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Amateur Actor. Amateur Comedian. Nuisance. The worst man in Walthamstow yet unhanged.

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Joined Twitter 3/10/09


He's a disgrace of a man, a disgrace of a Prime Minister and it shames us all he was elected in the first place. I… https://t.co/UaiQbq7i7fAnd so I head to bed, with worry and concern for Manchester, and for the Prime Minister the earnest hope that his f… https://t.co/eJUzvSofMXThe gov is spending £7k a *day* on individual consultants and spending £7.86 per person in GM. The incredible level… https://t.co/UCSEB4zo7E
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq"Your cage is a bit thick" remarks Hollywood as he moves it to one side and never once glances it at again"Once in the crystal dome the aim is to collect as many gold tokens as possible" #GBBO https://t.co/gtfwRQXerh
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqThey don't even eat the cages! I'd be furious."It's a bit clumsy-looking", whines Paul as he obliterates another confection with his meat paws, like Godzilla in a pastry Tokyo.
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqI do not want the rest of 2020. Not cheap, not free, not if you give me five quid to take it away https://t.co/JthD4iREbFRobert Jenrick gave twice as much to Richard Desmond than he’s giving to Manchester.
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq @LadyLemur Just more unrealistic beauty standards for puddingIs this caged tart thing real?This is just disappointingly shit https://t.co/r5IH72enGw @LadyLemur There's one or two this week who I literally can't remember unless the camera is on them, like the Weeping Angels of pastry @ManOnThe100 Get this though https://t.co/FPRDQ34mVC @GeekCliche Just a sense that something is moving in the background during close up interviewsGold fucking star https://t.co/Oj3svz2Rjr @ManOnThe100 Precisely that awful, terrifying energy @ManOnThe100 ExactlyUnkempt, faceless, clad in a tattered robe and hoodI think Bake Off should have a secret contestant who's never interviewed or acknowledged, there for the observant v… https://t.co/GnDK7CREVkPPE from a tiny company that specialise in killing rats: Have 106 million pounds Test and trace that's run on Micr… https://t.co/aHpudsHtSj
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq*I can believe that. They're the most open collection of crooks ever voted into high officeReminder of Tory attitudes to the North https://t.co/v5b46jAa20This is shameful. I can't believe this government keeps finding new depths to sink to https://t.co/TJ6THAqhAe @orbette Never wanted to retweet you moreToo proud to make a deal, too European to make a deal, too fish obsessed to make a deal, too trade union to make a… https://t.co/yOpBphWbYG
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqOn 21st September, Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance warned that, without drastic action, Britain would suffer 200… https://t.co/uHhccQjEzy
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqOh that's terribly sad. Her Peter Wimsey and Harriet Vane books were a marvellous continuation and ongoing reinvent… https://t.co/8WK9AkvrBtcapitalism: if you don’t like how your job treats you you can just get a new one me: ok i want a new job capitali… https://t.co/cCGcMISHsQ
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq @howlieT My friend is a pretty being, of which I decline to speculate further"They also serve, who only stand and wait. Kind of more so, if you think about it. Where are their medals? Bloody B… https://t.co/v6Rs3YFPO6 @geeoharee Oh, Neil, noThis isn't spiteful. One of the things a good friend will do for you is beckon you into a corner when you're being… https://t.co/ML00PqsOrRNeil Henderson seems to have Twitter set permanently to talk instead of listen, so I do hope he's got friends who a… https://t.co/8jLYO6foOnNormally of course, I'd be completely up for Justice for the Bystanders of History, but our entire understanding of… https://t.co/HTCAcmy1Er @Wangleberry Tired as I am of The Second World War, hers sounds like an fascinating, sad, important story. I'd love… https://t.co/TGlA5VBefqJUSTICE FOR THE BYSTANDERS OF HISTORYPretty tired of hearing about people who did things. Doubtless crucial, but also sure the many millions of ordinary… https://t.co/a6OR9CVzb6They didn't turn off the rationing based on the chance Benedict Cumberbatch would one day play you in a film, Neil.One of the many very very stupid, self-centred, dickhead things about this tweet is that the people working in Blet… https://t.co/y4tSe1NN3Dnazi: *blows dog whistle* leftist: wow, that sounds like a dog whistle, an expression deliberately made to have pl… https://t.co/due7fiUVvi
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq"Hello, is this the tattoo parlour? Excellent. I'd like you to ink two numbers from the year of my father's death r… https://t.co/39BNj8046K“Spice racks for Nazis with Lee Mack“ https://t.co/Q7FloAfRjm
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Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqReally enjoying my first day as Sky History social media manager, now to take a sip of coffee and log on etc etc.
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqHonestly, you can't even tattoo your face with neo-Nazi iconography without people calling you a neo-Nazi. What is the world coming to? @hendopolis Do you have the slightest idea how profoundly foolish this is?We hear about *nothing* except the sacrifice of that generation. This country's culture is more and more turning in… https://t.co/VvGgGKUXxG"You can't simply feed hungry people with food you simpleton. I am very wise" https://t.co/UFH7QzLdZHI keep reading it and just hearing "waa waa waa waa waa" like a little baby.Struggling to come up with some kind of witty, acerbic response, but honestly I'm just stuck between calling this b… https://t.co/OPHAHKbtui @thebrainofchris I think there's a bit of despair in it, maybe. The scale of the defeat, the mendacity of the press… https://t.co/I9uRNM9MCaThe thing I keep banging my head against is, Corbyn ran on the best manifesto I've seen in my lifetime, and lost. A… https://t.co/QowGjp00x0
