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just annoying enough to be funny for short periods of time • a lil too gay for being bisexual and a lil too political for my own good • (she/her)

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Joined Twitter 9/23/20


@TheRealAlienTwo “well, what are humans, anyway? ugly bags of mostly water” (a beloved TOS quote for my mother and i) @springs_at @TheRealAlienTwo @kimbafed https://t.co/7Un2EybnPt @attorneydad um. maybe 18 at the earliest? when mainstream media picked up on the blm movement and i really started doing my own research @itsgayinthebay yes v good to know!! thank u!!!almost better https://t.co/4wAdLA9hRc @StevenAvocado you can’t be fucking doing this to me @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike 🤡🤡🤡🥱
1/16
2021
@showmetheyamz https://t.co/1tciMaWEvR @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike yeah, there’s 401k millionaires. and it says directly under… https://t.co/HAVbIbUOna @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike then post them 😂 @ILuhsHappoIDo @darthhawk82 @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike holy shit you are being BRUTAL w these facts it’s like watc… https://t.co/d6347G9J5t @teacupkitsune i would like to introduce you to my wonderful mother https://t.co/BvnPGk7fwf @maxoupial the more details i learn about this bible story the more i think eve was a lil justified and def doesn’t… https://t.co/vwSRqq7zUQ“is it a he or a she” it’s a me about to hit you
Retweeted by alex @Maybe_Ketamine “i love a girl who can eat” well you’re in luck chad cos wow do i have some news for youMy parents always told me not to talk to strangers on the internet. Well jokes on them because that is the only way I can make friends
Retweeted by alex @kkgrellzz her name was Clementina i’m not surprised queen name for a queen girl @teacupkitsune https://t.co/c50LmB7R8o @teacupkitsune THIS MIGHT BE SOME OF THE PRETTIEST WRITING IVE EVER ACCIDENTALLY DONE AND IM SO PROUD OF IT https://t.co/fVIIGObzU4 @teacupkitsune OHHHHH ok ok you should’ve led with that i wish u luck @teacupkitsune i mean...how easy could it be if you can’t even readi’m keeping this as an open thread bc this is what i taught him yesterday: https://t.co/bR2BYGk53D https://t.co/Tb4EHRqmhp @teacupkitsune idk man since it said on the coupon 😂😂 @electrohayes don’t you need some kind of proof to present articles of impeachment? but also, the democratic majori… https://t.co/PCXEhIyZpR @itsgayinthebay ooh but what are your gender pronouns may i ask? @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike imma believe Cornell over “Investopedia” but thanks for playing i guess @teacupkitsune @KaliMaFaja it’s not worth going unless you breast boobily while doing it @__31st @iBiteiStrike and by all means, you can be first in line to tell our teachers to get a “decent” job. @OswaldOLottakum @NaomiSeu why are carnivores like this @darthhawk82 @Ashlimartinez7 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike “who works fast food” “those are jobs for r… https://t.co/9iHr5yhEB6 @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike like we don’t want handouts, we just need some HELP @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike we don’t need to “save” people. we need to give them a REAL… https://t.co/WX9Vg6yj01 @ILuhsHappoIDo @darthhawk82 @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike always thought it was crazy how the pandemic proved that ou… https://t.co/UfcScPNCYJ @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike police officers. soldiers. do they not deserve to be able to live either? @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike security guards can make minimum wage. prison guards. tour guid… https://t.co/jiEOJRmqlN @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike sorry, what does “decent” mean to you? what are the standards?… https://t.co/oIb4UX9jqE @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike 🥱 https://t.co/RBy80PazUb @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike the...the retirees are the elderly... my dad returned at 65… https://t.co/w4Hxqww24Q @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike do u understand what “minimum wage” means as in it was establis… https://t.co/eMggT2Xy1z @xmothbloodx @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike LMAOOO facts like ur at the grocery store and… https://t.co/5T3RSGWmlJ @TedNotTedward @iBiteiStrike ooh i like the way you think @StormWall82 @hamofearth @iBiteiStrike yeah, bc the cost of living hasn’t risen at all 🙄 there are states w $15/hr… https://t.co/xyv8tLXonP @hamofearth @iBiteiStrike have you ever considered that in one of the richest countries in the world we shouldn’t h… https://t.co/gEXcEp6fqs @Yes2Democracy @TheOneFortyPlus THIS. STOP THINKING ONLY FAST FOOD PLACES PAY MINIMUM WAGE. @__31st @SoldbyElisa @TheOneFortyPlus @iBiteiStrike ok so then who does their job...if everyone just “got a better… https://t.co/BXFIH7YW5k @BrandonLboogy @SubAlurath @HollywoodDGirl @iBiteiStrike ok so the federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. your son is ma… https://t.co/8hrx2x6ak9 @king_Tezz_98 @kim_biesiada @iBiteiStrike construction. done. @darthhawk82 @ILuhsHappoIDo @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike considering that a lot of those problems stem from having a… https://t.co/3OnLgRQObD @brittan57269115 @KorinaLMoss @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike girl...the cost of living has BEEN increasing. the minimu… https://t.co/t5lVwPXb4s @EthanR_92 @DJezierski21 @iBiteiStrike not all of us come from rich parents, cishet republican white boy 🙄 @britt4jade @Havish_AF just take off the whole feetBREAKING