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Will tell you about things I do here: The Horne Section tour and podcast, https://t.co/2M5qsSBHKj, #taskmasterbook, #BADGOLF etc. Apologies for constant self-promotion...

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I've made it! And also, I've made it. Thanks John and daughter. https://t.co/uhBGxnNaEw
2/18
2020
Oh dear, Monday evening, time for some lovely #badgolf with @nomadicrevery of course. I continue to be annoying, he… https://t.co/XhtxQlcUMZ
2/17
2020
Not a bad attempt by @billieeilish for new @007 song.. but we prefer to go with what you know in life. https://t.co/SSclGlgJXw
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2/15
2020
🚨NEWS FLASH🚨 The commentary team is complete, @CheshamUTD_YTH very own @AlexHorne will be joining @elisjames &… https://t.co/Q6z25qbiMP
Retweeted by Alex HorneWe’re very excited about returning to the QE hall for a ten year anniversary special! Tickets on sale soon... https://t.co/GXLcOVDjtU
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2/14
2020
Hero of the day! https://t.co/NFkvJLFUim
Retweeted by Alex HorneWhy are more people not talking about Pat Cahill's "C for Coconuts" song, featured on @hornesection podcast? This i… https://t.co/6RjaIEnWWb
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2/13
2020
@StuartBroad8 this is very random but, I run a taskmaster club at the I work in. I challenged the pupils to get the… https://t.co/MGbeiYG3b6
Retweeted by Alex Horne @ApposArt Make good choices. (Also, most things don’t matter) Have fun!Morning! One of my favourite stupid @hornesection podcasts is now out. Featuring @patcanbefound and some of his sen… https://t.co/OaLX3ZC6YZ
2/12
2020
@hornesection Yes!!!Podcast alert! One of our ultimate faves tomorrow patcanbefound it’s bloody funny. I bloody heard it. https://t.co/du2kEEO8QY
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2/11
2020
@gmk3000 @watsoncomedian @EveGasse @timkeyperson I heard a rumour it was coming back...? @1000_Monsters @hornesection Hello! Are we ok to tweet this out with the next ep?! It’s so good!
2/10
2020
The Horne Section Podcast! @hornesection @AlexHorne https://t.co/JWNlapIQd4
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2/9
2020
#taskmasterbook update - January 2020 Read: https://t.co/HJOH568baH
2/7
2020
This is Dave. Dave came from Manchester to London to record Elis and I doing an escape room. Dave carried all the k… https://t.co/1NIhacpa3h
Retweeted by Alex HorneFinally uploading a load of our silly tunes to our unloved (till now!) YouTube channel. Head over there and comment… https://t.co/cXphXKVRXJ
Retweeted by Alex HorneAnother reminder about the @hornesection podcast - out today! Stupid! https://t.co/vKBINTvGvDIt's a Weetabix and @hornesection podcast kinda morning https://t.co/JB2TS9WOc4
Retweeted by Alex HorneYes! New podcast with the excellent @WixKaty - listen, subscribe, have lunch etc https://t.co/5mbK5YbSwg
2/5
2020
@detritustroll Yes, fair enough. Cream please. Then the jam. @WixKaty yes. Pretty hard hitting stuff this week. Bye! https://t.co/5olOyL9VKB
2/4
2020
@kristamundry @gdavies Well. Yes. Sort of. This weekend is soon! I could send something? Dm? @EmjRettort @taskmaster Brilliant! Let me know if I can help at all. Have fun x @LornaH93497788 @hornesection Ketchup!!! Morning!
2/3
2020
Lovely stuff. https://t.co/js8aqEd2VQ @KatyFunnell @hornesection @EdGambleComedy You’re back in, Ed. Hardware store?
