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Living the barefoot lifestyle, writing and surfing. Reluctantly wearing shoes to teach and spin. Stones fan 🎸

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Joined Twitter 11/18/10


@kristaonpurpose It’s bananas, right? A hard pass for me too!
9/25
2020
I'm fascinated by my next door neighbors. When their landline rings, they actually answer. And then they talk!
9/24
2020
@em_llojo Meet my Dandelion 😻Named after The Rolling Stones song. He turned 16 in August. https://t.co/FIOW2Jgepl
9/18
2020
When your neighbors say you can use their pool until they return in November, they mean everyday, right? (Asking for a friend.)
9/9
2020
@BrynDonovan No regrets here either! I hated when I first married that my reproductive system became an open topic… https://t.co/brwQxqin1y
9/7
2020
@yenniecheung Happy birthday! I surfed today. There’s been a flat spell so today was extra special just for your birthday!
9/6
2020
Happy Sweet 16 to my boy Dandelion 😻 https://t.co/FwqbPls2iw
8/24
2020
Cooking dinner using herbs I grew from seed and feeling like a boss!
8/20
2020
@Leavittnovelist I use Zoom and Loom, so I can do one live class and one recorded.
8/8
2020
Hurricane Douglas is coming 😳 https://t.co/PkUA3iXIiT
7/26
2020
@jhaleauthor I’m thinking add vodka and muddled blueberries and mint! @kristaonpurpose How are you feeling?
7/16
2020
@JoleneHaley @MarsalLyonLit Congratulations! I’m so thrilled for you!!
7/13
2020
@kristaonpurpose Scary! Take care of yourself 😘
7/6
2020
I should be at @RollingStones concert tonight. Instead I’m at home wearing a mask 😷 https://t.co/D1gxkkZqbE
7/5
2020
@BrynDonovan age 23 - fell off a shopping cart while riding it back to the cart return. Broke my kneecap
6/24
2020
When Hawaii Travel Restarts, Locals Are Hoping for a More Respectful Future | Condé Nast Traveler https://t.co/2qBzCRdRbL
6/19
2020
She’s a small-town girl, he’s a city boy. When they meet, it should be a Cinderella moment. Except he’s an actor sp… https://t.co/drWLetZgcp
Retweeted by Andee ReillyDuring a pandemic, the "healthy" people are taken to a facility away from the rest of the world. Melinda thinks som… https://t.co/Ol1HEPlRCN
Retweeted by Andee ReillyWhen washed-up singer Jake Wilder scores a chance to make a major comeback by writing a hit Christmas song, he stru… https://t.co/gyE1ZKX1rb
6/4
2020
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6/1
2020
I overheard my husband whispering to my cat in the other room and my name was mentioned. What are they plotting?
5/28
2020
@jimmyreilly Ouch! Are you ok?
5/20
2020
@jimmyreilly Yes! I bet Tiki’s a natural https://t.co/TFXd1yF1KM
5/18
2020
Driving back home after catching some sweet waves, board in the back of the truck, listening to music, I forgot all… https://t.co/3rgsTWx1he
5/16
2020
@kristaonpurpose Haha! I completely forgot about that. BTW, you are a smart cookie!It was only a 20 minute core workout on @onepeloton and 2 days later it still hurts to sneeze https://t.co/ZyTEKY4QYY @Tracy_Beno I’m so sorry 😿We lost our our sweet Ziggy 2 weeks ago. https://t.co/Jws8VzAIvM
5/12
2020
@BrynDonovan https://t.co/68iUItfjhr
5/8
2020
I had a Zoom session with my students. I miss them. Also, my front two teeth are enormous! Thanks for pointing this out, Zoom.
5/5
2020
Happy Lei Day 🏝🌈 https://t.co/vetO7dgGCM
5/1
2020
@LitAgentKelly As a surfer, I try to stay above the water more than below, but if I do go under, I believe I instinctively close my eyes.I have two mosquito bites on my face. MY. FACE!!
4/30
2020
@BrynDonovan It’s gotten to the point where the poor, innocent period has become the angry punctuation mark!
4/23
2020
@MicheleMusso_ Thanks for this. Now I must have #butterpecan ice cream!
