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Alfie @Alfronswick England, United Kingdom

Doin lines, Bangin 9’s | IG: alfiedobinson

1,166 Following   213 Followers   2,332 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/10/18


@mattcassidy6969 I just want my strawberry loving baby back 🥰😍🙌🏼
2/23
2020
@mattcassidy6969 @swagdad420 The ultimate switcharooo @swagdad420 A million worth of money???Okay hear me out, but Mike Posner sounds like a female Kendrick?Yo bro, you’re 28 bro. You’re not playing fortnite for your state bro?! Calm down bro! It’s just a game bro https://t.co/PFFYHR8TZD
2/21
2020
Do you think I have a chance with Russell Howard? Maybe if I slip into his dm’s real nice? Yeah? @swagdad420 @maya_dunbar Duh!!! Doo doo doo doo doo @maya_dunbar If you’re at a place you’re not allowed a peircing just don’t get one? Its not that hard, its not a necesity?
2/20
2020
Becoming an adult is unblocking your parents on social media
2/19
2020
Idk where TJ is or what he’s doing but I want to fuck himIdk where Niall Horan is or what he’s doing but I want to fuck him
2/18
2020
Gays stay unemployed but can’t stop watching porn.... bitch you’re Hunting the wrong Czech
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2/17
2020
Oh, we this kind of sad today 🙃 https://t.co/YfTw2HnXWEIdk where Olly Murs is or what he’s doing but I want to fuck him @imnotharrry R u gay? https://t.co/oeZdAp3bXf
2/16
2020
@tjsmance @mattcassidy6969 @LoveboxFestival @hotelsdotcom @boomitsmaia Ur my other girlfriend stoopid @mattcassidy6969 @LoveboxFestival @hotelsdotcom @boomitsmaia I cant propose to two of you, my other girlfriend would get upset
2/15
2020
@LoveboxFestival @hotelsdotcom id pick @Alfronswick because lovebox fest was where he asked me to be his girlfriend… https://t.co/8uf2Mwc0yv
Retweeted by Alfie @LoveboxFestival @hotelsdotcom Id pick @boomitsmaia because this is where I plan to propose to her this year as it… https://t.co/OfDPaU04ld
2/14
2020
hi!!! new to twitter :) my instagram is bug_draws but thought i’d branch out 🐌 #illustration #MeetTheArtist https://t.co/1Mo1wDprUm
Retweeted by AlfieGIRLLOVE.png #illsutration #Valentines #photoshop https://t.co/YVxgm36RQZ
Retweeted by Alfie @KnoMoor Naaah, was so far in denial i didnt wanna believe it was true but i guess in the back of my mind i knew it… https://t.co/LmdSJHodDt
2/13
2020
Us lot that don’t smoke but still freeze to death with our friends in the smoking area on a night out don’t get enough credit
Retweeted by AlfieCool kids arguing over who’s cooler! 😱😱😍😍🤪🤪 https://t.co/ZUIijHPLPw
2/11
2020
Can we get a gay club that just plays DnB/dance/techno plz??? @filizmoore 😜 double anchored bbyJokes on you, we have less surface area and a better centre of gravity https://t.co/GjbbUv4WjeIve said it once, ill say it again, americans just arent funny
2/10
2020
@cam_trnr Imma come blow ur raspberry @ajacksgomez No frauds#NewProfilePic https://t.co/ROMICtkzyI
2/9
2020
After shagging Emma Watson, I think there are 3 things you should know. 1st her fanny is tight as fuck a real strug… https://t.co/PdGPx4JEic
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2/8
2020
Cuz imma go ahead and say power bottomOkay but do you reckon Philip is a bottom or a top?
2/7
2020
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the lightings not good you’re just super hot
Retweeted by Alfie @stephenjscott_ You rang?
2/6
2020
When I was 12 I was at a house party smashed out my face. I told my best friend of 11 years I was gay and he punche… https://t.co/MqBlJTwCYu
2/5
2020
@boomitsmaia Im having a mental crisis at 3am over this nglIf anyone wanted to know why Wayne Cramp was blue https://t.co/E2e9Rj687H
2/4
2020
@mattcassidy6969 We get it... @mattcassidy6969 20th of Junewhy am i crying at a starbucks ad.... https://t.co/jTNMKO0XWa
Retweeted by Alfie @imnotharrry @trixiemattel @katya_zamo @netflix You’re in your 20’s Harry, grow up
2/3
2020
The power that girls have in a club man 😂😂
2/2
2020
Watching the rugby just makes me wanna pint? Who’s onitBeing unhappy is expensive...
2/1
2020
