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ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 @jesseRscott ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 @K84UnitedLeft Personally, I didn't come into "adulthood" until about 37. I hear most people come around to it much earlier.If you're not putting eggnog in your coffee this morning, what are you even doing with your life?
I just got an email from youtube saying I now have a youtube premium account. I DO NOT WANT a youtube premium acco…
@MNateShyamalan I think I dated that person too. No, wait. There's actually just a few thousand of that person in SF.Depends on how fast I think.
Kinda wild how this one blew up. Ya never know which ones will do that. @CassThomps13 Christians have always had a pretty interesting relationship with Lucifer/Satan/the Devil. Like, why'… @Alexander_Shaq I could never do it. When I drank, my attention span shrank considerably.I don't know who needs to hear this, but #BoycottBlackFriday and #BoycottChristmas It's you, btw. You need to hear…'s super fucked up that we ever referred to people on the basis of their genitalia, and even more fucked up that… @atgeiger11 No, unfortunately. Haven't seen that car in almost 20 years.twitter is proof that if we worked hard enough hell on earth is possible
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)Pimp My Ride 19th century edition. @desukidesu Pimp my ride 19th century edition. @under_just @Dystopian_Rob It's right to be wary of Monsanto. What they've done to corn is pretty dangerous to our… @atgeiger11 1987 Monte Carlo LS Still my favorite car too.Unemployment is unprecedented. In truth, pre covid there was already an unemployment crisis in marginalized communi…
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)COVID-19 cases are getting worse by the day. Businesses are shutting down and people are losing their jobs and heal…
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)[bar fight] me (trying to say let’s take this outside): do u want to go out with me?
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again) @jcvandez She got kinda weird toward the end, ya know. @peterdaou I have a small glimmer of hope that the SDNY will pursue criminal indictments regardless of the federal… @anthonyvclark20 gofundme is not socialism it is something that would never have to exist under socialism it's a… @Dystopian_Rob The problem with GMO is that the specific ones we worry about are resistant to herbicides, and it's…
@DantonSix I don't think there's anyone in Trump's family of sufficient moral purity for a god to accept them as a sacrifice.It's irresponsible for a cook to serve food he hasn't tasted, so in that spirit I'll be taking a bite out of all of… @mattgaetz That's also the goal of the SDNY, so ... @davidealbright @lrozen @donwinslow That is literally what they're admitting to here, is it not? @thunder0291 @automatonomega It gets even wilder. Newer experiments based on that one have blown the lid off of wha… word: butter Americans: Budder Brits: buh uh Me: *mouth full* whunh bunhuh? @thunder0291 @automatonomega I'm more into the theory that matter and energy are a product of consciousness, which… @HolyNosebleed @ThePlaylist This is more a feature of canon batman being a tool of the capitalist system than a bug… @On_the_Marx @parkingthought I had to block this person when they trotted out the "why do you think you deserve for… @On_the_Marx Confession: I bought a latte. That's why I'm broke now. @parkingthought That's not how it works. Money is an idea. It isn't inherently finite. @parkingthought The iPhone was developed by exploiting technology developed in the public sector, actually. @parkingthought The price of a hamburger doesn't go up because people can afford them. It's most closely tired to h… @parkingthought That's not a real question. @parkingthought If you give it away as a stimulus or UBI. @parkingthought There are enough homes for everyone. There is enough food. There are enough iPhones. There are enou… @parkingthought The future. Really. Research this. @parkingthought Money is just a construct. The problem arises when we run out of the goods and resources, of which… @parkingthought As to not understanding wealth hoarding, I don't know what to tell you. That one is pretty obvious. @parkingthought We don't owe that $27T dollars to anyone. Our entire system is based on currency creation, and that… @parkingthought Printing money really only hurts the people who hoard it. And they'll be fine, trust me. Not really… @parkingthought Cut military spending, sure. But we aren't going to run out of money. The US government is a curren… @Chet_Novels I loved the Animaniacs as a teen/pre-teen. Will I be disappointed?You should not be asking people for money when your senate won't pass a stimulus for those same people. Go down the… @KamalaHarris You should not be asking people for money when your senate won't pass a stimulus for those same peopl… believe it actually. is the enemy of the good, but we're rapidly approaching a point where, if we don't respond perfectly to cli… gave me a tablet from 2014 and the poor thing doesn't know that people don't even care about tablets anymore.Funny how after decades of voting for the lesser of two evils we find ourselves in a world run by evil. @PhantomLord87 Meet the old man by the grave. What old man? What grave? Aaaaand now I'm lost in an endless repea… @PhantomLord87 Right? Like, fuck, 3 hearts?! And WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO??? @peterdaou The lesser of two evils is still evil. @riotarchitect @RioSlade You're not a real leftist unless you beat off to photos of Chairman Mao in the back of you… Trump has quarantined more strictly in response to losing the election than in response to getting Covid.
