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Senior Comms Director at @StandMighty & @TeamWaxman. Ted Danson called me Janet once. Opinions/tweets are mine alone.

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Joined Twitter 1/26/09


@JasmineLWatkins Same. Hard to comprehend. Incredibly bad for the NFL. Sad for him. So much talent but they waited… https://t.co/1oOeRz2TpL @JasmineLWatkins Me too. NutsOh my goodness what?! https://t.co/JWQBwd3xAd
8/25
2019
@aedwardslevy I've been trying to find a Moulton Leaves/Lava one all morning but it's not workingyes I am going to tweet out this article I am quoted in https://t.co/PVtAIGVGEt @patspulpit nice that Hogan came out too
8/23
2019
Thinking of the poor Laconia Daily Sun reporter who missed the massive story in their rote write-up of local grand jury proceedingslot of people going to be lying on their resumes in a few years https://t.co/6HwCnD6ZJD
8/22
2019
Enjoyable article on the history of Nessie and a new effort to find her using eDNA. My favorite part, which I hadn'… https://t.co/237pqPsJUR @sarahcpr @NikkiHaley @kasie love too vaguely debunk things nobody is saying::screams:: https://t.co/8aAJ2TNkAk @NoraPrinciotti Write this plzThere is a lot of justified anger at Sean Spicer's inclusion here... But it's also extremely important that James… https://t.co/3Me5t9wBjHdon't forget that Avril rhymed "dead" with "dead" https://t.co/5n4cH7LMWfjust add it to the list: https://t.co/uRVUs8WkV4what if this movie is the thing that pushes everything over the edge https://t.co/Hj0y9XDYBHhttps://t.co/fMPyNrPTPBit's exhausting enough that you almost forget all the evil happening at the same time https://t.co/E8ryFcjacwthe news just this morning: Boris Johnson thinks Ireland would be happy to join a new union with the UK Trump can… https://t.co/nlE7Dlkb5yeverything is so dumb @PitHoyaFan88 jaw-droppingImagine if Modi woke up tomorrow and was like, “Yeah, I think we are gonna go ahead and buy Rhode Island.” We would… https://t.co/8vNhHyCzmQ
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8/21
2019
[hushed voice] they DO move in herds https://t.co/RuEjeMM7DT
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8/20
2019
@HeerJeet @rebleber have you seen the nfl?! @tvoti @kvanaren @manymanywords cc @ztiworoh @AlexCKaufman And, as in so many other areas, climate change is going to scramble the whole board in the years ahea… https://t.co/ns6fEPUARpKind of an eye-popping quote from the French Ag Minister: "There is no scenario in which French fishermen should be… https://t.co/3ac2MA5sWK @alexburnsNYT can't wait for them to bust out "peace in our time"
8/19
2019
Lot of people who should know better. Extremely disappointing https://t.co/RPekXP60kG @BerndBuchmasser My goodness that’s a hell of a sentence
8/18
2019
i would rather die https://t.co/KQY2gTMl5O
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8/17
2019
@BracketvilleUSA @GMHertz @CasualHoya @BobbyBancroft cc @GeorgetownHoyas @GeorgetownHoops🥳 https://t.co/VqzhARepSt @DavidLJarman @Gaber205 @DKElections oooh fun as i am sure you know, we Connecticutians do very little at the coun… https://t.co/PvYJLnGcTM @DavidLJarman @Gaber205 @DKElections ah a few things here -- 1 - borough populations are split out from the actual… https://t.co/rpwA2ZXSVT @ScottWamplerBMD smart @Gaber205 @DKElections yeah...I was initially just thinking that Milford at least would outrank Stratford, but there are a bunch moreWeWork used artificial intelligence to learn that people drink coffee in the morning so they should hire a barista https://t.co/pJoUnZTi6l
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong @themadstone @NatGeo a) my goodness this is terrifying b) great to see your byline in NatGeo, though @Gaber205 @DKElections also how is Stratford the third largest place in CT-3? @VincentDGabriel whole lotta yikesget away from me https://t.co/NUg9QJhwylthe perfect summation of this week, by @spierz: "the fish tube forms an inverted yield curve"Huh https://t.co/Jzz2QsxM67
8/16
2019
"It is the kind of quote you'd die for, and I am very jealous of Martin for having landed it. 'If it were complete… https://t.co/S2xLz3k6Yg @MNdriftless I have *not* seen that episode and find this tweet enjoyably inscrutableno thanks https://t.co/EH3BagvXzD @NoraPrinciotti @HOFDewey amazing @joshtpm @bad_takes he should have copy-pasted it from somewhereHoly shit. Ebola cure. Like really. Mortality rates from 75% untreated to 6%. SIX. https://t.co/5NzKMN5wU0
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong @TheNotoriousPHE Yeah — no real need for media to use the language of a legal fiction. @TheNotoriousPHE Lol Hick is hoping Goodell reinstates him in time for the next debates I think it’s a technicalit… https://t.co/ehGRiQQwRA @TroyMachir @seangentille since "gritty" is the mascot now, yes.
8/15
2019
@ZackCoxNESN looks like tape on a 5 @JM_SLAL Yeah I do think a generic "fewer wars" policy is popular. That's why Trump adopted it in 2016 @JM_SLAL I don't think most voters have a grasp of the policies involved, tbh. Might be an opportunity on something… https://t.co/3SZ0Yi6GNZ @JM_SLAL Ah well political science bears that out. @JM_SLAL Are you saying you think many voters have substantive foreign policy beliefs? Or just that important issues are being ignored?
