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Alex Ziebart @AlexZiebart Milwaukee, WI

Author of Lady Superior, former Editor-in-Chief of @BlizzardWatch. Like my stuff? Support me at https://t.co/PumUC5Am7l

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Joined Twitter 5/16/08


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12/10
2019
@MatthewWRossi I only noticed these similarities because a director decided to point them out 🤷‍♂️Thread https://t.co/4Dgu1LKXaYI’m uncertain about this Black Canary given my crazy crush on Black Canary but she still looks cool so I’ll give th… https://t.co/MGWrBp8un5
12/6
2019
@axl99 I should really just keep a sturdy pair in my backpack. @axl99 It bends under the weight of the noodles, so I’m more or less eating out of the tray like a dog.“We have plastic forks in the break room,” they said. I trusted them. I don’t know if this picture accurately por… https://t.co/48ssJ994pAValve endlessly consumes really creative and inspiring studios, mulches them up, and turns them into hats. https://t.co/y2MY49A7gp
12/5
2019
https://t.co/eItH3Hj07umy peeve is when people call those soft lofthouse cookies "sugar cookies" I don't give a SHIT if the packaging say… https://t.co/JkUfsZUnnb
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12/3
2019
my peeve is when people call those soft lofthouse cookies "sugar cookies" I don't give a SHIT if the packaging say… https://t.co/JkUfsZUnnb
12/2
2019
@excella I’m sorry someone did that to you. That’s really fucked up.
11/30
2019
Eating this by my lonesome in the break room at 2 am is way more depressing than having no thanksgiving meal at allWork-catered thanksgiving dinner https://t.co/4Lk6wVJObcdon't ask me why i'm using my thanksgiving night to put @dril tweets into mary worth panels https://t.co/Li0oHfnTlG
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11/29
2019
none of these flight attendant tweets are funny @danoh I’ve definitely done this because of people throwing away perfectly good pizza for no reason. Throwing away… https://t.co/fQnl1LgrM9
11/28
2019
A+ thread https://t.co/12Fh1Xp0mY
11/27
2019
Spectrum internet is absolute dogshit every Friday and Saturday now.
11/23
2019
iPhone do NOT autocorrect fuckery to rickety, I know what I want to sayJust hours of absolute rickety every night followed by a final-hour panic when she realizes all the shit nobody didI get extremely frustrated when work is being done inefficiently for no reason and one of the third shift managers… https://t.co/w6JmO0v3RW
11/22
2019
Why have my dreams been so FUCKED UP lately. I just had like, the sequel to a dream from a year ago.
11/21
2019
dunno what's changed since i went away but i am no longer able to load planet zoo when i launch it from steam. just… https://t.co/lPpGFSZnS0
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11/18
2019
One guy was talking about how bad the game is gonna be, going over all the issues he read about, just generally shi… https://t.co/IwwQYRTGcYSquad goals https://t.co/Au3HOYlVTG
Retweeted by Alex Ziebart @MatthewWRossi Dude, this kind of thing getting to me is a huge part of why I stepped back from BW. I realized I wa… https://t.co/UApScmv5yPthe god damn SWARM of people that were in here for Pokémon good lord
11/15
2019
It’s been 10 years since the last circus parade in Milwaukee and I still miss itA reporter asked me how I got off the streets when I was a homeless kid. I said, "I got a job at McDonalds." He blu… https://t.co/AB7nAb6FJt
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11/13
2019
Discovering I can eat Cheetohs and/or Doritos with chopsticks honestly changed my entire lifeI am not surprised at all that nobody in the bon appetit test kitchen knew what takis are
11/10
2019
someone fucked up and didn’t put death stranding where we usually keep new releases and now we can’t find it and an… https://t.co/wsJ9FbTXtTSuramar Replicated in The Sims 4 by @SatiSimBuilds https://t.co/QAH7PoDqya https://t.co/yqbq9FFhlp
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11/8
