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I hate when Iโ€™m driving and the curb hit my car
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezmy obsession for candles gets real bad in the fall
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9/25
2020
A relationship should be 50/50. He buys me a 2021 G Wagon, and I say thank you.
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezthis year took away so much but I'm still not over the fact that we had an entire year of Bachelor in Paradise STOLEN
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9/24
2020
I ainโ€™t falling for Carole Baskin tears and thatโ€™s that #DWTS
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9/23
2020
Cowboy Hat @Dak ๐Ÿค  https://t.co/DY7GvaRIXq
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9/20
2020
And for the lady? Perhaps a salad? Perhaps not.. I'll have the steak, SMOTHERED in onions. A RACK of ribs. Pasta wโ€ฆ https://t.co/L6FUW6Ct4t
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezThis bitch only $400-$500 and you females are complaining?? The same bitches who be wanting Birkins, balenciagas anโ€ฆ https://t.co/UgXaThpwFn
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezThe way this year is going this is a sign to stay inside https://t.co/OjD34fTnP7
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9/18
2020
bold of Joe Biden to assume my life was on track before this virus https://t.co/VWI97zCJZC
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9/17
2020
(TW suicide) I love all the suicide prevention posts, but to me the โ€œcheck in with your friendsโ€ language isnโ€™t helโ€ฆ https://t.co/3Oq97PeXxX
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9/11
2020
When you and your best friend finally spend a couple of days together๐Ÿ˜‚ @magalyguzman07 https://t.co/TQhnijOqn1 @magalyguzman07 Weโ€™d be in trouble๐Ÿ˜ณI donโ€™t know how Aly and I would survive if we were ever to live in the same city again ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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9/10
2020
why do i continue to put lip gloss on under my mask, where is the logic sis
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @sunnielouuu You can eat all the ice cream in the world!!! Youโ€™re teeeeeenyyyy๐Ÿ˜
9/3
2020
i want that cloudy, dark, cold, wet weather sooooo bad
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9/2
2020
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9/1
2020
@destiinyniicole You deserve the WORLD!!!โค๏ธthe sexual tension between me and the snooze button
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezIโ€™d look so good with a fat diamond on my left hand Iโ€™m just saying
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8/27
2020
@ervey31 You almost threw up lol
8/22
2020
itโ€™s the iced coffee as a meal replacement for me
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezi just want to travel the world like this virus has
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @elig95 My best friend is the prettiest๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Incase you donโ€™t watch my stories ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NewProfilePic https://t.co/oViEo4hr0m
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8/20
2020
Viola Davis is 55. Viola Davis was born in a plantation house 5 days after Black folks secured the right to vote. Pโ€ฆ https://t.co/aSsNzsjVRN
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8/13
2020
Itโ€™s the iced coffee on an empty stomach for me
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8/11
2020
๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฟ #HowToGetAwayWithWAP https://t.co/Aq9aunZUlq
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8/10
2020
girl I thought Kylie was finna rap lmao
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezif I say "I could eat" weโ€™ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezCardi: โ€œI donโ€™t cook, I donโ€™t clean but I got this ringโ€ All the shorties that cook and clean and got no ring: https://t.co/b4vKSRJOKO
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezLmaoooo I literally do this https://t.co/BcX0Ubi3LW
8/7
2020
Me watching my Netflix show at 2AM https://t.co/et7cRikd6C
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8/6
2020
me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @J_ruiz5 Youโ€™re so HOT!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅtequila shots are nasty but after a few so am I
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezI crave iced coffee 24/7
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezIf @Alyhdz6 and I made a book club, would anyone like to join? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ›
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8/2
2020
I needed this @taylorswift13 album
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezthis album is for the ones who love i almost do, sad beautiful tragic, come in with the rain, safe and sound, out oโ€ฆ https://t.co/RQzc7QR3Jt
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezTaylor just gave us everything we never knew we needed #folkloreWhen Taylor Swift is in the woods, you know it's going to be good.
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7/24
2020
Lmao, if this wasnโ€™t ALWAYS me https://t.co/u5oaozs1lyThis here is my problem. https://t.co/ZyDb7HzVed
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7/22
2020
donโ€™t be hard on yourself when it comes to adulting. instead, be proud every single day that you donโ€™t buy yourself a lunchable.
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezRuin my life pls https://t.co/izn4opHdSF
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7/17
2020
I want all of it https://t.co/gxq77TVjhH
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7/16
2020
Do you and your best friend listen to every @taylorswift13 album non stop while on a road trip or are you normal... ๐Ÿ˜…
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7/12
2020
Do yโ€™all ever have a super lazy unproductive day and feel super guilty about it?
