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Alice Nuttall @Ally_Nuttall The Spider Circus

Feminist werewolf. Makes bad things happen to fictional people. Member of @TheGEAcademy, @SCBWI_BI and @Soc_of_Authors. She/her.

1,429 Following   2,371 Followers   7,144 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/4/09


At various times - farmer, archaeologist and marine biologist, and always an author. https://t.co/t65UXpXSwi @Juel92 True. I've been a cat owner for 18 months now, was really worried before that I'd get something wrong - now… https://t.co/Hkm1CDGagPCats are toddlers, edition 25: "Stop eating the velcro! STOP IT! It's not for you!"Remember how the first rule of section 28 was they couldn’t tell you about section 28 so we all had no clue why tea… https://t.co/D5lnmuVWQO
Retweeted by Alice Nuttall @MikeFinleyMusic https://t.co/IeyrO2fjXL @CounsellingKaz Right?! Kids need boundaries! Children who are never told no grow up into AWFUL adults. @MikeFinleyMusic This is exactly what I was thinking of.Oh my god. https://t.co/BRyeCnIfsY @MsHafsaQureshi Organising appointments for myself. I'm about six months late getting a haircut because I can't bring myself to book it.Eevee forever. https://t.co/WXOCzXZ7O2 @toxinstrangula @Rabbit340 @bittenhatesu1 @FeministEmiIy Mate, no. Feminism doesn't support circumcision. Religious… https://t.co/2uKgHxjNpp @OEF_Tr8der You have exactly the same rights - the right to do what you want with your own body. Specifically, you… https://t.co/iDlVBLLx4o @fowlhunter_2 @whitty0630 Yeah, animals being mistreated is so hilarious 🙄My best friend's mum kept goats when we were growing up (properly, in a group with a large field). They are NOT sol… https://t.co/373PMBNAsYPSA to all parents, please don't get your kid a pet that needs specialised care unless you already have that expert… https://t.co/XuwBzkOnst @whitty0630 Take the goat to a sanctuary and get your kid a hamster. You're not prepared to look after a goat, you… https://t.co/IBCaV24jdr @NeolithicSheep @Mc_Heckin_Duff Ffs. If a toddler wants a pet, get them a hamster!So this woman got her toddler one baby goat and hasn't built a pen for it but when she does is going to throw a bab… https://t.co/g2cLRsovt5
Retweeted by Alice NuttallMajestic. https://t.co/Quiun89IH2
Retweeted by Alice Nuttall @ldlapinski You're a genius.A lot of women would die. That's what if. https://t.co/uSWE9cPJd3
Retweeted by Alice NuttallOh hey, it's a premise that would fit in every dystopia ever written! https://t.co/DPawPGUOGWIt's the tl;dr on the bottom of this that makes it https://t.co/x2F227EjhQ
Retweeted by Alice Nuttall @soapachu @MohsinSiddiqi6 "It's mean to call me privileged!" says man who owes all his success to his family connections.My message from in front of the White House 🎥 @rerutled https://t.co/T3PxBelaZH
Retweeted by Alice Nuttallwoke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around whi… https://t.co/lllqkMBWLj
Retweeted by Alice NuttallI don’t follow the AITA thing but I see folks tweet them sometimes, like this one. And I have to tell you, if I had… https://t.co/B9b0qvjkj6
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1/20
2020
@Tea_Faerie Excuse me 34 is a baby in cosmic terms.Okay, so thanks to @TheMechanisms I actually know why people care about gigs.Is 34 old enough to be a trickster god?Sorry @TheMechanisms, I'm not going to be able to be chill, you're too awesome. @monaeltahawy Mona you are a fucking BOSS. @MavenOfMayhem "We have the full support of people whose appearances we mock in the WhatsApp group'If your own age doesn't end in teen then there are almost no scenarios where it's okay for your sex partner to end… https://t.co/qk6no3djzD @PopBadger PLATIMGPUS @MavenOfMayhem Nice to know they define Genuinely Trans as "people who agree with us no matter how much shit we tal… https://t.co/A17TEwY42T @TheEmmelineMay Goats are the allparent. @Emoroffle "your own boat is leaving!"I mean if I'm writing stories with queer Norse gods I think it's THE LAW that @TheMechanisms need to do the soundtr… https://t.co/NBfr74vOFj @Emoroffle Also you're a sweetie but I don't think wisdom and I have ever even been in the same postcode.I'm a hardcore dilettante. https://t.co/S7ec7HJIZe @TheEmmelineMay You got a selfie with Pan, embrace it. @Emoroffle And I love tea.Dear @TheMechanisms, I know you're all technically dead after the singularity, but if I become a billionaire could… https://t.co/kDcbOixtNa @Emoroffle I'm rewatching Avatar the Last Airbender and I'm identifying so hard with Uncle Iroh but I think that's wishful thinking. @klkettle SO MUCH. @Emoroffle Tbh I'm going to do an "author preferred" version one day so prob best to wait for that. @Emoroffle I love Footloose fans 🙂 @Maxwellian One day! @KatyMontgomerie @AITA_reddit She'll mourn her niece up to the day where her alleged nephew says "hey, I was actual… https://t.co/NQaGuDNa47 @AnaMardoll They could take people in comas and give them nice dreams ffs. @Maxwellian Like...accept that you were being a horror and love your nephew. And also accept that newborns don't ha… https://t.co/P4uMk7JOxmI got RECOGNISED by someone who's read Spider Circus. Which is COMPLETELY WEIRD because I'm a total dilettante.This person is a nightmare. https://t.co/AYMo5VLbWj @MikeFinleyMusic https://t.co/tmoHkXTAh5Or to quote Bo Burnham: "My country's constitution was written by my race/But my wife bought me a brand new iPhone… https://t.co/4tnfj4oCqwFunny how "we should just hire based on merit" only comes up when a poc and/or non-cishet person gets hired. https://t.co/GGzVj5KrCZ
