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artisanal small batch hand crafted company. freelance games & content writer. tainui. 📝 @starcolthq @bffgame. 🥰 @allisashes. bi af. he/him. pic by @catty_art.

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please stay safe tonight, wellington frens @JessMWoodward y u p. @JessMWoodward I GUESS I SHOULD PREPARE FOR THIS CAMPAIGN WE HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE SEPTEMBER
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Retweeted by alex 'emojo' wGot out of a 5 year relationship and decided to transform the room I shared with my ex. 🕊 Before and after.
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Retweeted by alex 'emojo' w @stef_peacock @cryingcatimage tbh chinese is probably the one cuisine i would trust to cook tripe that tastes better than it looks @cryingcatimage i've never eaten it but i once had to touch it when i worked in a butchery. like the honeycomb trip…'s a reminder that volunteer applications for NZ Games Festival 2020 are open! This is a really great way to ge… @JessMWoodward dab gif here @kitsubasa @JessMWoodward i wish i had that kind of authority @kitsubasa yeahhhh they're very expensive + some of the flavours are seasonal @kitsubasa @JessMWoodward i'm losing my mind @JessMWoodward par-boiled, roughed up and roasted. duck-fat style. followed by scalloped potatoes/dauphinoise @JessMWoodward OH. LOL. @kitsubasa the salted butter caramel flavour??? omg @JessMWoodward omg... potato salad* @JessMWoodward but if you're making a potato slaad, idk, perlas probably @JessMWoodward see, the potatoes we get in nz are kind of limited. there's a bon appetit video where they go over s… @kitsubasa i've had some very underwhelming macarons in my life. jaimes les macarons from chch, also available in m… @passcod potsticker style is best, unless they're soup dumplings or IN soup. steamed is okay, boiled is like... why… @NyxLock AH, FUCK @Canti_aka_Stars LOOK, @NyxLock sorry harley you've been blocked from the circle @Canti_aka_Stars i'm sold @NyxLock FUCK YEAH CARROT CAKE. my favourite vessel for cream cheese frosting. the amount of frosting determines th… ora! Please share this around far and wide. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate whatever you can. Hop…
Retweeted by alex 'emojo' w @versusinfinity i ate so much pasta in melbourne @versusinfinity also turns out my anti-boner for pasta is actually just an elitist boner for homemade pasta @versusinfinity 1. lasagna: ok lasagna is a pasta dish yes but also its own thing. lasagna is the pinnacle of oven-… @jackalsalad TIMMMMMMMM this time actually tweet me a food and i'll give you my hot take on that food @stef_peacock what the fuck is a "non-patterned shirt"? @Volteccer which is ridiculous because i'm pretty sure every gay is hype for harley quinn alreadyI’m so tired.... I’m 1000 years old...... I don’t give a shit unless I see one of them cum in the others ass on scr…
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@ginnywoes Omg mine took 2 and it was Too Long For Me @ginnywoes How long did it take?? @ginnywoes NIIIIIIIIIICEI’M IN THE CORNER, WATCHING YOU KISS HER, OOOOOOOOHHHH
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Retweeted by alex 'emojo' w @mrgnarchr You know someone is going to bring a knife @chelle_jane_ 👁️👄👁️ You're welcome @josshendren Honestly it's just a Good Episode @chelle_jane_ 👁️👄👁️God I love Laura Bailey's role-playing so much @josshendren wow, multitasking, prouda u @josshendren ... well? @josshendren are you going toWe might be going to see a puppy on Monday. 🙊Tickets for Play by Play 2020 are on sale now - @nzgamesfest
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@liamesler I didn't apply but I would like to take this compliment please
Retweeted by alex 'emojo' w @gigahorsedeluxe @allisashes Definitely putting skulls on everythingyou: there's no such thing as a perfect cup. it does not exist me:
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Retweeted by alex 'emojo' w @gigahorsedeluxe @allisashes that's it we're going to the ukwe’re here at the ba test kitchen 🍴🍳 i had to make a lil tribute to my absolute favorite food content makers online…
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