2/2
2020
All is not lost! Thanks everyone. I’ve connected it to a telly and it works. Phew. So now it’s just getting the scr… https://t.co/BQB2jJWrYC @yenotsneb Thanks I don’t have such a wire but I’m sure I can get one!Thanks all. I’m going to watch match of the day for a bit then resume the kettle lead search. Glad you’re all having as much fun as me. @yenotsneb Yes! This sounds good... thanks Ben... what lead do I put where?Except I can’t plug in projector because it needs an old kettle lead thing. Where might I have one of them? I’ve ch… https://t.co/1WHi9wbxFgGuilty laptop eating dog https://t.co/YVhQsCeCqhSome answers: she’s a 14 week old cockapoo and she’s not glowing. It was a laptop. I’m going to plug it into a proj… https://t.co/QDAlFmh2gR @SubvertC That sounds like a plan!My dog has just chewed my computer and my computer now just glows a bit. Very big problem or quite a big repairable… https://t.co/xCknjYtTzF @chloe_mxox Sorry, I don’t have the info yet but this is the place to find out - @taskmaster is worth following too...
2/1
2020
@CtTweets08 It will be just the same! Except I’m going to have in-soles.Next series of the Best Music Podcast (@podbible) launches this Wednesday, with our favourite guy @EdGambleComedy -… https://t.co/BiIX9Wwp2e
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1/30
2020
'Big dog in the house!' - It's @JoeLycett's best Taskmaster Moments: https://t.co/ZhYx9MIUo4 https://t.co/9fZcbYN6vT
Retweeted by Alex HorneThe @hornesection is back! Featuring the nice and funny @EdGambleComedy and some stupid songs. https://t.co/gSpnwlp9Ww @Clarkey9 Hope today is a good day for you.The boys are back in town! 👍🏻😂😊⁦@hornesection⁩ https://t.co/hXrZVzeqKS
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1/29
2020
@KxESU @taskmaster @gdavies Absolutely. Excellent work all!Morning! Some Monday relief via #badgolf with @nomadicrevery - this time John channels Oliver Twist... ANYTHING CAN… https://t.co/I5M62e8mPC
1/27
2020
@num1trigger @hadi41231 Great. Send me a message in the next few weeks and we will sort it out. @hadi41231 @num1trigger Good point! I’ll follow you @num1trigger so stay in touch if this would work for you guys... @davided90 @Channel4 October I think... hello! @Kommie_Kermit @skyshadowudall @richardosman @Aidan_Merritt @susie_dent I'm around.
1/24
2020
@num1trigger Hi to you and Lori. It’ll be back in October - sorry it’s not sooner! Happy birthday in May and hope s… https://t.co/1JfsJTPQp0Next Wednesday... January 29. I hope! https://t.co/iUprPw7t4j @Ateachingdad @MrBoothY6 @AlexHorne Happy to help. Also, loads on https://t.co/sDeymfPW7g from @JamesBlakeLobb
Retweeted by Alex Horne @JohnDisco1 @taskmaster Sorry for the delay. Hope you're not still stuck... https://t.co/bE5jW2NFqz… … and not: https://t.co/IwBXDhqByT @walnutwally13 Thank you! Your video brought back all the memories. See you this year I hope. @AlexHorne our family Hogmanay is in Pitlochry and is taskmaster themed. This is our efforts for task #167https://t.co/MvDl7gtNKG
Retweeted by Alex Horne @kateatkins33 @taskmaster Sorry to miss the deadline by so long. Hope you had an excellent night and are having an… https://t.co/LMFpc0BdFl @fchange @taskmaster Hi Chris! Sorry for the delay but yes, I think so. Very glad to hear she made it. Happy Christmas. @biorunner03 Lovely stuff Helen. Happy Christmas! @carolelnicholls Ha. Excellent tweet. Happy Christmas. @RuthieS85 @taskmaster Sorry for the slight delay. Hope you're not still stuck... https://t.co/bE5jW2NFqz… … and… https://t.co/NwN9TxROg8 @kg_se10 Late to this but YES. GREAT WORK. Others have done more but none as exotic. Congratulations. 5 points. @abihawkins90 @taskmaster Sorry for the delay. Hope you're not still stuck... https://t.co/bE5jW2NFqz… … and not… https://t.co/jP8drJsqKnThis man sets a high standard or tasking. https://t.co/NSqL8RmFYBI missed this back in November. An excellent example of the Where's Wally genre. https://t.co/6ychQF5mJh @CurlyLivi Calendar is a GREAT idea. Leave it with me. Hello! @MacbethSeath @taskmaster @steviebay1 Lovely but why are you naked. Hello!Task #139 Make the prettiest plate in the rain Plenty of rain around today Let’s do a rainy day task!!😆… https://t.co/hcXZuYlCIS
Retweeted by Alex Horne @JGAdventureZone @taskmaster There's denying it. That's a cow.Obviously I can't condone this... https://t.co/bugNJ0KMgARemarkable as usual. https://t.co/I422ScZyTbThis is my sort of thing. https://t.co/vUVgregn9p @doothcrow Ha! A point a label sounds about right...
