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Another comms person | London living | Raised in Glasgow | Rubbish at Twitter | Here for the debate and squabble

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Joined Twitter 1/13/11


I don’t ask for much but once we’ve lived through the deepest recession since the Second World War followed by a pa… https://t.co/JQfe5kKZ16
Retweeted by Alana IrwinToday I took myself for a swim (I haven’t swam in years), followed by brunch. Today is a good day.
8/12
2020
Back to Pilates this morning and it feels so good 🙌🏼. Clearly wasn’t on the wine last night #SundayMorning
8/9
2020
Genuinely, Gwyneth Paltrow's essay about her breakup from Chris Martin in @BritishVogue just made me cry https://t.co/khoiadEbbR
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8/7
2020
@mescal_paul I mean, hot @Rishma_Dosani So sad I have plans tomorrow. Thankfully weekend is clear. Also when am I seeing you please? I just… https://t.co/6wtK8iGYE7
8/6
2020
@harriet1marsden My 21 yo intern used to do that for me. She showed me every time. I’ve never felt more of a twat.
8/5
2020
@viveksharma98 @ITV @thismorning @cancan @Channel4 @stephmcgovern Congrats @viveksharma98 it was great working with… https://t.co/Xk9DH2ADUw
8/4
2020
Amazing role opp 🚀 https://t.co/etHlJ6GyODLoving “How to Build a Girl” on @PrimeVideo 💫 So good to see stories of working class roots told like this on scree… https://t.co/XMTwKghfy1
7/29
2020
Twitter friends. I am doing research into why women are moving from the contraceptive pill to @NaturalCycles - it's… https://t.co/RNvT6Mttsu
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7/27
2020
Me watching Normal People: This is a story of my generation. I am like these characters. This is me on screen. Me… https://t.co/al0YrXOCGP
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7/25
2020
@JonHornbuckle Happy birthday @JonHornbuckle 🎉🎉🎉💛💛💛
7/24
2020
A report from @VirginAtlantic’s first passenger flight. Oh, to be back on the skies again soon ☁️✈️ @LucyInTheSky22 https://t.co/kc6eeR5KiQThinking of the PR team scrambling through their press briefing sheets. “This wasn’t one of the talking points” 😩😂 https://t.co/lQmk9hSFtC
7/23
2020
Qantas’ final 747 is heading for the plane graveyard in the Mojave Desert, but not before drawing a kangaroo in the… https://t.co/7ZgGZQ6MFM
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7/22
2020
Had four men sit in front of me on the tube today. None of them wearing masks. I’m confused @TfL 🤷🏼‍♀️ Plenty of ot… https://t.co/diZ0Tt1qvw
7/21
2020
@BereccaStewart Archway! It was INSANE. I got all the stuff I usually try and avoid even though I lovvvve it. Chees… https://t.co/ZJ1Xm00a4xI went to #Aldi and I’m such a slow sloth to this party 🥳 so.much.better. I haven’t stopped talking about how great… https://t.co/05C6rxPIbG
7/16
2020
Incredibly sad to hear this @guardian #buyapaper https://t.co/EXvln8l0fQWe've run offers that lasted longer than his campaign https://t.co/h6wROBeJ8P
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7/15
2020
Just putting it on record, that I refuse to change star sign. I’ve had it for 30 years and no one is telling me any different.It has been a rough road for so many industries, especially travel. Today, a welcome piece of news for the team… https://t.co/N84LGxbTvd
7/14
2020
@TooManyEmmas This is exactly how I broke this to my friend. I remember him as a chubby baby. WTH.
