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As obsolete as warships in the Baltic. Writer and dance band drummer. 'Happiness & Tears: the Ken Dodd story' out now. #YesCymru

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Joined Twitter 12/22/16


@SconnerCampbell Innit. Paul Humphrey, who played drums on Black Cow by Steely Dan. @gingertotty Innit. I've just had the whole album - called 'McCanna' - on Spotify. Verrrrry nice.This came up on Jazz FM earlier. It had me grinning like a loon. It swings so damned hard. https://t.co/bi4Yjv7n0I @nicely_put @DuffyWWFans So saleswomen deserve to be raped, drugged and held captive? Pardon? Run that by me again,… https://t.co/LS0YfFMLPv
2/26
2020
@gothvalleygirl @KiingLeog Stop making excuses for this bad danger. @iammiajay @KiingLeog @itsjademari I'm seeing an abuser. @KiingLeog That's actual child abuse. @oughtaknowexup I see a child that needs to be taken into care. @FranklinsSE22 He's a very fine mate. He comes for a walk with me sometimes. @Andr6wMale @AlanKelloggs Come closing time, Jenkins takes to the pub piano to perform a wry, bewitching version of… https://t.co/SFYt0o94dY
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @markchristie He's a sweetheart. I sometimes take him out with mine.I'm sitting at the bar of my local. Every so often, Jenkins the pub dog peers over the bar at me. I do properly lov… https://t.co/XFO56NuyCrThis time next week, I will be in Birmingham to see Supergrass, rectifying a 26 year-old omission. @DuffyWWFans I heard 'Warwick Avenue' on the radio last weekend and thought "What happened to Duffy? She was brilli… https://t.co/OFU8XcuttW @valleyguitarist @Superblouse @heavyflamesband @lizzybassett_ Sorry, yes, most ungentlemanly. @valleyguitarist @Superblouse @heavyflamesband I need to confirm this. Did a little wee come out, @lizzybassett_?I have undone everything I'm meant to. The panel is not coming off.I am fitting an auxiliary input to my car stereo. Despite my previous experiences, I am choosing to trust the 'easy… https://t.co/xey3m3BMUvJust sent @valleyguitarist a DM. In doing so, it brought up the last one I sent him. It referred to seeing… https://t.co/bm6m8WrkSN @thebellow @buntyhoven Four quenelles? @Bozzers @AdamHEEL Is it for stalking wrestlers? @Bozzers @AdamHEEL That's the thing. The need results in urgency. I need mine to ferry drums about and get back to… https://t.co/S1oNVeLiAo @Bozzers @AdamHEEL And people will say things like "You'll never go wrong with a Honda" and then you buy one and it… https://t.co/sbjKOhTDua @Bozzers @AdamHEEL Buying a car has been far more stressful than any of the four times I've bought a house. @Bozzers @AdamHEEL I spent £900 on a car just before Christmas. I looked for all the things that had gone wrong wit… https://t.co/1HGLgmR9ahThis photograph, of a Lightning crash at Hatfield aerodrome in 1962, has always been a favourite and keeps floating… https://t.co/04LY2CIVXt
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @LukeTurnerEsq It comes with an unexpected happy ending, too. https://t.co/AoHvUEmayC @LjBroughton I love them otters. @drumting https://t.co/iru14LMUPK @Mowgzilla @CharlieVivante Top tip: tie your ankle to a tree. @Mowgzilla @CharlieVivante Have you asked an adult?Everybody needs to hear this programme, in which a truly brilliant mind is applied to the very subject of how 3D pr… https://t.co/SPskWXAksqI mean, I am completely for 3D printing as the answer to many things, and done right, it could be the most amazing… https://t.co/cpNYDtzch7 @Mowgzilla @CharlieVivante You got there eventually. (You did, didn't you?) (I mean, I know not with her, but eventually, yes?) @arecular @CoteDuPy Gizzit. All of it. Now. @iamkelithomson @shit_ninja @acvarley I am very happy with my own company.3D printing will be our saviour in post-Brexit Britain say people who can't clear a paper jam on a 2D printer. @gingertotty Yes, I get that. @iamkelithomson @shit_ninja @acvarley I think Michael has "run out of pods" several times this morning. @shit_ninja @iamkelithomson @acvarley "I don't do vanilla, but only because I've run out of pods and the shop's shut." @gingertotty Were you abstaining consciously? @gingertotty Go careful. Two months off. @Liberal_Isms @shushitssusan Oh, I've got it firmly in check. He was OK with me, but he made my mum's life hell. Pe… https://t.co/wBEo98Kyjm @mikep75446070 @thepianomum Why, your argument is so persuasive, and not inadvertently supporting Harriet's point.… https://t.co/4YsJ8IuAnx @thepianomum Some of us try but, at the end of the day, we're still men. @acvarley @shit_ninja @iamkelithomson I don't have a sweet tooth, but I do love cheesecake. And now I want some. Mi… https://t.co/q3kBIb95xWI will not be having pancakes. I am out of eggs, and buying some to make pancakes seems to be missing the point slightly. @Darren_Dutton Reginald Bosanquet just sent me one telling me to join the National Trust or fuck off.Anyone else getting strange passive aggressive emails from former newsreaders? https://t.co/IZCAwENn78
