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Alan Baxter @AlanBaxter I have such sights to show you

Weird word warlock. Martial artist. Whisky-soaked swear monkey. Cynical optimist. Britstralian. He/him. Coffee?🙏: https://t.co/RpOssPWxl3 My books:

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@Night_Worms Yes. But out of them all, I think the novella is most powerful for horror.*gulp* https://t.co/5826JpQQbD @Gabino_Iglesias Great! Really hope you enjoy it, mate. @_flothulhu 🙌 @_flothulhu @UrsulaV @garethlpowell Thanks! @ejdawsonauthor Thank you!Also, hit up your friendly author here on twitter for signed copies. Most of us are happy to oblige. Signed books m… https://t.co/qS2xFqxs4m @Petermball @GNutsofHorror @leemurraywriter @meringutang Ooh, yes!If, like me, you're starting to look for Christmas presents... the Winnowing Flame is a complete trilogy, two volum… https://t.co/kD3dE6mG4y
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @GNutsofHorror @leemurraywriter @meringutang Rosehaven is a fave in our house too! @almakatsu Such a snoot!That's right. 🤘 https://t.co/7aWnlYuShsOf course, some will live on from hatred, despised. Aim for immortality for reasons of reverence, joy, love, respect.Someone is not dead whose name is still spoken.You've got to hand it to those from Lothian. Not allowed to move between different tiered regions. So let's met up… https://t.co/9XcE84bOgQ
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @stephenmdedman Ooof! We recently had an $800 bill from a hidden leak. @meringutang @LisboetaIngles You have to be a member to recommend or vote but all work is eligible. And yep, I think so. @meringutang @LisboetaIngles You're eligible for awards even if you're not a member. I'm an active member and I think there's value in it.I feel like they're up to something... https://t.co/nIFWwRAAIeI do love living in an old house, but I do not like old plumbing! Hopefully this time, though it cost a fortune, me… https://t.co/ordR37iZa7Well, between a tax bill and some plumbing repairs, I could really do with selling a few books. 😬 If you like my st… https://t.co/xa8WIUGQuk @LairdBarron Fuuuuuuu...Okay, but what's the lettuce for? https://t.co/jRNIUCUWrVI sneezed just as my cat strolled past my study door and she teleported vertically about a metre and was already ru… https://t.co/oG7AFhOfXU @StephenKing Undercooked, limp, stale toast that fails even at the simplest act of being toast. @stevestred Phew! 😃Well, this is a 2020 kinda thing... https://t.co/rvdYH9Vx69 @Meteornotes Shitty news. Glad it's caught early. All the best to you.And she uses two spaces after a period. UGH. https://t.co/69YlvaqtPt
11/24
2020
@MichaelEsola Yep, that's exactly the idea. @MichaelEsola Yep, part of the design. @BrennanLaFaro https://t.co/y8l3JxwfqOOnly a loser of Trump's calibre could lose the same thing again and again and again.The Gulp is swallowing people! https://t.co/hyyN2VRc8Q @BrennanLaFaro Gah! Really hope you dig it! @roch_town @chimairaband Do it!Come hang out with me and @almakatsu (virtually, of course) for the launch of my new novel RED HANDS on December 8t… https://t.co/SBCKFugs3R
Retweeted by Alan BaxterWell done, Victoria! You all did this. Every one of you should take a bow. Also a ringing endorsement for… https://t.co/Zw9RWQQ2ov @jasefranks Yep!Positive reviews on Apple Podcast would certainly be appreciated. 🖤❤️ https://t.co/poyIv5377T
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @jasefranks Yeah, I meant his version. The guitar on the roof thing.Write every crazy idea you have. Never think it's too much, too weird, too out there, too niche. Write your soul into every page.
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @KaaronWarren @PRMcDonough Ooh, can I play?https://t.co/n9RwQWDT0a https://t.co/BTkysTOPMuEvery day I get up to find Biden has won the US election again. I'm starting to enjoy it.Two old ladies in my local cafe sitting with their heads together, whispering away, frequently bursting into gales… https://t.co/MDe2HgHWSbYou'd think I'd get used to this but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯I know a bunch of reviewers are reading advance copies of THE GULP. https://t.co/s5P1CGYDOqI motivate my son to brush his teeth in the morning by singing a brushing teeth song to @chimairaband's "Frozen in… https://t.co/krGZ8lR9Y6Never will get used to the beauty of a Canadian child being born. https://t.co/OudHSpAXOB
