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Digital 👩🏻‍💻 for @PrecisionStrat | formerly @NYCMayorsOffice & @NYCMayor | Comedy at @thepitnyc|

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Joined Twitter 10/1/13


@JeffAIrwin I found one, Tom found the other. A few pieces have little kitty bite marks in them now.I owned this puzzle before Tiger King okayHey all you cool cats and kittens. Look what I did for 8 hours on Sunday in some kind of a compulsive trance 😻 https://t.co/qTay9UDfn4
4/7
2020
Good test to check your lung capacity with some added mental health benefits: While cooking a meal in your kitche… https://t.co/oygTvQA2d4We are not diseased. We are not scapegoats. We are not a virus. We are Asian-Americans tired of the anti-Asian s… https://t.co/e6zIWBdw5N
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4/6
2020
Birdemic is the only pandemic movie I could handle right now and it is so bad that it’s pretty enjoyable https://t.co/u9XeGfWmboPeople who lost employer-tied health insurance in March: Australia: 0 Belgium: 0 Canada: 0 Chile: 0 Denmark: 0 Fi… https://t.co/vA1IYYQOwI
Retweeted by Alyssa Lott @_maria_milagros Yes! The day before the other days that feel like the same day we’re in
4/4
2020
@_maria_milagros 🥺Feeling sentimental right now. I keep staring over at my shoe rack... thinking about all the good times me and my s… https://t.co/eLSCPVpoA6My sister lives in St. Louis and just sent me this. Apparently these two did it last week and the whole block cheer… https://t.co/3ezlNMluVB
Retweeted by Alyssa LottJust a by the by: "private" messages sent to individual people during a Zoom meeting show up in the end-of-meeting… https://t.co/Dr8lJ3VWyA
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4/3
2020
Imagine you work 23 years for one company and they cut your health insurance and let you know deep in mid-paragraph… https://t.co/SuCOLfR3lo
4/2
2020
@dillon_martin CoROnA VIIIIrUs @dillon_martin same!💖 Hi just here to say that I wish we’d stop calling any politician ‘daddy’ just for doing the most basic form of th… https://t.co/A6tk36PXzY
Retweeted by Alyssa Lott @MelissaAquiles THANK YOU for this public service
4/1
2020
Until Bezos stops ripping off his workers and putting their lives at risk, don't buy Amazon if you don't have to.Amazon's big offer in return? Raising employee salary by $2/hr so that workers get $15/hr. Jeff Bezos, the wealthie… https://t.co/OXfIjokbpKTo get paid time off, workers must present a positive test for COVID-19. Those tests are in short supply and incred… https://t.co/qJdRmtz5MtPlease PLEASE think about if you actually *need* that @amazon order. Workers don't have paid sick leave, they don't… https://t.co/EvqX60zJds
3/29
2020
@MrGehring Hope you feel better soon!!!
3/28
2020
@GovMurphy Dad vibes!!! But thank you1. Seinfeld 2. The O.C. 3. Sopranos https://t.co/s5ZtYJATCG
3/26
2020
@mattbrooooks 👏👏👏Love these virtual backgrounds from @zoom_us!!! https://t.co/KJSVFaYLWOWhen you’re used to so little, the bare minimum seems like an extravagance. The American people deserve better from… https://t.co/GGnyVCIfYnI’ve heard so many claims of "Democratic obstruction" since McConnell introduced a woefully inadequate & hyperparti… https://t.co/Y6OVHnfnYY
Retweeted by Alyssa LottFor $2 trillion I’d like a $1 trillion Green New Deal, cancel student debt, suspend rent while COVID-19 continues,… https://t.co/t13wAVIhu8
3/25
2020
Happy to introduce you to the term Zoom Moon /zo͞om/·/mo͞on/ (noun) When someone moons you off camera on a Zoom cal… https://t.co/Rt34YirN6ZIn the midst of a pandemic, @NYGovCuomo is leaving at least half the state -- those of us who rent our homes, and t… https://t.co/hMCHvnV7UZ
Retweeted by Alyssa LottInspired by these determined activists who aren't giving up, no matter the obstacles. Supporting their movement wit… https://t.co/NFbATm9mva @hayleyfarless 💯 Strategy changes all the time and is teachable. Having something to say and knowing how to put into words isn't.You might hear people saying it isn't real. It is. You might hear people saying it isn't bad. It is. You might he… https://t.co/EKqIAYlyq5
Retweeted by Alyssa Lott @JWCrump 🥳🥰🤗 https://t.co/fHd85rewvmSome of You Have to Die. Wasn't where I saw the GOP 2020 slogan going but I appreciate the candor.
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3/24
2020
Half of all New York State residents are renters. @NYGovCuomo is turning his back on millions of us. We need to CAN… https://t.co/qFWw0qXSGd
Retweeted by Alyssa LottNew Yorkers need a rent freeze now. No rent. No mortgages. No evictions. Automatic lease renewals. Download the a… https://t.co/XKcFhb5O7c
Retweeted by Alyssa LottLatest NY COVID-19 updates. We need to freeze rents for tenants & small businesses that are struggling to make ends… https://t.co/XY7Q4Vpyfa
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3/23
2020
The President needs to invoke the Defense Production Act. Otherwise we will collapse and kill an entire generation… https://t.co/n3lzQbJMgZWhat doctors, nurses, lab assistants, staff and cleaners are doing is for their fellow man. They literally went in… https://t.co/oWHhfzfURmWhat makes our healthcare workers' bravery stand out even more brave is how little a shit the Senate could give. I… https://t.co/9Kl3PiwMtg
3/22
2020
