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Writer at Late Night With Seth Meyers and A Black Lady Sketch Show. Drunk at Drunk History. Musical writer - King of Kong The Musical, Bigfoot and The Wiz!

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Joined Twitter 3/6/12


#DemDebate KAMALA: **Talks about the president using the word “she”** MY SOUL: https://t.co/aN3FRuZS8aDude gotta Pokémon go to the polls #DemDebateYang Gang Castro Astros Booker Hookers Sanders Manders Gabbard Fab-herds Harris Scare-heads Warren Quaran(tines) O’… https://t.co/IgRjM9LTaQ👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/F6ZZWGloYu
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10/16
2019
Me: **tweets the nothingest nothing** 2 people I don’t know in my mentions: Let’s fight about this for a week.I used to smoke so much that I can’t stop calling whole milk “full flavor.”
10/15
2019
Why is everyone in such a bad mood? Is it because of how horrible everything is?
10/14
2019
I bet even this wren is like, “Jesus, I’m so fat.” https://t.co/DQIOBJIl1EI just had the loveliest time! @stellamink’s movie THE WEEKEND is the Saturday night in movie of the year. Holy shi… https://t.co/yRgO7xNe3Z
10/13
2019
How many bugs can I eat? Find out on the show “Wild Choices.” ⁦@mrkarnell⁩ ⁦@LateNightSeth⁩ ⁦@TheChisperer⁩ ⁦… https://t.co/fo2NW9enPW
Retweeted by amber ruffin @heathercampbell I will and it will air directly only into your home.🎶Donald Trump! It's you and me I know its my destiny🎶 🎶Donald Trump He’s no one’s friend Oh, the world is gonna e… https://t.co/4a8MdfR88Q @stclairandy @TimMasonChicago He is a fool and the next time I see him boy oh boy is he gonna get an ear full. @rebel19 https://t.co/lNhvvOl1TwOctober 11th 10pm. First cool day. We hear the radiators come on. My husband: please don’t. Me: 🎶THE HEAT IS...… https://t.co/Mxyz6hfFs8
10/12
2019
Me finishing some shit I should’ve had done a week ago: https://t.co/JbOQAK8MM4Me getting all my steps in for the day: https://t.co/S5UJsxzXdefeeling GOLDEN this morning 5X WORLD ALL AROUND CHAMPION everytime feels just like the first https://t.co/CnINDGSQNE
Retweeted by amber ruffinParents be like We love our baby but sometimes we wanna throw him out the window And I be like No thank you
10/11
2019
For those who didn't catch the reference https://t.co/DdpWcoDZyh
Retweeted by amber ruffinSometimes pirates are like, “land ho!” and I’m like hell ya I am 😎
Retweeted by amber ruffin @karencheee I am correct. Congrats, Karen on your perfect tweet.
10/10
2019
@ArielDumas It wiiiiiilllll beeeeee!!Great piece about Pearlena Igbokwe who champions comedy with excellent taste and genuine heart. https://t.co/yp6GupjHnD
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10/9
2019
Why do they call them shakes? They're just sitting there.
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10/8
2019
Head to https://t.co/qnRRYO2tVz now for more w/ @jarule & @ambermruffin on the #WWHL After Show!
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10/7
2019
THIS IS REAL https://t.co/hh7rfJSzyD @Sudi_Green @annadrezen 💜💙💚I smell an orgin story.... https://t.co/ye0M4VCdtcTalk to your children about how great Black people are. Don’t let it be a surprise. https://t.co/H8T8aBxzf9
10/6
2019
Tonight at @NY_Comic_Con I'll be at @SYFY's The Great Debate! @barvonblaq will try to keep the peace as… https://t.co/gXuc5SIBguJoin @ambermruffin @jennyhagel and @hordie as they explain Impeachment with this helpful Commercial https://t.co/2z3o2a5hjm via @YouTube
Retweeted by amber ruffinWelcome to the era where Black women reign supreme! For the first time in history Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, and Miss… https://t.co/ytmHCHFokZ
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10/4
2019
📷 Tune in @LateNightSeth tonight to be informed about impeachment from these three lovely ladies @JennyHagel … https://t.co/Vy0Qm7wvAW
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10/3
2019
Oh yes honey! @bowenyang https://t.co/TL5AyiCjG0
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9/29
2019
LET'S SETTLE THIS INSIDE. We're bringing NYCC an epic #TheGreatDebate with the *delightful* @barvonblaq hosting, an… https://t.co/wROqc8D0ik
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9/28
2019
What!?! I can not wait!!! https://t.co/pJFJqR6N4V.@NYGovCuomo please sign the TV Diversity Tax Credit Bill (S.5864A/A. 6683A)! It’s so so important.… https://t.co/UNgSCkg2nE
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9/26
2019
@christinanthony is the best part of everything she has ever done. 💜💙💚❤️💜💙💚❤️ https://t.co/uVDOsZJQYW
9/25
2019
Can’t believe we lost the Emmy. https://t.co/L3Hz9fal4U
Retweeted by amber ruffinJust a few more years before I go full old Black lady and post stuff like this everyday. https://t.co/dhuAmmTyb1I wanna be this lady's dog. https://t.co/ZmOJBqZV2z
9/24
2019
The Emmys were very glamorous and here is the proof. https://t.co/V70DEAkdkl
9/23
2019
You’d watch this show @ambermruffin @quintabrunson @EW https://t.co/2HMxvm0v62
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9/22
2019
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9/21
2019
If you want to see a photo of me and @ambermruffin from 2006, this content is for you. https://t.co/SooZyixz12
