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2/15
2020
@Pearl77281826 @ervey31 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️ @Pearl77281826 @ervey31 Coming next month 🤩 @magalyguzman07 @ervey31 We’re working on it 🥰 @Titty50Cline We miss you!!!!! I’ll see you soon!!!!!!!!❤️Also, I’m ready to have @ervey31’s babiesI love my bf so much🥺❤️
2/14
2020
I’m not ready for hometowns!!!! How did this season go by so quick?!😭 #TheBachelorRT if Madison makes you smile 🥰💃 #TheBachelor https://t.co/fhyPBzNurL
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2/11
2020
Why has it taken me almost 24 years to realize how amazing asparagus is??!!!
2/10
2020
@kshxoxox lol aw I loved her! 😥😂😂😂😂😂😭 https://t.co/NC6IW1vmsf @sunnielouuu IM RIGHT WITH YOU SISTER @zeebraskymal lmao, that’s exactly what I’ve been saying every time he chooses her!!!!! Like how??!Bach nation after wasting 4 hours of our life this week on the the worst season of the bachelor to date. https://t.co/FhKFwW2XBm
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezSydney for Bachelorette🥺HOW. DID. SYDNEY. JUST. GET. SENT. HOME? LIKE??!!!!! #TheBachelor
2/6
2020
Me trying to find the next bachelorette in this bunch #TheBachelor https://t.co/bL7lyK68ZC
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @mckenzieptaylor @sunnielouuu AS SOON AS I FIND OUT IM TEXTING YA’LL!!!! You guys can fly here and we can make the 3 hr drive to LA🤩“You rewarded the drama” yes Kelley YES 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #TheBachelor
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezHonestly, already shipping Mike and Kelley on BIP #TheBachelor https://t.co/UCh83mSN1A
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezI’m sure Mykenna is a nice girl but I want her to go 🙈 sorry babe don’t take it personally #TheBachelor
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezneed a nice and relaxing vacation by a beautiful beach
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @mckenzieptaylor @sunnielouuu I don’t think there’s a set date yet!! I looked everywhere and I can’t find itI literally said this all day today https://t.co/Ls6Je3JDhE @sunnielouuu @mckenzieptaylor I’ve looked it up!!!! They’re not that expensive and it’s in LA I think!! Let’s go I… https://t.co/t1LVus4zbXIs Kelley the smartest person ever on this show or is it just me? Keepin’ it real.
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @sunnielouuu LETS BUY TICKETS TO THE WOMEN TELL ALL @mckenzieptaylor
2/4
2020
JLo and Shakira have me sweating
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2/3
2020
You know who isn’t involved in the drama & already met Peter’s family?? #TheBachelor https://t.co/MbiJwuFurT
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezSo dirty https://t.co/e0NySGq1MD
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezwhy did it take me 23 years to watch the bachelor I am not exaggerating whatsoever when I say this might be the best show I’ve ever watched
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @magalyguzman07 😂😂😂😂😭I’m here to watch Peter fall in love not get his feelings hurt, these producers need to chill 😠
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @sunnielouuu Seriously😢 @sunnielouuu I love him so much I just want him to be happy 😢Peter is too pure for this show 😭 I’m worried about him
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1/28
2020
Life’s too short. Let the little shit go and love those around you.
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1/27
2020
Alayah talking lots of shit to Sydney while not knowing that the whole house flipped. Tough. #TheBachelor
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezsee you in paradise girl #TheBachelor https://t.co/Lxt3uw73LR
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezVictoria F fucked Chase Rice? And Pete brings her on a date to see him? Clap it up for the producers of this show O… https://t.co/8U4DqAt9LA
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezThey had a private concert with chase rice and she DATED CHASE RICE GIVE THE PRODUCERS A RAISE #TheBachelor https://t.co/lKHoHsvdBc
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezThe producers knowing that Victoria dated Chase Rice and choosing to make him the performer on their one-on-one… https://t.co/Cg8ZcJctSo
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezIf he does it’ll be a total fanasco https://t.co/8lhpTSvwMX
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezThe Devil works hard, but Bachelor Producers work harder...#TheBachelorABC #TheBachelor https://t.co/xNuLeWqRAt
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez“Linger-y” @BachelorABC @BachPartyPod https://t.co/Y8gbtglRxx
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezCan we all bring attention to the fact that Madi has been the most unproblematic queen #TheBachelor https://t.co/00fh3P3pxP
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezDon’t fact check this, but I don’t think Sarah said a single word in her three episodes on #TheBachelor https://t.co/cYYmAwhxmQ
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezMadison? Did you log into chicks in the office account? https://t.co/aFYguO8dD2
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezShe's baaaaaack 🍾👑 @demi_burnett #TheBachelor https://t.co/nxqUh2h1M4