Many essential employees aren’t even guaranteed a minimum $15/hr wage and yet are risking their lives to keep working right now @DigitalDenzel NBA League Pass pulling out the old games to get people not to cancel
3/21
2020
This just in: 10.5% of NYC households have already responded to the ##2020Census in the 1st week! In 2010, it was o… https://t.co/SEppZhWfjN
Retweeted by Alyssa LottMy nephew is taking quarantine very seriously, he’s in it for the long haul https://t.co/3hRBDqYjmWInvestigate ALL of them.It took a global pandemic but here we are, ladies!!! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ https://t.co/suf2WXjQfb
3/20
2020
Don't just tweet - sign this petition to tell @NYGovCuomo to suspend rent now https://t.co/2P8N3w5OgF https://t.co/qT9qvSbOpKPeople are dying and @SenatorBurr is trying to make a profit off #COVID19. Never forget his priorities are to his b… https://t.co/yT4ZQK1JGZ
3/19
2020
A message from me and my dad, @Melbrooks. #coronavirus #DontBeASpreader https://t.co/Hqhc4fFXbe
Retweeted by Alyssa LottWe’re mandated to work from home during Coronavirus so my man dressed up for his work’s morning conference call to… https://t.co/AjIVUgPBXqLet’s keep it this way I would watch more often. @JohnCena deserves a Golden Globe just for keeping a straight face https://t.co/eEtJAiKRSr @NoahGarfinkel It is like day 3 of this thing how are you this bored
3/16
2020
@annehelen It is like day 2 of this thing
3/15
2020
@buttsandevans @nehaha_nair @katietilson important quarantine contentTired: costar Wired: West World twitter bot https://t.co/d1Bxnu1NS2
3/14
2020
THIS. The economy should serve the people, not the other way around https://t.co/sAOGMpR1xN
3/10
2020
Text 'COVID' to 692-692 to receive COVID-19 updates and information from NYC Emergency Management. Learn more abou… https://t.co/ejQIV5UY7T
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3/9
2020
Decided to go to Barclay’s despite coronavirus panic, to go through security and have my makebag bag taken out, unz… https://t.co/6gcXdDRnXG
3/6
2020
Give the people what they want. Give us the TWITS, @TaikaWaititi https://t.co/CWIBgANoELThe most frustrating thing about @ewarren dropping out is that *now* she’ll get the reflective, promising, thorough… https://t.co/6HOCekv3M7
Retweeted by Alyssa LottWe will know the full extent of what Elizabeth Warren’s candidacy has accomplished when one of the little girls who… https://t.co/RLujdpTiEf
Retweeted by Alyssa LottHappy women's history month.
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3/5
2020
@darrenmarlar I'll check the podcast out!!You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tir… https://t.co/LPnYxPXw2q
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3/3
2020
Excited to pick up some writing tips and share my own with @the_hoth in St. Pete!! I love how they bring in their f… https://t.co/J63HBCisfb
3/2
2020
It’s been six months since Hurricane Dorian changed our lives – and our island – forever. The devastation was unmat… https://t.co/32McDZqlNm
Retweeted by Alyssa LottTweeting from 30,000 feet 🤓
3/1
2020
@cjkasulke Read this and smelled the first one immediatelyThis is beautiful https://t.co/Su40VqyKBz
2/29
2020
Great piece on SEIU turnout plans for 2020: “A lot of groups thought we were crazy, but we were committed to engag… https://t.co/8Qq1k6bBjE
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2/27
2020
@SternGully TYPO STAYSOkay I think explains a lot https://t.co/3zJjnpqZyt
2/26
2020
@catycherepakhov K guess this isn’t me then FINE @AndyKimy get out of my head
2/25
2020
brb gotta email this to my dad so i can win an argument https://t.co/7H4xkGDZdU @slaneyrosej @madewell First scene bb!! 😎
2/24
2020
👅 https://t.co/7eabeiO49f3) Laura Dern is great! But also she’s done so much more that’s great, why was this her award-worthy performance? 4… https://t.co/lbhy2BhljzHi I watched Marriage Story and I have thoughts. 1) Loved it. Got me teary. 2) Please explain the Being Alive song,… https://t.co/BHU6b6NJWy @MelissaAquiles Ladybird (2017)
2/23
2020
Trust yourself. https://t.co/Pmp2lO9Pny @lancereddick Thank you! 👏
2/22
2020
What a time to be alive https://t.co/4mR6YIC0pQNo taxation without representation! https://t.co/NNgSD0tWua"How was your week?" https://t.co/hMKbNBPbpZ
2/21
2020
@PearlGabel 💕HONGIE 💕Ironically, the reason many tech platforms have created billionaires is bc they track you without your knowledge, a… https://t.co/rubW6seuVG
Retweeted by Alyssa Lott @graybs13 & Plans!!liz out here bodying these other guys 😎
2/20
2020
**cue harps, golden light, and angels singing** https://t.co/4rkarSOjWk
2/19
2020
@nonfamousdave 😭😭😭👏👏👏GOAT 🤪 https://t.co/FKUvXlSzKxJessicaaaaaa https://t.co/yGgmiXFAay
2/10
2020
One of my fav shows is closing in June - come see it before its gone!! https://t.co/EPRexSyh8BWhew, @ewarren just covered: ✅ universal background checks ✅ intersection of domestic violence and gun violence… https://t.co/dw7qP2LIyG
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2/8
2020
@Frozone G7A💫Bonus 💫 I’m cohosting with @JWCrump for the first and last time ever!!! https://t.co/AfFmMzufsP
2/7
2020
Annual #SOTU reminder: -Scripted Trump is not the real Trump -No he’s not growing into the Presidency -No he’s… https://t.co/uXVXp1CEC6
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2/5
2020

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