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PLease buy me a kukri so I can defend my home from the Covenant https://t.co/ytgEqE8CKz

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@DxGGEAUX Evergreen contentEveryone needs to listen to this. It’s better than any season of Game of Thrones. I’m doing Armenian martial arts in my underwear @xoxogossipgita LISTEN TO ITAAAHHHHHHHH AAH! AHH! AH https://t.co/PoGkxpZVUHHas anyone tweeted about how grownup Robin Arryn can bust open their Moon Door. That’s what this pervert website is for @girlinabasement I gasped at her weirwood gown. Dont make fun of meWife time
5/20
2019
My new retirement goal is “The Nora Durst.” Sever all personal connections via a goop-and-laser machine run by Euro… https://t.co/IGM0E5hP2fI got a new pair of jeans that are just constantly coated in hair and lint. I’m convinced it has something to do wi… https://t.co/3Ola9DdYtP
5/19
2019
[Keanu Reeves shuffles up to me in a baseball cap, dusty blazer and hiking boots, weirdly pigeon toed and holding a… https://t.co/eLbItDJNm4I don’t have time to be irritated by Bret Stephens or know who that is. I am a fur trapper and I am kept very busy with my traps
5/18
2019
Rewatching Justified and I forgot how many Deadwood reunions there are. Reverend Smith just showed up as a Bluetoot… https://t.co/I8NalS3PvG @pattymo YEᗩᕼ @edzitron have at itJohn Wick 3 kicked unbelievable ass and it’s such a relief after the last few weeks to log on and not immediately s… https://t.co/FSgIQ4DWehkeanu training for john wick 3 set to house of woodcock https://t.co/vtzrH7I4Ni
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5/17
2019
I saw Keanu Reeves one time in LA. He was driving a carhttps://t.co/xiUIWRea9oWell I LIKE that Bill de Blasio killed that groundhoghttps://t.co/jWGCGYbgvb
5/16
2019
this is the funniest video ive seen in a while https://t.co/cwVSpSIB3i
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5/15
2019
Here comes my big tweet about HBO’s shows this Sunday. Ahhh here it comes. Sarah Goldberg is really really good on BARRY
5/13
2019
@pattymo https://t.co/ryziehGhGc @pattymo the part in italics kills me https://t.co/eh5xDzNQQ8 @BrandyLJensen The last three episodes are phenomenal even by the show’s standardsAlfred Entertainment NeumanIn 1976, I placed Richard Pryor’s injured horse in the back seat of my 4 door Jaguar to take to the Vet. I drive d… https://t.co/0ZJUbhGLPf
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5/12
2019
Birds are obsessed with perchinglooking for wifes https://t.co/nOT4wmN23Nfine here it is. I’m here to tell you the truth about vaccines https://t.co/bQZmRGJeDx
5/11
2019
@willmenaker @liamcunningham1 take the ferry out to Inishmore (the Iron Islands) and ride a bike to Dun Aengus if y… https://t.co/HdRPqDZhExnot mine but omg https://t.co/hv7jzVGHwj
Retweeted by L. Ron Greyjoyi'm just now catching up on the showering and hygiene discourse from last night https://t.co/ZDUHVfHVLF @BAKKOOONN disgraceful. those fries are disgraced
5/10
2019
Sitting in my backyard and an unfamiliar bird landed nearby and I looked it up and I’m pretty sure it was a gray ca… https://t.co/axzh1e9tJvEach installation would contain facilities to study and contain the Flood https://t.co/yGEDl6YW1BBlocking my wife's account, at the advice of my therapist, "TekkenChauncey"
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5/9
2019
Never been so indebted to a person as to @michaelwaldron for the time he showed us this dog v wolf chase scene from… https://t.co/1ZJB039051
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Retweeted by L. Ron Greyjoy @BobAlGreene 👀At the Met Gala, laying prone and completely motionless in a ghillie suit as celebs carefully step around me
5/7
2019
Let's check in on George RR Martin's blog! https://t.co/TMXksRpu0d https://t.co/b9QukQhEFwThe baristas at #Starbucks never spell #Daenerys correctly on the #StarbucksCup! #GoT https://t.co/hV5S6HWMLjJason “The Birdnerd” St. Sauver. Yes. YES! YES!!!! YES!!!!!!! https://t.co/yHYjzIRMqTThere are people who waited years to see “Only Cat” and “Edd, fetch me a block” onscreen. These people are NerdsThe only downside of GOT getting past the books has been the lack of supposedly “iconic” lines for them to slightly… https://t.co/ZVVFLnLoZX @max_read Quentyn Martell was never actually cut from the show, he just arrived at Meereen after Dany left and has… https://t.co/psfNmEhA7JGhost literally got sent to a nice farm upstate