4/20
2020
https://t.co/UbBeM70K9H #PortfolioDay
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4/15
2020
I'm eating frosting straight the container while I wait for students to log into my Zoom office hours. How's your day going?
4/9
2020
Excellent way to help local businesses #takeout https://t.co/xU9zScJx4c
3/29
2020
Just what we need now and the three exclamation points is extremely unsettling!!! https://t.co/hCYfYbf4lT
3/25
2020
Today I showered, put on makeup, and fixed my hair to record my first @useloom class. Shave my legs? Now that's a bridge too far.
3/24
2020
@MorganShamy @LitAgentKelly Happy Birthday @LitAgentKelly! I also have a birthday this month. Not the most ideal ti… https://t.co/NdWXenFC6z
3/20
2020
@BrynDonovan @HallmarkPublish Maui, HI 🏝 We (husband and two cats) moved here from Los Angeles a few years ago.
3/13
2020
Ziggy says no to grading on a Saturday afternoon. https://t.co/IQxfEr3pQv
2/29
2020
When I offered to help with yard work, I meant I’d hang out and give moral support. Not that I’d actually rake and pick up stuff.
2/24
2020
@kristaonpurpose https://t.co/AJXD8WIhbF @kristaonpurpose This makes me so sad. I hate to think of you crying in pain 😢
2/17
2020
My sweet cat Ziggy had a solid poop today after 2 weeks of diarrhea and that’s all the Valentine’s Day gift I need 😻 https://t.co/ThxaJSzggs
2/15
2020
Intrigue + romance + biological warfare She's a rebel without an army until her enemy proposes marriage, and she r… https://t.co/CygP2WL6uN
Retweeted by Andee ReillyWhen Cathryn, no-nonsense marketing maverick at one of London’s top papers meets Phoenix, a loud American transfer… https://t.co/VrsDd7PCfr
Retweeted by Andee ReillyTHE RIGHT SWIPEx HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE 31F seeks partner for steamy fun on interstellar cruise ship while planning ex… https://t.co/HRi1uj2Jiz
Retweeted by Andee ReillyWhen a heartbroken billionaire struggling to save his company hires a savvy, sexy, relationship-hesitant gal Friday… https://t.co/hor9mjNw5V
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2/14
2020
@kristaonpurpose I was probably fumbling the Hershey bar just as you were telling the story! Also, 13 years!!! @kristaonpurpose I thought of you today when my mini Hershey’s bar almost fell to the ground. You know I would’ve picked it up and eaten it! @kristaonpurpose https://t.co/em0vKRlZEE
2/12
2020
Today’s high was 69° so I stayed in my pajamas all day and ate hot soup for lunch #mauiweather #itscold
2/11
2020
@CablerNC No, I didn’t have my phone with me. Sometimes I need a break from it!Spotted a few whales breaching on my afternoon walk. No biggie 🐳 🌴🌈
2/1
2020
@kristaonpurpose This is so liberating! What can we eliminate next? Housework?As I dump the Christmas eggnog down the drain, I realize 2020’s gonna finally be the year I admit to hating the stuff.
1/12
2020
@MorganShamy @parliamentbooks Beautiful! Congratulations!! @kristaonpurpose https://t.co/VL7NhkaIkGI took two naps today and am now texting with my mother about Dutch ovens. I’m old 😫
1/6
2020
@kristaonpurpose Oh no! You poor thing. Hope it heals quickly!
