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Alex Ziebart @AlexZiebart Milwaukee, WI

Author of Lady Superior, former Editor-in-Chief of @BlizzardWatch. Like my stuff? Support me at https://t.co/PumUC5Am7l

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Joined Twitter 5/16/08


why overwatch got so many toes in it
7/24
2019
why is my food so sinister https://t.co/r4yN3yBowT @PixelScum Huh! Last time was 1993 though, apparently. @PixelScum Have they? I know they bring things "out of the vault" on DVD/blu-ray etc, but have they put that stuff in movie theaters?I kinda wonder how much money Disney would make if they just put their really old animated movies in theaters again… https://t.co/SOzoMkfcvgI’m going back to part time and I’m really excited about it tbh. I never intended to be full-time and I couldn’t d… https://t.co/U2fPhn0TaOOVERWATCH TRIVIA: new hero 'Sigma' has a name that derives from a combination of "Ligma" and "Sugma", his name befo… https://t.co/796v3rMdsf
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7/23
2019
Mahershala Ali has been three Marvel characters now, and I kind of hope they keep casting him in different roles. L… https://t.co/OqJCp8aipShttps://t.co/e0kZPKVobZ
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7/21
2019
@AdamHolisky If you've never heard of Jessica Simpson at your age, you can't blame it on age. You just lived under… https://t.co/6yNyPgt1W2 @mbuhtz Inside“hey did y’all know there’s someone sleeping back here” “yeah the cops won’t come get them unless they steal someth… https://t.co/JcFly34cm7
7/20
2019
the Cats trailer isn't that weird it's Cats itself which is weird
7/19
2019
Me in my old job: “I hate this” Me in my new job: “kinda boring tbh” Me in my new job, asked to do my old job, beca… https://t.co/ex3pAKBNZ8
7/18
2019
If you expect retail workers, even management, to know every detail about every product in an immense big box store you are dumb as hell
7/16
2019
One of the benefits to working third shift is you can fart at work all you want because nobody is there to hear itChecking twitter at home: Boring mundane bullshit and politics Checking twitter at work: Here’s a recap of all the… https://t.co/47SJBDWzFX
7/13
2019
The downside to working third shift is it’s so quiet I can hear myself think and have nightly crises about how I le… https://t.co/rpUhPBzwTtI'm in my 30s and thanks to this tweet I'm going to buy a vape rig right now https://t.co/OI58ADmmF6
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7/12
2019
Fellas in the audience, Real Shit question: you ever have moments (or days) where you become very aware of your bal… https://t.co/g7Jxa7QUDFThe fuck https://t.co/RaPS9oa4PF
7/9
2019
Although that seems to be ranch dressing and I’ve never had ranch dressing on it, though I do like ranch dressing.… https://t.co/hFUL5bySfFI forgive the man this one because it’s not literally a pizza or meant to be. It’s an appetizer dish. Like, taco di… https://t.co/3bIxCWwxCr @AdamHolisky @madsushi @BlizzardWatch And what a dumb fucking shitshow we had no control over that was @AdamHolisky @Ghostcrawler @Warcraft @BlizzardWatch This is the state of mine. I almost threw it out last week. It’… https://t.co/uZtwEX5vjbSomeone stole my grill right out of our back yard and it's throwing me into a crisis. I really liked that grill, b… https://t.co/YpMXwa0QKl
7/7
2019
@appleciderwitch what the fuck is wrong with your legsThe recommended cooking time on Hot Pockets is like "keep the microwave running until the bread envelope has vomite… https://t.co/ohE3ZJ6EsWwhen i go outside my skin blisters and my eyes are pouring with tears and i can’t stop screaming and sometimes i sh… https://t.co/UDbjTGq5y5
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7/6
2019
There was a huge-ass ant on the warehouse floor, so I ran it over with a pallet jack. The CRUNCH noise it made was… https://t.co/Oiky9ciWJy
Retweeted by Alex ZiebartThere was a huge-ass ant on the warehouse floor, so I ran it over with a pallet jack. The CRUNCH noise it made was… https://t.co/Oiky9ciWJy
7/4
2019
I ate half of this. It sucked. Real bad. https://t.co/NtSCA7tBpe
7/3
2019
wait it's back mayberip cloudflare againRepeating Disclaimer: It very much IS possible my memory is shit and they've been doing this for 15 years and I just don't recall it.I'm getting ads all over the place for the new WoW patch. I might have a very bad memory, that is a distinct possib… https://t.co/BPsG3hNiM2
7/2
2019
Send me Spotify playlists for good music to listen to at work. Preferably upbeat.
7/1
2019
I lostLiterally racing a storm cloud home Wait why is this upside down https://t.co/hzpUCkgKhlThe fact that I’m still getting it done is a testament to how easy third shift is compared to second thoI had suspicions I’m either getting hazed on third shift, or management has higher expectations of me because of wh… https://t.co/2m8ethXyCx @appleciderwitch It’s really fucked up how good this playlist radio is honestlyWhile at work, I’ve been listening to Spotify radio based on a Lady Superior soundtrack I made way back when, and i… https://t.co/E4Xi2Nf31p
6/28
2019
Visiting my Grandma in Wisconsin and I open up the local paper. https://t.co/r721pQHvqQ
Retweeted by Alex Ziebart @mbuhtz Same location, different shift.
6/26
2019
My new manager was like "hey if you wanna put in earbuds and listen to music while you work that's fine." In my pr… https://t.co/jW8XgQa73rFirst day in my new position and it actually sickens me how much easier it is. Absolutely 100% confirms my previous… https://t.co/UrWPDSg0ay
6/25
2019
Anybody want to delve deep into a primeval forest and kill some Romans? https://t.co/boagkPcCn8
6/23
2019
Midwest language be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely No yeah no = Oh no, you’re f… https://t.co/gAkutWgOHH