5/6
2019
James Cameron’s Avatar is the unique, unadulterated creation of a visionary auteur and is basically the Star Wars o… https://t.co/MLfgllNeh0https://t.co/kJISur4UVJ
5/5
2019
Went to prospect park to do some amateur birdwatching and ran into a group of Tier One Birdmen stalking a supposedl… https://t.co/EWVXcy4y1Ehttps://t.co/koRm5VKtEbhttps://t.co/sR8XMR7AwTgood game https://t.co/jiCsSKD8tT
5/4
2019
https://t.co/YBOo7Ea96V @BobAlGreene Third panel Jon says *Aegon lol whoopsIf you live in New York City and don't support Bill de Blasio's presidential run you're a hypocrite and should have… https://t.co/IIHbGrONd1GF: Ugh, I had such a long day. My boss was — BF: Hey. Listen. This is a conversation that you should be having wit… https://t.co/ocJqNBq5cWBeen reading through Apollo 10 transcripts, please enjoy these quotes of Tom Stafford and Gene Cernan absolutely lo… https://t.co/9coEv96NMx
Retweeted by L. Ron GreyjoyIt’s Measles May! Who all getting measles? 🙋‍♂️🥴hhghgggg https://t.co/LEyCvkI67f
Retweeted by L. Ron GreyjoyStill thinking about this moment from the watch party on Sunday. CHILLS! https://t.co/gFTIZYQL7X
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5/3
2019
@Nathan_Okay @Yelix He’s named after a guy named Drogo it’s cool bro it makes sense @curtofranklin https://t.co/VAj0w8YA6o @Nathan_Okay would love to see you go Walk The Line on a public bathroom homieIt’s fun to go on r/gameofthrones and see posts like “that episode was AMAZING! I made this painting of Drogon and… https://t.co/BypdgU3Tdy
5/2
2019
The Smart Candidate https://t.co/9N0eIhVtJq
5/1
2019
The Sonic movie looks very unrealistic. And don't even get me started on the tropes
4/30
2019
In my opinion Halo is basically combat evolved
4/28
2019
Sigourney Weaver visiting the NBHS cast and crew at their encore performance of Alien after national media recognit… https://t.co/RlYUpHZg6y
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4/27
2019
Reading an article that tells me how to pee and poop during the superhero movie
Retweeted by L. Ron Greyjoyhttps://t.co/CurwxIaNBLRobert Entertainment LeeMy grandson . Hilarious . Great kid . Don't worry ...picks himself up, laughs and back into it . https://t.co/cyuOOHfztO
Retweeted by L. Ron Greyjoy[Brian Cox as Jack Langrishe in Season 3 of Deadwood voice] Ahh!!
4/26
2019
@jemmmons Michael Shannon was fun in that @NickMillerMusic He may be a starling, but he’ll never be a star...
4/25
2019
@TeamCornyn https://t.co/2sPoyDcJAX @melip0ne the only thing I see... is viral gold!!!
4/23
2019
Seth Moulton rocks! Me me, I'm a Moulton Man!
4/22
2019
Took three bites of an edible while wearing a cowboy hat and now. i’m cowboy @realDonaldTrump @WattersWorld @JudgeJeanine @RudyGiuliani https://t.co/4ICKu5WU2k
4/21
2019
@NickMillerMusic we’re in the back https://t.co/ng2btFZmWUThe Zizek/Peterson debate is just another awful example of how society pits beautiful and successful men against each otherc-boy is short for cowboy https://t.co/NXqQKFh5HU
4/20
2019
An incredibly rare eastern cougar has been spotted in the remote Virginia woods after being considered extinct for… https://t.co/3ub4xEUqS2 @OsitaNwanevu That party’s al qaedaWith all this politics news, I can’t help but think of this classic line from BURN AFTER READING: “You think this is a Schwinn?” @curtofranklin RIP https://t.co/GPkH31NDrO @Msummerslowe @AdamWeinstein The old 1895 armory in Portland Maine is now the fancy Regency Hotel https://t.co/vTXUnXaGfEUnexpected updates: the journalist who famously threw his shoe at Bush is swole as hell now https://t.co/PlqflA4kV8
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4/19
2019
https://t.co/Kgcw2zPHBDIf only Will McAvoy were here to see this. Rest in peace
4/18
2019
Finally went ahead and bought a book to try and make sense and order out of this chaotic world https://t.co/9sXtcq9JLGJack Dorsey onstage at TechCrunch, clad in black roughspun rags, barefoot, seven-pointed star carved into his foreh… https://t.co/MlBEKelfqB
4/17
2019
@vrunt JUDY: Yeah ok but who's the perfumed seneschal? STEVE: Bob in IT lol 😷 TOM: Steve can I see you in my office.the hound: you can't tell me lord eddard stark of winterfell never mowed the lawn sansa: it was his duty. he never… https://t.co/R3rRr3zUE6
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4/16
2019

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