling my wife that it is her fault that we are homeless? https://t.co/uJD3uAE4na https://t.co/8z2GUFicjv
9/21
2020
[NSFW] AITA for telling my coworker to f*ck off for showing me Waluigi Porn? https://t.co/HcFL5TrwGk Click at you… https://t.co/JbmHxHZqvC
9/20
2020
AITA For leaving after my husband for inviting his parents to our 1st wedding anniversary? https://t.co/NClsvdgyoJ https://t.co/NXC6gPXiZFAITA for telling my professor to move on from his wife because it’s affecting our lessons? https://t.co/qoBNN0geA0 https://t.co/csvrSPKm9l
9/19
2020
AITA - Wife got my Sister fired https://t.co/4WyA2L73yK https://t.co/e4VZWwmhYqAITA for telling my gf to act more calmly around my cat? https://t.co/R1Xeverr2o https://t.co/XxhHMd7CtJ
9/18
2020
AITA for laughing at my son's college "plan" in front of his teacher? https://t.co/mr4S0bWeU2 https://t.co/Xsl7dBnLm5AITA for forbidding my roomate from taking my books? (removed) https://t.co/3m7FXbrXSkAITA for calling out my VP of HR for having a McDonald's coffee every morning? https://t.co/ZdBj5LS3KM https://t.co/jUUGFq7ftl
9/17
2020
AITA For telling my wife to "Do it herself" after she volunteered me to help my neighbors again?… https://t.co/QTdElnoiL5AITA for not helping out around the house anymore? https://t.co/qjxyjBEMHg https://t.co/lKJ39DEM8UAITA for refusing to appear on Dr. Phil? https://t.co/UrZMdkZNdO https://t.co/AMzfXQ66qr
9/16
2020
AITA for telling my daughter to cancel her marriage? https://t.co/0mBEI71zSd https://t.co/uMAskvZxCqAITA for saying that an Indian girl was cheating at Scrabble? https://t.co/x8nOAc2ru1 https://t.co/XjtvtnBZLT
9/15
2020
@such_hockey_wow Is it a surprise though?AITA for filing a harassment complaint against my elderly neighbors? https://t.co/q5ojyt2cWK https://t.co/C7QU8pcfde @avatar81 @briskide https://t.co/9CqYWi5G0bAITA for wanting my commission slot back? https://t.co/HDPjd5qO6S https://t.co/X0KRAuaXlH @briskide https://t.co/T4WEOeXEzFAITA for telling my dad to shut up about the panties? https://t.co/knPDrXIFzS https://t.co/Kzhl8NYcKT
9/14
2020
AITA for recording my farts? https://t.co/5CSRXqkFmG https://t.co/MpHcdayca6
9/12
2020
AITA for calling out my daughter’s high school teacher? https://t.co/y47SR9nWeP https://t.co/6e0rTNaZaA
9/11
2020
AITA For Making A Gay Sex Joke? https://t.co/AmEVpGwdxi https://t.co/mBsFq2LCh3AITA for calling my sister out for putting me on a blind date and lying to both of us about it?… https://t.co/pAMniqG1dDAITA for telling my wife that it makes me uncomfortable how much she rubs her pregnant belly?… https://t.co/jWEJmplR3e
9/10
2020
@DonutInterns Who you calling "not as young"? Back in my day...AITA for not letting my daughter wear shorts out unless she shaved her legs? https://t.co/AXRm8RKxsF https://t.co/tooBA8D07BAITA for banning my amazing girlfriend from my parents’ vow renewal ceremony? https://t.co/CxhVZUm73T https://t.co/QJ9UOx6jOlAITA for refusing to give my gf any of my hoodies? https://t.co/R1Y2agiTOa https://t.co/twp1xSOe5Z
9/9
2020
WIBTA if I took action over the way my brother and his wife feed my nephew? https://t.co/gValwU6Udo https://t.co/8GVcVW3d30AITA for telling my partner to tone down their f*cking attitude and show me some respect and gratitude?… https://t.co/mdtFo8QXPk @DonutInterns https://t.co/ZLRdruHpmB
9/8
2020
@mindlessturmoil It's the only sticker I found that covers the judgment and nothing else.AITA for asking my wife not to dress so frumpy and like a mom all the time? https://t.co/eFCcKW90XG https://t.co/WgbmOBeDgDAITA for refusing to buy my fiancee an engagement ring? https://t.co/TsPMV2fatR https://t.co/e23gDwvRRC