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again) @writingiswar I was a dishwasher in the kitchen of a very poorly run nursing home where people sent their parents t… @Nicole_Nonya @under_just omg now i can't unsee that!! @alpinge @bourgeoisalien They used to play New York art houses back in the 80's and had two drummers, right? @Nicole_Nonya @under_just Oh, no, I figured it out right away. @Dystopian_Rob The correct answer is Jacob's Ladder.When the Legend of Zelda came out in 1986 I remember thinking it was brutally hard for a six year old. Turns out i… @Nicole_Nonya @under_just I saw this as a notification and thought it was to me. I was briefly very offended.Me: *checks twitter notifications* 🎶hello darkness my old friend🎶 @KristenRoedel lol @Dystopian_Rob Absolutely. And it's really not helpful imo. The left needs to find some kind of unity or we're neve…'t worry, once Biden is in office in January, everything is going to be just fine. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁… wild how certain cheeses can be simultaneously disgusting and delicious.79M people did not vote for him--they voted against Trump, and we need to call him on his shit. @theMarieCasey Yeah, I find that mentality extremely problematic. Most people in the writing community top out at a… @theMarieCasey I'm pretty sure I get muted far more often than blocked. Honestly I wish Twitter would get rid of th… @theMarieCasey I don't think I've been blocked by very many people because I've never encountered this. But I hones… @LeonCorbett11 @nik_eni lol, not specifically. But literally my grandma cannot define socialism except that it's so… @bourgeoisalien Clown asshole abyss is now my favorite descriptor for all things dystopian twitter. @Dystopian_Rob AOC is just alright with me. She's not perfect, and I'll call her out when she does shitty stuff, but overall, I'm pro. @difficultpatty Sounds comcastic.You don't know real loneliness until you try to be funny on twitter and get almost no reactions to like 37 tweets in a row.
Leftist Twitter: I don't know why #BoycottBlackFriday and #BoycottChristmas aren't trending higher, but we need to… cannot begin to heal as a nation until a trombone player starts following Trump around to make sad noises whenever he speaks.
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)Hey, how about if instead of doing black friday and giving COVID to everyone in the country for Christmas, we stay… for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again) @lrozen @donwinslow Isn't it a crime to knowingly submit false affidavits or are we just like totally over calling… we're old as fuck @Karen_Kong_ @Nicole_Nonya Dear god, this man is fucking coo-coo bananas bat shit.WHO DID THIS?!?
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again) @parkingthought Either I'm an idiot, or this is the most bizarre non-sequitur I have ever seen.You thought COVID was spreading fast before, but now it's high af on cocaine and doing sprints. like to imagine the taco bell test kitchen is just bloodied hands holding up a flour tortilla stuffed with glass…
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)Scientist: I invented a time machine. It only goes backwards. Me: That's just the DNC with "time machine" written… @automatonomega Yeah, that's also a completely realistic scenario, tbh. @automatonomega You shut your mouth! If he sees this he's gonna do it.100 years ago everyone owned a horse, only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horse…
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)Don’t forget to push away everyone who truly loves you while on your path to total self-sabotage.
Retweeted by Andrew Once Wrote Things (and will again)Douchebag: see ya in the funny papers! *later* Me: *in the funny papers* where tf is that guy? @desukidesu Giuliani always looks like he's on the verge of DT's. @AliceLBronte I've followed Stephen King 37 times and that asshole still won't follow me back. @Dystopian_Rob How do you prevent crony capitalism? Create rules and structure within the economy to ensure a fair…