@zashawwilkinson Mee, come visit sometime @zashawwilkinson January ended years ago, get on it u pussy @zashawwilkinson Okay but if you start drinking at 12 its okayaddicted to tampons for 5 year, spent another 3 year on sanitary pads that were meanty get us aff it https://t.co/gNk8NgJ5tE
Retweeted by Alfie @tjsmance Sometimes when moms not looking i sniff the washing up powder and get a bit dizzyMy chat up lines have gone from something funny/creative to “Do u get on it?” Cuz honestly we arent gonna be compatable if you don’t...
1/31
2020
All festival organisers defo got together this year and were like ‘lets fuck EVERYONE over’
1/30
2020
@imnotharrry Defo the best lubricant imo @tjsmance You’re getting close
1/28
2020
@tjsmance Damn boi 😍Send me your cock, get ready for the block @zashawwilkinson @halsey Bring him with, ill stand on his shoulders and wear a long coat and say we’re one 25 year old @zashawwilkinson @halsey Been there, some that, best night of my life
1/27
2020
ㅤ ㅤㅤ https://t.co/NFqXN9EaY3
Retweeted by Alfie @tjsmance @mattcassidy6969 Be quiet cuntAny other diabetics get hypo munchies. Last night i discovered salted peanuts and nutellla and honestly 😍😍😍
Retweeted by AlfieI dont get it? Are America tryna seem boring asf, first the smirnoff ice challenge then...?? 😂 https://t.co/FUl72qw9cz
1/26
2020
If you dont listen to Nicki on leg day you’re not gayAny other diabetics get hypo munchies. Last night i discovered salted peanuts and nutellla and honestly 😍😍😍
1/24
2020
Not saying im lonely 🤙🏻 but im defo getting bored of sleeping aloneIs ‘I’m a cock’ a tops equivalent of ‘im just a hole sir’???Not the reaction I was expecting https://t.co/t3MjXgZr19
1/22
2020
Just wanna get my deadline tf out the way thursday so i can get fooked out ma skull friday 😉🤙🏻🥳i wanna get spit roasted by the pauls
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1/21
2020
Call me golden gate bridge cuz you be crossing my mind
1/19
2020
@tjsmance Thats gay
1/18
2020
Some people sell nudes for money, I sell nudes for streams of Manic by HalseyThese straight boys at the gym have no reason to be cheeked up like this
Retweeted by Alfie @mattcassidy6969 Im with Teej @mattcassidy6969 Only if it were shorter @imnotharrry Alright, go back to listening to only Doja Cat on repeat for weeks... @mattcassidy6969 LOOOOSING IT I TELL YOU @mattcassidy6969 Eminems still alive??? Damn gonna have to go listen to that right afterCall me a fag but Halsey dropped and im loosing it
1/17
2020
@mattcassidy6969 Why dont you retweet then hater
1/16
2020
I Am Legend https://t.co/DNTpx7hWpVhave y’all ever seen the inside of the x-ray machine at the airport?!?! someone just made a tiktok of it and i’m fu… https://t.co/r8WHQQyjF8
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1/15
2020
@TheRealBirddy Arms or chest 😍😍 @JeffreeStar is it really necesary to have all that money please just buy me a starbucks or pay my student debt or summin 😭Jeffree Star is 6 foot tall and that only makes me more terrified of himWho started the rumour that no gays are tops??? I haven’t made contact with a bottom in years, all i want is to eat some ass please sirnathan schwandt if you see this im free thursday night are you free thursday night so i can take you out on thursda… https://t.co/safstZIs3R
Retweeted by Alfie @imnotharrry @garrytheratt One of the many fit people uno x
1/13
2020
@imnotharrry @garrytheratt How’d you know so many fit people?? 🤢Theres a hole in the wall and the little one said “roll over!”
1/12
2020
Parties at Demi Lovato’s house be like https://t.co/eRhf7v4dqj
Retweeted by AlfieThat grape pre-workout be hitting different 😍 @MyproteinUK @stephenjscott_ @joelycett Bucks is a bit far from Bmouth though. Maybe during summerYour twenties come like puberty part 2 but make it psychological https://t.co/Yul7qO4e8L
Retweeted by Alfie @stephenjscott_ @joelycett Okay but what about me
1/10
2020
@mattcassidy6969 This tweet was brought to you by hater gangDry January except its dry from sex☹️😭
1/9
2020
UK Rapper opens up about being gay https://t.co/DIt9F7w0Yz
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1/8
2020
@imnotharrry U actually look kinda cute when you’re not 7’5
1/7
2020

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