2019
those darn millennials are at it again they were on my lawn again building dread effigies to the Crow God and danci… https://t.co/Qt5KxlFyzM
Retweeted by Alex ZiebartThe German word SCHEIßFREUNDLICHKEIT is used to describe fake affection or joviality—such as that exhibited by an o… https://t.co/sTvBrfm3fu
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11/7
2019
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11/6
2019
"Six-ish hours later, I'd written a few posts. My eyeballs were raw, my vision was blurry, and the site's commenter… https://t.co/mb0UdvyNzS
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11/5
2019
브리기테랑 트레이서 그 장면 ㅇ3ㅇ 0▽0!! https://t.co/ScvLM20kWg
Retweeted by Alex Ziebartyou can identify who is old and afraid of the passage of time by looking at who's upset about blizzcon's musical acts @MatthewWRossi None of it has shown me any gravitas and the actual game systems are as deep as a puddle. Loot, loot… https://t.co/45eYpzWBYs @MatthewWRossi I respect that you enjoy it but it BORES ME SO MUCH I see potential in it but none of it actually does anythingThis game is so boring that even the small things which I THINK are clever and hilarious are actually just as dull… https://t.co/at79Wvx9hqFor awhile, in The Outer Worlds, I thought the C&P corporation only made products that start with C or P. They had… https://t.co/KyvTN1iLoM
11/3
2019
Jailer: What possible business could you have here in the realm of eternal penance Me: KAEL Me: KAEL Me: Can he hea… https://t.co/EosWVtUmse
Retweeted by Alex Ziebartgive my paladin exorcism backI rewatched the Shadowlands cinematic and man, Sylvanas and the Lich King throwing mountains at each other and brus… https://t.co/N4cr4cgmzMI'm seeing a lot of people saying Diablo 4's graphics are exactly the same as Diablo 3's graphics and I must ask .… https://t.co/VGVTbyJvvR
11/2
2019
I got thrown back into the deep end of BlizzCon coverage but I now have a breather to say that WoW cinematic was really bizarreI did this specifically to be a pain in the ass https://t.co/jI9kTFmwDA
11/1
2019
That one time @MatthewWRossi invaded our offices and we had a lore fight. https://t.co/SKF7NG3Jji
Retweeted by Alex Ziebart @MatthewWRossi Are sphinxes okay?On my way out of work, a coworker I don't speak to very often came up to me and said, completely empty of emotion,… https://t.co/0K073DqrQT
10/31
2019
I used to make such good tweets, what happened to me https://t.co/z0ElnY6cCcI was going back through very old tweets for unrelated reasons and found this https://t.co/25RkFsNHLS @MitchFizzl @AdamHolisky @BlizzardWatch Remembering I wrote this article still makes me smile.This might happen. It might not happen. But if it's going to happen, be safe.this is the equivalent of your parents sneaking a pack of condoms into your bag when you go on a trip as a teenager… https://t.co/Rb9lImtCtlthat weed article is pretty on-brand for BW because their/our brand has always kinda been "very not cool grownups w… https://t.co/E5XFEW5xnd
10/29
2019
the outer worlds is incredibly boring so far, not gonna lie
10/27
2019
Gotta get in that New Vegas mindset. Y'know, where if you wander off before going to their predetermined checkpoint… https://t.co/Jdr52cpDGHOkay, I'm doing better now. I had to remind myself this is an Obsidian game, and Obsidian has rules. That rule is:… https://t.co/scPiqJPP3n @CodePwnie But then she dies before she actually reaches them, THEN they start shooting at me. @CodePwnie I only *just* got Pavarti. I took a break because I got irritated. :p I tried exploring a bit before goi… https://t.co/u4QBPPRurm @CodePwnie It's the feeling I get when I'm woefully underleveled for an area in an MMO, but I don't even know if th… https://t.co/uh5jaS1Rku @CodePwnie It's not even MY damage, it's THEIR damage damage. I can 1-shot one guy, and the other three fuck me up… https://t.co/RGslt74HQwAm I supposed to be dying miserably in every single combat encounter in The Outer Worlds on normal difficulty? I'm… https://t.co/ZxRCj4T4X7
10/26
2019
