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Dark Lauramancer @amalthya Next to Carmen Sandiego

New Yorker. Gamer. Primatologist. Sometimes nice. Always friendly. Never compromising. She/Her Profile pic by @chalkyheart

443 Following   611 Followers   36,379 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/30/07


@adampknave I do love instagram stories but I don't understand how it serves the twitter market @chalkyheart Samesies for my autoharp lessons. I worry so hard about practicing enough and making enough progress but I love it.I wish there was a Son of Sam law for bad presidents.
11/18
2020
Suddenly the cops are fresh out of tear gas, rubber bullets, armored cars, and riot gear. Fancy that; what a coinci… https://t.co/itqP0bC0vw
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11/15
2020
@rosefox I kept the twins up to see her talk even though it was nearly two hours past bedtimeThe Sun was shining over stunning snow today. I welcomed the return of sunshine by dancing near the pristine Yukon… https://t.co/dq2EWvEELp
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Retweeted by Dark LauramancerWho is this coming out? Is it Joe President? -one of my three year olds
11/8
2020
Trump won't be able to run for president in 2024 because he'll be in Mar-a-Gulag
11/7
2020
@baconator https://t.co/ng0FZkLx5F @jvfriedman @senabryer @MaraWilson And our trash.
11/4
2020
Taking flight Halloween was different this year but we still got to walk the street and see our neighbor's amazin… https://t.co/XK4nuGVKBGToddler Pod-o-Ween @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/FZkSRrUD84
11/1
2020
@rosefox I post much less frequently than I frequent and it's my internet safe haven. It's all food and kids and leaves right now @Helikhana Lol YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE HE'LL BE @rosefox I stopped trying to find those things on Twitter sadly and all of my appreciation for the beauty of life comes from instagram @Helikhana My friend is in that movie and gets impaled by a sharkAfter 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/huAwS0vWvK
10/28
2020
@jackboxgames Nintendo switch @jackboxgames the drawing on the right didn't look like this on the phone... https://t.co/ByM5PLKT2KMy mother has truly produced the pumpkin of our era. https://t.co/P6V4ixMRw7
Retweeted by Dark LauramancerThe new @jackboxgames are super fun even if they're buggy. https://t.co/D73wq2EASj
10/23
2020
A new report suggests we can soak up nearly half of the CO2 that's built up since the Industrial Revolution and ave… https://t.co/gmFSFSWG9S
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10/15
2020
Quarantine Day 283748473937: trying to remember that you once enjoyed your hobbies. #autoharp #seaoflove #covershttps://t.co/5P9a7FvZD5
10/13
2020
Another #pinotslive night with our perfect #gnome theme #painting #gnomes @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/KsXkDcA88q
10/12
2020
How it started How it’s going https://t.co/1tvTMXQs87
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10/10
2020
Cartoon: Everyone is referencing it but no one is taking the time to draw so here it is. donnie leaving Walter Reed… https://t.co/GWxox9keIg
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10/6
2020
@LilahSturges Yay happy birthday!
10/3
2020
Following several injuries Brazilian pianist João Carlos Martins lost the ability to move his fingers. But after m… https://t.co/kdZpOlDJSN
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9/29
2020
i have no interest in the travis scott burger. call me when burger king collabs with cardi b and megan for the WAPper
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9/27
2020
I don't have gears. I just have effort and pizzazz. This is adult tricycle life. @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/Vulc8LPCnn
9/22
2020
@ferretthimself Was Tommy Wiseau in the lead role? @ferretthimself Was it The Room?The #RBGChallenge Stand up to something you are usually conflict avoidant about. Demand equality in an area where y… https://t.co/eWPQSJCCQV
9/20
2020
Continue. Fight. Persist. Dissent. https://t.co/POoxunRCW8
9/19
2020
Just curious if the general public is aware how much sexual violence orgs get harassed on a daily basis (we get 5-1… https://t.co/jxARcxla9T
Retweeted by Dark Lauramancer @hopedoty @TexBetsy Oh sorry! I would love to be invited to the next one!
9/18
2020
@hopedoty COUNT ME IN NEXT TIME PLEASE https://t.co/RhXjxEpzPd
9/17
2020
@WholeManDispose can you credit the artist of the meme @MartinWhitmore in your bio
9/1
2020
First run of Lord of the Rings Virtual Pub Quiz went fantastically and I'm still laughing about these answers https://t.co/P18Z1hrsY0
8/7
2020
Sun and moon @ Epworth Heights https://t.co/h1zE8Y82qv @FFigureFBust I wish someone could Google his mother and send that to her
8/5
2020
It would be so nice if there was a year when the finale of some version of @RuPaulsDragRace didn't get spoiled beca… https://t.co/7jIu79ahzE
7/25
2020
Got my #pottery pieces back today from @thepotterystop and I'm in love! What should I do next? #piglet #eeyorehttps://t.co/i48ffObFvJ
7/24
2020
Curbside pickup redefined #adulttricycle #toomuchcokezero @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/Z3rYpwEQTs
7/18
2020
Buzzing around #badpuns #autoharp #musicalfamily #buzzlightyear #twinmomlife #twins @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/s6CwFvJAds
7/15
2020
We working women in science have contemporary challenges that make it easy to imagine just how #trailblazing and ba… https://t.co/AtGkcxVucu
7/14
2020
