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staff writer covering tech & culture @ringer. say hi, send tips: alyssa.bereznak@theringer.com // i’m @alyssabereznak on instagram too

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this was a fucking JOURNEY https://t.co/FlcdkueYAF @TKDano @HKSurrey 🙏🙏The Meme improves! https://t.co/05yu1fIpJh
Retweeted by alyssa bereznak @HKSurrey also, tracy remembering traumatic childhood memories in the stairwell is one of my favorite 30 rock momen… https://t.co/deqV5OqACn @HKSurrey in the process of reporting this i discovered two new awards show terms: EGGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Golden Glob… https://t.co/sBr60RmCw4me and @HKSurrey put together an oral history of the time tracy EGOTed on 30 Rock. which, quite amazingly, led to w… https://t.co/j5Q62lvsVi @robertmays @HKSurrey that might be my favorite detail of the whole storyline! @ecgenc https://t.co/uXirMGwzXS @MJ_Baumann all of our slack chatter has been leading up to this dayare its cheeks pepperonis?? https://t.co/OaVX9240lM
2/21
2019
just a friendly reminder that Saudi Arabia is the largest investor in the SoftBank Vision Fund, which is the larges… https://t.co/y9BeDY6zzE
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakOn #NationalLoveYourPetDay, spend some time with Ringer staffers’ furry companions: @SheaSerrano’s Younger Jeezy… https://t.co/EXFR1nYsrT
Retweeted by alyssa bereznaksamsung's new S10 has an "instagram mode.” bracing myself for a stream of #sponcon from influencers about this https://t.co/x9M4jmLqDNwhat is this sorcery? https://t.co/IX4svuLtopwe should really create an emmy category for guests who own fox news anchors https://t.co/QvRsGzEi9Cthey did a fireball on a grape https://t.co/wk9MsKWKPi
2/20
2019
@jspace_man yeah i have so many questionsdon’t sleep on mobile pelotons, uber https://t.co/Lk41077CD5The Ringer's YouTube channel is 1.5K subscribers away from hitting 100,000. I've been a part of this channel since… https://t.co/tzDmCWaRL2
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2/19
2019
we are all variations of “damn, i’m old” once we cease being teens! https://t.co/7iCTmdosjp @KateKnibbs lifetime warranty! @SethAbramovitch it kinda reminded me of instagram hair. proof my mind is truly in the gutter! https://t.co/c70StdsDhRman, an oscars hosted by the rock would be so great https://t.co/06yhOKzPCWthis is dark! https://t.co/CgARamAaVNme within 3 seconds of using a self-checkout stall https://t.co/XfmhGLy4QL
2/18
2019
@robertmays @DannyBKelly you’re doin’ great mays! @juliareinstein i would read a 2,000-word oral history on how this thumbnail came to beoh my god this art https://t.co/3fhHWlzqbH @lrnlrsn i wholeheartedly co-sign this take"The National Weather Service issued a “small dog warning” to animal lovers in Ohio and Pennsylvania that strong wi… https://t.co/RIkQpl8ptj
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2/15
2019
loved this story on the woman who helped create joshua tree, aka “the apostle of cacti.” her instagram would’ve bee… https://t.co/cvNWcQ0bM0I love my large eyed wife. My review of Alita: Battle Angel https://t.co/pOHYI3dvoA
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakdear @amazon https://t.co/jMZWAuf5pH
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakreal estate speculators, my bid for your now useless LIC condo begins at $4happy valentine's day!!! do you believe in love??? these galapagos tortoises dated for almost 100 years and then th… https://t.co/DOQc29TRLt
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakmy condolences to amazon cuomoooh wuuuuuut https://t.co/syDlKruWTjfor years, Ryan Adams has used his influence in music to lure in and emotionally torment women @melenar & I talked… https://t.co/awKF2OrluA
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2/14
2019
@sportsgooru i need to see vice before i cast my final judgement!"if ‘bohemian rhapsody' wins, I’ll quit the academy” https://t.co/31BNTXN6hR @hollybdc don't worry he is getting plenty of recognition https://t.co/NZRyMRMCqU @TDZayas you gotta be subtle sometimes, you know?separately, as you might recall, i campaigned hard for olivia the westie, who appeared in GAME NIGHT and WIDOWS. i’… https://t.co/uMnxZmQWi4here's another photo of him that his trainer, kim, sent me. “towne was more like a dog then a cat,” she told me. “e… https://t.co/gEcaiVfhpxthe ringer handed out dog oscars, and i insisted we have an “in memoriam” interlude in which we honor towne the cat… https://t.co/k5ZIqjLtBNabsolutely LIVING for this drama https://t.co/CqoTZaOX1d
2/13
2019
This has been...the longest few months of my life! But I am so proud to stand with my colleagues.… https://t.co/HZMjKH4U5h
