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AITA for making a deal with my MIL which lead to her never meeting my children? https://t.co/NIvJGDzPo2 https://t.co/YJvw7v3OgX
5/7
2021
AITA (27M) for not paying for my GF (28F) to come on my family's vacation even though I could easily afford to?… https://t.co/jMIwABMj2q
5/5
2021
AITA for being upset my husband "upgraded" my engagement ring and changing it back? https://t.co/Nw6IIgdvoW https://t.co/EN3kpBWvAA
5/4
2021
@StephBencin Airing of grievances is like the opposite of an apology dinner. @nwbvt It's gonna have to be a potluck with this many people...I actually didn't realize it had gone quite that far. https://t.co/HwLbESSTYn
5/1
2021
@DonutInterns Oh yeah definitely cranberries @DonutInterns Works with ham and cheese. Apples can go in chicken salad sometimes too.AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop using my bathroom? https://t.co/UaRFGNIL73 https://t.co/UoQxhEPT98
4/30
2021
AITA for insisting that a NUDE drawing be removed, when I have a personal connection? https://t.co/GpkbYkABr1 https://t.co/XeLXDLMHyH @DonutInterns But I can think of some people who owe me an apology dinnerAITA for arranging potluck for my sister's Apology Dinner? https://t.co/frOTCDM6Qm https://t.co/QdholZ1rTm
4/29
2021
AITA for moving in a roommate without my wife being involved? https://t.co/DOmYQ8l9nG https://t.co/26ZYHpyWVM
4/27
2021
AITA for having my bosses mother removed by security from our workplace? https://t.co/2flL0HqpIl https://t.co/SLnySkfayH
4/23
2021
@redditships No to all of this WTFIf you post on r/AmITheAsshole about these people, what are the odds of you being the asshole? via r/dataisbeautifu… https://t.co/V0wLHMOpXn @_sulak_ @DonutInterns I write 4s that way too
4/22
2021
AITA for not thinking to cover my dressform before hopping onto an emergency Zoom call? https://t.co/1kTQyDz58N https://t.co/W4fu1Stuno @DonutInterns 2021 me gets more sleep but is also heavier and slower, so nobody wins
4/21
2021
@DonutInterns Watching or making?AITA for making a punny "wall of shame" for people who stole from my mom's garden? https://t.co/w5Gutrh9Dk https://t.co/ZonPRRd4hI
4/20
2021
AITA for enforcing my kid's friend's to follow the same phone rules as our kids? https://t.co/V4L7KfxMBf https://t.co/iXsxmL0qgl
4/17
2021
UPDATE https://t.co/Rbxc2DV3xD https://t.co/bXC3z9JkIj
4/16
2021
AITA for threatening to kick out my sister in law after she became vegan? https://t.co/WskxP2XKYI https://t.co/ED4YRzgMaD
4/14
2021
@DonutInterns I've definitely forgotten how to people. And I wasn't even very good at it to begin with.
4/12
2021
AITA for telling my girlfriend I don’t have time for chores? https://t.co/pD5f979BuX https://t.co/RIhcB9e4K9
4/10
2021
AITA for "snitching" on a coworker for spitting on a customer's food? https://t.co/DPye4xx7H6 https://t.co/8Lbl1vBbQTAITA for calling out my kids’ future stepmom for treating me like a surrogate? https://t.co/O9XAn42cEu https://t.co/TqH8Y5Nn1q
4/9
2021
AITA for asking for compensation for something my kid destroyed? https://t.co/kmEbn9PTlP https://t.co/prytld4iDn
4/8
2021
@DonutInterns Oops have a random meme https://t.co/qepu5iWF1cAITA For no longer making my husband sandwiches to take to work after discovering he was selling them?… https://t.co/bFW4iZZeQX @such_hockey_wow @redditships Well I kind of felt bad for him at first but not anymore.AITA for not answering any contact from work while on maternity leave? https://t.co/2PYj4Jncp5 https://t.co/2doEsqnvBJ
4/7
2021
AITA For Refusing to pay for my husband's meal at the restaurant? https://t.co/1G31aSfq67 https://t.co/rrXnVZLzXa
4/5
2021
@TheShannlee @RAO_Sunshine NOAITA For refusing to let me boss inspect my bathroom usage? https://t.co/F3KnNGlrd9 https://t.co/5f3GIe7npX @PAcat15 Ok but I actually want this @FuckingAGuys @timehop had this fake ad today https://t.co/GTzAS3gx9A @ilram07 Update: I shared this with my spouse and they said "You have a bad sense of humor." @ilram07 Love itI love harmless internet April Fools jokes. Please share any good ones you see!AITA For refusing to stop putting out food for the ducks and geese in my neighborhood? https://t.co/RGRWawxwoL https://t.co/kBKZOPrwJe
4/1
2021
@usernamejill @DonutInterns I want a forsythia! @DonutInterns Shit. Have some daffodils. https://t.co/0suDGIwTanAITA For Calling The Police On My Husband? https://t.co/48vZbfZB6d https://t.co/I58YBoBIIBAITA: For blowing up at my wife after what she did at my workplace? https://t.co/JZW1LfSgXA https://t.co/KgseZ6pDSZ
3/30
2021
@redditships As a parent, newborns are screaming potatoes.AITA for not allowing BF’s kids in my apartment? https://t.co/KdIuuIi359 https://t.co/0bBE1GFGNm
3/29
2021
@DonutInterns AITA child has still not adapted
3/28
2021
@DonutInterns @legaladvice_txt There's a copy in the comments
3/27
2021
@DonutInterns It certainly canAITA for firing an employee in the group text? https://t.co/q9iREtx0Dd https://t.co/7gxGYH2WnY
3/26
2021
@ncturnalnights Read my mindSorry folks. I was in a rush and wasn't thinking. Cw/tw for rape and pedophilia at the link.I'm also just learning about this. Check out the link for more info: https://t.co/5I5jbYxoCa https://t.co/0FSUyFDkLK @legaladvice_txt https://t.co/eeEAP4Q9sx @boltsbucsbabe Maybe after the second shot @ChrisTaps0 Sadly no.(Breaking "character" as I am in fact a 3d human being but) I got my 1st vaccine today and I am excited!