8/14
2019
ugh I love it https://t.co/k4DT6ep6HYExtremely depressing map from a well-reported story about how much hotter the US has already gotten.… https://t.co/TpnFNfGh5u @stoolpresidente @ringer If you work for Barstool and want to have a private chat about the unionization process, h… https://t.co/ir6F02yOid
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong @JackieSavitz @leap29baby @WTOPtraffic https://t.co/OyfmxamRIZ suspect apprehendedMPD is currently investigating a domestic-related incident at the intersection of Connecticut Ave & L Street, NW. T… https://t.co/z4Drb5t6cH
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong @patrickmustain I'm still on the oceana alerts and got the first terrifying text 😬Police on 17 and K saying there is an active shooter. 17th is roped off between L and K, construction workers have… https://t.co/UBXJBXESXI
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8/13
2019
extracting as much wealth as they can and then retreating behind militarized borders is how the plutocrats plan to deal with climate change
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8/12
2019
Here in Charleston it really doesn't matter when restaurants open or close because one day the entire city will be… https://t.co/VraWvDMcen
Retweeted by Alex ArmstrongGonna be a big weekend for conspiracy theories.
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8/10
2019
@jeffvandermeer There is a (pretty good) fan made trailer for a Game of Thrones spinoff set in modern times like th… https://t.co/pdDwSOewAE
8/9
2019
Ugh this is so sad https://t.co/XILqBbIB9x @blippoblappo Ah but was upheld to give them a fig leaf I guess @blippoblappo Thought so. Shocked that these constitutional conservatives aren't holding that principle sacred anymoreRE: this Castro brouhaha: SCOTUS literally said the disclosures being public was important for advocacy and activis… https://t.co/CJAdiugxh4
8/7
2019
@blippoblappo Wasn't the transparency of these disclosures cited as justification for the citizens united ruling?Now we know why he's thinking of moving to Connecticut https://t.co/wfDKAtliX1 @MisterBrendan The whole take is deeply stupidWhite man looking for Budweiser feels victimized https://t.co/Zf8uogAC8almao this is so completely backwards. The dependable selection of maybe 3 piss-beers was an artifact of mid-20th ce… https://t.co/nh0oiSSZVB
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong"As far as he knows, Dr. Wahl said, using environmental data to tie together evidence from the written record and e… https://t.co/Fa1DdxnEkg @JayTKenney Judging Boston fandom by talk radio is like judging a website based on the worst parts of the comments section::stares in fox and friends:: https://t.co/N7CF4AsOhe @AstroKatie @naturalsciences This is lovelyThe world is awful and Twitter is weird but I was with my 2.5-year-old niece at the museum today and when we saw th… https://t.co/NNBz5d1cqg
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8/6
2019
I continue to be shocked at how rare this kind of statement has been - and impressed by the courage of those who do… https://t.co/sbI47yJOok
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8/5
2019
@annamerlan guy doesn't even know how to hold a microphoneTo my colleagues - get off your ass and do something. Stop pretending like your only responsibility is to offer s… https://t.co/eYILMyXjv2
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8/4
2019
@planoneck @Taniel ...And if one gets ten points ahead of the other, the leader probably decides they'll be fine on their own
8/3
2019
this is effing terrifying https://t.co/yLwUn8R6hGRepublicans in Congress are (implicitly) screening out the most unqualified nominees like Ratcliffe, his recent Fed… https://t.co/OcriVxpd2K
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong @squarelyrooted it wasn't bad! great bit of stunt casting with Mia FarrowReally disappointing article "Sharknado-esque predators on the loose" "Yeah, until a shark eats you" 25(!) grafs… https://t.co/JNuo1GEsVg(I am 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking dec… https://t.co/wJ2dV7t8io
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8/2
2019
Janet: Chidi, I can see that you're worried, and I just want to assure you, I am not human, and I cannot feel pain.… https://t.co/tgZbMWuE04
Retweeted by Alex Armstrong @NRMorrow i am not proud of thisas Nike here says, just do it https://t.co/Gl2hPfaMPI @PitHoyaFan88 @jbouie i was leaving out the depressing epilogue @jbouie i always think about how much time was spent litigating the details of the individual mandate in the 2008 p… https://t.co/L5ClrmG35F
8/1
2019
think it's about time the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority consider renaming DCA
Retweeted by Alex ArmstrongThe Warren wealth tax hand rub!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/2YF54JwPEv
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7/31
2019

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