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakWow this cover is so brave https://t.co/Ir2FBcMIGv
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakNew ‘Bachelor Party’! @julietlitman brings in @andrewgrutt and @alyssabereznak to recap tonight’s episode of… https://t.co/rJcM2kfKSP
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2/12
2019
😍😍 https://t.co/9AJ1IAo9lXa really smart nugget in this important story about the way apple treats its contract employees like shit… https://t.co/REc52BzDCX @chengela this is an amazing photo
2/11
2019
@verma_30 no but that one has a special place in my heart : ) @JHWeissmann that is an extremely generous interpretation!! @JHWeissmann they are definitely a Decision“average 1 amazon package per week” https://t.co/esMqGUnZBFme: h-- Netflix's social media: Moira Rose is iconic -- don't @ me! "One Day at a Time" makes me laugh AND cry. Get… https://t.co/j24ArWOEoO
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2/10
2019
wrote about the rad new album from ARIANA GRANDE, who is, incredibly, giving fewer fucks than usual https://t.co/4Z14C4TZlC
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakp.s. all of this was put on by @blackmad who is an extremely creative party planner! ♥️ @Twitter i’m gonna hold you to ithttps://t.co/mU3BtUtCMphttps://t.co/Xb2PuXRRV9a classic https://t.co/co93wKAtICthere’s even a twitter cake https://t.co/GNHiBDEVDOhttps://t.co/G4p2PyEPUihttps://t.co/Vm67WXZrdyhttps://t.co/MOhKM3PHxmhttps://t.co/Ao9viqT99Wmore examples (we all had to dress like birds) https://t.co/IQ2P8DWaJLi’m at a twitter-themed dinner party and they’re passing out famous tweets on notecards https://t.co/5OmeOgXHgx
2/9
2019
This is phenomenal https://t.co/TyL9vqP5gQ
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakmad men is the story of a man increasingly finding himself left behind by the world https://t.co/Go7ITMxx5z
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakif you cock your head to the north and listen closely, you can hear the sound of a thousand real estate speculators… https://t.co/9pQOcLkYgYhonestly surprised there aren’t more love songs about the fenty beauty kit https://t.co/XjDp19sTkJ
2/8
2019
help, my family is dyinghow do u delete a whole news cycle!?me: jeff bezos: AMI wants to publish a picture of me in "tight black cargo shorts "  with my "semi-erect manhood p… https://t.co/th75fHvQbAit’s like he *wants* us to see his dick @kgittleson CARGO SHORTS AND A SEMI-ERECT MANHOOD, LITERALLY WHAT COULD BE WORSE??just when i thought i'd successfully forgotten that the bezos nudes exist, they have come back to haunt me tenfold https://t.co/kxZsDGcX21the only awards-season gala i choose to recognize https://t.co/UNhk0kR1LU...what the hell. https://t.co/MKzZctyIwN
Retweeted by alyssa bereznak @sheepfilms no. 3 because a proper baguette has stiff and crunchy crustIf baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls https://t.co/dZ3Oq7E9Ph
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakglenn close to lady gaga https://t.co/EBbHafe645what’s distressing to *me* is how many former nytimes editors seem to be so chill with “carelessness in attribution… https://t.co/54cHVl7NdA @andrewgrutt 'bout time i dust off my hat damon and take it for a walk around the neighborhoodwondering where moviepass went? @andrewgrutt’s got the scoop https://t.co/421zlZxGjWum wow i am downloading this game immediately https://t.co/ZOL137EPLf @maryps @thekibosch yes, consider it done! @thekibosch @maryps @AdamSerwer (especially about the time she went viral) https://t.co/gGC4Eki51j @thekibosch @maryps @AdamSerwer i will gladly take any opportunity—whether in a professional or casual setting—to talk about chloehow is it that i am just now learning about this podcast, which, based on its title alone, is clearly the best podc… https://t.co/T5MqtnSd7bWrote @ringer about Steven Soderbergh's High Flying Bird and the past, present, and future of moves made on smartph… https://t.co/lGhg1j8lf4
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakthis week’s Jam Session started as a Real Estate Corner and ended as a discussion of celebrity and personal aesthet… https://t.co/1Ynucdmn8x
Retweeted by alyssa bereznakhaha if you only saw the slack convos!! https://t.co/LQKfmgsYVN @conniewang this reminded me of that infamous lunch between princess michael of kent and meghan markle… https://t.co/Zf4AcI9tPt @aherman2006 also “Egg?”, please reveal your true identity immediately https://t.co/mHkcVNXldYmy mom’s recipe book is marked up with diagrams, cooking tips, and substitution suggestions. @aherman2006 has a fa… https://t.co/9b2AtcauGg @hshaban babe i love you with or without your plumage but maybe next time ask the barber to use a longer clip??
2/7
2019

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