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Mildly inoffensive former Squaddie and Welshman in Kent! Cardiff City supporter and non-murdering truck driver.

540 Following   401 Followers   13,382 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/17/12


Fair play to the Tories, finding ways to be even more scummy every single day! @eshaanakbar Immigrant! 😂😂😂 @Haveawordpod Alright Lids, had to pause mid-podcast to make sure my disgust was noted. Now, I like a joke as much… https://t.co/QrIdwtr2dg
4/9
2020
@adamrowecomedy https://t.co/24mm5qA8Cxthe Manics have announced 2 shows at the Cardiff Motorpoint Arena on 4th & 5th Dec 2020. The first night will be a… https://t.co/oWeubKNBz7
Retweeted by Andrew Morris @Haveawordpod Is that the same pic we’re going to use when he goes back to school?!Me: My hands are so dry! British Social Media: YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY YOU STILL HAVE HANDS, PEOPLE ARE DYING... @NetflixUK Shutter Island E.T Napoleon Dynamite Dunkirk Naked Gun United 93 Darkest Hour Eddie The Eagle Silver Linings PlaybookThis thread is spot on. https://t.co/FHV5roPPWl @Haveawordpod Alright Lids, has anyone else said about having problems trying to sign up to Patreon? Just wondering… https://t.co/PTCOsicZK0
4/8
2020
@adamrowecomedy Fantastic! 😂 Piers and his Strange mob are absolute noshers!Can’t wait for Season 3 after seeing this... https://t.co/fuNUPOScKn @SunderlandAFC Season 3 should be interesting...Clap For Boris? Why are British people so weird? #ClapForBoris @adamrowecomedy @Haveawordpod What kind of animal gets dressed top to bottom anyway?! Pants, socks, shorts, top.“Boris has a family!” Weep the bastions of civil discourse who believe the 120,000+ people killed by the Tories were all reclusive nomads.
Retweeted by Andrew MorrisDon't hijack #ClapForTheNHS to #ClapForBoris. The real daily heroes are NHS/Carers/Keyworkers etc Not him Boris li… https://t.co/M5kjPBRXk3
Retweeted by Andrew MorrisI wish I was rich enough to know wether I had Coronavirus or not. @bushontheradio For my 1000 snack, I always have two boiled eggs and a pack of Mini Cheddars... https://t.co/Uf3SiXqBBqGuess the fact that Johnson is a racist homophobic misogynistic vile man who surrounded himself with eugenicist, th… https://t.co/jb5y3sicLH
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4/7
2020
@adamrowecomedy Her twitter bio definitely says she’s a feminist too...!This was funny to start with, the comments after made it even better! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/vDMlsX6VW5
4/6
2020
@liamjdbutler https://t.co/4nbnEzFTwi @MirrorPolitics Didn’t see this coming... @DailyMirror Can’t believe all these nurses can’t just be satisfied with a weekly clap. PPE and a suitable wage? No thanks! @piersmorgan She’s not going to shag you.Of course it isn’t, it never will be, nurses will be back to being scum of the earth again as soon as this pandemic… https://t.co/qrfMxRvo7i @CrimeLdn Great to see the Twitter lynch mob out in force...the bloke has obviously got OCD which manifests in havi… https://t.co/I6KSrU3YwC @2010LeeHurst But Karen on Facebook said that we’re all going to die from it?! @adamrowecomedy Deaf even...fuck off autocorrect! @adamrowecomedy Is this for dead Welsh people?! @DanHasAPodcast How’s the head Dave?! 😂 @worldmeetdani Too many dodgy jokes at the ready! 😂 @adamrowecomedy Sounds like Karen behaviour!Just catching up on Cuckoo (only a few years behind...) @TamlaKari just went and disappeared on us?! 😱 @RedHandedthepod #Same @adamrowecomedy @PopworldBaby I’ve got time for this!Fair play, didn’t realise we could stop doing the whole social distancing thing now that the sun is out... @adamrowecomedy Fishbowls at Popworld if we’re ever allowed out again?! https://t.co/EmD0yIccXY
4/5
2020
@ImLewisEllis https://t.co/bgsZ5rhJB6 @davbywater @Haveawordpod Do we have a secret handshake yet? @Haveawordpod Have you broke Freddy Quinne yet?!Premier League clubs using the furlough scheme doesn’t sit right with me at all. I can’t believe that the clubs h… https://t.co/HY6IUZNftJ @Haveawordpod So moist for this. @DailyMirror We’ve all been there.