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1/21
2020
Hey boss I’m not coming in today, I’ll be analyzing this pic of Brad Pitt holding Jennifer Aniston’s hand all day https://t.co/rek4eet9f5
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1/20
2020
The Poet // The Poem https://t.co/I3JkekdUOv
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1/18
2020
putting your cold feet on your warm boyfriends body>>>
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezIf we together for 9 years and break up I’ll literally sue you https://t.co/meO6bYnjRh
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Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezMy boyfriend sure does talk a LOT ot shit for a man that likes to be the little spoon
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1/16
2020
😘 @ervey31 https://t.co/DBN3ya4bI7i wonder if she told him she had to go her own way and he was like what ab us what ab everything w been thru and sh… https://t.co/o3RHgTfLMV
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1/15
2020
You just bought me my morning coffee😭 you’re so sweet ily!!!❤️ https://t.co/gWo12mGDRq
1/8
2020
Wait I’m crying over Peter’s parents vows 🥺 #TheBachelor
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezI don’t care how scripted, predictable, and cheesy The Bachelor is, I love this shit
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @magalyguzman07 So do I!! She’s like my top 3 right now😭MY HEART💔🥺 https://t.co/l1SVeUYNetPeter literally pulled off roses from the wall because Victoria’s never gotten flowers before... a MAN😭❤️Me trying to compute what a “dime-fifty” is #TheBachelor https://t.co/PXwsmqX03r
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1/7
2020
YES it is 🙌 https://t.co/AGaU5W8GzR
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezBACHELOR MONDAY🌹
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezShhh pass it on https://t.co/dbYZMJVYBR
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1/6
2020
I. Can’t. Wait😭 https://t.co/cujQytrhQH
1/4
2020
I’m so glad the holidays are over. It felt like I was drunk since Halloween lol
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1/2
2019
this has joe/love energy https://t.co/N4wtghAv0V
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12/29
2019
Joe: *Is fucked up* Joe: *kills people* Joe: *is a stalker* Joe: *is literally a psychopath* Joe: *locks people up… https://t.co/rPt04gH7p8
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12/28
2019
me: all bodies are beautiful!!!!! *sees myself in the mirror* me: https://t.co/64IghW8aST
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandezall men know how to do is shoot basketball lie eat chicken wing twitch in sleep open jar and play video game
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez😂😂 https://t.co/jbA451rOj2
12/22
2019
Honestly living with your boyfriend means your laundry NEVER ends
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12/19
2019
@mckenzieptaylor @sunnielouuu YES ✈️ @Alyhdz6 @sunnielouuu Can you fly to watch it with us every Monday PLEASE
Retweeted by Alyssa Hernandez @sunnielouuu You’re so right, Sunnie Lou!!!! This is all I needed to hear😏my baby fever is at an all time high right now...someone remind me I love spending my money too much on myself right now👸🏽 @gerbss28 I love him😭
12/17
2019
Gloomy weather days are my fave!!❤️🌧 https://t.co/iWlS8VUUyT
12/10
2019
This year alone Taylor Swift has written songs about: Weddings Christmas Sex Romance Acknowledging Your Mistakes… https://t.co/driKVakuYm
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12/7
2019
Me getting my man drunk so he can be my personal whore later https://t.co/txYHdDXoUC
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12/4
2019
Thanksgiving week is exhausting I’m done I’ll be in bed until Christmas
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezDecember is the best time of year. ⛄❄️ RT if you agree. #KUWTK https://t.co/AgAcwrtDeL
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12/1
2019
Me. I needed to hear this https://t.co/1jI9QeGOUi
11/23
2019
There’s subtle and then there’s https://t.co/a7Ox80N0px
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11/14
2019
BREAKING: We've found out what @dak was listening to in those headphones in the pregame... 😂😂 #DakDancesToAnything https://t.co/QeUQ2jyk47
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezWine drunk don’t even announce its presence. You be chillin, then next thing you know things start getting real lusty
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11/12
2019
Mood because the cowboys lost😢 https://t.co/E1vWMi20H6
11/11
2019
I need 47 beers
11/10
2019
It’s almost the coziest time of the year ‼️❄️ 😻
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11/9
2019
2020 will be my best year yet. I feel it wholeheartedly.
Retweeted by Alyssa HernandezOmg this this this!!!!!! https://t.co/GfbZsykwOC
11/8
2019
No one, absolutely no one, wants to see you lip singing to a song on your story 😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃
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10/30
2019
monday nights in the fall are weird because my body feels like it should be watching The Bachelor
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10/21
2019
@Titty50Cline YES move here 😻
10/17
2019

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