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Proud Nicaraguan-AMERICAN. I ❤️ hyphens. Catch me on @CNN @Telemundo @TheView. Failed dieter. This is my country. I’m not going back anywhere. Deal w/it.

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Thank u, @BernieSanders for putting national interest above all else. Let us unite behind @JoeBiden and focus on on… https://t.co/etVwOPJh41Oh, FFS. @GovRonDeSantis, please fix this, and fix it now. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/vjyfvMkv12
4/8
2020
A wife needed to go to her chemo appointment. Because of Covid hospital restrictions, the husband was not allowed t… https://t.co/Wzb2T0Mh83I’ve stopped watching Trump’s press conferences. I prefer to organize sock-drawers and wait for second-hand account… https://t.co/FSrmPS1LRh
4/7
2020
Obviously, delayed attempt at April Fools joke. https://t.co/A8W42KMHL1This is kinda terrific. https://t.co/Vv61DdxHQpIn case you’re wondering, it’s Monday....I think.
4/6
2020
Many express much-deserved thanks to those risking their lives in low-wage jobs. Yes, thank you to market workers,… https://t.co/CezFjtghtP
4/5
2020
Dear America, please trust and take the advice of scientists, not morons. https://t.co/WYpUgRzt6K
4/4
2020
Outrageous. Navy Captain Crozier was relieved of his command of USS Roosevelt for blowing whistle on Coronavirus th… https://t.co/4b9esMI79b
4/3
2020
Those outraged Hunter Biden got a a board appointment b/c of his last name, should be screaming now. A guy who’s on… https://t.co/uNxrsP2uWeGod help us. https://t.co/QHdWzm267bI know it’s quarantine and we’re all a little punchy. But I could watch the brotherly banter between the Cuomo’s, a… https://t.co/1aopcAZVVMHeart-breaking post. Thank you for sharing a little about your dad with us, @John_Pijanowski. https://t.co/xdKfXam8WT
4/2
2020
It’s April 1st. A man who acts like a fool every day is President.Let us #PrayTogether for all who work in the media, who work to communicate, to inform us, so that people are not s… https://t.co/enFR6VpBvG
Retweeted by Ana Navarro-Cárdenas.@ChrisCuomo & @drsanjaygupta, thank you for everything you’re doing to keep America informed. Grateful to both of… https://t.co/FDspUNQQZs
4/1
2020
Clip of @ChrisCuomo⁩ taken in happier times at the iconic, ⁦@VersaillesMiami⁩. Seems so long ago. Some take glee… https://t.co/9f7eeJAMLn💔 https://t.co/Ad4vCdvHXXOh, dear God. Christopher is a man of faith. He believes in the power of prayer. Please, let us pray for him and e… https://t.co/ewG1DHnfyhWhat leadership in time of crisis, looks like. https://t.co/zhAccDgm4mIn time it took me to cook dinner & clean-up, Pillow Fight broke out. What an untimely spectacle. Dramatic differe… https://t.co/smXoaVP6b1
3/31
2020
What is it with the bread-baking mania, people? Seems like everyone I know is at some stage of a “sourdough start… https://t.co/cTnb3XpN1pI’m at the point in quarantine when I’m doing a 5pm Instagram Live, “Happy Hour with My Poodle”. https://t.co/VwoV1OnkhnThis is what Latinos are doing in quarantine while the rest of y’all watch that weird Tiger dude. https://t.co/TSOOFIvbDgHe is far from dumb, which makes what he’s doing that much worse. https://t.co/m8vHmGE4ck
3/30
2020
Oi Vey. Quarantine has me thinking I’m Latina Betty Crocker. Almost burnt the house down, trying to make cheese toa… https://t.co/TGPm5jvmKsMy life is currently divided in two parts: 1. @NYGovCuomo’s daily press conference; 2. the rest of the day.It’s been +2 weeks. So much we don’t know. This we know: Science is undeniable. So are facts. This virus is not a… https://t.co/07A5oi4SEl
3/29
2020
Grateful to all the medical personnel putting themselves at risk to help others. https://t.co/COJMUwLw8dGod help me. Captivity is doing very weird things to my spouse. He has turned into an @amazon maniac, who buys ridi… https://t.co/ZM8Zw699iF
3/28
2020
Who are these 51% of Americans who approve of the way this lying, narcissistic, science-denying, petty, partisan, i… https://t.co/Hsz6T6obRJI miss normal life -talking to the mailman, buying toilet paper of my choice, rush-hour traffic, deli samples at th… https://t.co/6SPt71n03b
