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Screenwriter, elitist cheesecake-enthusiast and self-confessed queue-jumper. Same hat size as Ralph Fiennes.

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Joined Twitter 3/4/09


@green_cait @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews is he still at this? @DanKaszeta that's some Chicken Cottage wrapper you've got there @K57Steve @paperghost @ShehabKhan @itvnews That's such a low-hanging fruit, I'm not going to touch it. @almostconverge I miss him. @Wer_ko_der_ko @peterbreda2000 As usual @peterbreda2000 @Wer_ko_der_ko There will be a time when they'll have a go at "unelected" diplomats. @K57Steve @paperghost @ShehabKhan @itvnews Opinions are worthless. @MsLegalSass I'm sorry Thanks for your support, I appreciate it. @Wer_ko_der_ko Lindsay, obviously @K57Steve @green_cait @ShehabKhan @itvnews No it fucking doesn't. @Wer_ko_der_ko Come on, cut him some slack @K57Steve @green_cait @ShehabKhan @itvnews "acceptance" So it's not based on any tangible facts, only a gut feelin… https://t.co/kZ2cvsSk0V @Daniel_Sugarman I'm not going to touch that @K57Steve @kristianvanders @paperghost @ShehabKhan @itvnews Sure Steve. This is a hole you dig for yourself. @peterbreda2000 He's Foreign Office, not one of the Whitehall arseholes. @peterbreda2000 Lindsay is actually a good egg, so I'm not going to have a go at him. @green_cait @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews Steve doesn't understand irony.Headline: Hungarians! Don't be afraid! https://t.co/qhlCrFWL7Z @K57Steve @paperghost @ShehabKhan @itvnews You are literally jumping on one of the two English people in the thread. Well done. @paperghost @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews Considering Steve doesn't want us at all, it works perfectly fine. For him. @misterbumface Thank you for arriving at the 20th century. @PhillWatson1970 @davidallengreen @EmporersNewC Everyone ran scared of the ERG who were a bunch of empty shirts. @K57Steve @peterbreda2000 @ShehabKhan @itvnews What are you going to do, tweet some more? @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews Don't worry, when I have time, I will take your job too. @peterbreda2000 @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews Something about Sharon and the kids @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews No, I will never be one of you. Small minded and vindictive. Don't you worry, I will oulive you all.Tipisch https://t.co/2w6vVJqutV*Calls our Legal team* https://t.co/zDjmUBFdE0
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal Tusk @rowlandsbb @lewis_goodall I'm pretty sure Westminster is the best to determine that Oh wait We are human beings with agency"when the government tells me who can I hire, that's socialism" https://t.co/Kb1GujU56DThank you for killing my industry https://t.co/TbLoEb53Sm @PublicChaffinch Because people are idiots @PublicChaffinch To be fair, people still say media studies are uselessGhouls https://t.co/SVWN7vUMeFfamous: well-known for Good reasons infamous: well-known for Bad reasons therefore flammable: catches on fire f… https://t.co/SAHvKPOdAj
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal TuskHere we go! #CannedAid will run on Friday - It's a chance to deflect some small slice of attention away from brexit… https://t.co/1CjdvyV5yk
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal Tusk @wantsahusky @ClippedHussar Trotsky and his ideas are well and truly deadThings you don't want to read vol. 745778865 https://t.co/ZUdrJbCKgA @iheartpylons 30-50 @ClippedHussar @wantsahusky Not Trotsky that's for sure @almostconverge @ClippedHussar But he has great hairThe people who told us our future lies in trading with countries like China, are now saying that trading with count… https://t.co/Rjcml6STIx
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal TuskOne of the strangest MAC reports I've read. https://t.co/RmicM1FVjz
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal Tusk @EmporersNewC But also they had "legitimate concerns". While being thick as pigshit. According to OJ Boy Wonder.The Migration Advisory Committee has published a new report today looking at two things: a Points Based System, and… https://t.co/rSgV746bYT