7/12
2020
We’ve learned absolutely nothing https://t.co/GvnmmxB4qd
7/10
2020
I got my hair coloured and cut tonight and it felt delicious to be back in a central London salon 😍
7/9
2020
Free parking at NHS hospitals for staff is to be scrapped, meaning NHS staff will once again have to pay £3.50 an h… https://t.co/aJ2YSvpOQ7
Retweeted by Alana IrwinIt is now theoretically possible that, in extremely limited circumstances, and combined with the right voucher code… https://t.co/kHVZlXCE5K
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7/8
2020
“It’s me.” 💔 https://t.co/yllBZ3AKUQ
Retweeted by Alana Irwin @Marie__Axel Proclaimers ... I’m gonna be / 500 miles @HadleyFreeman *wisdom 🤣 Clearly I need some... or smaller thumbs! @HadleyFreeman Loved this read. What a gent and a great interview! His widom quote at the end 🥰Kanye’s announcement is a great reminder that men look at job descriptions and think—“hey, I’m not remotely qualifi… https://t.co/aYjpXl0cVg
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7/6
2020
Went into @BootsUK Notting Hill to buy shampoo & conditioner for my child but they do not sell ANY hair care for Af… https://t.co/4wFNSIX8Of
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7/5
2020
@JonHornbuckle Smize on point 👌🏼Not everybody going to a pub today is either a journalist or an arsehole
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7/4
2020
@PINsykes Can’t wait for this!Another example of one rule for you and one rule for the “elite” https://t.co/HLLcaCT0SA
7/3
2020
@CharleneWhite 💛💛💛 @jamesswan88 If you work this out, please hit me up. As I’ve jumped around jobs, I have pensions all over the place… https://t.co/4DXIQZi3dcMe crashing my mother’s interview on BBC news, age 30, screaming “what am I doing with my life?” while she calmly a… https://t.co/6x1qyrpnBe
Retweeted by Alana Irwin @PrRelatable @interpellation RELATE 😂 I used to love taking responsibility for the media list divvying. “Oh that jo… https://t.co/ldfq1KHuiM
7/2
2020
Lisa Vanderpump wearing her pink sapphires and diamonds in the middle of the Dubai desert is a whole, big mood #RHOBH @GurneySlade @TheMaeMartin @hinge @interpellation 😂 @TheMaeMartin @hinge Omg, @interpellation another example of @hinge being ridiculous! @almaraabgarian @TSB What’s going on?! 😫My boyfriend woke me up at 6am to do “pinch punch” for first day of the month, as he left for work today, and I’ve… https://t.co/Tq9SieCYRB
7/1
2020
Wow 👀 https://t.co/sD2RYn5C3e @EdHotTV I was also considering this but started on #RHOBH and it’s a full time gig atm! https://t.co/APzjGzNiak @td_ward @LewisMcParlane Seconded. Fleetwood Mac at Wembley. I felt my soul! @EllenCScott Why do they troll you like this? Happens with me and Hermes ALL the time. We know they didn’t even try...
6/30
2020
@BereccaStewart Haha this is gold 👏🏼
6/29
2020
@stephencomedy So disgusting @MichaelAOakes @STN_Airport Enjoy quarantine baby! @aliceetches Disgusting 😭 @RoseStokes Day drink, then attempt to cook a full blown meal. Most crazy, exciting thing you can do. @Rishma_Dosani The sass
6/28
2020
This excerpt, full of pain, is also gorgeously honest and beautifully written. You just never know the secret hurt… https://t.co/08Ztfl0rdh
6/27
2020
Beyoncé 👑 #GlastonburyExperience @Se_Railway @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson What’s your official complaints’ address? Email or by post. @juliathelast @Se_Railway @BBCNews @SkyNews @itvnews @MailOnline @TheSun @thetimes @guardian It was awful Julia. No… https://t.co/0X7qwEELGf
6/26
2020
this propaganda won’t work. we remember what you did. https://t.co/VUul9S89pH