Retweeted by amber ruffinAnother installment of "What Does Karen Know" starring America's Sweetheart and millennial writer, @karencheee https://t.co/FZO2Qm0lCC
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9/19
2019
You: I don't really like my arms. Your best friend: YOU DUMB IDIOT! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS PERFECT AND THE SOONER… https://t.co/iycDPEYm6P
9/18
2019
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss the @ambermruffin SHOOOOOOOW https://t.co/YClaLD9xnI
Retweeted by amber ruffinThere is good in this world! https://t.co/PTho7HL6ar
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9/17
2019
I Say What I Want https://t.co/ibncgl3BO6Beyoncé’s Homecoming lost to Carpool Karaoke. Be great anyway.
9/15
2019
Exquisite. https://t.co/64LGbK4JgT
9/14
2019
My best friend @LibHines is a librarian and this is what her library looks like: https://t.co/42dj8gzglEWe had a new Jokes Seth Can't Tell and, frankly, we went a little overboard. https://t.co/gDJATIKUOd
9/12
2019
I heard C&C Music Factory had to shut down because of the tariffs
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9/11
2019
Last night we had 2 IDOLS on the show, @diallo and Bashir Salahuddin! We got them to sing and it made me so happy.… https://t.co/zHwGPT8srY
9/10
2019
@JuddWinick Tell her to get better!
9/9
2019
I noticed African Architecture isn’t really showcased compared to Asian, European, Middle Eastern and Indian. So h… https://t.co/5kyzzBHw7S
Retweeted by amber ruffin @ashleyn1cole Aside from being hilarious, these videos are a flawless skin flex.Mentally, I am completely healthy. I am not a sexual deviant in any way. No one would ever call me perverted. Bu… https://t.co/cC3s0KxxnlI have done this in elevators, waiting rooms, stores, every time I end up in a spot with only Black women, I do thi… https://t.co/OmnrF2xmemThread: Today I learned the interesting story of Abaco, the island in the Bahamas hit hardest by hurricane Dorian.
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9/8
2019
@heathercampbell You should come here with her. We would have so much fun.Now to 11 - super excited 11 to 11:30 - severely entertained 11:31 - full panic sweat meltdown at the thought of… https://t.co/1KVIFUliHO @ChasFries Hahahahahaha! No! I’d remember!This is gonna sound like a bit, but, Who are these people in my Facebook feed? Who in the world are they? Am I lo… https://t.co/eb9Z1eUPPUHere’s tonight’s closer look! It’s about what you think it’s about: the obsessive weirdo lying man with the pollute… https://t.co/DnH5yAFHFQ
Retweeted by amber ruffinHappy birthday to civil rights pioneer Claudette Colvin! Today is the perfect day to learn more about her story, co… https://t.co/zyf1SPSObw
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9/6
2019
What a treat for @ambermruffin. https://t.co/Lo8S9MIga4 #AmberSaysWhat https://t.co/48tNFNS3Ca
Retweeted by amber ruffinHey, Look! A whole new Amber Says What! https://t.co/T5zZkYU2fi
9/5
2019
@akilahgreen @BisHilarious Oh god. I don’t hang with any Ambers. I’ll never know what my modifier would be. Oops I figured it out “Black.”
9/3
2019
Ice Cube didn’t say that. https://t.co/hf8ArjGeEN
9/2
2019
@ira Quit your job and only tweet all day every day forever.An advertisement for masturbation. https://t.co/qNQ188a8Nl
9/1
2019
This video belongs in museum https://t.co/yFS4ihoDdn
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8/31
2019
So selling 8 million varieties of leopard print jean jackets at 3 for $.99 is not a sustainable business model. Go… https://t.co/lWrP3UkmMR @tira_tira_tira 💜💙💚❤️This sketch is my happy place. https://t.co/KFRSrUMlAh
8/29
2019
@just_watch00 Don’t sleepI don’t care how well these penguins cook. I’m not eating at their cafe. https://t.co/6QpihCLa6MHow dare you say this is what I’d look like as a fish? https://t.co/bsjYJB7DSwThis woman is still in here. https://t.co/3IlkKzxow4Ain’t even nothing in this one. https://t.co/hIi7SArw1wI don’t like how this whale looked at my husband. https://t.co/zYiedb8tp4A snake!?! Why is he part of this? https://t.co/otBCbUDiwTI don’t like that this tank had a whole ass lady in it. https://t.co/OEqGr7mrMCI don’t like that they let my husband touch a stingray. We will not hold hands again today. https://t.co/x6TsHiw5qS“ I Hate Aquariums” or “Your Prettiest Fish Is Still Pretty Gross” By Amber RuffinDo you hear that? It’s the sound of black lady comedy writer/performers giving L.A. one more year! https://t.co/gsyFlbJv09scientists: we have 5 months to save the world me: thank you five
Retweeted by amber ruffinTHIS WELL WILL NEVER RUN DRY https://t.co/b2pUKcplCLIf I call you “bed bug” it’s because I think you’re a cute little sweetie butt.#ABlackLadySketchShow has been renewed 👏🏾 for 👏🏾 a 👏🏾 second 👏🏾 season. 👏🏾 Mood: https://t.co/uqlVAoF20s
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8/28
2019
LIFE IS UNFAIR! I WANNA GO TO ESSENCE FEST SO BAAAAD!! https://t.co/vO5UhOOWogThis reimagining of Romeo and Juliet is one of my favorite things on earth. I love this show and am so glad it exis… https://t.co/he7hHWE8A1 @GeoffGrimwood @rachsyme You coulda just said using the word “proffered.”I fucking ugly laughed at this https://t.co/d6BbsUefqR
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8/25
2019

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