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6/22
2019
@wombat1974 New role.Being told "the building might explode, find your team and get them out of here" over a walkie on my last day, thou… https://t.co/DOmOOYbN68After the whole “scouring the warehouse to make sure everyone got out” part, it was a pretty fucking awesome send-off for me.Today was my last day as my team’s supervisor. We had to evacuate our facility (false threat) and spent three hours… https://t.co/8D7wzYin1N
6/19
2019
@SINisterWyvern @saintzeero Frankly I would've been okay with going back to being just a CAP2 associate because tha… https://t.co/N7P0aeHu21 @saintzeero I feel like I have escaped hell itself @saintzeero There's nothing called ICS anymore but I was 2nd shift supervisor. Am now 3rd shift stocker.I just stepped down from one of the hardest jobs at the company I work for to one of the easiest. And I only lost $0.29/hr. Aaaaahahahaha.
6/18
2019
Also the guy who replaced him at our location is a fucking prick and I told him as much :VHe transferred out a few weeks back, and he happened to pass through today. He stopped to say hi and talked to me,… https://t.co/WrveWSS5KvThere was one manager at my job who I REALLY respected. He was that sort of harsh-but-fair guy. I've only been writ… https://t.co/1wW3mWsrQo
6/13
2019
I have absolutely no shame stating Tifa is my fondest childhood memory and the resurgence in fanart warms my cold dead heartuseless all of youI’m at work tweet me pictures of tifa thanks
6/11
2019
why this pokemon just a head with balls https://t.co/0Ner27wGAH
6/10
2019
@Kolrath @appleciderwitch @runycat Enjoy seeing what my crappy new username is due to forgetting my old login
6/6
2019
@Elaraiyne What the fuuuuuuck @elbaroni Adam, probably. @elbaroni I definitely did not google baby clothes. I have no children, I looked up nothing of the sort... especial… https://t.co/rdeROvq3QXThis is GENUINELY DISCONCERTING because I imagine this is what a pedophile's recommended videos look like thanks to… https://t.co/nhlvm2SfZowhat in the everliving FUCK did i watch on youtube for THESE to become my recommended videos all i watch is let's… https://t.co/4drraBiaGDWhat the fuck. The same lights went out on me tonight. I’m not even walking home at the same time.
6/4
2019
Yo like three street lights just turned off right when I walked under them I think my superpowers just awakened or some shit
6/3
2019
Please don’t explain the math, I don’t care, this is a trivial matter and I enjoy it breaking my brainIt fucks me up that you can be half someone’s age sometimes but not all of the time
6/2
2019
Working overtime is kind of lame but it feels preeeeetty great when your manager tells you "you're the highest paid… https://t.co/oQq5AMtCvt
5/30
2019
@MitchFizzl Or the Metal Gear Solid Greatest Hits, such as Hot ColdmanHideo Kojima makes it difficult to discuss his work in public entirely because the characters in his games have the… https://t.co/TiBR84kfdt
5/29
2019
I've been watching Runaways and I'm getting this... really bizarre feeling watching it. I'm REALLY enjoying it, but… https://t.co/buFhOXMFKK
5/28
2019
Her: “Did you already cum?? but it’s only been 2 minutes..” Me: https://t.co/NQcexqXZ5K
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5/26
2019
He’s also coughing nonstop like he’s actually going to die.This dude at the bus stop is smoking the nastiest smelling weed I’ve ever encountered. I’ve been around a lot of po… https://t.co/ZyQODPTNvs
5/21
2019
I just watched the trailer for an upcoming TV show and the only thing that stood out to me is the main character ha… https://t.co/xVuuxr7YGJ
5/18
2019
@SamSykesSwears You tweeted this just in time for me to realize I gotta stopI've mostly let WoW fade into the past, that ain't my life anymore, it doesn't really interest me. But it still baf… https://t.co/lm7dvamRMTlol fucking what. when? did they forget to put it in the game? is that part of the story just chillin' behind someo… https://t.co/6bRROp2uG0
5/15
2019
@Dazlidorne Sometimes, the world needs to know.I pointed in a random direction and said, "They'll help you out." He started walking in that direction and I beelined for my goddamn bus.Today, walking out of work, a man approached me waving his pants at me, asking if I could help him. His pants were… https://t.co/KXJTrD8ywB
5/14
2019
Oh god it’s my first day back to work at my home location after being at the training location And it’s a fucking mess
5/12
2019
@MitchFizzl wtf mitch
5/11
2019
@Glacierwulf The position I'm in doesn't allow for that kind of thing. A supervisor in my role that was too good to… https://t.co/RFxnagrkqJI fucking hate how the concept that characters don't always act 100% rationally 24/7 is considered the primary and… https://t.co/Kgv4fq8fec
Retweeted by Alex Ziebart“Don’t worry. We got you.”I was away at a training location this week. It was me and a bunch of supervisors in class. That location got slamm… https://t.co/LXHOYb12QR
5/10
2019
Like seriously. I typically get home from work at midnight and go to bed at 2-2:30. I just woke up at 1:30.I’m currently out of town for a work training thing. And... my shift starts at 4am today. I had to wake up earlier… https://t.co/0XnTAcguOB
5/8
2019
Half of my team at work used sick time to dip out of work and enjoy the nice weather. Seriously. That was their re… https://t.co/YcQZ7VQfi1
5/6
2019
It's an inevitability that the days I go in for overtime because they "need" me are the days they yell at me for so… https://t.co/EVrGQQxN0J
5/3
2019
This was a mistake. I wish I was dead.My boss asked me to stay late tonight. I shouldn’t have. I’m tired, I have a cold, I already have 10 hours of overt… https://t.co/w6YEg7S1Xv
5/1
2019

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