Retweeted by Alan BaxterThis is amazing. More so because it's Jimmy Giggle. 😃 https://t.co/SLnCKaN9pQ @BenjaminMM_ Amazing!I have no idea if this will help but me and my family are running out of ideas. My mother and two youngest siblings… https://t.co/H6RVlI3ePF
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @BenjaminMM_ Another ballballs believer? Really? Because she needs to know she's not alone! @damonayoung @ArianeBeeston @FinancialReview @scribepub @literaryagent1 Sexy eyebrow.Ahahahaha! https://t.co/y20Y1tPwrNI am tired. I’ve spent the last 8 months caring for #COVID patients. I’ve missed my family and friends. I’ve missed… https://t.co/i5N5ZwotDZ
Retweeted by Alan BaxterWrite every crazy idea you have. Never think it's too much, too weird, too out there, too niche. Write your soul into every page.So my friend, a grown-ass woman and English teacher, just today discovered those Xmas decorations are called bauble… https://t.co/QgtKGtuHwzI feel more sorry for the flea... https://t.co/o4JBRP9tiII couldn't love this more. https://t.co/Qf19SPIC2m @SadieHartmann 😄 https://t.co/VCSST3rUg0I'm not violating any pledge of journalistic confidentially in reporting this: 21 Republican Sens–in convos w/ coll… https://t.co/ZMoUL5qfYt
Retweeted by Alan BaxterWow! https://t.co/t3BtEWjfdWCarn! Howthefuckareya? Howyagoin? Fuckyas! Yeahnah Nahyeah etc. https://t.co/JPQOZcnCDhBook mail! Issue 1 of this new magazine looks great. Can't wait to dig in. https://t.co/eotPx4K1sY @ErrantDreams @goodreads You rock!
11/23
2020
@SadieHartmann It's been a journey!I feel like these signs should be put up everywhere https://t.co/w2LiHKWSzE @SadieHartmann It's one of the trickier things I've ever written, but I think it's among my best. I really hope readers agree! @KealanBurke Exactly! @Q_dog 😄People are visiting The Gulp! https://t.co/r2ahnyooM4 @SadieHartmann Hooray! Really hope you enjoy it. 😃 @KealanBurke I think I can. Others... disagree. @McZameth @moviemazz Hellmark @McZameth @moviemazz Fucken oath.Actual photo from Morgan Creek. (Via @AngelaSlatter ) 😄🦘💀 https://t.co/xadQOWxO0z @hexsteph I feel like all those things apply to people and dogs and... well everything as well as donkeys....just fell asleep on the couch. https://t.co/YBozdGNAq0 @shanedkeene 🤜🤛 @StevenSavile It's like a scale that tips frequently!Anyway, read my books maybe? 😬😳😃Being an author is a strange dichotomy. We're half ego yelling YOU SHOULD READ ALL THE WORDS I WRITE! and half impo… https://t.co/30YrKCOaMBMe: Ugh, I'm so tired. Can't focus on my book, too exhausted to concentrate on a tv show... My wife: maybe you sho… https://t.co/X7lZuFkZEDIf you're wondering how the rest of the world is dealing with Covid-19 closures, Ireland is considering a 3yr basic… https://t.co/0UW6wxf6EP
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @moviemazz I can't even imagine. @moviemazz I fucking love 'em.JUST IN CASE WHAT!? https://t.co/3bGDenPwMYThey look like two fuckwits who went on holiday to Ibiza aged 22 and pissed all their money away, and now 15 years… https://t.co/mXjyBefUSPTwo assholes with no work/life balance lambast young people for wanting it. As if working for these fuckknuckles is… https://t.co/yoXb1JIcnh @andrewcull @BembiAnn @beneath_hellau @shanedkeene @GlennParker88 @doesthedog_die @InkHeist That looks awesome! @damonayoung Puff pastry IS a god.Just read the first novella in THE GULP by @AlanBaxter. Wow, I didn't see that coming. This is a lot more dark and… https://t.co/qwM526Kb6l
Retweeted by Alan BaxterTHE GULP is now on @Goodreads! Please add it to your shelves if you're keen. It's out on January 12th and pre-order… https://t.co/eXVQ1eY8Og
Retweeted by Alan Baxter @thisjustinl Thanks Justin! @kezarthur I thought for a minute you were USING the storm to charge them. @elleturpitt FfsGenuine lol. https://t.co/Yk8LfXozQgOne of the better illusions I’ve seen. Except for the very last stick man, nothing is moving!! https://t.co/TmukP1DjxB
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11/22
2020

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