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Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8 Adelaide, Australia

Slow comedian. insta/youtube = shooterwilliamson. Instagram below:

444 Following   74,796 Followers   3,093 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/3/09


@friendlyjordies Fuck you’re a crack up. I’m constantly stewing over who in society needs a spray too mate.
5/7
2020
@LewSpears Shit one sec I gotta make a few calls
4/20
2020
Brutally honest take down of that Wish website that sells butt plugs that double as crack Pipes etc: https://t.co/2pNrPR7sjg
4/13
2020
@AaronGocs You’re a man amongst men Gocsy, 👊
4/7
2020
laughing at people who have friends right now... what you gonna do? hang out? 😂😂😂
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3/31
2020
I can confirm being middle class & white, it doesn’t get any worse. https://t.co/17n5DM5LdH
3/28
2020
We need hear from a bogan Aussie to breakdown threat of corona virus: https://t.co/FNJ1KziH2e
3/26
2020
Now when I see people shake hands in a tv show I feel like I’m watching a porno. I’m like “Yeah, gimme that shit. Y… https://t.co/MeCiLfFZbB
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3/23
2020
@friendlyjordies @Joe_Hildebrand Mate I would tune the fuck in I’m doing nothing everyday. Please let the man on. @james78480402 Yeah it’s $39 USD mate. Aussie dollar is farms.
3/21
2020
Bloke shreds ‘Girls Advice’ Facebook page. Watch full video now : https://t.co/1EP1DDoEjA
3/19
2020
Mate my bong cough had cunts jumping at the airport today. https://t.co/dTJ2WLIZ0H
3/16
2020
Sculling the beer I got bottled with. Love my rowdy crowds, see it for yourself: https://t.co/JRNjN6mXeU https://t.co/OdwiqgQ61E
3/11
2020
@anything4views Sorry son, im with a prostitute.
3/5
2020
There's no introduction needed for this bloke. Loose Aussie - Alex Williamson is back at the #TopoftheArk for Adela… https://t.co/gkwmC0BjXO
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2/18
2020
@FootballFocusAU My dad’s a scientist & he told me you should donate your organs to science while you’re still aliv… https://t.co/mDKRgOAWP6You tweeted this yesterday, we assume he’s still there. Shut the fuck up. https://t.co/ivdlgEAtIz
2/3
2020
@JamesBlunt Gold Cunt
1/31
2020
COMEDY SPECIAL OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://t.co/hhDxhNiAVt I turned my last London stand-up show into a comedy sp… https://t.co/W5S5cIpeP7
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1/24
2020
Here it is you pricks, my new live show for 2020, tickets here: https://t.co/JRNjN6mXeU https://t.co/e0PwoFCKR3
1/14
2020
Does this look a bit gay? https://t.co/fvC67oDwcC
1/9
2019
Found this feminist newspaper with hilarious misprints. #readanswers https://t.co/1gGvk0sdWY
12/12
2019
@ImAllexx Probably wants you to move the fuck out son.
12/6
2019
Fark I thought maybe he was going to prison for his shitty k-pop music? https://t.co/PRuHAEkHys
11/29
2019
I could kill that storm trooper with my bare hands. https://t.co/326R9SvbHk @NeelKolhatkar Fucking dense cunts.
