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I judge harshly and often.

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Joined Twitter 2/14/11


@danblackroyd @snackvampire There are so many (how can I put this nicely? OK I can’t) stupid people though. If it t… https://t.co/cYrEcREI47 @BenjySarlin @joshtpm Just one poll/it’s early/no likely voter screen caveats aside, if Biden were really up 6 pts… https://t.co/uKY46JgQ7O @SykesCharlie Just one poll/early/no likely voter screen caveats aside, if Biden were really up 6 pts in FLORIDA, the race would be over. @xenocryptsite When this horrible era is finally over the last thing most of us will want to see is a film about it.
4/6
2020
@jbarro This has always been the problem with Aaron Sorkin scripts. Not only do his characters all speak as if they… https://t.co/YlbjuzUUOt @theferocity Any film where people congregate is now a period piece. @awards_watch and they’re both nude @rilaws If it was released in 2009 though no way was she beating Sandy. @theferocity https://t.co/XXxkEknu81 @nathanielr @mavericksmovies Yeah I’d bet hard on Glory, which managed to win THREE Oscars even without a Best Picture nomination. @TyeGrr87 @JAMNPP There's no man bun in the Tom Holland video. The common theme here is incredible backs. @ForecasterEnten “Let‘s get after it?” I think Chris Cuomo is rubbing off on you. 😋 @neeratanden The Safdie Brothers, for all the anxiety
4/5
2020
@realjoshkoenig @ebruenig @maxberger @mattyglesias The national polls were actually better/more accurate than the state polls FWIW. @JAMNPP And of course, he’s wearing it in Italy 😬
4/4
2020
@SamuelAAdams https://t.co/HM1yeKW0SK @adamjmoussa Can SO relate to that feeling of trying to look like you’re not looking while being consumed by lust. @Knibbs @clairemcnear OK super late quarantine reaction to this but KATE WAS 100% CORRECT. 😋 Smooth put Santana/ Su… https://t.co/8Z42TAu73KThe Safdie Brothers, for all the anxiety https://t.co/mHUe3MhdeB
4/3
2020
@NextBestPicture Arrest him @RosieGray @marcatracy BSB were first, sold more records, were more famous internationally, and I Want It That Way… https://t.co/9cSkviJUn7 @RafiDAngelo Defending myself to the unemployment officer https://t.co/LRzHHp7Qeu @JAMNPP It would be such a great public service during these difficult times. @AsiaChloeBrown Backstreet Boys DID mop the floor with NSYNC. @JAMNPP They should just fuck and let all of us watch. @jacksonisaacson @AsInMarx A whole meal @lindaholmes @gwiss @saxetniniltiac Looking back, it so should’ve won the Oscar.
4/2
2020
@_jarking The kink in the North! @jbouie What happens to the entire Pre-Crime project when the three pre-cogs die? @geoffreyvs @joshtpm @JohnJHarwood Correction: it's 51% approval on handling coronavirus, but his overall job approval is 48%. @KFILE Rich Lowry will now tweet laughable praise for De Santis for doing this. @mattyglesias @byHeatherLong Trump/the GOP not caring at all about seniors (with these checks, with saying that old… https://t.co/vc0FF18SIyMy heart is fucking broken https://t.co/5pitQbVpSL
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @ForecasterEnten @TylerDinucci Gets less attention but the congressional ballot polls have been great for Dems for… https://t.co/7lhrJFKxDs @TheAcademy https://t.co/SX2LvYMJPA
4/1
2020
Ridge Forrester on The Bold and the Beautiful (1990 - 1999) https://t.co/CbY6X5jgTS @ztsamudzi There are SO many hot/shirtless scenes with him on Riverdale.If only there was some kind of role in society, some sort of profession, whose role it was to determine the facts o… https://t.co/qwz08N2nBR
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3/31
2020
@awards_watch you have done the lord's work 🙏 @awards_watch @zak_brigman WHERE is this from? @nataliesurely For someone with Trevor Donovan’s body, it is. @Thirdmanmovies @MarkHarrisNYCGen Z will NEVER understand how good the previous generation of boy bands were https://t.co/Cd7zhcFqWZ
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @gelliottmorris It’s so interesting that Rasmussen (of all places!) never showed a bump. @StuPolitics @SeanTrende WOW 👀 https://t.co/ijVyGuJW96 @MollyJongFast @joshtpm How the hell is it *still* March? @michaelbd @MelindaTaub This was the last great Malick film. SO much better than The Tree of Life.
3/30
2020
@StuPolitics @SeanTrende And Cuomo @danblackroyd The worst was how she got into Yale but chose to go to -- I wanna say Beverly Hills U? -- because all… https://t.co/0Qpl7Shtfg @RadioFreeTom https://t.co/jrtB1JFY60 @JosVildsola1 @Rschooley She pours the box wine over her cereal @JAMNPP There was that younger guy Blanche thought she was dating https://t.co/VQsr7lWdWE @chrisvfeil CAMERON DIAZ YES. I‘ve always felt that As Good As It Gets got all the Oscar love that should’ve gone t… https://t.co/fmwFZUE50Y
3/29
2020