9/7
2020
UPDATE (again) https://t.co/tslp7CpmqW https://t.co/lwZFG51cGo
9/6
2020
@DonutInterns @kathrynbuettner Yeah AITA spouse would not be down with me taking advantage of the interns. @DonutInterns https://t.co/JNZ17lYxnaAITA for complaining to the Dunkin manager about a mislabeled coffee? https://t.co/zx9j6qOelr https://t.co/c0mtbgLISM
9/5
2020
AITA for getting angry my girlfriend is wasting my power words on her friends? https://t.co/pSeLeOCn9l https://t.co/2MFyaxlh4A @redditships Transphobe peanut gallery, not even once @such_hockey_wow I didn't delve any further than the snippet on twitter. @such_hockey_wow sighAITA for letting my dog poop in my front yard before I go to work? https://t.co/6I831UmsGY https://t.co/4akxhyOViR
9/4
2020
@redditships https://t.co/TwHetPblob @DonutInterns https://t.co/Yul3apnpYzAITA for refusing to follow my girlfriend’s weird family tradition? https://t.co/CrqAedZlLk https://t.co/DueApavKmNAita For kicking my BIL out of my wedding? https://t.co/bt5GNtdusa https://t.co/TvVplKxIuZWIBTA if I set up my gf to see if she is telling the truth? https://t.co/7dLbr4Mix4 https://t.co/g4xt3919YfTo be clear, you should do this every day. But do it today for me.People, it's my birthday. Be kind to one another. https://t.co/qpZDjQBNDG
9/3
2020
@ClaireWarriorP https://t.co/ylFRxbFn3j @LauraBeljaars I certainly feel like I've aged a lot since the original tweet... @KatLaRonde Nope! Didn't know til today that we shared a birthday! She may or may not have answered a question about my child once.... @RevMrDoc https://t.co/S8yji5m0zk @FelixTheFrCat https://t.co/1LVJ1NVjX0AITA for refusing to change even though I was apparently making someone seriously uncomfortable?… https://t.co/rWj7x1ydyOUPDATE https://t.co/1nA3zQntHT https://t.co/0OKRQKNUNq @Maybe_Nicola https://t.co/c4hbHNAqWsAita for telling a mom she doesn’t make the rules in my classroom? https://t.co/lKWdlmddzY https://t.co/ztZpHSCDQc @caseyjacketta @Illuminidol No but now I want one @eyy0g @_ErikKerns https://t.co/scuuDij6n2 @SovanJedi Sadly no @_ErikKerns Sadly no @disco_vision https://t.co/5vePU7ENjy @yeddofon https://t.co/sL4lUW4SG8 @lizzyf101 https://t.co/MWVckpCsDAIt's that time again! https://t.co/X7i3sVCLQ9
9/2
2020
AITA for telling my GF she’s not healthy? https://t.co/q41eAC4Kud https://t.co/KLYIDPVZRgAITA for wanting to keep my wedding dress? https://t.co/UH9LvmENPF https://t.co/gqMFnNPBJa @DonutInterns Yeah you try providing medical treatment to several different species, none of whom can talk to you a… https://t.co/6pNlnmxzLeAITA: My roomate is not talking to be because she caught me feeding her dog "too much food". https://t.co/F3ShDz3yEz https://t.co/L4WbarZOUm @RhyanaShah208 @DonutInterns I think the times are roughly based on my day, because I'm on east coast US time.
9/1
2020
AITA for making-out with my wife at my child's wedding? https://t.co/0JqwDOOdLG https://t.co/OqxoL36SsR @duncanr2 @DonutInterns Haha, I do occasionally respond from my personal account but it's not that often. @DonutInterns I only have a secondary account for AITA things. @AITA_reddit Well, at least she isn’t doing this while cave diving. https://t.co/wTOdbiXF4z
Retweeted by Am I the Asshole? @DonutInterns I misread this and was momentarily horrified that people weren't washing their hands.AITA for comparing drugs to my girlfriends hobby? https://t.co/LpDTl3KxXJ https://t.co/c10437RVLKWIBTA if I requested that guests not wear any jewellery at my wedding? https://t.co/PsCamj1tQK https://t.co/qp3kL74Avs
8/31
2020

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