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58 year old bloke in a magical family. Reasonably normal. Normally reasonable. Photographer, IT worker, naturist. MRi since 2020.

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Joined Twitter 5/24/11


@cjcheesecake ooh. that’s a keeper.
2/23
2020
@yamesh you mean he got ‘merde scared?’. That’s special scared that is! https://t.co/dXmQJVPFN9 @TfL Wow. jubilee line taking the punishment. Trying to get from Victoria to London Bridge would normally be plain… https://t.co/zBJ057IREYday out with grandaughter V1. any guesses where we are ? https://t.co/rASrnoY1GmThis article sums things up far more eloquently than i ever could hope to. For me , it chimes louder than Big Ben. https://t.co/OdUUm2ni8P
2/22
2020
@AstroKatie i’ve heard it in a few fields from music to IT solutions to photography all with a deliberate nod to th… https://t.co/5kwCWBEskF
2/21
2020
@RGlasbrook @sezl (previous version not ‘ pro version’ ) @RGlasbrook @sezl i saw someone change their profile photo back to normal from the pro version with the ‘ be kind’… https://t.co/MN45rXa24m @cjcheesecake doesn’t seem he’s got his work life balance just right. @jojotodd_ @reginalddhunter hate it when that happens. you’ve just gotta get the right shoe size or else who knows what may happen! @ClaerB @eddiemair I think i blame employers mostly. if you contract for a project, prove useful , you soon end up… https://t.co/L55D0tvMUy @matthewcpinsent @mrjamesob have you watched the ed balls programmes about post brexit europe. talks a bit about… https://t.co/qbku3LMOUR
2/20
2020
@revkatebottley @BabyBasicsUK hope the event works well for you. please. if you fancy a fund raising swim or naked… https://t.co/s0odJQc7tR @BestForBritain @ArcheryYan This is worth considering. I feel they’ve missed an angle. surely points deducted for… https://t.co/2o56Qzgskgyou know it makes sense https://t.co/3gt7YsOVAK
2/19
2020
@TheSnowDreamer raining rather spectacularly in croydon. @huskybill2611 @BBCSimonMcCoy you wouldn’t get andrew marr or fiona bruce trying that. sadly.
2/18
2020
@KatHarbourne go you. i felt the lady who was diagnosed negative when she became pregnant was spot on.clearly an in… https://t.co/dOVj3NW7Hs @revkatebottley red hair. female. match. bottom left one has some similarities. but the others.... for some, perhap… https://t.co/rixsETJTYq @KatHarbourne Maybe refer him to your new best friend of the weekend. i am sure they’re made for each other.
2/17
2020
@MistletoeSprite https://t.co/iNZfkj2q6z @MistletoeSprite had it when a lot younger. would kind of remember a bit HP like. @MistletoeSprite https://t.co/1FEMg8E984for those of you suffering with flooding, wind and unexpected wetness , don’t worry. it’s a natural aspect of getti… https://t.co/ruSwjLS3wG
2/16
2020
@KatHarbourne well, this soap opera is going to be done and dusted in one episode. @KatHarbourne you might have to change your line of work. the naked podcast isn’t going to go down well in kashmir… https://t.co/TwhK3FdxVU @KatHarbourne it was only a matter of time. @alexbcann @KatHarbourne you could always tell him you’re not ‘that’ radio journalist, you’re the one who recently… https://t.co/TTdkvsEtGx @yamesh https://t.co/gTnL6nspDK @yamesh could be worse. could be Pizza Express in Woking. @KatHarbourne slowly expanding his vocabulary. this might be a long drawn out thread.
2/15
2020
so. general shoutout to the twitterati in my life here. How are you doing today with this weather ? everyone ok ?… https://t.co/WG12HMNS0yRT if you've ever... self-harmed attempted suicide been to a therapist cancelled on things because you don't have… https://t.co/4l7imf32K1
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2/9
2020
@Broadsword999 two boxes of OG krispy kreme is the standard fine for forgetting your work badge. @Broadsword999 that’s a reasonable cake fine.
2/8
2020
@Ri_Science skin
2/7
2020
@revkatebottley be till my beating heart..... https://t.co/XU1ylcPxIG
2/5
2020
@revkatebottley Hi. Not geographically local, and also not something for TV, but maybe for a podcast, if you are lo… https://t.co/lQM2SmDMaV
2/3
2020
@ArcheryYan @Jay_Bods hey. you get free food ( if you can keep it down / in). best before dates are kinda loose. ’… https://t.co/C99Tdx420fand a long wait for the next one. https://t.co/pJNdCNm1K6
2/2
2020
@DotLepkowska @Paper_Polly hate crime ? actionable ? get police check for finger marks ? @ArcheryYan it needs to involve the tropes of racism , class and the non existent stated difference between upper c… https://t.co/Pue132M3tI @ArcheryYan what i am looking forward to in the papers is the next blame target. they’ve still got some mileage out… https://t.co/jomRpTco7h @MrKennethClarke well. it does seem a bit different this morning after. some thing seem similar though. talk of pre… https://t.co/2o54WubCMr
2/1
2020
@MrKennethClarke just in case , i’ve bought a shitload of shirts with rounded collars, tank tops and inch only rule… https://t.co/fLP7t6RQbm @BarristerSecret let’s hope they can tell the difference between mushy peas and guacamole. @yamesh @WoofWoofBryn Hé monsieur le chien, vous allez bien mais votre propriétaire a besoin de l'aide urgente de l'infirmière!
1/31
2020
@bobservant ‘This is not the man i am’ , agreed , but clearly you are now not the man you were!