Hey friends! I'm still selling signed prints directly through my website! Everything I would have had with me at c… https://t.co/6qrEkxrzfh
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7/9
2020
Cat and meeces @ Epworth Heights https://t.co/MYo2Th4WJk#Repost feltingpretty • • • • • • When you're staying at the #houseatpoohcorner and there are no #potholders, it's… https://t.co/kPb49mWlFJ
6/28
2020
Sunset run #sunset #lakemichigan #beach @ Epworth Heights https://t.co/EpAIy6lDzK
6/17
2020
Love is a box of cookies from @adampknave https://t.co/bT89YiFyoR
6/11
2020
@sexlocke @SeanHardingXXX @DamagedBttm Beauty from @lartist https://t.co/ETGLHCObUn
6/5
2020
I have black and white, high-resolution versions of my No Justice, No Peace and Know Justice, Know Peace posters av… https://t.co/bj6RptOo9L
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6/1
2020
@sinboy Near Baltimore! And I'm still trying to restrict TV to weekends only because I'm a masochist and surely ens… https://t.co/GQNbWaOdd0 @sinboy We haven't gone crazy yet. Keyword: yet. But keeping two 3 year olds entertained all day every day is getting old @sinboy I'm glad you're alright
5/28
2020
@Fordtography @issuu ?I'm sure you're surprised but I get SUPER into MCing my #Virtual #PubQuiz and tonight was #StarWars so I whipped up… https://t.co/DxPQSfslrZ
5/24
2020
Tonight at 8pm EST is our Star Wars Virtual Pub Quiz. DM me if you'd like the zoom link. You cannot repel trivia o… https://t.co/qUsCxW5Eim
5/23
2020
Monkeys in my own backyard @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/i9oSD6h353
5/22
2020
Live long, live young, keep on triking #adulttricycle @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/ZBrK5NF9rg
5/21
2020
When running, always abide by the road signage. @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/oY0MPsEXVB @FFigureFBust I picture a zoom zoom car as just his zoom chat with a photo of someone else's car behind him
5/19
2020
Sure they'll remember some of it, but I'm trying to make sure that what they remember is happy. @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/spoCAfl7isWe're all exhausted so it's extra important #creativequarantine @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/ZmnP5IYXfx
5/18
2020
Everytime I'm all "ugh this is so much work" I try to remember this #happy #toddler face #DIY #makersgonnamakehttps://t.co/uWlpeemnEpWhen your small #ginger child says he'll wear a #maui #rashguard all the time but disney hasn't made one yet, it's… https://t.co/Ex4qco6Kga
5/17
2020
Socially distanced sunbeams #catsofinstagram @ Columbia, Maryland https://t.co/OEptMqW7H6
5/15
2020
@kattynyc https://t.co/vbgfHAQHlO @FFigureFBust https://t.co/fS6jkiI67N @laurenlief OMG that's amazing
5/10
2020
@chalkyheart ❤️
5/9
2020
So many of us stayed home for 2 months - an unprecedented act of solidarity - only for this administration to squan… https://t.co/8RHxXwTfs6
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5/6
2020
My iTunes is all @RuPaulsDragRace and Paw Patrol. Husband is all "who has the most bitches?"
5/3
2020
Are you having a bad day? Well it can get better since my #AnimalCrossing #turnipprices are 442 for the next 3.5 h… https://t.co/dygw3scFlu
5/1
2020
Wanna try out our #AloneTogether experiment and participate in a Harry Potter Virtual Pub Quiz? Join the zoom here:… https://t.co/LW7BOPtpx5
4/25
2020
@kattynyc #priorities
4/20
2020
Thinking today about what the Twitter account of the leaders of the French Revolution would have looked like @perrymetzger @Assurant Yeah I know I just think expecting me to check voicemail on a shattered phone and then send… https://t.co/VkZFQ81k3A
4/17
2020
Bureaucracy isn't crippled by the crisis. In trying to process my @Assurant phone insurance claim, they told me w… https://t.co/VsjeoO0XMf
4/16
2020
if you’re doing fan art of Joe Exotic and glamorizing him abusing tigers i think you might have missed the point of… https://t.co/mNwAXoGOfX
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4/4
2020
Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
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4/3
2020
The world is terrible but all I can think about is why isn't the content from the #LordOfTheRings DVD special box s… https://t.co/JFz3zSJ6bg
4/2
2020
I'd make a joke about us all getting no points in Swarm/Foursquare these last couple weeks if there weren't only 4… https://t.co/vC6F6kGIK4 @chalkyheart Although Thicc Snorlax would also be a heavy contender for me @chalkyheart PSYDUCK
3/30
2020
@JoAnn_Stores I'm trying to be responsible and not go to the store so it's very frustrating when your app doesn't a… https://t.co/P9aOg2cKxJ
3/19
2020
@MDScienceCenter I have been #1 in your phone queue for over 30 minutes is anyone even answering your phones?! https://t.co/6kuf05NtKY
3/4
2020
@MuseumMichael I will vote for a cheese sandwich if it's the nominee but I won't like it. @MattyPNFFC @FFigureFBust Or...less of a grip @FFigureFBust https://t.co/nEjeDvYY3W
3/3
2020
@MuseumMichael #halfnakedbootyacceptancetour @MuseumMichael Roran is very concerned that he will have to remain "a half naked booty"My son Roran is upset that, when the Hulk turns back into Bruce Banner, that he doesn't automatically get new cloth… https://t.co/NB2Y8cU37A
2/28
2020
Don’t panic. Doctors/ virologists I’m speaking to say 98% of people will be fine, even if they get Covid-19. They e… https://t.co/lohsYIJ2uw
Retweeted by Dark Lauramancer @FFigureFBust "You should be honored just to receive the insertion of my penis" -a man who is calling you entitled
2/27
2020
@sinboy We try to limit screen time to weekends only!
1/28
2020

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