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Taking it easy, but taking it. @livewireradio exec producer. @unitednoshes co-host. Josie’s mama. Likes: sad music, funny people. she/her

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much like broadway, I will probably not be operating at full capacity until september
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4/29
2021
How can I share this... the celine dion song "it's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now" was written by… https://t.co/Y39qXzJq22
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4/24
2021
How is it that spending hours on a phone can feel like 5 minutes but playing 5 minutes of make believe with a toddl… https://t.co/EsBpOyKSBQ
4/15
2021
@Remember_Sarah I used to read the episode summaries BEFORE watching episodes and was still lost 90% of the time.
4/4
2021
@Fred_Meyer @PortlandPolice It's a good thing the Portland City Council pays the PDX Police Union $229M every year… https://t.co/n8y20DWaRg
Retweeted by Laura HaddenApparently after filling a dumpster with perishable food due to the power outages, the Hollywood @Fred_Meyer has te… https://t.co/Jrkk5wxRIH
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2/17
2021
@sheriffreese Please implement precautions immediately to stop spread of COVID at Inverness! Make PPE including pro… https://t.co/FBVKwcHjR3
2/4
2021
It’s always nice to get a calendar from your health insurance plan. https://t.co/RlR8PMGDjK
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1/30
2021
life with anxiety https://t.co/g1m6RwlaOm
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1/23
2021
me right now: I can't wait to see my friends again once there's a vaccine me at any party in 2022: https://t.co/MKUL86w5VH
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1/20
2021
How quickly I went from being desperate for my parents to get vaccinated to being annoyed with them talking about a… https://t.co/qblavMjTnk
1/19
2021
Anyone who knows anything about country music knows that Garth Brooks is pretty well known for being a progressive… https://t.co/aQ56M66JnN
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1/18
2021
My grandkids are gonna get so tired of me talking about this year.
1/13
2021
Honestly, if you weren’t ready to carry the fascist label for the rest of your life, you shouldn’t have opened your… https://t.co/iQJMj6Lgdl
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1/10
2021
Hearing that @JoeBiden will issue executive order to end dry January on Day 1.
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1/9
2021
If you’re resigning comfortably within what might be considered the window of “two weeks notice” it doesn’t count a… https://t.co/a7SnnoZ8CU
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1/7
2021
Ok, Sayre is right. My jokes here are mostly fueled by the absurdism of the moment but even the absurdists (Ionesco… https://t.co/HyAKz0MLSI
Retweeted by Laura HaddenSHAMEHumiliated, defeated leader of the ruling ethnic faction incites a riot at the parliamentary building.
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1/6
2021
Best thing about working from home: Shitting in my own toilet. Worst thing about working from home: My toddler watching me do it.
1/4
2020
@Mattgar @cmcook WHATT?! Also, does it predate the term “fuck buddies?!”
12/31
2020
Every time I go to buy something on Amazon, I try to visualize myself buying Jeff Bezos a drink. Needless to say,… https://t.co/N8dfniRG3P
12/27
2020
"You boy! Down there! What day is it today?" "Google it, boomer"
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12/25
2020
👊🏾 https://t.co/Vvg2JgImZq
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12/22
2020
@coreyschreppel Congrats on the new gig, Corey! Listen out for a special shout-out on this week’s @LiveWireRadio!
12/18
2020
Hello, evermore is a country album. (!!!) That is all.
12/11
2020
@InlawsOutlaws Lol, I guess I should change out of sweatpants?!What a world. https://t.co/eV64RIMoQq
12/10
2020
a humpback whale can launch its entire body out of the water and you procrastinate getting up to go pee
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12/8
2020
Hear me out: Kidz Bop Ani DiFranco.
11/28
2020
The vaccine is almost ready babe just hold out a lil bit longer https://t.co/EpXqZBCCEf
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11/27
2020
If I demonstrably did not know what a bubble is I would simply not attempt to write about my bubble in the New York… https://t.co/xUIiUH3rfJ
Retweeted by Laura HaddenIf your opponent is a known treasonous grifter fundraising for his desperate scam, I cannot think of a better way t… https://t.co/8PIotPnFnu
Retweeted by Laura HaddenThis is BONKERS. The president elect, instead of aggressively condemning the party working to overthrow his electio… https://t.co/v4xSycdqJ4
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11/20
2020
Give me all the Thatcher Wig content: https://t.co/Ln3PaatdAl
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11/19
2020
For when “I’m trying to save your life, bitch” just won’t do. https://t.co/uOYaxzy06PYou better believe it. https://t.co/Lu7gjxkPtW
11/18
2020
Hell yeah I'm a PATRIOT P ay A mericans T o R emain I nside O f T heir homes
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11/14
2020
I spent way too much time putting together this video of Alex Trebek saying the word "genre," so now you have to RT… https://t.co/qWSYQjMn9S
Retweeted by Laura HaddenMetaphorically speaking, aren't we all nestled between a sex shop and a crematorium?
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11/8
2020
Just me being a petty bitch, or anyone else missing live footage of sad campaign parties from the losing side?
11/7
2020
Y’all really lusting after these white boys on the news with their interactive maps. Outside can’t open up fast enough.