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal Tusk @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews Nah, You have been nothing but absolutely appalling and terribly cruel to people.… https://t.co/W2VVh31hyG @EddieHenryJames @Vitt2tsnoc @teaforpterosaur Piss off @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews Piss off Steve, we owe you nothing @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews I'm a foreigner, I just return what I get in kind. @StevePeers "regardless of quality" Well I'm a lot better 'quality' person than him, so, you know Plus I'm alive still. @smashingpaps @crusaderproject not yet @TonySahajlain @DanKaszeta @MikeFreedom10 @tyrannywatch we literally live here you moron @ClippedHussar is that the assad-shill?September is going to be fun. Well done everyone. https://t.co/eGMVoSuQJU @DanKaszeta THE BUBBLES, DAN! WHERE DO THE BUBBLES COMING FROM?you have twenty-two seconds left and your subject is: mortality. https://t.co/hMtgLz7mhG @ExitedBritain @paperghost @DeanRed123 @neilhumby @cam_sf bring me mah banjo @paperghost @ExitedBritain @DeanRed123 @neilhumby @cam_sf 30-50 feral hogs are in the way @Sime0nStylites @agirlcalledlina he is the keymaster @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews "The only people who should be allowed in" yeah, get in the feckin sea @paperghost @DeanRed123 @neilhumby @cam_sf meet the bigrock same as the oldrockWell well well... https://t.co/RckrDoqU2z @K57Steve @ShehabKhan @itvnews steve, I hazard a guess you don't know the first fucking thing about the UK's immigration system. @paperghost is it time to say "i've told you so"? @Ian_Fraser This Tweet was Brought to You by The San Miguel Tourism Board.matt hancock told me to isolate myself *rereads e-mail* ooh, he meant if I've been to Wuhan shit, i'm late from class @snigskitchen @Otto_English oh jesus, someone take the english language away from these people, they don't deserve it @JimMFelton this is going well @BBCLondonNews How much do you hate foreigners? @zafimafi (sóhaj) hát persze @PaulbernalUK Alternatively, the Tories are eagerly waiting for Watch Dogs: Legion to come out. @zafimafi Ja...! gondolhattam volna hogy valamit ott fent kitaláltak... @zafimafi "több szülő külön iskolát akar indítani." ??? @Vitt2tsnoc @teaforpterosaur okay, how many people need to tell you that your joke is shite and actually kind of in… https://t.co/2Vhbd16msfChurch of Scotland missionary Jane Haining was remembered today w/exhibition opened at Glasgow City Chambers. She r… https://t.co/USmNno6hPl
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal TuskThe Volkswagen CEO was asked to comment on the concentration camps in which China has locked up 1.5 million… https://t.co/91UbObFEJV
Retweeted by Lord President Narwhal Tusk @PaulbernalUK I've got bad news for them in that regard. @PaulbernalUK of course it looks appetising to them because none of them thinks that the big black car will pick them up one day ask kirov @PaulbernalUK @peterrhague very dumb way to protest if you ask me, but it's not "sabotage" "sabotage" is something… https://t.co/JCS82cSQQ3 @Busiswa sorry, i was hungry but i had to finish my quota for the day, okay? i'll come around and fix ityou guys have no idea what a struggle it was to manufacture it... https://t.co/s8SpbOKpgG
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@Will4Privacy @DeanRed123 @SheriffAlert is everything okay over there @wantsahusky damn it, the robots are onto me @wantsahusky Derrida @Nibus @agirlcalledlina you had to make it dirty @francesweetman isn't it strange to have a labour leader with a double-barrelled surname @francesweetman er I don't get this. How is this story demonstrate anything about person with double-barrelled name? @gremisch oi, that's my kimono @strategy_x @JamesMelville he's american @ClippedHussar F @ClippedHussar it's all your fault for not electing jeremy pm now maduro is forced to sell the family silver to the evil capitalists @Sime0nStylites I stopped reading after "strike" @francesweetman the search continues... @EmuHp models, as in 1/72 Spitfires? @Glitterbeard_ @Carter_AndrewJ @Luiseach the windup merchant of venice @almostconverge @IanDunt @MikeHolden42 https://t.co/NZcsMOP6DK @almostconverge @IanDunt @MikeHolden42 I Roomba @BrandonLewis cut visa fees @ij_ford it's the Sopranos but in Windsor @ij_ford do you think meghan is an fbi plant...?
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