@XylariaVG I feel like the crispy topping is probably delicious on its own, but would ruin the experience you want… https://t.co/UwFRGwOWKOThe mashed potatoes in the latest Bon Appetit Making Perfect look fuuuuuuuucking awfulTonight at work is one of those nights where every little thing is going wrong without ceasing and you can only go “lol.”Cloak and Dagger getting canceled sucks. It was really good, and explored more topics than “pew pew fight the bad g… https://t.co/7rnKt65z8y
10/25
2019
please stop this. the game is clearly in agony. it needs help. https://t.co/UiG3xaHycV
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10/23
2019
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Retweeted by Alex Ziebartbrad leone please put a case on your phone, thank you
10/22
2019
someone needs to explain to me why most marshmallows do not actually include any marsh mallow
10/19
2019
I absolutely do not mean PTSD in the jokey way. I mean, honest to god, working in retail has left people with long-… https://t.co/rdCkFjVS4wI honestly believe millions of retail workers MUST have PTSD from their jobs considering the nature of the work and… https://t.co/G4rxUPx5GeMe three weeks ago: "who the FUCK is billie eilish" Me, this morning: *catches himself bopping his head to Bad Guy on the bus* @liopleurodonic @BlizzardWatch True fact: Adam and I based it on Central out of pure selfishness. Now neither of us are there anymore!
10/18
2019
@talkingcongas Nobody should ever, ever take that supervisor role. It’s the company’s designated scapegoat. No matt… https://t.co/x63aCBpN0W @talkingcongas I thought it was hell on earth. Then I became supervisor and learned what hell is.
10/17
2019
@talkingcongas CAP2 life
10/16
2019
"I think I wanna play some Planet Coaster." *reinstalls game* *tries to figure out how I want my entrance path plac… https://t.co/xe7dsMC05A
10/14
2019
Borderlands 3 has a lot of family/generational themes and story beats about passing the torch, but some of the stuf… https://t.co/RlTeuUUJuIFinally finished Borderlands 3. I maintain there's some really, really good shit in this game universe, and it'd be… https://t.co/wChRb8lHTx
10/13
2019
My favorite apocalypse scenario is the one where we develop a bacteria that can break down plastic but it gets loos… https://t.co/1d9ZWYuDF3
10/12
2019
@MatthewWRossi Tricycle.
10/9
2019
how many hours of my dumb fucking life have i spent doing shitty jumping puzzles in video games that in no way need… https://t.co/RAdF4dcQAv
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10/8
2019
A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The U… https://t.co/RGoqPsgXtr
Retweeted by Alex Ziebarthow many hours of my dumb fucking life have i spent doing shitty jumping puzzles in video games that in no way need… https://t.co/RAdF4dcQAv
10/7
2019
I truly, genuinely did not know my neighborhood was absolutely loaded with illiterate old bastards until I joined Next Door.
10/5
2019
alright you little shits it's October 1st now https://t.co/T1wDLLFUl7
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10/3
2019
I miss being new and shitty at my job when I could be like "ah man that's fucked up, too bad I know nothing and can… https://t.co/wVK5MpkAysThe problem with being good at your job, and your managers knowing you're good at your job, is you can't pretend yo… https://t.co/TeIsn3kr9NWhy the hell do so many people go shopping with their small children at 3 am
10/2
2019
@glyneth I am definitely too old. Because I started going bald, and shaved off all of my hair, so there's nothing there to dye. :p @Tirrimas Think about what Apple products looked like just a few years before iPods, though. I don't think Apple se… https://t.co/1gkHF17PYH @MatthewWRossi I think it'd be fair to put it as the youngest of Gen X and the oldest Millennials did it, and the y… https://t.co/NsuF2bkMTk @MatthewWRossi Generally accepted cutoff for Millennials is 1981. The oldest Millennials are only 5 years older than I am.
10/1
2019

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