11/26
2019
@anything4views @traves I’ve never been less surprised at anything. If you got it flaunt it Cunt
11/25
2019
*set new password* -sammy- *password must contain one capital* -sammymelbourne-
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11/21
2019
My internet just blacked due to the magnitude of this shittyness, so well done lads. #breaktheinternet https://t.co/67l3w3J0wCMy live show’s coming to Canberra, Hobart, Gold Coast, Mackay, Ipswich & Goulburn, start spitting on ya dick & get… https://t.co/ktmg3rHcaN
11/19
2019
My Dad said OK Boomer to me the other day. To punish him I turned off data on his phone, haven’t heard from him sin… https://t.co/0515Hex4PV
Retweeted by Alex Williamson @Lisaannecarroll His spelling of ‘housing commission’ speak volumes & renders the comments invalid😂
11/13
2019
Yeah put them in my mouth cunt. https://t.co/PH4skuX7wPMy November tour includes Brissie, Gold Coast, Mackay, Ipswich, Hobart & Canberra, brand new show. Tickets here Cun… https://t.co/imG78L7mHP
11/11
2019
I’ve been flying home from Europe for the past I dunno, fucking forever. Anyway it sucks obviously but the worst pa… https://t.co/tTPco8B6ar
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10/29
2019
I’m touring Qld, NT, ACT & Tassie in November, new show. Get your tix here: https://t.co/6MY8TBzTtN https://t.co/cOeAFiYrQr
10/15
2019
How to get a thigh gap. (Follow my Instagram: https://t.co/8a53xu0AfW https://t.co/kg5ZEn9Cbj
10/14
2019
I hate it when I think I’m getting good at rocket league, then see some shit like this. https://t.co/bdYmUBKPLq
10/10
2019
The curse of campfire smoke. https://t.co/d7oBrdgX0K
10/7
2019
Clive Palmer is suing me... https://t.co/t0wHG43Ooh
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9/23
2019
I call 200 English people ugly at the same time and they bloody love it. Recorded at @KomediaBrighton. https://t.co/8SOy8ftP5p
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9/20
2019
More Aussie commentating Scottish football. (I'm at #EdFringe all week, tix here: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/UbIsPLufxY
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonFace value? Your face is worth fuck all. Get along tonight cunts final #EdFringe show 8pm at La Belle Angele:… https://t.co/U7bdXNmp5p
8/25
2019
Episode 13 featured Aussie comedian @alexwilliamson8 who let us know that Bill Hicks was actually a Celtic supporte… https://t.co/sWV3VEzL1K
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonIt’s last weekend of #edfringe, my show’s been packing out so legit line-up 30 minutes early if you want to guarant… https://t.co/hue7VkVKql
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonNo need to kill yourselves Edinburgh, just see me at midnight tonight @ cowgate: https://t.co/IBMdMStaRI https://t.co/seymIlUqhN
8/24
2019
Wknd at #EdFringe sold out except my midnight show tomorrow, get your tix here carnts: https://t.co/IBMdMStaRI https://t.co/BvA98mTG1qAussie commentates Scottish Football. (See me live at #EdFringe tonight 8pm: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/gLrquKzgWI
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonHow to sell yourself like a boss #EdFringe a few tickets left tonight: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/2o25VwoMTS
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8/23
2019
Edinburgh you’ve been so friendly I gave something back today & sorted some kids with cigs they desperately wanted.… https://t.co/tRa2QBDvXj
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonLast chance to see me Edinburgh! Tix here: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/J1oesjwcQX
8/22
2019
How to choose your Scottish football team as an Aussie (See me at #EdFringe: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/ZjwrNMc0HYDoing videos for fans if you want me to abuse ya mate hit this link Cunt: https://t.co/as2G765A0q https://t.co/REKtDHdrvC
8/20
2019
Edinburgh Fringe last chance to see me this week. Some tickets left tonight: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/6fHGa9X9eK
8/19
2019
Take enough MDMA in UK... don’t walk to the beach.. (last week of #EdFringe tickets here: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/3b0ya8RzIh
8/18
2019
@dansmo_ Dry your eyes shit cunt I’d do it again you misbehaving sack of lard. Think you can ruin everyone else’s e… https://t.co/bO82hA1XcfWill Brexit ruin the drug trade? (I’ve opened a new show midnight tonight at #EdFringe: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/fmsEH8PBOW
8/17
2019
Edinburgh you’ve been so friendly I gave something back today & sorted some kids with cigs they desperately wanted.… https://t.co/tRa2QBDvXj
8/16
2019
Scots hate cricket. (New Saturday midnight show open for this wknd: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/8NHf0Eagx8
8/14
2019
8pm tonight Edinburgh get down to cowgate for a look son: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/4HB3sKlpv6
8/13
2019
How to sell yourself like a boss #EdFringe a few tickets left tonight: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/2o25VwoMTS
8/10
2019
UK drugs are strong. (See me at #EdFringe: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/sEFDwjj7EP
8/9
2019
Friendly Scottish locals. #EdFringe tix: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/hEmQxkp5mH
8/8
2019
Holding up Whaley Bridge Dam. #ShooterinUk #EdFringe tix: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/XKJAqLpTgG
8/7
2019
More Aussie commentating Scottish football. (I'm at #EdFringe all week, tix here: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/UbIsPLufxYKinda weird time to have an orgasm anyway. https://t.co/YTS5CXWgJC
8/5
2019
Go Hibs! Come bottle me live on stage tonight Edinburgh 8pm @Justthetonic tix: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/ldtEuhN2Ah
8/2
2019
Aussie commentates Scottish Football. (See me live at #EdFringe tonight 8pm: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/gLrquKzgWIMary Queen of Cunts, kicking off at #EdFringe tonight 8pm, tickets here: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/o9BG5VGZhs
8/1
2019
Edinburgh Fringe I’m here to fuck you up. 1st show tomorrow: https://t.co/DXQMQEe3of https://t.co/SFowXCFeJG
7/31
2019
Bogan Aussie in the UK. #EdFringe tickets here: https://t.co/DXQMQDWrZF https://t.co/zGXrSmoGLp
7/28
2019
My grandfather drew it on a postcard to my nan while fighting in Papua New Guinea circa 1943. Go tell him. https://t.co/y6GevrpNp8 @IzzyFolau bro I’m lolling so hard at how much God has abandoned you on this “fight of your life”. You must feel so damn stupid.
