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alicia h(mph) @aliciadear somewhere indoors

i’m not a writer. petting rabbits and plants, yelling about reproductive oppression. opinions my own.

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Joined Twitter 2/12/09


People when they talk about student debt https://t.co/romPi7kaeT
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1/19
2021
I'm trying and failing to not spoil my day by anticipating the levels of misquoting and misappropriating MLK that c… https://t.co/1cZQYKe2bU
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1/15
2021
@missustufnel *eyes emoji*This is such a joy. https://t.co/iXOMI3r8Jg
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1/14
2021
dying at "give me some narrative""...are you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? https://t.co/3Nqt8mZKKwThis is heartbreaking - there is simply no reason for this ruling other than to hurt people who need abortion care.… https://t.co/DZM8k9QDhv
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1/13
2021
A lot of people who find it pointless, terrifying, or impossible to imagine arguing with their family, coworkers or… https://t.co/AX5aU5SAZ7
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)📣 CASE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 This morning Gender Justice and co-counsel @NicholsKaster filed formal charges against USA Po… https://t.co/Y3hC4qcz5C
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1/12
2021
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Retweeted by alicia h(mph)This is absolutely egregious. AND the website doesn't save any of your information, so if there aren't any appointm… https://t.co/SRME7Zehdp
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1/11
2021
This slow jammed response from the Dems is pathetic.
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1/8
2021
Like many of you, I am exhausted by the rhetoric around this coup. I wrote about it for @harpersbazaarus https://t.co/yattSR1Cl4
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)Must-See Tweets From The Shamefully Seditious Saltine Siege At The Capitol https://t.co/6WFCYERCDQ (Getty) https://t.co/p2csY4J22Z
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)why does ben sasse sound like he’s performing a talent show standup set?
1/7
2021
it's funny(?) but I and a bunch of other people can identify people in the capital on sight because we've been deal… https://t.co/LtGgzv258h
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)The Lincoln Project can kiss my black ass. https://t.co/eNBmRqLwtw
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)this is the whitest thing i've ever seen https://t.co/9ancJMgqS5Extremely important in the next few weeks to elevate people who predicted exactly what's happening and systematical… https://t.co/IJ0MyHL8pY
Retweeted by alicia h(mph) @besha HOW'D THAT HAPPENSweatsuits on for @alyssakeiko https://t.co/jXMtKD244K
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1/6
2021
wish there was a term for “twitter mutual who ive only ever spoken to in passing but nonetheless i am extremely fon… https://t.co/r8eGWRsiT1
Retweeted by alicia h(mph) @humblecore he was almost as scary as liam neeson trying to fit viola davis’ entire head into his mouth
1/3
2021
This just seems like it would have been a fun group to party with https://t.co/3LxITagy0z
Retweeted by alicia h(mph) @humblecore i have black eyed peas, but i’m hoping that the ancestors don’t mind if i have them tomorrow... feeling lazy
1/2
2020
saving this for later, when i’m able to decide on a top 3. or 5? https://t.co/ciogka5qj6my sister and her kids showed up at my parents’ house as a “surprise”. this is worse than the time she bought me a scale for christmas.
12/25
2020
@daniel_m_lavery tell him it’s fashion? https://t.co/i1zz1QxwkH
12/22
2020
Coming from using my new superpowers to rob all the politicians who thought $600 was enough. #negrosolstice https://t.co/O8IXjg87W2
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12/21
2020
my (cynical) guess is that the algorithm was written in anticipation of future liability suits... i.e. “if we were… https://t.co/s7WVlCAZuQthis is the most stanford shit https://t.co/Nbm7urENiJ
12/19
2020
is there a dianne wiest hive? because...
12/18
2020
got damn i love tori amos
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)https://t.co/r0qCkjdbB4love a meandering conversation with no clear purpose or conclusioni’m running on 2ish hours of sleep and i’m going to be really honest during my meetings today, i can tellI’m so tired of non-Black people and applying to Black Trans Travel Fund. I should of aired some of y’all asses ou… https://t.co/l8JZKS9Huf
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12/17
2020
@daniel_m_lavery just... wow, what a career aspiration @daniel_m_lavery jesse singal, reading anita bryant’s wiki bio aloud to himself every night, like a prayer @daniel_m_lavery WHAT IS HIS DAMAGE???
12/16
2020
The British High Court's decision in Bell Vs. Tavistock is a disgrace. It weakens protections for patients, endows… https://t.co/ZprjFp3X8U
Retweeted by alicia h(mph) @humblecore @hooleil second
12/15
2020
me, not doing the reading: YEAH ZOMBIE OTTERS https://t.co/2faX5ybMWwperfection https://t.co/kEPZbrKTmjfew things make me feel more detached/distant than seeing people praise these kinds of nightmarish stories as "insp… https://t.co/QPpXn7GE9Y
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12/14
2020
i totally should have known better, especially since i’m already watching “gardener’s world” to deal with rage and exhaustionthis is infuriating “both sides” bullshit applied to attempted genocide https://t.co/GeGALQaZbH @missustufnel i switched to a digital-only subscription because we had too many issues piled under our coffee table. https://t.co/jxe7RVxy9g @missustufnel also, have you read the dianne feinstein article? it haunts me. though i’m not sure that it’s good fo… https://t.co/BOJhWPTbYw @missustufnel ok but did she have an agenda? @missustufnel YES
