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Aldo @aldomax_ Glasgow, Scotland

mince talker

1,835 Following   4,597 Followers   19,687 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/27/10


@mclaren_95 That u searching my name oot ayeFully agreed with this until 1 day a had a cold dairy milk with a hot cup a tea and have never looked back since https://t.co/TVxqFhfDRs
10/13
2020
@mclaren_95 Shared o2 Irvine
10/11
2020
@x_conorr Done worse for less a tell ye @__Ki67 They’re having a shocker n a half, will show up with a pack a tortilla wraps if it does them a solidI will suck colonel sanders aff here n now for kfc to bring back the flamin wrap
10/8
2020
How have a just read a thread of 2 ppl arguing abt Draco Malfoy being a racist for callin Hermione Granger a mud blood pmsl surely not
10/6
2020
@k_kimmins For a fivvvverPropa nice propa bargain as well
10/4
2020
I’ve started a business page for my work @ KaneConceptBathrooms on Instagram. If you or someone you know is looking… https://t.co/qME6ZzOO93
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9/29
2020
@dylanpatrickg Thank u ma man 🥰
9/21
2020
@x_conorr @guy_lith Horny sundays out in full forceA will still be boozing peach n raspberry dragon soops in ma late 50s they are second to none
9/20
2020
https://t.co/Xguo4t5DZL https://t.co/KYIOjQGpHg
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9/13
2020
@ashleyvickersx @thomas_mcgarry Hahahaha literally a tray of frozen 7up cubes which got spewed up every 10 minute while you lay snoozing
8/31
2020
@mclaren_95 Could say the same abt u fs x x @mclaren_95 Easy tiger JT has produced some bangers
8/28
2020
@clai_rem Pmsl Amsterdams national anthem, reminds me of it everytime it comes on tbt xxx @danigardiner_x Would only agree with this when you’re on a jet 2 flight home from a holiday ruff as toastWhat is the worst song in the world and why is it pharrell Williams happy @CammyCampbell_ Ma mannnnn
8/27
2020
Absolutely gutted/embarrassed to be writing this, but today was the final day at Rolls-Royce and have now been paid… https://t.co/EE7cJJZkNg
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8/26
2020
https://t.co/y1iZyWze0R #SupportLRC #LebaneseRedCross https://t.co/oiYDTtgJv6
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8/6
2020
I know this is a long shot but my brothers dog has ran away yesterday and she's absolutely terrified of people she… https://t.co/EPveMVuzhW
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7/27
2020
dad : we're not getting a dog also dad : (bluenjy IG) https://t.co/PBUpi8wgYR
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7/26
2020
Two year ago me n Liam got kb’d from absolutely every single place in the whole city apart fae the cathouse https://t.co/Ho46QwFi5q
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7/25
2020
Was this really necessary Jimmy from LinkedIn????? https://t.co/IOSBsC623C
Retweeted by AldoIf you see this tweet, please retweet it as my next customer could be on your timeline!!! This business is my absol… https://t.co/hxmQRunbGB
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7/22
2020
Oatly barista milk is second to none it could single handedly put every dairy cow oot of a job
7/11
2020
Will sell arse for a 10 minute sunbed no kissing
7/9
2020
@r1ley9 This is true tbf will need to give that a bash when it’s open head many a good thingsBistro 6 brunch is infact top tier will also allow this https://t.co/BexlFtW3G1
7/4
2020
There’s only 1 good thing about EK n that 1 thing is Zuccas
7/3
2020
@CammyCampbell_ Lysm my g xxxx
7/2
2020
❌❌ RT PLS SAUSAGE DOG MISSING ❌❌ Our little dog Dave has went missing. He’s running round Kilmarnock somewhere but… https://t.co/YCXfCQJ90W
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6/30
2020
Canny believe how good looking a was age 20 a didn’t even realise at the time a coulda been shaggin a powerGoing on Rightmove is one of my favourite hobbies but one thing that annoys me so much is when estate agents or who… https://t.co/RKpF7GYoI1
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6/29
2020
Broccoli has no business bein that class
6/21
2020
@frasermclaren95 This is a red flag @frasermclaren95 Wait a minute surely this is not an admittance to not liking salt n vinegar discos @frasermclaren95 Discos*
6/18
2020
GUYS BEWARE OF CHANGE. ORG!!!! i would recommend mainly just signing the petitions from now on https://t.co/4AruhWm2gX
