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@austin_walker I’ve always said that about you @austin_walker sounds like you’re ice skating uphillHello. The lead singer of Saliva is an unlockable character in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2003 for some reason https://t.co/und2FZFF1H
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7/21
2019
@BAKKOOONN is there at least such a thing as a Bongulan Warbird @bombsfall it's cancelled, imo @djfoster08 @loggedonanimal @AnodyneRhyme this guy? this guy's got the goods.tell me this is not an accurate description of Michael Schulte https://t.co/724r9IAwMt
7/20
2019
@TelepresenceLen the game version was very much handsomed up from the version described in the books. and even the… https://t.co/XWNS3n6pz8 @GrantDuerst you know there’s a pretty wide spectrum between “traditional Hollywood handsome” and “bad looking”bring me the head of alfredo garcia already feels like a witcher quest. just throw some trolls and wraiths in there or whatever.that's the kind of role you give to a warren oates, or whoever the modern equivalent ishenry cavill will probably be fine as geralt, but no matter how much you grizzle him up, a traditionally handsome a… https://t.co/6HXQkzHHBj @tamoorh if you ask me it’s this franchise that’s the real walking dead! @kathbarbadoro personally I say there’s not enough of it, but to each their ownsprawl out on the floor in front of your oscillating fan and contemplate redecorating your living room to match the… https://t.co/JehHkVZ7Ac
Retweeted by A Cruel Angel's Beavis @AwkwardLoser I think you’re taking my comment as an insult, which is not what I intended it as. I knew a lot of di… https://t.co/sTpoYqah09 @NastyChinHipstr @MinovskyArticle @ybbaaabby my hottest political take is that DC should become a state and they sh… https://t.co/w0eSBYhVph @MinovskyArticle @ybbaaabby don't get them started on North Virginia @K_Iragana_A say what you will about the void, there's no question: it's Big @K_Iragana_A there hasn't been space for good content on this website in quite some time @K_Iragana_A yes, but hear me out here... BIG. WEBSITE. @K_Iragana_A welcome to Big Web @Yelix The TerminatrixTerminator 3 mostly blows but it at least remembered that Ed Furlong John would definitely just grow up to be a twi… https://t.co/1rScOH1ZbDdirtbag hesher John Connor is the John Connor we’ve needed all along https://t.co/kFuRfWA8nzdo teens even react to things anymore @rachelmillman not gonna lie. it’s been a rough transition.TEENS REACT to LLOYD BRIDGES @johntv @aurahack @kuraine I think often of him fistfighting Saddam Hussein at the end of Hot Shots Part Deux. too often, really. @aurahack @johntv @kuraine I had hoped for more Lloyd Bridges involvement, but this is good too @Bboy_Izilla that’s what we said about the Trump candidacy @aurahack @johntv @kuraine what bizarre path has led the three of you to Hot Shots @Bboy_Izilla I think she’s been successful in her grift specifically because she’s good at this sort of thing. she… https://t.co/rr2fB4jPIR @ElisaRockDoc @bombsfall this is exactly one layer deeper than my CATS referential knowledge goes
7/19
2019
@bombsfall what about the rum-tum-trillion dollar deficit @minkahunter Minka DESTROYS Fester’s QuestWe are the future, Charles, not them. https://t.co/O12oKYp7mg
Retweeted by A Cruel Angel's Beavisthe cats are bad, folksI saw both a picture of my grandfather at my dad’s then-age and a picture of my dad as a teenager in the same week,… https://t.co/y9xzNbW8rji will not use the face app aging thing but not out of any principled stance. all the men in my line of the family… https://t.co/Vplc73hjLQ @3liza we all know they’re getting ready to seal themselves up in expensive bubbles once climate riots kick off. fr… https://t.co/cV6MJ56gHc @3liza the storm was maybe an hour total with lulls in between bursts of rain and lightning, and it was INTENSE @Dconquist yesI love this current feature of summer where the sky goes from zero to Gozer in about five seconds
7/18
2019
@MurderBryan the “shove it” part of My Own Summer but he’s screaming “chive on" @xoxogossipgita I don’t feel like this is going to get much traction among actual voters, but it is fascinating to… https://t.co/Hhmpi3KCjnEarthquake's son posts photos of him regularly on Reddit, and this one of him stoked to get the Pure Disco CD is am… https://t.co/tbIfymy4bm
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7/17
2019
@MinovskyArticle all the good wrestlers fight each other for a whole month. what's not to love? @bombsfall @lukewilusz https://t.co/sRDIWNNOlI
7/16
2019
