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We are here to laugh at the odds, and live our lives so well, that death will tremble to take us. -Charles Bukowski

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Joined Twitter 5/12/14


💉 Vaccine Drives available at Independence Hills Park! https://t.co/u0Y7xNh4jd
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5/9
2021
I became a tia again this past Tuesday! He’s really cool to hang out with at 2am when he’s wide awake! (it will ma… https://t.co/EvNnGUi4FNMy favorite new equipment purchase for the lab – a travel crib to go in my office so my graduate student can bring… https://t.co/y67A78h6ei
Retweeted by AleahShe was born in the mornin Late October San Antone
Retweeted by AleahI think all exams should be open book. It increases note taking skills that are actually used in life and the work… https://t.co/dX3ONLdKn0
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5/8
2021
Steadily callin’ my phone https://t.co/zcXlZEuRpy
Retweeted by Aleahall the girls i follow are already my friends in my head so jus lemme know when y’all bitches hungry so we can go eat mk
Retweeted by AleahSo weird how newborns cry every two hours on the dot to eati don’t understand pro life moms. if anything becoming a mom made me more pro choice than before, this shit is not… https://t.co/G7ps5emoPq
Retweeted by AleahCandice this and candice that but bruh candice pain go away https://t.co/hzBzMdrUj1
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5/7
2021
About to take my last ever final as an undergrad 🥲 It’s over after this 🥲🥲nina dobrev played the fuck out of katherine pierce chile
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5/6
2021
My mom deserves the world what the fuck am I supposed to get her for Mother’s Day 😩😂😂
Retweeted by AleahMine supports me pretty well if I do say so myself 😗✌🏼 https://t.co/bd9J5Gq6HiMy professor straight up didn’t care to break everyone’s souls the day before our final. What a time to be a college student 🥲Crying in the club. 🥺🥺🥺👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻💜💜💜
5/5
2021
@AmaCastt Will send you pics when hes here!!!!😘😘🥰🥰💜💜 @AmaCastt LITERALLY ON HIS WAY AS WE SPEAK!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JAX!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! @alexiageorgette just push him out already I’ve been waiting almost 12 hours now 🥲Okay love the 90s "see through Game Boy" aesthetic applied to this Pipette Boy https://t.co/fz075NGtut
Retweeted by AleahAlright alright alright alright alright we made one. https://t.co/lSMmPTtgdD
Retweeted by AleahMany drunken nights ended here, you Might be gone but you’ll never be forgotten, until we meet again TP 🕊 https://t.co/MUIfdjPpX2
Retweeted by AleahHe’s on his way!!!!🥰 Can’t wait to welcome you into this world baby Jax! https://t.co/tMfpZwOX2BFlags in Laredo shall fly at half-staff tomorrow... https://t.co/L8Xk9mB3QF
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5/4
2021
i bounce back from anything. i just have to cry first.
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5/3
2021
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Retweeted by AleahSome night pictures from yesterday📷 https://t.co/CIWk3jMvJrcow appreciation post https://t.co/vTB8kkWM1d
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5/2
2021
Scoliosis surgery, before and after. https://t.co/gopavwu88V
Retweeted by AleahThe GOP “Tough Guy Border Tour” is so enticing, dudes who live 1200 miles away with zero jurisdiction are lining up… https://t.co/XUkCXV0JFi
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5/1
2021
when someone asks me anything https://t.co/IzX2CuOhhD
Retweeted by AleahUniverse be kicking my ass then gives me a hug
Retweeted by AleahI worked at MIT, nights weekends & holidays, for 5.5 yrs as a grad. I am still working nights/wknds to finish up se… https://t.co/m6JeRmG2kH
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4/30
2021
You need a permit to go fishing in Texas https://t.co/U0VpUOCCVp
Retweeted by AleahBreaking: The Senate has just passed the Drinking Water and Wastewater Infrastructure Act of 2021, 89-2. The 'no'… https://t.co/TKmoLTKrjk
Retweeted by Aleahmy professor just sent us a 5 minute apology video for falling behind on grading our assignments bc she's overwhelm… https://t.co/vD7M4CoKYc
Retweeted by AleahI don’t care what CDC says, I’m fully vaccinated and I’ll still continue to wear my mask.
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4/29
2021
burnt out to the point it’s affecting my productivity, which brings me anxiety because I feel like I’m letting ever… https://t.co/R4q74ZgJI6
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Retweeted by AleahRatemyprofessor will HEAR from me after this semester ong
Retweeted by Aleahit won’t matter if every single american is fully vaccinated against COVID-19, if the global patent isn’t lifted an… https://t.co/uZNzDyfZl7
Retweeted by Aleahthe semester is almost over the semester is almost over the semester is almost over the semester is almost over the semester is almost over
Retweeted by AleahMom: are you okay? Me: I hate it here but I’m fine Mom: huh? Me: huh?? The beauty of revising your 15 page re… https://t.co/o5k07uJugT
4/28
2021
RIP to all the mfs who died in GTA because I was bored https://t.co/E237UDcfOE
Retweeted by AleahDo you remember when we used to go out until 5am??? Now look at us. Yawning before midnight. Shameful.