NEWS: you can still support an elected official without loving everything they do and say!!! like tits ou… https://t.co/4OKLDTU3tC @sherrysworld it is now happier thank u @sarahlugor i mean shit that would be mad helpful @CarolRicard @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson and where is that proof bc holy hell what 😂😂😂 @MrsChelseaMonet @k_generis14 @KorinaLMoss @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike well we already knew about her education levels @x_trump2020 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson ah well, at least we can use grammar properly :/// @PatriotKimmie @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson they broke in and smashed up the capitol, and threatened the lives of SITT… https://t.co/5rEjB2OORF @tiraDom78 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson lmao by what @GooseGanderMom @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson ooh where’s the proof that sounds new @violetc19557000 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson explain how she isn’t..? @skips9 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson are we ignoring the absolute hypocrisy of this statement 😂😂 not like trump cheate… https://t.co/rhvHB3zMad @TipperDogDiary @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson well fuck, where’d all the trump supporters come from then 😳 @Georgie20026847 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson of course!!! wait sorry what evidence there is none @andy64874974 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson https://t.co/bFuM7MNHei @chiquibon2 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson i think that meant biden cared more about his supporters during a pandemic th… https://t.co/D8UyGmV7fU @x_trump2020 @chiquibon2 @auvi_lu @SheriAWilkinson it was!! but we impeached it :) @iBiteiStrike has the pandemic taught y’all ANYTHING those minimum wage jobs you’re shitting on are apparently ess… https://t.co/fwoXRfOZva @DJezierski21 @iBiteiStrike WHEW it smells like white privilege in here https://t.co/RaquDfkd6m @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike cool but that is literally not reality NOR realistic so why not let people just be able to live instead @iBiteiStrike whether minimum wage jobs should be considered “temporary” or not isn’t the point. the point is that… https://t.co/BE0HQDEr8q @Johnmaxey71 @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike no?? no one is saying that thats fucked @k_generis14 @KorinaLMoss @king_Tezz_98 @iBiteiStrike smells like privilege to me 😳 heyo, not everyone is like you… https://t.co/q40UqEdFy7 @Mom_Overboard @NaomiSeu as she should. i’m sure she looked very beautiful @PARTYFAV0RX loves movie American Sniper
1/15
2021
@revoltandestroy spoken like someone who’s never had to live on government assistance or needed to use public transportation @willsworldview @HiJCP what, now it’s our fault for tipping? if i could go up to their employer and shake them down… https://t.co/0EcJg3yPGG @HiJCP general rule of thumb: do they provide a service? tip them. (exceptions: you’re in a country/area where tipp… https://t.co/WAHL5nQVPP @HookJFlywheel @deep_dab also...the white lady pretty clearly tries to hit her phone of her hand or something. so..… https://t.co/yELzYRzoAa @imhere_82 @deep_dab do you really think any of the terrorists wore masks lmaooo one of them tried to sell the godd… https://t.co/06vNn0bI9G @LilyPetrikore pls tell him he’s a v pretty cat for me @bygbucks @millypunkrock @AlisaValdesRod1 you could literally look at the rest of the comments on this post, people… https://t.co/Wnd6Kn6UT0 @bygbucks @millypunkrock @AlisaValdesRod1 you want proof it works? look at LITERALLY the rest of the world. 🙄 @wvbassandbucks @SecPompeo also i’m gay as hell so ur religion wouldn’t let me in anyway 🙄🙃 @bygbucks @millypunkrock @AlisaValdesRod1 yeah, i know. but instead of EVERYONE who wants to do harm can get a gun,… https://t.co/hhx1UZ4VLO @wvbassandbucks @SecPompeo damn if only i believed in heaven LMAOOO anyways, i got a religion so thanks, but uhhhh… https://t.co/0Xab6abN2S @bygbucks @millypunkrock @AlisaValdesRod1 guns aren’t the problem, but they perpetuate the problem. restricted acce… https://t.co/e2sYENEiu9 @bygbucks @millypunkrock @AlisaValdesRod1 gun laws ARE. anyone can get a gun, there’s barely any restriction. so ye… https://t.co/90mC0dBzw8 @HookJFlywheel @deep_dab yes???? we would?? it’s called “get the fuck out of my personal space” @wvbassandbucks @SecPompeo no thanks i can be a perfectly good person without christ in my life
1/14
2021
@wvbassandbucks @SecPompeo cool cool cool ignore the separation of church and state totally fine yeah @showmetheyamz https://t.co/ILXxawZchTto add: I have known this child three days. and he REALLY wants to clarify that he’s not 4, he’s 3 and 3/4. https://t.co/dHP7Ie9rPuhe doesn’t understand the concept of feeling tired yet, but he DOES understand the concept of his home’s internal h… https://t.co/LIh7aWP7wMwe’re learning the geography of all the states, their capitals, and the state nicknames right now. his favorites ar… https://t.co/crUV5sL9XUhe doesn’t always remember to go to the bathroom before he *goes* to the bathroom, but we’ve memorized our 1-5 time… https://t.co/NB1vduCWiHhe’s not always super verbal, but he insisted on me teaching him spanish, because learning Hindi from his dad was g… https://t.co/AA6yQlbCJDi started babysitting a four year old recently for a long-term gig and i thought it would be easy and nice but i’m… https://t.co/Vf8O8sxvsl @2turntorres i was basically dorm mom freshman year u definitely are @JerasIkehorn https://t.co/iAPbvxKpQC
1/13
2021

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