1/23
2020
@AlexHorne @gdavies we’re doing a taskmaster at my work for the most likes on a social media post, please help!! #taskmaster #help
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1/22
2020
@Woodygrimble Ha. Thank you.
1/21
2020
@villads_e @andycartwrites @tvprisen Tillykke!!! @steviebay1 You were in Chesham! I wasn’t! Next time let me know!
1/19
2020
Ronnies tickets! https://t.co/rvTHkPUUwf
Retweeted by Alex Horne @lmwhite92 @taskmaster @AlexHorne Hi Laura, More stock will be available in first few weeks of February 🙌
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1/14
2020
@carlalouiseee Yes it will! More details sometime soonish probably, bye! @iheartmastodons Excellent. Taskmaster: doing things you wouldn't normally do because you're a grown up but a grown… https://t.co/ykh6RKA0evThe @hornesection podcast returns on January 29th. With a bit of luck. Bye! https://t.co/TbJA4rfOc4https://t.co/ioAcGd1D3V
Retweeted by Alex HorneBRILLIANT. Also, apologies. I am so behind with #taskmasterbook updates... (I blame Christmas etc) - but there'll d… https://t.co/0XqJ4gGh6RMonday morning #badgolf for you! @nomadicrevery and I playing muddy golf and talking nonsense. Watch and subscribe… https://t.co/fNUfkG876s @sazzlevaughan84 Oh yes. That’s excellent!
1/13
2020
You know the drill! https://t.co/O80WQR4iO9
Retweeted by Alex HorneDERBY DELIGHTS at the Meadow 🆚@BeaconsfieldFC ⏰Sat 11th Jan, 3pm 🎟️Adults £10 🎟️Concs £8 🎟️U18s £3 🎟️U12s Free 📍Th… https://t.co/RQQmlg7Xie
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1/11
2020
Our 10 yr anniversary shows at @officialronnies go on sale on Monday 13th for members, then Thursday 16th for everyone else...
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1/9
2020
The shows at Ronnie Scotts are not on sale yet, but will be soon. These 2 shows are the beginning of our 10 year an… https://t.co/nhF25o0wIW
Retweeted by Alex HorneHooray, all our extended tour shows are now on sale! https://t.co/PEX2Jt4dM6 please buy buy buy!
Retweeted by Alex Horne @revkatebottley @gdavies You did very, very well. “Cheating” is encouraged as long as it’s not “cheating”.
1/7
2020
@TomMelville1 Oh wow. Just watched it. Amazing. They are the best. Thank you for pointing me towards it.The Teenager is livid because I won @taskmaster The Board Game, by a country mile @AlexHorne @gdavies The house is… https://t.co/vp4gupI4p6
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1/6
2020
Jarvis Cocker for the next series of @taskmaster @AlexHorne
Retweeted by Alex Horne @GrahamWilko Good question but I’m sorry, I don’t. I imagine it’ll be very soon. I’ll definitely mention it here fi… https://t.co/NSfLgTdyBjWell this is exciting! We won, BEST MUSIC PODCAST, thanks for voting everyone.. https://t.co/sK1oVtrqnc
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1/3
2020
@DavidMo68363660 @taskmaster Sorry but it has to be the boys... girls in a creditable second place though!
1/2
2020
@Katiehughsie98 @taskmaster @gdavies Tough choice, I’d go for Mr Scotch Egg. Closely followed by the Clock Jock.
1/1
2019
@walnutwally13 Such a brilliant family! Thanks for taking part so wondrously, see you in 2020 Dinsdale/Wallys! X
12/31
2019

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