3/27
2020
Folks, I’m trying to groom my dog, myself. I’m pooped after chasing her all over the bathroom with a blow dryer. P… https://t.co/wpSaqnHZ7S
3/26
2020
Estúpido. https://t.co/lut08UHqCO @chefjoseandres @WCKitchen Pepe, you’re food god. Mere mortals don’t have sushi rice, seaweed, sumac and boquerones… https://t.co/BS6fMYwBJ1
3/25
2020
The only people I want to see on the news right now, are Dr. Faucci and @andrewcuomo. That is it.Folks, you gotta watch this til the end. (Right clip). God bless @andrewcuomo & @ChrisCuomo. I suspect their dad is… https://t.co/ZTEVtFiC0s+1 https://t.co/PIEq8sxoKj
3/24
2020
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I got no patience for partisan bullshit holding up crucial COVID relief.… https://t.co/x8c0c08O4IRead this. Time to put partisanship aside. This virus doesn’t discriminate. We are all in this together. If you’re… https://t.co/zda6qZYoqk😭😭😭 https://t.co/iC6GpK4ESiI hope Rand Paul and everyone affected by Covid-19 recover. That said, how the hell did a guy w/o symptoms or cont… https://t.co/IIsjMwbrH9
3/23
2020
Oh, God. I wish he’d let Dr. Faucci handle the press conferences to the nation. Maybe, Trump can go play golf or… https://t.co/zduoRZTtydThank you for the reminder, Ms. @gloriagaynor. We will survive! https://t.co/t3LppxLkSO @kbpeters Just moved into our house two weeks ago. Everything is on order and stuck in customs or warehouses or som… https://t.co/3RFFqX8XEcPets make every thing better -even this. https://t.co/YqxtocwwuC
3/22
2020
Folks, for most of us, there’s very little we can do to solve this situation, other than what we’re doing. Try not… https://t.co/n8Z1Q0Q0SPMood. https://t.co/Mb4ZMostSUWas Huckabee always this dumb and “corny”? 🌽 https://t.co/g6mdch6cKG
3/21
2020
I cannot stand Mike Pence. How he is able to work-in a healthy dose of kissing Trump’s butt into any subject he ma… https://t.co/dstggpNUOPWhat a freaking coincidence! Another Senator milking his position for personal benefit while the rest of us mere m… https://t.co/R4V67erjUiWhether your last name is Burr or Loeffler, and are an R or D, if your immediate reaction upon learning of an impen… https://t.co/IR4FCjH7go
3/20
2020
While we sit home in our moo-moos, eating chicharrones and waiting for the zombie apocalypse to end, let’s make an… https://t.co/iDRgtvIyAMMy dog has adapted well to quarantine life. https://t.co/6AIfM3BRbb
3/19
2020
.@MarioDB is my friend of many years. Yes, we disagree on Trump. He’s young & healthy. He’s has a teen-age son. Peo… https://t.co/PyrqqzMONMTrump & Co can call it whatever they want. “Chinese Virus”, “Kung Fu Pandemic”...whatever dumb name they want. It w… https://t.co/y1rj3HHpJLWell, he can join the club. I am furious at Trump for appointing an inexperienced, skinny-tie wearing, nepotism po… https://t.co/DY8oAOJoIpMy eyebrows look like squirrels. My nails are broken. My feet look like I AM the horse with no name that walked thr… https://t.co/BfAetJ1BSjThis entire family -including Jared/excluding Barron- is detestable and ridiculous.(Tifanny optional 😜) https://t.co/KLbznN6yLNDear Democrats, @berniesanders has run strong. It’s hard as hell to let go of the dream that your candidate will wi… https://t.co/MhAW5MBFIwIn Florida, Absentee Ballots go out a month before elections. Early Voting is open 2 weeks before elections. Many F… https://t.co/XmXV9OUmm9
3/18
2020
Shame on this snake-oil sales woman, posing as a Christian leader, for using Coronavirus and the WH “Spiritual Advi… https://t.co/h826C5VnaKIf you need a little sunshine in this cloudy period, @johnlegend will be giving a free concert for all of us in 15… https://t.co/Do5KBWcipuFor the Spanish speakers on my time line. And if you don’t know Spanish, this is a good time to learn if you want t… https://t.co/7I4rh64R8xAhhh. To be young, carefree & invulnerable. And who can blame them for loving Florida beaches? But you’re going to… https://t.co/8Lni5DRm4xToday is FL Primary. As some may be debating whether safe to go to your polling place, this is a good time to reque… https://t.co/6tt1bKpIWeThis is the worst “staycation” ever. Please Baby Jesus, help folks find a vaccine.That’s so, so wonderful. Also, the world needs more Luna videos. https://t.co/KDvsv6CYOp