Retweeted by Alana Irwin @Se_Railway @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson Maybe the public would appreciate at least seeing one of your reps on bo… https://t.co/WJtUoScukX @Se_Railway @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson @BTP Please get off Twitter when you clearly have no idea what’s going o… https://t.co/huXykQxNgPThis is @Se_Railway train services today. Too many people. Standing in aisles, counted nine not wearing masks, bein… https://t.co/xpGLlMu3Xp @Se_Railway @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson As a travel comms person, I’m very aware of the guidelines and what we s… https://t.co/64dsmnAaPZ @Se_Railway @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson 10.42 St Pancras-Ramsgate. The people around me - young, old, female, ma… https://t.co/Ijg54hyNSqHey @Se_Railway, why are you packing people on trains? I’m stuck sitting beside people wearing no masks, as well as… https://t.co/fdFvj9BAuZHappy Half Christmas everyone. Santa, please give us back our 2020 😭🎄#25thJune
6/25
2020
I HAVE A HAIR APPOINTMENT! Three weeks and counting #ThatIsAll https://t.co/jaV7as4L0W @interpellation Epitome of cool
6/24
2020
Looks like it’s officially business as usual https://t.co/C67zJjIXjh
6/23
2020
@DaftLimmy Fingers crossed 🤞🏼
6/19
2020
@anitathetweeter Cannons in Crounch End or Beach Hut in HighburyNigel’s still got it. https://t.co/RRsZPRm5pQ
Retweeted by Alana Irwin @Rishma_Dosani You were so close to me! 💛 @EllenCScott Loved this today. The sheer honesty 🤣🤣A thread of podcasts since y’all dont wanna read:
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6/18
2020
@poornabell Salt n Vinegar rice cakes. Sweet chilli sauce. Dairy Nut chocolate. *not all eaten together @tillyjeanette I had SO many hopes for myself when I first went on furlough in March.... 😂he was a punk she did ballet what more can i say https://t.co/vtHkKa9oHU
Retweeted by Alana Irwin @tillyjeanette I refuse to do burpees. When a workout video says to get started with them, I just flip the finger.… https://t.co/VN5MDNnEVeHaven’t we all been through enough? 😫 https://t.co/wBQdafTmE2 @Rishma_Dosani @TooManyEmmas Love this read @TooManyEmmas. Have to say I felt the exact same last night!
6/17
2020
PR specialist at number 3. Killer 😂😂 https://t.co/ZPsU5ZBhyNMade for Tik Tok 😂 https://t.co/v3aBH81uFRSome new friends to keep me company. God, I love a good book shop. Picked up these in @Waterstones Crouch End & it’… https://t.co/Nk3iuHmpa1 @juliathelast Whilst I wasn’t sure it’d be OK, he said that such low dosage and a v v thin spread across the small… https://t.co/b6OUVsgYlc @juliathelast Hi Julia, I had same thing as you! Kept spreading to under each eye. Icky, red, at times so tender, u… https://t.co/JvKwl0rrvs
6/16
2020
There’s still 257 tower blocks in Britain that need to be made safe. But a statue of Churchill was boarded up within 24 hours.
Retweeted by Alana IrwinTomorrow, I can’t WAIT to visit the book shop. Fav place. I love the smell of new books. Just don’t think I can sniff them anymore...I raised an eyebrow when I saw the crazy Qs but this tweet made me do a double think. We can’t judge but, we need t… https://t.co/7W76V4xUPc @lisaminot Been looking forward to reading this all day! Ah, to be back in the air 🧡 I’m tempted by Portugal at the moment... @MichaelAOakes I think I might copy cat you on this one. Need some constant sunshine on my skin!It’s like the shops reopened and everyone forgot about the last few months. In Highgate Village, Covid is clearly n… https://t.co/nlzosB5MMhProof that elephants are the best https://t.co/WQr18wQjdo
6/15
2020
@beautitudeblog Zara sale notification pinged yesterday and I got excited for a minute. Then realised I’d need to s… https://t.co/rta9grdU7eI signed up to Hayu so I could continue my #RHOBH obsession and I feel dirty. https://t.co/gkLqtiSmWD
6/14
2020

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