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7/10
2020
Is it an iced coffee day or an iced coffee day?
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7/9
2020
vodka in a water bottle when youโ€™re expecting water https://t.co/stYUSPUwLv
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7/7
2020
Letโ€™s not forget LaVena Johnson. She was found dead in her tent in Iraq in 2005. She had a broken nose, loose teethโ€ฆ https://t.co/ruiOkWL07n
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezi think the perfect way to celebrate the 4th of july would be to arrest the cops who murdered breonna taylor
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7/4
2020
SAY. HER. NAME. Vanessa Guillen was serving her country, and in return she was sexually harassed, brutally murdereโ€ฆ https://t.co/vsLM1LiXXc
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @magalyguzman07 Damn girl!!!!!!!๐Ÿ”ฅ
7/3
2020
@CalvilloVal I canโ€™t wait to see your beautiful fucking face!!!!!!!! Alhenrkxucujsnskxhcvmiurxv @CalvilloVal The only good thing Iโ€™m looking fwd to about 2020 is seeing u ๐Ÿ˜˜I loveeeeee spoiling, babying my mans idc๐Ÿ˜šI need a drink, a spa day and about $30M.
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7/2
2020
I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but 4th of July is CANCELLED. First of all, this country is not worth celebratiโ€ฆ https://t.co/msrjX8HvWQ
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7/1
2020
Youโ€™ve survived 100% of the days youโ€™d thought would destroy you. Keep going.
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezWe have entered an alternate universe where Caitlyn Jenner has replaced Barb as the Weber familyโ€™s mother https://t.co/GwLrEIKbYO
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6/25
2020
Austin friends: I know this is hard but itโ€™s time to cancel Unbarlievable, Rooptop on 6th, the Aquarium on 6th andโ€ฆ https://t.co/gkJ5VxCJ1x
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6/24
2020
@ervey31 LolSurround yourself with people that lift you up, encourage you, and applaud your success.
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6/21
2020
@ervey31 Lmaooo @elig95 @anaizaxrdzx @nikkkki10people need to know this https://t.co/XcluE1FRB7
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6/19
2020
I wish people feared their sons being pedophiles, rapist, or being abusive as much as they fear them being gay.
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezI just wanna see where yโ€™all heads at. https://t.co/IYFw84gKtP
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6/18
2020
That feeling when he turns over in his sleep and wraps his arms around you๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
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6/17
2020
that sleep when he leave in the morning and you roll over in his spot >
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6/13
2020
I feel attacked https://t.co/OL0Mb0lqRQ @elig95 @ervey31 Lol but reallyMy toxic habit is having coffee as a meal
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezI never want to hear an American specifically a white American* tell someone to โ€œgo back to their countryโ€. This coโ€ฆ https://t.co/ttxJEJVbgi
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6/11
2020
Almost EVERY SINGLE girl you know has been sexually assaulted, so I need yโ€™all to think about that next time youโ€™reโ€ฆ https://t.co/mdUtggdFfZ
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6/4
2020
โค๏ธWOW. https://t.co/sTgsJE61Fs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/vydUxjnPdd
6/3
2020
Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezWhen Rosa Parks was arrested for failing to give her seat to a white man, black people stopped taking the bus, andโ€ฆ https://t.co/sj5KMs9mxz
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezblm is not political. it is not politics. it's not controversial. these are people's lives.
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6/2
2020
@sam_betancourt Thanks๐Ÿฅฐ
5/31
2020
Fuck Racism๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ Fuck Discrimination๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ
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5/27
2020
The tik toks of girls completely smacking the shit out of their bfs faces with bags while in the car>>>> everything else
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5/19
2020
@magalyguzman07 Ew @elig95 Okayyyyy QUEEN
5/16
2020
@magalyguzman07 Letโ€™s do it Sunday!!Death penalty!!!!!! https://t.co/7zVbaCTWzD
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @magalyguzman07 Lol I love you!!! Letโ€™s get drunk soon๐ŸคฉIf this isnโ€™t me, my poor mans๐Ÿ’€ https://t.co/qiQNyUCMG7All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive make some noise!!!!!!
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5/9
2020
@moniflores55 Omg I bought it and I just couldnโ€™t take it because the smell is absolutely terrible ๐ŸคขHow I walk to my front door to collect my 63537383rd quarantine package. https://t.co/YCxLNfus8T
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5/8
2020
@ItsCarlos2U @ervey31 I think thatโ€™s a great idea!!!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‡ @ervey31 Whoa๐Ÿ˜‰
5/6
2020

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