6/24
2019
Pumped for it lads. 💦💦💦 https://t.co/SLjoqfRqckDat feeling when u go to war with a million angry teens and win. (My insta: https://t.co/8a53xu0AfW https://t.co/5E88WIDEhZ
6/22
2019
No one over 15 years of age wants to know your god damn boy band. Let alone your opinion on it. https://t.co/0yETLUBdL9 @Min_Sodi @danmuggleton Look out mugglesPull ya head in @IzzyFolau you oversized trash can. https://t.co/JXkZKaFh6Y***New BMB*** https://t.co/5EbC7Oyd33 In tonight’s episode, it’s K-Pop Stans VS the entire Australian Comedy scene.… https://t.co/e26B9WvOf3
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonThere were huge implications. My fan base & ticket sales grew and I became even more of a household name for all th… https://t.co/l4930ePoQp
6/21
2019
@NeelKolhatkar dude LOLStarted World War 3 last night. #firealexwilliamson https://t.co/fQrsmZOIsG
6/20
2019
#firealexwilliamson I don’t work guys.. but I appreciate we have different tastes in music. Ha. https://t.co/q0EfSoReKx @cosmosdior Their management has just reached out to me with keen interest. I’m sorry it had to be this way xoxoxoAfter careful consideration I am hereby nominating myself to be the 8th member of BTS, thankyou for your unwavering… https://t.co/KKzvPCdE7tRead my tweets deadshit, successful Asian men & women doing something genuinely important in the field of science &… https://t.co/H3M8EDXdaeA man concerned for the state of the world. I’m sure Son Heung-min would rather chop his dick off than listen to th… https://t.co/xkJ6P6r5S7 @slilvrjimn I’d just like to live in a society where scientists are revered to a far greater degree than a bunch of… https://t.co/ahDuTBGNYZShut the fuck up cunt it ain’t racist they just don’t give a fuck about boy bands who are designed solely to extrac… https://t.co/CKFfU4DLBc
6/19
2019
Did you know that @kfc has a breakfast menu? https://t.co/I2VnMAEzP7
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6/4
2019
That’s a pretty violent performance for Britain’s Got Talent. https://t.co/y5P19SyX7BBloody oath mate, the coke’s heaps cheaper, the boys would be pumped. https://t.co/Q6q5hL9KkG
6/3
2019
Coz he’s a fucking gun, it doesn’t need a whole article explaining it. https://t.co/4SvJtudHyE
5/28
2019
@rickie1974 Yep mate coming back tickets on sale soon
5/13
2019
@321Dannyboyo123 Sure am legend. Tix online soon
5/12
2019
The AFL’s gone soft. (See me live in Melb, Perth & Sydney: https://t.co/7zSDIy0aO7 https://t.co/1famaeAbYf
4/1
2019
@AlexWilliamson8 Sounds like Warner and Steve Smith took some sandpaper to this cunts common sense
Retweeted by Alex WilliamsonBrett I heard the rumour you fucked Kevin Spacey so it’s weird you’d support someone who doesn’t support gay rights. https://t.co/cl59dzJoFT
3/27
2019
I hope Ashwin’s mankad runout of Butler ruins his career worse than touching up a kid. #IPL2019
3/26
2019
Did anyone not do their ACL in round 1? #AFL
3/25
2019

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