3/17
2020
Southerners have such a way with words. https://t.co/tpeEfSUehmIn the event you need a break from the scary news, a friend sent my Chacha a bottle of Woof Cliquot, an Americanine… https://t.co/pEYzJOLeXZTrump’s cavalier ineptitude made Coronavirus crisis worse. His lack of preparedness and slow response put Americans… https://t.co/NTrzPFRRhe❤️❤️❤️❤️😭 https://t.co/RMGGc93624Thank you, sir. https://t.co/2kqPKPptCL.@JoeBiden, I ❤️ u committed to a woman VP. It’s about damn time. But not just any woman to check off a box. We’ve… https://t.co/EvurJ9FX8VRemarkable how well @JoeBiden is doing 1-on-1 as opposed to being in a herd of candidates. Looking forward to seein… https://t.co/PGY2lfLOGy
3/16
2020
@chefjoseandres is such a good human being. Over and over, this guy and his team show-up for those in need. https://t.co/zv7weiEUdXHappy, happy birthday, #RBG. Please go into a hyperbaric chamber. We’ll send a signal when this hell passes.… https://t.co/kenEF7ygT5As we in the US deal w/shortages and fear, I think of people in countries like Venezuela. They’ve been living witho… https://t.co/KFgTH4kp98Packing people returning from Europe like sardines for hours, seems like a hell of a bad way to limit contact with… https://t.co/VIYXoIain1
3/15
2020
At the market today, I saw 2 buyers screaming at employees. It’s not the stock-boy’s fault there’s no toilet paper.… https://t.co/JEc4KLtSqiGuys, just wondering, have there been any reports on @Pontifex, Italy’s most prominent senior citizen and missing a lung?I 💚🤍❤️ Italians. https://t.co/9botNWgbOF
3/14
2020
Mike Pence’s ability to multi-task is quite impressive. It’s not everybody who cal lead the efforts against a Pande… https://t.co/IApRXR6LpOCorrection: International Embarrassment declares National Emergency. https://t.co/FHyana6dmtOh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him- chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept nar… https://t.co/mVSDpvfxLsFolks, the supermarkets are a zoo. The aisles are empty. It’s getting so bad, If you know someone elderly, frail or… https://t.co/E061h9GYOLWhat sheer stupidity and irresponsibility from Fox News. You’d think that since the bulk of their viewers are olde… https://t.co/U4v1yiPZ9s @KFILE I think it was a cat.Love this. https://t.co/ApGJ7dcWry
3/13
2020
I was in a mad search for toilet paper and Clorox wipes in my local store....but found Sarah Palin, instead. https://t.co/8SQPP47vcDI want Ruth Bader Ginsberg bubble-wrapped and kept in a sterile, vacuum-sealed room til this crap passes.Oh, for the love of God. Somebody should quarantine Trump. Every time he opens his mouth, he says stupid stuff and things get worse.I’ve tried not to be political re Coronavirus. But Jesus Christ. Kushner leading response? What emergency managemen… https://t.co/c0PakdH47E
3/12
2020
Though I don’t support @BernieSanders, he has earned the right to be on the debate stage this Sunday and speak on t… https://t.co/90mwxHBsiFDear Democrats, thank you for not forcing me to face the choice of having to pick between a racist who puts kids in… https://t.co/E4rCPMW1QcOlder, wise Black Southerners -or as @BernieSanders calls them, “the Corporate Establishment”- are doing everything… https://t.co/H5h2u17DA8
3/11
2020
Some of the same people who defend “Gab them by the pussy” as locker-room talk between guys, have turned into pearl… https://t.co/Reep7VHwL7Apparently, the Trump campaign thinks this makes @JoeBiden look bad? I love it. This is exactly the Fighting Joe I… https://t.co/v3kO98cupcThink about this when you vote. We’re facing a pandemic and financial roller coaster in free-fall, and the Doofus-i… https://t.co/lvB23LmIyJ
3/10
2020

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