4/4
2020
@adamrowecomedy I don’t even know you anymore. @absoluteradio @RealDysonator Loved these guys in Tiger King. @piersmorgan @RobbieSavage8 Let the proverbial dick swinging commence... @Jamiehuwroberts One turns you gay, the other feeds you to the cats!A Venn diagram. https://t.co/ikMubpUecR
Retweeted by Andrew Morris @Haveawordpod Lids, that Bitch has gone too far this time! https://t.co/xcO7fukygBCarole Baskin did it. #ThatBitch https://t.co/xcO7fukygB
4/3
2020
@gemmadee1989 It gets weirder! @gemmadee1989 #ThatBitch @Haveawordpod https://t.co/uZR4aAeY0F @MediumShimmer https://t.co/oSbZwR1Hsz @Haveawordpod @pepsi @pepsi I used to be a full blown cocaine addict, I would often do anything to get my next fix,… https://t.co/zcEa0JoJSS @robmulholland @FreddyQuinne @DaneBaptweets @tezilyas https://t.co/593ahCSHHTAnyone else timing their daily run so that they end up finishing down their street around 2000?! #ClapForCarersCarole Baskin did it. #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflixTo all you lids stuck at home during lockdown, and anyone who loves a podcast, get amongst this @Haveawordpod podca… https://t.co/7k4dSw1wmV @GaryLineker Oh come on Gary, surely you’re not this naive.
4/2
2020
@adamrowecomedy Didn’t realise you could get high from Radox! @adamrowecomedy https://t.co/Pvx3O3Iv2k @adamrowecomedy Don’t forget to talc yourself after as well, like ya Nan. @Haveawordpod I’m semi in anticipation. @TheView @KimKardashian https://t.co/qiLglE2ED1 @Haveawordpod https://t.co/Aprkjz4xty @Haveawordpod Are those white flowers, or his pile of scrunched up jizz tissues? @GreggsOfficial https://t.co/n1UHFWypqX
4/1
2020
@adamrowecomedy Depends, what’s the dress code? If I’ve got to wear more than my pants I’m not interested. @DanHasAPodcast @Haveawordpod I’m a fan of Pam! 😂 @Haveawordpod Alright lids, quick question...who’s Pam? #AskingForAFriend...My favourite part of Capitalism is when the government and taxpayer has to bail private companies out every few years! 😍😍😍
3/31
2020
@Haveawordpod If it annoys Dave, I want more singing! @adamrowecomedy I thought proper trousers were only for court anyway? @adamrowecomedy No worries, just pick a smell that works best for you! 👍🏼 Vanilla or gravy could work judging on previous pods! 😂 @adamrowecomedy Alright lid! Just catching up with the latest podcast, wanted to let you know that I have one of th… https://t.co/jzTmNOXG4c
3/30
2020
@sian_cosgrove This is Jessie, she’s sulking because I moved her off my chest! https://t.co/niAf13kh1s @Coombs_A Not a bad collection there! 👍🏼Not sure which is worse, Kate McCann clutching for attention and telling people to stay home...or the people consta… https://t.co/JzQ1oBVwgT @nooouch Great to see you here Kate... 🙄 @Sonjamclaughlan We need more victim blaming, that’ll solve it! @Haveawordpod Hey Dave, you ok Hun? X
3/29
2020
@adamrowecomedy https://t.co/8tFRUlFBya @pm_sammy If it makes you feel better, it means less sleep for me! 😭😭 @pm_sammy Am I getting an extra hour in bed or not?! 😂A fetish website having to supply our NHS with protective equipment? At least they’ll be wipe clean I suppose. https://t.co/OXgHLk5UlQRight, can anyone tell me, are the bloody clocks changing tonight?! @DanHasAPodcast @Haveawordpod Dead to me. @DanHasAPodcast @Haveawordpod What’re those green and red things all about?! @sgwat27 @liamjdbutler https://t.co/O9gnDQJxcE @MediumShimmer On my way!Don’t even know what day it is anymore...
3/28
2020
Shalom Jackie!!! #FridayNightDinner #FridayFeeling #IsItTimeYet https://t.co/Qj0PmL69cW @erica_hukin Baldness!🙌 @Haveawordpod That mouthy lass who works in the club! @piersmorgan Piers, crazy as it seems, not everything is about you.Conservative ministers going down with CoronaVirus the day after everyone finding out that even in a pandemic like… https://t.co/Gs0gS1xl7c @MediumShimmer I’ll sell you some toilet roll and pasta... #Stockpiled
3/27
2020

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