@mattliguori YES. Though you can stop after Season 2. @jeffyadar @Splurge24 Bon Appétit https://t.co/laCrBDspVM @howatdk Why Not The Best, directed by Marielle Heller The Peanut Farmer, directed by Morten Tyldem Carter, directed by Jay Roach @mavericksmovies @RichHoulzy1991 Mostly that it's irrelevant. It hasn't really influenced other films in any meanin… https://t.co/ooJrNsKxRy @mavericksmovies @RichHoulzy1991 Titanic has aged well. LA Confidential (the "critics favorite" and its Oscar count… https://t.co/e7b4GnFECu @AmandaMarcotte If a Dem president was doing this to an important swing state amidst a pandemic in an election year… https://t.co/PaoDlJqRzQhttps://t.co/jKyIj1CQJg https://t.co/KqT6zAZqTe @ZaidJilani @shadihamid The coronavirus crisis may make Biden an even stronger candidate but it‘s not what decided… https://t.co/xgfi39mdIL @YNB @RepThomasMassie You mean this guy? https://t.co/ejSmFjhHmP @MarkHarrisNYC @TerryTeachout1 Remember how in the 90s people complained about Frasier winning Emmys year after yea… https://t.co/1YIBYXz6hC @mavericksmovies If the game involves breaking my jaw, it’s Cary Fukunaga. @NextBestPicture And still the best Cuaron film.
3/28
2020
@alex_abads but marines should totally do this too, just saying. @OneLuckyGay @robcesternino @stephenfishbach @AmanAdwin @ArmstrongTaran To this day when I see Wendell, I think of… https://t.co/Wz0MmvgJNz @tomandlorenzo This looks UH MAZING. Why is Apple TV making us wait a month for it? We’re all trapped in our homes:… https://t.co/2opELJ6Cca @MatthewACherry When I was a kid, this was one of the rare crossover videos that could be playing on MTV, VH1 and B… https://t.co/XDh2rMjhki
3/27
2020
@Redistrict @MonmouthPoll @Gallup Exactly. And if there IS a showdown between Trump and governors in terms of telli… https://t.co/25bmWzue0rSusan Collins always looks like she’s a cashier at a store where some Black kids who aren’t doing anything wrong ju… https://t.co/XOPok2i9ZJ
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @Asymetricalhomo @rshuffandstuff @danblackroyd “911 responder, what’s your emerg...oh, hi Susan.”I would argue that the president is now murdering people in the middle of Fifth Avenue
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @fawfulfan To be fair, none of those have broken into the mainstream media coverage (understandably given the crisis). @atk825 @jbouie Did you miss the part where he said "for no other reason than it would keep them in office?" He did… https://t.co/ujXV0eNk3A
3/26
2020
@yeselson @PatrickIber It would 100% be Cuomo.Just let Andrew Cuomo be president and let his brother be Secretary of my interior. @nhannahjones @TrevonDLogan "Slavery is capitalism with its clothes off." — Orlando Patterson @ChadPergram WRONG! It‘s a beacon of Gondor. @Rschooley Now every time someone says “Imagine” I expect to see celebrities without makeup. @Thirdmanmovies I love this tweet so much @angiecthomas It's a great song for Social Distancing: No, I don't want your number No, I don't wanna give you min… https://t.co/9WtUng1Zsg
3/25
2020
@awards_watch @colormejorge @mavericksmovies @NextBestPicture Will Mavity: https://t.co/nwPmU92Cwh @jbarro and every European has a balcony @ezraklein Excellent thread. And of course this inability to anticipate/forestall future disaster because we can’t… https://t.co/IBderkOqB6Today has made it very clear how many people would have absolutely justified slavery because “the economy”
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas"My new quarantine coworker is so needy, I can't get anything done" (ginny_the_woof / IG) https://t.co/1acu9UHcHJ
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @Thirdmanmovies I often think about how on The Simpsons, a meeting of Springfield Republicans always took place in… https://t.co/NBvqHvS4mE @Thirdmanmovies I’ve been wondering this too! Even if Republicans won‘t prioritize human life or respect science, y… https://t.co/67rX26A4Ma
3/24
2020
@Yair_Rosenberg And yet every time he swing back to “This is serious and I always knew it was”, the media amplifies… https://t.co/KwvXsZXpUZ @SamTorres5 @JillFilipovic Oh, I don’t want them to treat me “well” at all.Spain is deploying its army to help manage their coronavirus outbreak and not to be insensitive at an anxiety-induc… https://t.co/HLINYPyMlD
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @RaminSetoodeh @kyletblaine This is what the 1989 Best Song Oscar lineup should’ve been: Kiss the Girl — The Littl… https://t.co/7lvMVxvGag
3/23
2020
I just can’t stop watching https://t.co/rs9shkcoan
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @israelizreal They should do Robin Hood next. @danblackroyd Seriously it’s a multi billion dollar industry that traffics in snake oil and fosters eating disorder… https://t.co/QJorVRygbPThis quarantine seems to be hitting us all hard https://t.co/VdyENUWLh6
Retweeted by Akash Nikolas @Rschooley And the GOP would NOT have been OK with the stimulus and other spending bills they are considering now.… https://t.co/R8d82fqdLM
3/22
2020
@IamGMJohnson @chick_in_kiev ”a whole ass dummy” 😂The utter insanity of watching a failed casino owner argue with a doctor live on TV about the possible effectivenes… https://t.co/4mWrdZdRKU
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3/21
2020

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