Retweeted by Alice NuttallAt last (in every sense of the phrase) I'm seeing @TheMechanisms live! @deannaraybourn Ask her if it's diet, too.Also, "Aaron" and "Erin" do not rhyme. https://t.co/MDgwMD8ieW @AdrianTurtle1 They had a really good opportunity to cast a fat middle-aged woman and they didn't, it's so galling.… https://t.co/NXxEL4xsvI @CynicalMongoose I didn't know that, you're good 🙂 @TheJ1mR34per @kazlatta @redbreastedbird She would be a PERFECT Nanny Ogg.I find it really funny when White people object to be told they are ‘white-privileged’. They don’t know what it mea… https://t.co/CNJmecKaJp
Retweeted by Alice NuttallArtists, I cannot tell you how important it is to have a ToS to protect yourself. Please set one up if you have not… https://t.co/4xHzDTLhJ6
Retweeted by Alice NuttallThis screenshot of the audience after Laurence Fox says racism that isn’t overt is fine on the BBC sums up being a… https://t.co/0BjYnqDSGI
Retweeted by Alice Nuttall @marinaparada09 @MsEricaDixon Your unvaccinated kid could kill someone's newborn baby, or a person undergoing chemo… https://t.co/gjAZW7AbPKI'm so excited https://t.co/08DHc4kmQA
Retweeted by Alice NuttallThis has such strong "I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs" energy. https://t.co/9tEP6yqopZa bit of good news today, this is a big step in the right direction! https://t.co/vv2E2WSiA2
Retweeted by Alice Nuttallthe world’s an awful place but also have you seen this video of a tiny deer meeting a tiny human https://t.co/OqmtglA2If
Retweeted by Alice Nuttallindentured servitude...IN SPAAAACE! https://t.co/nRkEvXdXWG
Retweeted by Alice NuttallThe problem with “pretty but doesn’t know it” is that women are trained, every day, to know in *exacting* detail ho… https://t.co/WgjLVx5r2p
Retweeted by Alice NuttallJJ Abrams is bad at telling stories He has the same Cool Idea Bro problem that Stephen Moffat has Which is inste… https://t.co/vKf8THrLG9
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1/18
2020
@LozzaFox Maybe read more than one quote by MLK? @redbreastedbird I'm so annoyed she's not fat. And tbh, having her be a vigilante takes away from the fact that Syb… https://t.co/JzXu8a49vfFor an example, see the Oversteegen sisters, who, after the Second World War, did peaceful anti-radicalisation work.Reminder that when anti-fascists achieve their goals - stopping fascism - they do things like starting charities or… https://t.co/ii5UQ8NJijBan unpaid internships. Interns should get a living wage at the very least. https://t.co/6uGUmma7nj @notCursedE They want to either hurt a woman of colour or trans women and they don't care which, and it's galling t… https://t.co/9jvVwmpnnhI'd never thought of this before but YES. OMG IT IS. https://t.co/MiE28aDBAZIdea: A Joker origin remake in which the Joker is a woman, told one too many times by a man to smile—“Why so seriou… https://t.co/EfL560De61
Retweeted by Alice NuttallThey should put Billie Piper in the new Matrix movie because by Christ she's dodged a bullet there #QuestionTime
Retweeted by Alice NuttallA polite request: please STOP tagging this profile in arguments you're having on twitter about racism. Direct peopl… https://t.co/djworG4ia2
Retweeted by Alice NuttallCurrently reading @junodawson's Meat Market and it is a STONKING good book. I got annoyed when my train journey was… https://t.co/a65RHg8tVqOh, you got me... https://t.co/l9snXrQRGXA teacher told me to punch the girl who'd been bullying me, then when the girl complained to her parents, gaslight… https://t.co/mPy0bnZnkBWe will never have a proper conversation about racism in Britain if the reaction to identifying systemic and instit… https://t.co/PPFtDf2xI9
Retweeted by Alice NuttallThis is what being a millennial is like. “Please get 12 years worth of certifications. Also, we’ll only pay you min… https://t.co/8u5Af7JIHS
Retweeted by Alice Nuttall @julie_cohen And the solution is so lovely too! He's not trying to make his fiance take the step but he's cleared t… https://t.co/f2TqTX66MBCan anyone explain why this pillock is the one with a seat on the panel and the lecturer who studies race and ethni… https://t.co/D0vFbX605r
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1/17
2020
One of the rare lovely RR posts. https://t.co/vWWnnuHRISI will never forget the time on this website that a Reddit Man explained to me-- a entire fat girl who has been wea… https://t.co/a9pOdb7WGR
Retweeted by Alice Nuttall @laurawritesit My Sister the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite.I just don't understand how anyone's been convinced that participating in a reductive TV debate is the only way to… https://t.co/y4I7d2eRCf
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Retweeted by Alice NuttallAbsolutely no shade to those who choose to take part in this stuff. However, it's not for me. The whole point of th… https://t.co/k0UcRB6wJy
Retweeted by Alice NuttallDid you know that if you go anti-vax hard enough, sometimes you circle all the way back to inventing vaccines? https://t.co/mIZ0Z6t8jJ
Retweeted by Alice NuttallToday's spam: "Illuminati Family invite you to the "secret place of wealth and power". Are you Interested?" I've made it!this is friendship, to me https://t.co/2ICYaMk0s4
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1/16
2020

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