1/26
2020
@yamesh @love_prezzo this isn’t going to end well .... for them. @ArcheryYan @mrjamesob @MichaelPDeacon ‘The more important question is ....’
1/24
2020
@Paper_Polly luck comes from opportunity. that person who sees you and gives you some support. be it a teacher, an… https://t.co/9f8iUN6OmV @TLRailUK i’m sure that’s not going to fit in his wallet or fit the scanner.
1/22
2020
@TLRailUK will advise accordingly. thanks. @TLRailUK do you expect this to be a long term issue? or something sorted in a few hours ? some of my family have t… https://t.co/q4aXGu1Ukb
1/21
2020
@LouiseBalkwill those damn ticket inspectors eh?
1/20
2020
clearly i need yoga to help my flexibility to achieve this. but. 30 seconds....... https://t.co/L3Xrx6flYjSo. we have brexit, we have the monarchy coming apart at the seams, we have useless politicians and public services… https://t.co/7jBRmDPFoN
1/19
2020
@yamesh yeah. i guess they can sing a bit.Call that a choir? . no. THIS , my friends IS a choir. Happy weekend. https://t.co/IH1be4VPdx https://t.co/LDW2PcncJa
1/17
2020
@Lorna_Wall good to hear. @Lorna_Wall https://t.co/NHhxnGY2GLfavourite coffee stall is back in action. https://t.co/AIvg2BhaFF @TheNakedPodcast @vagina_museum another great podcast. good luck with the getting through the winter and for the tr… https://t.co/kFaLZZ7lsK
1/16
2020
@nudeweatherman sorry. just for clarification. are you asking if they make it 20%, 50% or 90% bigger ? 🤣
1/14
2020
@sezl can’t be him. the passenger is wearing a seatbelt. 😉
1/13
2020
Nice clear moon tonight. a bit too bright for detail. Good test of the tripod though. https://t.co/6JJoGWa03S
1/12
2020
@sezl post walk and knackered it seems.Friday has returned, bringing joyful thoughts of rest. The weekend comes soon! #fridayhaiku https://t.co/MKH7BnbPnF
1/10
2020
@Paper_Polly it’s obvious. @Paper_Polly very insightful , gets to the key aspects and provides a balanced assessment. must have taken ages to… https://t.co/oCS5SDUV3f @LouiseBalkwill well done you. awesome. takes courage and determination but you’re already seeing positive outcome… https://t.co/Je0gUVpo2p @TLRailUK thanks. i read since tweeting previously that it happened yesterday and is an over run of that. the brock… https://t.co/JVcjCPdCZP @TLRailUK it’s good to get the warning early but network rail are clearly at it again. what’s the cause this time ?… https://t.co/UoU3CUq2Tp
1/9
2020
@DineNaked @nacouk you do such a great job organising these events , why limit@yourself@to the bristol area? any ch… https://t.co/Lj5O8LxZty @theAliceRoberts @ConversationUK i know my point is slightly off topic but it’s clear as day that getting out and a… https://t.co/tc6v0fvOm7 @nudeweatherman @_free_to_be_me_ @natfound we will meet at long last ! Yay!
1/5
2020
@Paper_Polly haven’t watched and won’t. i watch such little tv i was unaware it was even going to be on. i think id… https://t.co/yF0RJGMedni am sure you can get a cream for this at Boots. https://t.co/m3vnkvZfQw
1/4
2020
@Broadsword999 @BullshirePolice if it played a role in errors in gps sattelite timeclocks and therefore our ability… https://t.co/tBBREdFrpS
1/2
2020
@yamesh The vacuum cleaner enthusiast. oh. hang on... sorry. misread. 😜
1/1
2019
nothing against him personally but. holy fuck. surely the BBC could do better than Craig David. He can sing but the… https://t.co/xusEky5BQy @LouiseBalkwill hope you and the folks are having a blast this evening. here’s to you having a successful 2020. bes… https://t.co/eBqgrQg60V
12/31
2019
@yamesh @monzo it’s a very ‘tu’ card if you think about it. @yamesh ah. nostalgia isn’t what it used to be. @yamesh clearly an older cafe user. the younger would dive in with tu.
12/30
2019
@DerbysMobile @MotSolsEMEA https://t.co/POOZjPOTFw
12/29
2019
nothing against them personally but getting a bit tired of the constant ‘come and visit australia ‘ ad on my timeli… https://t.co/EzEYLpvrpR
12/27
2019
@yamesh hey. the way out is a nice experience !
12/26
2019
@sezl i’m with you. keep in touch. we have the mother in law today (who’s not far off power of attorney territory)… https://t.co/ZmCzIWnHcV @sezl cracking photo.ok world. Let’s do this. For those of you who enjoy today , have a good one, for those who hate today, hang in ther… https://t.co/tw7cPpbKvW @callikitson @MatthewG_Yoga Many years ago in a prev relationship, xmas was planned within an inch of its life. i w… https://t.co/0ilSw2XSjz
12/25
2019
@MistletoeSprite @MagsYoungs fair enough but you could email us the formula? @MistletoeSprite @MagsYoungs if that’s you AFTER the valium , what kind of concoction were you drinking to get even higher? 🤪Raising funds to help Mr Tinto get up and running If you know these guys. Donate what you can. https://t.co/rwkfx2Nx67 @Broadsword999 at which point do enough people realise he needs a straight jacket. what’s the tipping point ? @MrTint0 francisco. i am heart broken. previously , you were broken into and now this. It’s good the CCTV is of use… https://t.co/FEgMpTXChM
12/23
2019
@Paper_Polly either way , lots of bruising. 😉
12/21
2019
@mrjamesob hats off to you for trying to walk the tightrope on gender and the trans discussion. to me, and i am cer… https://t.co/PRw6cY4fSX @VinceGormanMuso thank you. love to you and kathie.
12/20
2019

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