12/12
2020
ahem, i'm sorry. i've been informed that muscarin (not psilocybin) is thought to be the source of the santa claus s… https://t.co/pvEuy5sZWofrom the other room: "all mushrooms are edible, but some you only eat once." BUDDY."alicia, what does john do again?" "you know... algorithms, various bleeps and bloops, show-and-tells"john is giving a presentation about mushrooms for work show-and-tell (does he have a real job? i can't be sure). he… https://t.co/JOJkjTqpdP*screams* https://t.co/Ksrm8psHH5
12/11
2020
"...i smelled the air and i knew that it was time. time for a new beginning...and I knew that this was possible onl… https://t.co/s5ptHOwzLWtried watching a straight season of “are you the one?” mtv is undefeated when it comes to finding the worst heterosexuals, it’s amazing
12/10
2020
i’m not a fan, i was already aware of the abusive behavior and substance use...but there are a lot of things going on herewhat... did i just read? https://t.co/CJczB6SvoH”people saying I paid off my debt and you can, too might really be saying, like, I have white wealth.” ⁦… https://t.co/ruB3opCBrF
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)this girl in college once turned to me and announced that she "didn't believe in affirmative action" (no, i didn't… https://t.co/djmS6QTE11
12/9
2020
@missustufnel the holiday movie we all deserve @daniel_m_lavery now imagining the bon bon-concertina sibling rivalryYou can diversify all the white supremacist shit you like and it's still going to kill who it's designed to kill. It's that simple.
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12/8
2020
dignity health is the worst, reason #3466533467874 https://t.co/Nzx34GunTc
12/6
2020
angry because this was predictable and we still don’t have meaningful reliefangry, but also thankful that the bay is shutting down before hospital ICUs are at 85% capacity https://t.co/HrZZsR2WYL
12/5
2020
my theory is that post-adolescent hotepery is animated by the same contrarian bullshit that turns white boys into i… https://t.co/ERqC4dMWw9
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)my brain, when i'm trying to send a very simple work email: "how long would it take me to learn the magic mike XXL… https://t.co/BKB4KZg6oy
12/4
2020
@jayasax @j_zimms @alyssakeiko wtf i checked last night, why is old navy playing with my emotions? i need a second jumpsuit!cut to me absolutely screaming my check-inabout to start a staff strategy meeting after listening to jennifer holliday and it's going to be weirdi miss eating oily popcorn and watching (bad) movies in a dark, cold room with my friendscurrent emotional state: watching aretha franklin's 1998 oscar performance of "nessun dorma" (and celine dion looki… https://t.co/soJLbVnOSrthis is not my usual style, but - sometimes your feelings aren’t valid and you should feel ashamedtrans people don’t owe us *shit* and the suggestion that they should structure their lives around cis feelings/comf… https://t.co/8NZw9Z4aSzi saw the transphobic kit-from-l-word “we’re losing lesbians” tweet and i’m furious about so many things... but fir… https://t.co/RvtidtfHDa
12/3
2020
he was a former marine who had a giant poster of reagan on horseback *and* a matching mug. he once ripped up a copy… https://t.co/lXG8bxhLKkremembering the day my high school econ teacher cried in class because a few students *cough* kept dunking on reaga… https://t.co/LJT6NfJ5iq @humblecore fuck. i'm so, so sorry.john, now that donut savant is open and around the corner https://t.co/s7ZBd3pbqIi don’t remember the wikipedia search that ultimately led to this, but....lucinda williams is straight? @alyssakeiko content warning for everything, though @alyssakeiko i definitely watched it too early because my (much) older sister was obsessed with it. still one of my favorites.watching “welcome to the dollhouse” for the millionth time and i’m excited to use it to explain my family dynamic to my therapistWanna read about my shitty boss and my incredible coworkers? Check it. And then sign on in support -… https://t.co/yvItJoa4tc
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12/2
2020
i was just listening to the greatest showman soundtrack, so i am clearly DOING WELL.“Enough is enough. You aren’t being ‘cancelled,’ you are hurting people.” https://t.co/NW3Temr9Z4
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)my college experience was not great, but ok, i guess i'll tear up hearing "neighborhood #1 (tunnels)" and rememberi… https://t.co/KpudnlEvQWif i have a heart attack and die tonight it was absolutely because of this https://t.co/KVMBP015QC
Retweeted by alicia h(mph)i'm just imagining microsoft office staff sitting in a semi-circle, deciding to make things even less intuitive for… https://t.co/aYderD9q0Zif you really wanted me to be productive, you wouldn't force me to use outlook...?great way to make sure that employees keep using microsoft products vs. other apps/tools https://t.co/qQw6TnVfZr
12/1
2020
Remembering Roger Troutman, born 69 years ago this week in Hamilton, Ohio. Here he is in 1987 demonstrating the voi… https://t.co/8pAEFako8c
Retweeted by alicia h(mph) @humblecore same. i don't know why this keeps happening.oh look, a COVID greenhouse https://t.co/vV6uLJSkWs
11/30
2020
@C_GraceT i needed a content warning for so many things, but not the fish..
11/27
2020
i’m opposed to the death penalty (any and all methods), but i gasped when i read this https://t.co/sO0LE9B4SH @sdpowell1 @Nicole_Cliffe @blgtylr i can’t believe that was this year
11/26
2020

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