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6/16
2020
@frasermclaren95 🤥 @frasermclaren95 This makes me look at you in a different light, living ma dreamEminem got the career Dappy deserved
6/13
2020
@dylanlamoh @_JackLawlor 2 far U know jacks insecure abt that @_JackLawlor @dylanlamoh Truly believe this is aimed at me
6/8
2020
@matty_95 Peach n raspberry dragon soop get involved very niceNew d soop hits diff
6/5
2020
https://t.co/rkilKgfsV2 lots of useful petitions on here you can sign, please take the time
6/2
2020
@jameslang100 https://t.co/m6v7FImLJXHope tulisas doing goodthis is why we riot #BlackLivesMatter. https://t.co/S7PNJxUqCD
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5/29
2020
@tomcunliffe__ @Evamccloy1 elevenerote
5/28
2020
@frasermclaren95 Ur obsessed xCanny believe a need a neck lift at age 23
5/26
2020
"It was at that point the car engine turned on by itself, and I accidentally drove 250 miles to Durham." https://t.co/fxOeI21aSA
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5/25
2020
Unashamedly rewatching all the Hollyoaks Later’s reliving ma sad youth n it’s the best decision av made in a long time
5/24
2020
Wonder when my pals will get sick of me updating them with every bit of food I ever make, 1 bit a nice lookin toast… https://t.co/tHPdSABYTX
5/18
2020
Spent so long watchin tiktoks that I’ve gave masel motion sickness a need to grow up
5/17
2020
When BAE can hit them high notes 😍 https://t.co/Es4Mt0a3LM
Retweeted by AldoIt is with a heavy heart that I announce I am retiring from zoom quiz boozes. I will be taking no questions from th… https://t.co/OiAZEKiP8a
5/16
2020
@matty_95 Delete this right nooThe trick to a good totti scone is frying it in lurpak butter, thank me later
5/15
2020
@_karnmccluskey Ur worth both a they macaroni pies combinedgoing to be running a half marathon in 3 weeks time to help raise funds for a local suicide prevention peer support… https://t.co/tgW5GD63BA
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5/14
2020
@cmc______ Congratulations Cat!
5/6
2020
@gracelilyrayner https://t.co/nKu1Utx3LR followed this recipe, so good! @briiandon https://t.co/b0ZBSTJh0w here you goLove is putting peanut butter on your head to trim your dog's nails ❤️️ https://t.co/vaCUSBteZg
Retweeted by Aldo @erinreynoldsx As are u with those eggs benny dear lawd @speccie1 https://t.co/sDjL89uOOE 🤤🤤 @speccie1 Tasted even guccier than its looks Craigy, get involved @DarrenSmith_96 Cheers Darn, u letting this homemade one slip under the radar just this one time aye @Dwsss1 Hahahaha sadly not the first to say this 😭 @oliviae7 Premium salt n chilli there if ur lookin draps only @dropdeadlois So so gucci highly recommendAbsolutely chuffed with this salt n chilli fakeaway made by yours truly using justjess’ recipe, hubba hubba https://t.co/hSES7q2ZFq
5/3
2020
Hello I need a pet fox @CammyCampbell_ I want to be in your's😂
Retweeted by AldoShe’s gunna get curry all over her pilau cases https://t.co/AVN9CRakek
Retweeted by AldoAnother day of waking up rough n trying to track doon how many insta pics av commented on 👍🏼As a group during this pandemic, I hope we can all pull together and do the right thing, and find the video of the… https://t.co/XlKTY33I2E
Retweeted by Aldo @dinzaaa_ And if u are feeling extra generous u will provide the “if yer wantin beetroof ye ken where tae come” video
5/2
2020
Only so long a can zoom the homies for without wanting tae break the law n snog them
5/1
2020
@k_kimmins Not something 1 would announce publicly @pcon666 Hahahaha honestly nothin has changed permo reekin a potent dung n shite smeared all over the pan 24/7 @erinreynoldsx If I knew let me tell u yammer would be bouncin yammer polis on the scene @nikolefoley7 @guy_lith Don’t be silly he works from home after he threw a tantrum for a laptop x @eilidhblakexx Don’t stand a chance chickCanny believe that during a pandemic there’s tramps in ma work who stand at the sinks in the toilets n pretend to w… https://t.co/qoFwA4Bng7
4/30
2020
Need a vimto slush n 10 flamin wraps injected inty me right noo
4/25
2020
@DarrenSmith_96 RT @mickneezda Mbm @mickneezda Chicken wing seasoned in orange zest @mickneezda Al be deed you’ll still be talkin minceGroup quiz “who’s most iikely to die alone” - Allan ??? Adonbilvit
4/24
2020

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