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @VinnietheBeak Good. 17 tomorrow.Last night was the first night without the dogs for a week. Downside: I miss them. Upside: Not treading gingerly ar… https://t.co/4ChCyObHum @Liberal_Isms @shushitssusan So sorry to hear you had an awful dad. Me too. @gingertotty Phwoaarrrrr. (I am not a feeder.) @HarrietLowther They are wonderful. @gingertotty I admire your consistency.In honour of the Lord Jesus, we’re going to go without for 40 days and fry up everything in the fridge. I’m going t… https://t.co/uSeS6PpbLG
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @iamkelithomson @shit_ninja I think Michael has balls like gourds and he's frightened of being touched. @shit_ninja @iamkelithomson The funny thing is that whatever goes on in his head, spending all day wanking is very vanilla. @iamkelithomson @shit_ninja I don't think Michael does talking to women that much.She was also extremely frank about the exploitation of child performers and the perils of being a six-year-old has-… https://t.co/o6kQD5s69N
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica GangThe true end of the era, #BabyPeggy #DianaSerraCary left today at age 101. https://t.co/1az6kRjoYD
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica GangRIP Baby Peggy, who grew up to be historian Diana Serra Cary. Can we get Baby Peggy trending as a tribute to the l… https://t.co/NNUplsKUNu
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @grenvilleriley @Coldwar_Steve Thanks for saying where I live looks like a dystopian nightmare. Off you fuck.I a lil bit laaaazyy🥰 Whad u up tooo? . . . #Beagle #SweetDog #bhgpets #beaglefacts #ghsealofcute #thatfacethohttps://t.co/VwSXtfRUSB
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @CharlieVivante @Mowgzilla This one was quite the ride. @elderlylegal Most unlike you. x @AlanKelloggs The impending launch of Murdoch FM means there are suddenly far more opportunities to remind people o… https://t.co/KfQYxn1u1X
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2/25
2020
Do they boycott the TLS in Liverpool too? They should. @Gargarin @Andr6wMale Ha.Stig Abell should not be permitted to reinvent himself. He should be made to wear a massive clanking bell around hi… https://t.co/riAhGel2wZ @Andr6wMale That fucker should not be allowed to reinvent himself. He should be made to wear a massive bell round his neck. @Mofette I do, but this is a CD.Just about to drive back from London, having acquired THIS at last. https://t.co/lDYKQjI4LF @flypie @Footinit Doesn't have to be. #StraightDownTheMiddle @ThenJoSaid I am so very sorry for you, Johanna. An innocent, genuine enquiry and now you probably feel like uninstalling Twitter. @Footinit Ha ha. Isn't it a group you put together for golf? @SimonBatesUK He should be exiled to a remote island for Universal Credit alone. @lottaboheme Is it food? @sarahgailbrand Free, though. @SimonBatesUK Why is anyone paying attention to this dense bastard?Oh good heavens. Shameless https://t.co/SOjSFUoYtW
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @sarahgailbrand Have a massive shit. @Shinybiscuit Hahahaha. Mate.December boys got kebabs. https://t.co/e57t1hL0Vr @airstripone84 @comte_st @leelee__bennett @miffythegamer You've got scales. On your tiny reptilian cock. @comte_st @leelee__bennett @miffythegamer If you can't see that bad blood pressure is not a race, you can get fucked. @BattleSphaira Could break a window with a tinned pie.Seriously. There's a shop I pass regularly. Its name will be catnip to some of you. It's funny in its own right. To… https://t.co/m9twCBFXM4 @mumoss Mid-afternoon? Tough crowd. @AlanKelloggs I’m still angry at the muted response to this one. https://t.co/KVC8yProel https://t.co/h5JZjWe0Qn
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica GangI've got a tweet that I'm bursting to do, but I might save it until morning rather than pissing it away on you lot.I knew who Andy Weatherall was, but never really followed his stuff. Reading about him since his death makes me wis… https://t.co/SKIQ4DWSIdNever met Andy W but always recalled this interview with fondness and thought it might be something friends and fan… https://t.co/meFJoi7gCq
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @TaylorAJP Is there gas in the car?THIS fucking guy tho you might try to get in his sphere you’ll end up on your rear the hipster cool cat in compare… https://t.co/N59igwSzdy
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica GangCan we have a (five hour) discussion about Major Lance, Cabrini, Cocaine and soul across 4 decades, please? https://t.co/NMYYvMlqny
Retweeted by Louis Barfe and his Harmonica Gang @thepianomum Yes. @comte_st @leelee__bennett @miffythegamer Gammon is not a racist insult, you pineapple-topped prick.
2/24
2020
@oughtaknowexup And that is why we love you.Watching The Great Pottery Throw Down - just occurred to me that all these shows: Bake Off; the other cooking one;… https://t.co/g8zD3S5MWl
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2/23
2020

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