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4/27
2021
4 reasons i do things -for the bit -for the aesthetic -spite -for dolly parton
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4/26
2021
God I am not your strongest soldier PLS STOP
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Retweeted by AleahThis past year will be the hardest thing to explain to our grandkids https://t.co/GGn6pa8Mxy
Retweeted by Aleah"wya?" the edge bro. the edge.
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4/25
2021
I just got a camcorder for when my sister goes into labor so I can be that one idiot recording every moment and giv… https://t.co/YfRiCpDnZfIf your name is Caroline, your bf Jake from UH said he cheated on you rn to his buddies
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4/24
2021
Happy birthday @VictorCamps54 You’re forever and always will be my favorite Taurus😘 Thanks for all the great talk… https://t.co/LrU1wnTDTMThis week @aleahgeorgina defended her UG thesis. I am honored to be her mentor and watch her grow as a research sc… https://t.co/FJwS0ukPZx
Retweeted by AleahI completely understand why our parents used to say “if it ain’t one thing it’s another” 😭 Them mfs wasn’t lying about that one
Retweeted by AleahShrek is 20 years old today , happy birthday shrek 💚 🎈 https://t.co/vlBoDOORuo
Retweeted by Aleahi mean...accurate https://t.co/6ItQLzF8gf
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4/23
2021
Mood: https://t.co/5NxxOxyPoz
Retweeted by AleahMe with basically 2 weeks left in the semester: “What time does class even start at???”my 96 year old grandpa has just had his own book published with all his poems from his life. it’s available on amaz… https://t.co/GHaJsxz5Iv
Retweeted by Aleahme listening to u abt ur day https://t.co/Mkh1grmSqi
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4/22
2021
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread https://t.co/gZNxESUSha
Retweeted by AleahThem waiting for all the Seniors to graduate so they don’t have to give them CARES money https://t.co/yLZJpLeUxz
Retweeted by AleahNever understood why immigrants can't just take some sort of entrance exam so they can continue their careers. Ther… https://t.co/DDDK0f2t9G
Retweeted by AleahHas anyone told ERCOT? https://t.co/Y8lSSFof9h
Retweeted by AleahBREAKING 🚨 (Graphic) Bodycam video of 16-year-old Makiah Bryant show she attempted to stab person before she was sh… https://t.co/MTGtvX9gqn
Retweeted by AleahNot me crying Bc I turned in my honors thesis a while ago. (LOL) What a ride 🥺💜Soon.. https://t.co/5ZRyrfvXdc
Retweeted by Aleahthe columbus police murdered a 15 year old girl as the george floyd verdict came down. in the same neighborhood whe… https://t.co/LLriIyFSv2
Retweeted by Aleahshe was 15 years old. she was trying to protect herself. she called the police for help. but they murdered her inst… https://t.co/fFCivUM99L
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4/21
2021
As Derek Chauvin’s guilty verdict was being read out a cop in Columbus, Ohio shot and killed someone. Folks out the… https://t.co/AiU2XCnDCN
Retweeted by AleahBREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted of the murder of George Floyd. For the first time in Minnesota state hi… https://t.co/us0zWhOnYq
Retweeted by AleahBREAKING: The jury has found Derek Chauvin guilty of all murder and manslaughter charges for the police killing of… https://t.co/zT30LYw2t7
Retweeted by AleahGuilty af
Retweeted by AleahDerek Chauvin verdict in Minneapolis: Guilty on all three counts in the death of George Floyd.
Retweeted by Aleahguilty x3
Retweeted by AleahJury in Chauvin trial: Chauvin is found guilty on all three charges.
Retweeted by Aleah @caromherr Caro I hope you know everytime I take a shot in your honor, I wake up the next day regretting it but W… https://t.co/Ru9HW4KfRAI can’t wait to drink after my exam today because not only did my thesis presentation yesterday go a little side wa… https://t.co/aRNjraZyZRRELEASE | Three Dustdevils Earn All-Conference Status https://t.co/It3AD5Ql2X #DustEm🤘
Retweeted by AleahWhen someone says In N Out is better than Whataburger https://t.co/WbjBy8AYu2
Retweeted by AleahThings that should not end when the pandemic does: - Wearing masks when you’re sick - Online access options for ev… https://t.co/UGnsBxWj9K
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4/20
2021
tiktokers always making their ‘ugly’ to pretty transitions start with them wearing glasses like okayyy??? im sorry… https://t.co/ElyjSCXThB
Retweeted by AleahActually a little sad that I won’t be able to do figure 8s or zoomies during my thesis presentation tomorrow how I… https://t.co/3INZMfk4AH6 men on tiktok, possibly more, designated April 24th to be National Rape Day. They’ve even gone as far as providin… https://t.co/qSfDFkP417
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4/19
2021
the struggle 😫 https://t.co/Rwsk21KCN9
Retweeted by AleahOlivia rodrigo really said “cause even in your new bitch i can see a lot of me”
Retweeted by AleahLTE been acting real 3Gish lately.
Retweeted by Aleahhttps://t.co/LYk8Ak8yAn please share bc anything helps!! My mom and her friend organized this for their friend suff… https://t.co/IqoFNm8ogV
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4/18
2021

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