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if you make fun of me for this at least you can call me bio-degredable blm

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Joined Twitter 3/17/11

me *cracks knuckles* sonic: holy shit
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@flindis you're on thin ice here buddy @glamoureptile ... Whatis this funny? too niche? should I nuke my account? probably @FrickinDelanie Orange you glad I didn't say something elseme *cracks knuckles* sonic: holy shit
@chuuew @BigJDubz Either that or they're way too knowledgeable about a horse's fifth leg @MissyXMartinez it's time somebody took a stand @AubriePesky are the people ready? doubtfulextremely hot take incoming: tiddies @leftiloosi WHO MADE IT @lynndewitttoya mines working maybe they just don't like youn @ryan2one3 that's what you get for cheering for the leafs @FeelingEuphoric honestly I just want your face on my timeline as often as possible @mudzhyri πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ @OwlFWGKTA I can't believe I paid @OwlFWGKTA I'm still fucking tilted at thisI think I should get bangs @Browtweaten no❀️ @Browtweaten can't fucking unsee that @chudneyspears So you're a dream girl? @TheHyyyype [it's what we deserve] @TheHyyyype *maintaining eye contact* so I've bean told @ashhhhhhole ASHLEY @TheHyyyype getting in on the ground floor herebecca: *fries beans* rebecca: *refries beans*
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Me: so X marks the spot Pirate: yes Me: but you don't want people to find it Pirate: yes Girl pirate: how about a g spot
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Retweeted by a n d r e w @TheHyyyype This is my favourite tweet in four yearsπŸ‘πŸ‘ @rudy_betrayed When did Cell say "#BREAKING US President Trump says he will 'be back in some form' " @drinksmcgee I'm here all week @drinksmcgee Raiders of the Lost Barksorry I deleted a tweet you see I’ve experienced a lot of personal growth in the last 7 minutes and the tweet represented the old me
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@TheRealBGSmoov God dammit @TristanTulini19 whilst hungover no doubt @nateandmufasa we actually refer to it as a million square meters @SortaBad hey @elonmusk your hair smells like a used muffler salesman @KylePlantEmoji holy shit I was so confused @Tommytoughstuff - world record for most time spent staring directly at an eclipse @FrickinDelanie we love it here @prestovision I love that one @prestovision ....or else (HAPPY GOTCHA DAY) @bigsharkguy No this is something I knew @bigsharkguy I love secrets @OwlFWGKTA here for you @OwlFWGKTA many are saying thisflight attendant: all we've got to watch is air bud me: I know how windows work pal
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@FrickinDelanie I think you're onto something @wydstepbrOoke I love that the default emoji size was just too big, that fucker needed downscaling @prufrockluvsong why'd I read that in a jersey accent