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kai - ฯ‡ - 26 - that's the face of someone who'll get beans on your collage ๐Ÿ’›โ˜€๏ธ

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Joined Twitter 7/24/13


Are they kidding me? Do I really have to start buying kpop again? https://t.co/AgBZAewyqQ @bigbang Getting blacklisted, I'm still laughing. @jisoupy this tweeted me back to 2010 omgPpl will shit on cats but love Hamilton like rum tum tugger wouldnโ€™t fucking destroy thomas jefferson in hand to hand combat
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠnever seen Hamilton but this is my favorite post https://t.co/Oin3iwPvuc
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @GangCane Your :3 faces are so topnotch.MAG147 - Jon n the girls #s4SPOILERS #MagnusPod https://t.co/mghZqJFLH0
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Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @secondubly Ngl I wish I was that kid what a fucking legend.i love those pics of idols going to the army because it's always "we're gonna touch your bald head, all of us". @Kydrasaur @fairydropart i love this lil buddy so much @nhigiri I am merely a spy among their ranks @nhigiri Jokes reliant on the use of soundclips or which borderline more into short film length, dancing videos, reโ€ฆ https://t.co/iAff0tVX8P
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2020
@nhigiri Original joke content that is reliant on a good punchline or an odd happening, often in absurdist humor. Tโ€ฆ https://t.co/HeSVJBIjLiHave me waxing poetic about my baby with my child yelling in the background https://t.co/n9hUew5Rb6Like... is it just me or is this a very oddly worded, well-intentioned reply. It rly made me feel like garbage fsr. https://t.co/u2tPQGOjcA @risouchu The tone was very odd like, you think that's a normal thing to say lmao. So weird. @khunfessions I'm just like.. "I know?", like huh? What the hell? @taemin No, exactly like.. what the fuck my dude?I posted in that game Kind Words about how I'm struggling with my body and someone actually wrote back "If you wantโ€ฆ https://t.co/uGM73GqoOG @chlorifiedblood this tiktok came to mind https://t.co/PpFEIbCkqj
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @xradiostatic i had this and fsr the watermelon was superior i cant explain itwhy does my cat look like a goombasea shanties https://t.co/qQcpT4W30iAs if God knows my fucking computer is done, RPG Maker is on sale for 80% off.would anyone like some fruit cutting asmr..... https://t.co/A0ESMZWHb4
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠi'm just vibrating at how much I can do right now? @bigbang Thank you for your contribution, now, please leave.MY PC IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND RUNS SO FAST AND SHE CAN DO COOL BOUNCY LIGHTS AND I LOVE HER @jagerbott Oh god that phrasing took me to a place I didn't care for ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญi was thinking about this in the toilet Wei Wuxianโ€™s stages of life #้ญ”้“็ฅ–ๅธซ #mdzs https://t.co/i9NWisXV4q
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠI only need one splitter so I can hook up the rest of the RGB but she's so clean and my brother was very proud of hโ€ฆ https://t.co/neg6X7aDAdVery proud of myself for breaking open the cable gutters and doing all this cable work by myself. Now all that's leโ€ฆ https://t.co/OyML8kHFnNfat roll https://t.co/vt2qO3zcH6
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠSHE LIVES https://t.co/yHuhkPpPw3PC BUILDING IS A GO TODAY @milkyeggie i was about to say "you didnt make him ksoo did u" @pluhmmjelly omgggThis is an absolute cinematic masterpiece: the visuals, the sound, the push, the throw, the hit, the celebration evโ€ฆ https://t.co/BSLS7cOZYS
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @Kydrasaur Yes, definitely. @pluhmmjelly GIVE SCRITCHESThis one is rather accurate and it is also one of my favourite aestheticslly pleasing things. https://t.co/AKV4qLzYqZI just got result 'street lights reflecting on wet asphalt at night' on quiz 'which aesthetically pleasing, ultra sโ€ฆ https://t.co/610X2GtaNDoh to be a little froggy vibing https://t.co/dq7WIdPeAs
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠi lost -50 hp but boosted my stamina stat https://t.co/Hd5F98vkCM
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @charmophron old cat in box, what crimes will he commit ๐Ÿ’•fuck america happy birthday to apollo ONLY!!!!! https://t.co/veEKraBrWq
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @Kydrasaur I really hope so. This is the most I've been at war with my body in years.. @Kydrasaur Yeah I live by myself, and I should be cutting off access to it but i find myself relying on it so muchโ€ฆ https://t.co/14TrXiyjCD
7/5
2020
@nhigiri NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RETURN IT TO GOD @_BEPS1 the pic of ur dad under that blanket.... truly an icon.. @nhigiri Clams are fucking weird i hate it when they hang out of their shell like get back in there u slimy bastard @secondubly That sounds fucking amazing tbh. Honestly, my character now is like "I do.. this much damage.. plus thiโ€ฆ https://t.co/U29mXfeB1Zthem https://t.co/NnxqZJD1o4
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠi play a battle master fighter with magic weapons and 3 terrible feats that is as far as i will fucking goyou cannot make me play pathfinder i can't count for shit @nhigiri Our sound is just very wet @nhigiri Uhhh, this is me and Brad and this is our experimental ska-band Meat Lungs.https://t.co/Titxhsvx89
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @CamilleDoesDND Honestly I love both lmao @CamilleDoesDND Oh my god these are so beautiful???Today's the day where I get to celebrate Hotmeat89 instead of this country, I'm fucking stoked https://t.co/ap8HHCulZ7
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠso you've seen a tv-show, right? https://t.co/kGy4ufNTc8 https://t.co/cIGinSui28And I'm mentally spiraling and I don't know how to handle thaaaaaaat. Fantastic.Garfield being known as "Lasagnyan" in Japan makes me forget all my current problems. That's such a big-brained namโ€ฆ https://t.co/6Xlfrw0yDU
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @iluvdying damn, ppl truly love bugs.If you hate Human fighters get out of my gaaaaaaaaaaaaameMy first attempt at a meme. Just woke up thinking about this โš”๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ #dnd #gamenight #5e #charactersheetโ€ฆ https://t.co/ICeaY7nHAh
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠI feel like I just got my driver's license and I am ready to drive but the highway is on fire. I honestly don't know what to do anymore.Really not vibing with what is going on in TTRPG twitter atm. Not because I don't agree but boy the stress of it isโ€ฆ https://t.co/bF5JcYBFPlanimal crossing marshal https://t.co/PnGWjWJ7PR
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @iluvdying Who the fuck are the beatles @bigbang The BWC was from 2016/7 and was mostly Europe and Asia iirc. The MCH was similar. @iluvdying I agree with you though! Tbh, I love the brand of humor of making absurd claims, but you gotta know whatโ€ฆ https://t.co/OyVfMAZKK7I don't have to clown hamilton fans they do it for me. https://t.co/vKUbPMzNgl @iluvdying I mean i like sealioning when its among friends, and they seem good friends. I can't rly judge I calleโ€ฆ https://t.co/lDXrMKor02๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ https://t.co/rNJmg4eY5P
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @xradiostatic The meow meow's have rapped their bad revolution songs at me too much. https://t.co/7vMdhuJFGUsoft ignoct ko-fi request ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ https://t.co/X1uWTniePZ
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Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠsehun please love me i am also gay and a top so this will work i promise. @parasucos i love this man with my entire being i would risk it all for himThese are the best photos I've ever seen. https://t.co/JDjTnuiiQi
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Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠMARTIN: A little bit of that funky lo-fi goodness.
Retweeted by demolitions expert daniel jacobi ๐ŸŠ @seasidecave Good good yeet grandpa. Love him.
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