@johntdrake congrats, man! hit me up, I’ve got a motion-based Fantasia game I want to pitch you on. @headfallsoff *hissing through teeth* my purchassssssessssss @headfallsoff also, in the case of something like, say, Amazon Deals, it is the easiest thing in the fucking world to respect @aurahack @legobutts they sure were paying the dude who had to go reset it every time it detected a piece of cardboard on the ground
7/15
2019
what da fuck https://t.co/WgwqOzRjT6 @johntdrake @GameOverGreggy sorry PR duties for that title were transferred to the folks at ROMHackz.Warez [flips c… https://t.co/GgweUxOvXr
7/14
2019
@Meizzner also that’s two questions @Meizzner I’m not trying to it just haunts me. People sent us a bottle. I did not try it. The smell was so revolting I refused. @ICELEVEL these people are clearly ill prepared for the exploding barrel chuckersthat is not what ranch dressing smells like. that is what the corner of hell reserved for serial murderers smells like.I have a fairly strong stomach but every once in a while I start to remember what ranch soda smelled like and have… https://t.co/woM3ARnPMX
7/13
2019
@K_Iragana_A that’s my mom @MaraWilson @BAKKOOONN @Brandon_Bird a good number of the kids shows I watched when I was younger made constant old… https://t.co/VKGREf54Ba @headfallsoff it da be like that, tho @sssabriiiinaaa @libbycwatson noooooooooooo @psychologydumb feel like they kinda buried the lede there, since she resigned to go spearhead Trump’s reelection superPAC @libbycwatson tough, but fair. hell I cry when I think about cats being SADhttps://t.co/M28n4Lytgfyou really, honestly hate to see it https://t.co/BE4rFBhuzFtrades are now announced by an enormous floating stone effigy named ZARWOJthe year is 2025, contracts are now measured in three month periods, and the only team still holding an original as… https://t.co/VO1xkgQjHaI will give up ever worrying about the long term future of any one franchise forever if things can just be this bonkers all the timethe assertion that players have too much control now is immediately refuted by how much this offseason rules. it’s… https://t.co/cclRzxa8Lvthis year in particular has been like watching a tornado violently rearrange league assets like houses in a Kansas townthere is no offseason I enjoy more and understand the machinations of less than the NBA https://t.co/QZHJgUKKKz
7/12
2019
@MurderBryan legit the best band and arguably the best album out of that whole genre/scene (I lean Around the Fur,… https://t.co/VB2nVKLrMApicture now, on this Warm Summer's Night, if all the "SWEARS" on this page were replaced with helpful links to mazda "Sign and Drive" events
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7/11
2019
Ozzy Osbourne: ALL ABOOOOARD Me: Oh good. Cool. What's this song called, Normal Train. (A bunch of scary guitars an… https://t.co/4FWYkWcYwY
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7/10
2019
@austin_walker too many zoomers, maahhhtyNever forget Giant Bomb discovering that Jonathan Frakes is the devil in the most obvious place, a 90s celebrity po… https://t.co/tq7tBjQ5VF
Retweeted by A Cruel Angel's Beavis @artboypolitico I only meant in the context of the fiction I was describing. I know about the unwarranted troubles… https://t.co/DJMbks26Ku @bombsfall hell yeah games rock https://t.co/BgsBNMDG6b
7/9
2019
at least SOMEONE has some vision around here https://t.co/izLwJHAu3fa disturbing number of you believe all clown-oriented gangs to be alike, erasing the distinct and vibrant culture… https://t.co/1dCldfP1Teall your cyberpunk dystopian fiction has failed because it could not conceive of something so simple and perfect as… https://t.co/QIr9bOzuSshttps://t.co/n7secqwdW7
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7/8
2019
@MartinTsang gonna watch that this week in the lull between G1 showsG1 season is back baby. it’s good again. awoouu (wolf howl) https://t.co/MYIBfIuiI3 @ZODIAC_MF I'd say don't let married life change you, but I doubt there's too much risk of that. congratulations, man.on the one hand I'm American, but on the other I went to Amsterdam a couple of years ago and had a fun time, so yea… https://t.co/dUzMh3sah4you don’t see people winning UFC fights with a Tiger Knee all that often https://t.co/ILCwVpaqqV
7/7
2019
@JoelEhsman I think he was one of the breakouts of the tournamentif you, like me, are still catching up on this a month after the fact, here are my favorites from the end of the to… https://t.co/qd7xJEuUdPman, that RULEDif it was acceptable to go about my daily life wearing jushin liger's gear, i would never even take off the cape
Retweeted by A Cruel Angel's Beavisjust in time for the G1 to start, I am finally watching the BOSJ finals
7/6
2019

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