Retweeted by Laura HaddenThe Kornacki thirst is a little corny but at least you guys don't wanna fuck Cuomo anymore
Retweeted by Laura Haddenthrowing out lunch and dinner, I’m a vegan. https://t.co/dlTnim3J9Q
Retweeted by Laura Hadden*deep breath* STOP MAKING FAT JOKES ABOUT TRUMP. They do not hurt Trump, you dipshits. He doesn't hear them. He… https://t.co/gkoMzlLqdo
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11/6
2020
I just wanna get this over with so I can... continue to stay inside my house with crushing dread for the foreseeable future.Nevada counting ballots https://t.co/GC85ZFZdMd
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11/5
2020
The Associated Press continues to count votes in the presidential election and has not declared a winner. When th… https://t.co/tP2SzO3j0h
Retweeted by Laura Haddenpeople are so worried about the count in Pennsylvania they’ve forgotten to worry about the count in Transylvania. Count Dracula, that is
Retweeted by Laura HaddenIs it... counting to 270? https://t.co/Yyd4Ut2HYQI wish there were an app to match the people stress baking with the people stress eating.
Retweeted by Laura HaddenI doubt even Ted is thrilled about this. https://t.co/HUc1BUHNSb2020 appears to be one long experiment on how much disappointment we can handle. @lukeburbank You have my support.I would love it if Biden leaned into the sleepy joe thing and sang us a lullaby and was like go to sleep! I’ll eith… https://t.co/1YWCfeJPRy
Retweeted by Laura Haddenit’s exciting to know a body can hold this much stress and anxiety and still manage to live
Retweeted by Laura Haddenhow it started: how its going: https://t.co/sVPJtVaxNU
Retweeted by Laura HaddenCable news right now https://t.co/kBppBm38LT
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11/4
2020
@JohnLGC And... not in a good way, I take it?I scare easily, but want to watch a scary-ish movie that won’t keep me up all night in terror. What should I watch?… https://t.co/WgxPT9TYmV
10/31
2020
@HBWithers I knew I liked you, Hannah.As usual, my favorite candidate is the one Pence is trying to pretend Biden and Harris are
Retweeted by Laura HaddenThis debate could be improved by 100 percent fewer promises to keep fracking
Retweeted by Laura HaddenUH OH someone forgot to IRON their flag pin!!! how embarrassing for him
Retweeted by Laura HaddenThe look your mama gives you when she knows you're telling her a lie and she lets you finish your story.… https://t.co/Hc0LCTyLiW
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10/8
2020
It feels like the season finale of a show I really don’t want to get renewed but can’t stop watching. Also, it’s killing people.
10/3
2020
This is how you do it. https://t.co/6LNkZv901pME: How did pizzagate escalate so quickly?! ALSO ME: Psst! Trump “caught” it to avoid the debates. He’ll Lazarus in… https://t.co/PsGsHPP5zW
Retweeted by Laura HaddenAnother shocking violation of norms. Traditionally, the President does not contract the novel coronavirus.
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10/2
2020
Truly truly. https://t.co/5N0K0uEQFmThis man literally told white supremacists to “stand by.”
Retweeted by Laura HaddenI can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president
Retweeted by Laura HaddenIn tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County S… https://t.co/m6IZ9cu6uX
Retweeted by Laura HaddenPeaceful protest is a human right. Peaceful protest is a human right. Peaceful protest is a human right. Peaceful p… https://t.co/JzVWAL9XNF
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9/30
2020
when you lose the emmy https://t.co/ECkbGcoHBA
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9/21
2020
@aliciadear I was gonna text you and then I was like "let her have a few more moments when she doesn't know."We asked for rain. Portland goes all dramatic as usual and gives us a huge lightning storm at 4 a.m. https://t.co/opgs4EGrjS
Retweeted by Laura HaddenHow cool is this? https://t.co/PqozVWUSg0
Retweeted by Laura HaddenThe fact that the character Courtney owns an original 1986 Molly doll means that the American Girl Company is canon… https://t.co/WQZnsmpRg6
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9/18
2020
Does anyone else remember when we thought there was a secret group of powerful men that were getting together (I wa… https://t.co/BNTcGAnl14
9/16
2020
@lydee People are looking forward to 2021 and I can’t trust it.LOL all the problems I thought I had last year.
9/13
2020
@gravemorgan @GraceAMorgan DM me the last 4 digits of your phone number plz?
9/11
2020
I keep wondering if we’ll remember this as a weird-ass time or the beginning of something else https://t.co/8ZP0TK3TEe
Retweeted by Laura HaddenNot to be a downer, but I'd be a lot more impressed with the city council's decision if they'd shown that they coul… https://t.co/Rs79HKOu3H
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9/10
2020
A few months ago I [77M] found out that someone [74M] who I was talking to was lying about something. I didn't tell… https://t.co/wZ6of2O4gC
Retweeted by Laura HaddenAll hail Daniel Tiger, the patron saint of quarantine parenting. https://t.co/SXYEDzZAFx
9/9
2020
Just read about this artist in Eula Biss’ fabulous new book! Wish I could see in person! https://t.co/1XzfI9sO3wA gender reveal party where you reveal all of the harmful things you learned about gender roles and norms and vow n… https://t.co/lZkDVaxmS3
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9/8
2020
@JessColumbo Is Hawaii too cliche? @lukeburbank 😭
9/7
2020
someone here was selling off a bunch of concert shirts from the 80s for next to no money in an auction and I won 13… https://t.co/5W2wodPsyy
Retweeted by Laura Hadden @chipnanimus @deray 7 + 8 = 15, 20 + 40 = 60, 15 + 60 = 75The amount of money I’ve spent to qualify for “free shipping” could probably have saved the USPS by now.
9/5
2020
Brendon or Rebecca https://t.co/JjM52acXiVThinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”
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9/2
2020
One thing they forget to teach you about fascism is how many of your fellow citizens would gleefully participate in it.
Retweeted by Laura HaddenWatching All About Eve and just realized that Bette Davis is only FORTY in it. https://t.co/z2idaFJkBS
8/30
2020

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