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq47. The Riverbank by Kij Johnson A brief but completely charming sequel to Kenneth Grahame's Wind in the Willows.… https://t.co/7vqqdmnMFd
10/20
2020
Deeply ashamed to have got the Torchwood question on Only ConnectMy god, such PROMISEDoing a bit of a dive into the depths of Facebook looking for photos of a friend to put together for their birthday… https://t.co/O6sze38U4PGas! GAS! Kick, boys! An ecstasy of footballing. https://t.co/nEqOXaVmMg
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqI am prepared to give my wry, sideways look at the rapidly shrinking view of our blue-green home out of the back of… https://t.co/52uMv9KP6L @thebrainofchris @ZiziFothSi And my belly is increasingly a force to be reckoned with @thebrainofchris @ZiziFothSi Oh, that just produced a full on belly laugh @EwaSR I was right! I do regret this! @EwaSR hay girl @ZiziFothSi Who has two thumbs and doesn't respect the sacrifice a generation made in the trenches of the Somme? NOT YOU! @ZiziFothSi The Singularity: Your intelligence inhabits a swarm of self-replicating nanobots that can convert insuf… https://t.co/DJPNBd7lb6YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GLORIOUS DEAD OF PATRIOTIC WARS YET UNFOUGHT. I SEE.I'm not saying the lot of you are traitors who deserve the noose, but I'm already wearing a poppy for 2025The trouble with this picture is that Poppies haven't gone on sale this year @AndrewRosindell - hope this means you… https://t.co/b0DvI31xh1
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq @howlieT @WearyWithToil The Cosgrove Hall Wind in the Willows series is the...Agents of SHIELD of the whatever this… https://t.co/HR3uB2BoOh @WearyWithToil That sounds like a seamless fit for the Riverbank Cinematic UniverseThis story says 82% of critical care beds in Greater Manchester are occupied but for some reason it doesn't mention… https://t.co/8Zh65w3Xbb
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqWilliam Horwood's efforts have something rather cold and ugly at their heart. While it's no stretch to think Graham… https://t.co/YmGwSVlkk3Becoming quietly obsessed with sequels to the Wind in the Willows. The River Bank by Kij Johnson is a charming bit… https://t.co/fyMTU0EXSg
10/19
2020
Made friends with two elderly Greek ladies today. I do miss them.Looking at Spanish courses and trying to assess my level but it's hard. Buddy, I can't even do these things in Engl… https://t.co/cfBp4rvXDW
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqGod, the immense comfort of making Sloe gin at Sloe time. The turn of the earth around the sun and my own tiny place in that.I've just spent a pleasant hour cleaning this year's Sloe harvest, pricking them with a cocktail stick and putting… https://t.co/50oVWWBbsD @ManOnThe100 Is that a recommendation or what? @kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump Carla was right about you
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10/18
2020
4 years ago I was doing trollies at Sainsburys on a Monday night. I left, worked hard and got a degree from the Uni… https://t.co/yShuZbzq7I
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqDON'T MAKE JAMIE LAING DANCE DOWN THE STAIRS YOU FOOLS #StrictlyComeDancingSean Connery never performs cunnilingus, thanks to that one disastrous time he asked a lady to sit on his face.
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqThe Lloyds Bank advert is more an advert for horses than for banking. And a terrific one at that. I've bought 7.
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqNot another one, no https://t.co/MuKpjAR22Z @nimnil A kettle I mean. I'm too get up to type properly @nimnil Kirsty, they're scared of electricity so the mains isn't strong enough to power a country! And they think they're normal!They don't even have proper kettlesTell you what, I also once visited three seperate towns in the Midwest on a quest to buy 1 chorizo sausage @CharlieEdmunds Yes but that's not a dessert is it? It's a sort of weird, beautiful savoury pancake that's called a… https://t.co/vbaTE4SuKkDon't pretend you have the moral high ground because you put PUDDING next to roast turkey and gravy and you are going to hell for that @iggigg I tried to ask a grocery clerk for olive oil and they looked at me with the wide eyed bafflement of a child… https://t.co/SgcLOP3FUl
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq*not necessarily!My last word* on the Transatlantic food discourse is that I was in America for Thanksgiving last year, and alongsid… https://t.co/MGIqYRqtmcWhereas eg. Friends goes full on fantasy tourist UK. America neither knows nor cares what Britain is like. Which is… https://t.co/JxgTar4r0ZH.P. Lovecraft witnessing a horror that's fully describable https://t.co/vPuDESS39b
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsqI mean look at Frasier. Daphne comes from Manchester in the 80s, which is depicted as a cross between Dickensian and post-apocalyptic.'Ere lads, now the Americans are all asleep, wtf is "Peanut Butter"? I can't keep the act up much longer and Google's no help.
Retweeted by SexyAlexWattsEsq @enhughesiasm I fail to love it @darthmali It feels a bit like being put in a box, doesn't it? @Will_S_7 Absolute truth about the availability of preserves
10/17
2020

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