3/24
2021
WIBTA if I started charging my husband "admin fees"? https://t.co/AltxbdKknG https://t.co/4yuGsvPlwj
3/23
2021
AITA for speaking out over my gfs zoom call with her boss to say she is lying about drugs when she is studying to b… https://t.co/BbpfbsxJQH
3/20
2021
AITA ? My wife is invasive so I told her to do chores when she claimed she was trying to be supportive?… https://t.co/Xos944tWHJ
3/19
2021
@redditships https://t.co/K7M1iIjXmE
3/17
2021
AITA for bringing my girlfriend to son's wedding even though she wasn't invited? https://t.co/TR3qcAlPkW https://t.co/6a2pUM8B7EAITA for feeding earwax to my cat? https://t.co/asWuW4HZXv https://t.co/ThxyD3xmw6
3/16
2021
@DonutInterns No butI have accidentally "liked" things on this account that I meant to like on my personal account. @Upritchard @DonutInterns @such_hockey_wow Didn't scroll down far enough before I responded. Should have said speaking for myself. @Upritchard @DonutInterns @such_hockey_wow Yes
3/15
2021
AITA for not grabbing something off a tall shelf for a short girl at the grocery store because I don’t work there?… https://t.co/phlWs7Y2q0
3/13
2021
AITA for making a fake stock portfolio for my wife? https://t.co/IQ3DbsYWaS https://t.co/rpUkqKb7E1
3/11
2021
AITA for screaming at my roommate for accidentally poisoning me? https://t.co/7vtpxMyKAJ https://t.co/emnQ6bzStYAITA for gamifying our flea infestation? https://t.co/h5ESNLcGPN https://t.co/YYNBbIp9zJ
3/10
2021
By popular demand. Please see previous content warnings. https://t.co/2ZdonuwIy0AITA for not answering / correcting patients when they dont call my by my title? https://t.co/Loa1sLx2vw https://t.co/yPWo0nzqkT @DonutInterns This is my favorite poll
3/9
2021
I know this is a typo but I really want them to be an immortal being. https://t.co/6FSUVmd0DgAITA for not saying "quack" when I fart? https://t.co/9Y3yG2prEn https://t.co/oYBuVAd5ORAITA for giving my MIL a Jersey Mike's sub? https://t.co/pZ4LbYAF5W https://t.co/57Pgd6zOYU
3/8
2021
@briskide @redditships Thankfully I've also been pretty busy. You're welcome. @briskide @redditships Oh no! I'm so sorry that's happening to you. What the hell is wrong with people?
3/6
2021
AITA for secretly having a key copied to get a friend pranked? https://t.co/bszA9PzWNb https://t.co/U2gHD5t6dLAITA I'm an HOA president and we are making all of our residents keep their garage doors open from 8 am to 5 pm?… https://t.co/ydFo4Z4uJf
3/5
2021
AITA for regulating the temperature of our household thermostat? https://t.co/k8Hy5lptv1 https://t.co/lvpeKscwzPAITA for announcing the birth of our baby over Facebook? https://t.co/oIg7HqBNOD https://t.co/Z1YH0kc8N1
3/3
2021
AITA for assuming which name belonged to the human and which one belonged to the dog? https://t.co/EdEv30wiIo https://t.co/m7x87k9Zy7
3/2
2021
AITA for not letting a woman have the seat next to me on the plane? https://t.co/Z6wnpPTMnk https://t.co/y4phMTBaK8
3/1
2021
@ship_shipwreck @KateERyan https://t.co/w0PCVbGt98
2/28
2021
The discourse currently chapping my ass is the screeching about including the arts in the COVID relief bill. Yeah.… https://t.co/W5Uw1BWjw4
Retweeted by Am I the Asshole?AITA For Telling My GF When She Can Shower? https://t.co/0yHukl1ftr https://t.co/DyVpsjK5w3
2/27
2021
AITA for keeping my One Direction bathroom decor? https://t.co/nJn9eIBDxr https://t.co/ARUjppCGtc
2/26
2021
AITA for laughing at my co-worker's call with Dick? https://t.co/a6MYldSCD5 https://t.co/C3T31NDX18 @DonutInterns @redditships I haven't had time to catch up on this yet but my notifications are wild. https://t.co/cPCHk79ADO @elyxyze The time that all good bussiness deals are made
2/25
2021
@DonutInterns True. I shouldn't scoff at a potential bussiness deal.This is a bad idea https://t.co/YUnkz9iYFD
2/24
2021
AITA for asking my roommate to be more polite toward my guests? https://t.co/rbUvuT0DGH https://t.co/UdUDNjZl9s
2/23
2021
AITA for asking my wife to poop earlier in the day so we can enjoy our evenings together uninterrupted?… https://t.co/zvtoCvlWOF
2/20
2021
AITA for telling my roommate he can't have a "red room"? https://t.co/FdEjo36CFU https://t.co/FtVSrzrGGpJust got this via text and it may be my favorite @EffinBirds https://t.co/VMXXyeqWqdMeant to post the top comment as well because it cracked* me up (*pun not intended) https://t.co/GnbLf2vdGR
2/18
2021

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