1/3
2019
On the last morning of the year, I took a 90-minute spin class then ate a pound of tater tots. Because it's all abo… https://t.co/RkIch1dXPp @BrynDonovan I love the windowsill herb garden idea! I wouldn’t have thought of it, but it goes well with my resolu… https://t.co/oTHESoW24N
12/31
2019
What a cool book we got for Christmas! Blends travel, food, and surfing cultures of Central and South America from… https://t.co/MJeVXgBUJC
12/26
2019
@BrynDonovan Merry Christmas to you too 🎄Merry Christmas 🎄 I love going barefoot on Christmas (and every other day)! #MeleKalikimaka #Maui https://t.co/06z5twz1jp
12/25
2019
“If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.” Happy Birthday @officialKeefhttps://t.co/HBuHBimB8l
12/18
2019
Thinking it was a rock, I kicked a dog turd on the sidewalk. In my flip flops 😫#MondayMorning
12/16
2019
@Donovanesque @Hallmark My husband’s @jackreillyart painting also just increased by $120,000! https://t.co/3OLs20xarZ
12/13
2019
I guy in the lineup told my husband I was fierce 🏄‍♀️ #surfershigh #surfego #lifegoals
12/11
2019
I ❤️ surfing with my husband on a warm Hawaiian day #maui #SaturdayThoughts
12/7
2019
And to think I might’ve missed the exciting opportunity to buy Fungus Removing Spice if I hadn’t checked my junk folder 🥴
12/1
2019
Harvesting coconuts on a Monday morning. https://t.co/0IpYZBFQX3
11/25
2019
@kathychirps Awesome! I will visit. @kathychirps Hi Kathy! So great to hear from you. Berlin? What are you up to?As an educator, it’s easy to get caught up in who’s absent, who hasn’t done their work. Today, I celebrated student… https://t.co/aiEakyL07j
11/20
2019
Look, it’s my mom in the ocean! The last time was in Atlantic City 1968. @ Black Rock Beach Maui https://t.co/SnBovc6pfR
11/16
2019
For a brief, wondrous moment, I allow myself to ponder the possibilities of what this email from @MickJagger to me… https://t.co/HZ0aHgXvWP
11/13
2019
On this Veteran’s Day, I’m thinking of my grandfather, Julius Rosenberg. He was a WW II vet, grandfather to ten, an… https://t.co/DBCMl3xryr
11/11
2019
My spin instructor shouting, “Thank you for showing up for your life” never gets old to me!#WednesdayVibes
11/6
2019
Happy Easter https://t.co/GcfocRFIcJ
4/21
2019
Women have been shown to be more sensitive to others' suffering, whereas, warriors celebrated for killing their opp… https://t.co/pfDmPt1SVx
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3/9
2019
@tjenkinsreid Most big resorts in Kaanapali are kid friendly - the Hyatt, Westin. Plus you’re near Whaler’s Village… https://t.co/oFsRLqQyE0
2/16
2018
@744Fleetwoods By the way, I’m not insulting your food. I’m saying consult a dictionary.
12/23
2018
@744Fleetwoods I don't think "infamous" is the word you want to use when describing your food.
12/22
2018
@nmeierwrites @GailHoneyman I am listening to it too! Almost finished. I can’t wait to see how it ends yet sad that it will.
12/19
2018
@kristaonpurpose Are you ok? Do you need stitches?
8/25
2018
I sprayed for cockroaches in the kitchen and evicted 6 frogs from my outdoor fountain #livinthedreaminparadise
7/10
2018
We’re Lucky Dippers! See you in the Golden Circle @RollingStones #stonesnofilter https://t.co/ebALMqzVDO
6/19
2018
How long will it take me to paddle from Florida to London? I’ve got a @RollingStones concert to get to… https://t.co/QrgY2PrWxh
6/12
2018
Little pebble in the heel has gotta be the most painful injury.
4/13
2018
Since I was a teenager, I've dreamed of seeing @RollingStones on their home turf. London here I come this summer! H… https://t.co/cXkEUuO7nc
4/1
2018
Dear Donald Trump, I’m the 16 year old girl who tweeted you and told you i didn’t want your condolences, I wanted… https://t.co/TQY1LES8QU
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2/16
2018
Trump knew within minutes no missile was hurtling toward Hawaii. He was golfing. They told him. He did not tweet ou… https://t.co/w7AGFd4GsW
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1/14
2017
If you're looking for a smart, butt-kicking editor, Megan's your gal! https://t.co/7SPqW2222t
12/12
2017
Just heard the new Nuclear Attack Warning Signal tested on Hawaii. Thanks @realDonaldTrump for making America safe again.
12/1
2017
Why is it that whenever I have a stack of papers to grade, I get the urge to color coordinate the clothes in my closet?
9/23
2017
@kristaonpurpose Yes, please! I hate that!! See, this is why we're friends.
9/18
2017

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