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There is something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums and fucking a dude.
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5/26
2019
Love @TheoVon. Listen to him on today’s ep! @ComedyCentral @SiriusXMComedy https://t.co/ciRWHBEYps
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5/22
2019
Been kissed by @ParisHilton 💋. Catch this show on @SiriusXMComedy On Demand! @NikkiGlaser @irene_moraleshttps://t.co/GbzmkFuQpN
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5/16
2019
🔪I’m Killing It 🔪 New short film 🔪 https://t.co/puwDSDGD2g Watch, enjoy, and tell your friend. 🙂 https://t.co/HaTMoynn26
Retweeted by Andrew CollinWed! Look at this hot line up and listen to it too! Set your radios to @SiriusXMComedy ch. 95 - @NikkiGlaser is han… https://t.co/EuptsoZRiG
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5/15
2019
Here’s my set from last night’s episode of @latelateshow https://t.co/50v6j6pH20
Retweeted by Andrew CollinHe’s so grateful 😭 https://t.co/cgD0TXwJlW
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5/14
2019
TFW you know you're gonna see your besties on Monday morning! Come hang w @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin &… https://t.co/5GXnJY2itM
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5/13
2019
@ihatejoelkim So I guess I’ll never see you on the L again 😢
5/12
2019
When club bookers make fun of comics trying to get booked, it makes me sick. Most of us are damaged. Most of us get… https://t.co/tuFa57ZqqT
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5/9
2019
Can you guess which of tmw's guests got slammed through a table in front of a live audience? @anyamarinahttps://t.co/H8XCLodyFq
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5/7
2019
A guy pulled his dick out and pissed at his seat during the last show. In a theater with people all around him 😧. T… https://t.co/re6PTvBHha
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5/5
2019
@kyleayers Prob will never swim there again @kyleayers HE SHOULD SEE YOUR ROOM @rosebudbaker @IAmMikeFeeney Identical
5/4
2019
Have you checked out the latest vid of the show? @Nikkiglaser @bobsaget @chrisdcomedy @andrewTcollin all there for… https://t.co/ABnRhwT4ex
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5/2
2019
I learned the most important word ever. Thank you @garyvee https://t.co/BTJ9j4ae1n
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4/30
2019
@IamMikeCannon Give my brother his ball backOff Air w/ @NikkiGlaser & @AndrewTCollin. Do guys pay attention? @ComedyCentral @Standup https://t.co/rP3KtFl9Tw
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4/29
2019
Good times on today’s show- catch it on demand and coming soon on video! @NikkiGlaser @DrPhil @lizmiele & 😎 (… https://t.co/rzKI6lj9WE
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4/25
2019
So much talk. In one talk show! 🤩 Join @NikkiGlaser in the AM w @DrPhil @lizmiele & @AndrewTCollin on… https://t.co/9nv55RH884
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4/24
2019
Arts and crafts at my son preschool looking like #GameOfThrones opening credits https://t.co/Q9R5G5MMG7
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4/23
2019
Monday! 10amET don't let anyone disturb you while you listen to @NikkiGlaser with @bobsaget (yes you read that corr… https://t.co/SNEuysTiWV
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4/22
2019
@Fuzzysmith2hr Thank you
4/20
2019
Off Air w/ Nikki & Andrew. Hot girls w old souls. @NikkiGlaser & @AndrewTCollin get into it! @ComedyCentralhttps://t.co/eOffDEfQuQ
Retweeted by Andrew Collinmy show RAMY is now streaming on @hulu and this is how I feel https://t.co/q0ciR9jdZN
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4/19
2019
@PhilanthropyGal @KrystynaHutch That’s a whole other level of organizing!!!!
4/15
2019
@PhilanthropyGal @KrystynaHutch A car or an Uber/Lyft?
4/14
2019
@Iloveronnieb2 Yeah my doc said that. Might do that. Thanks
4/12
2019
Watching Our Planet and learned that Flamingos can fly.
4/11
2019
Wed, 10am. Glue your ear to the radio bc @chelseahandler will join @NikkiGlaser & @AndrewTCollin. Lots of good topi… https://t.co/tdBGjPnXUr
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4/10
2019
My debut album - Immigrant Made - has reached #1 on @amazon new comedy charts. Thanks again for the support y’all!! https://t.co/7BB0Pfl4ZW
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4/8
2019
@caseyJsalengo @AJ_Cola_44 @GoodDadUglyPod @Schrotime @winnerwill I SAW IT THE FIRST TIME I WAS TAGGED @GoodDadUglyPod My legacy
4/7
2019
Finally found my spirit animal https://t.co/5B4V6dzQd6Worked long and hard on our new video about FuckJerry, the prolific joke thief of Instagram. They've ripped off so… https://t.co/3Omo6AsmdQ
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4/4
2019
@PUDGE1979 @YouUpSXM @NikkiGlaser @KFreehams @shalomshuli Let’s make this happen ASAP!
4/3
2019
WEST PALM BEACH FL this weekend. 5 shows @PBImprov
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4/1
2019
I went and visited the cultural center of Los Angeles. I was very impressed. #paulsmith #selfie https://t.co/AKpYWtPoWp
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3/31
2019
@ohJuliatweets I met heath ledger in Amsterdam late in his career and told him “I loved him in 10 Things I Hate abo… https://t.co/FG768ptzkc
3/27
2019
@BarefootBacchus @TimJDillon I’m with ya man. This isn’t right. I draw the line at 6 kicks. 4 I’m ok with but 6! @theeclarkjones Colson can act. Granted any come up story I’m in. @theeclarkjones I didSaw @NikkiGlaser and @AndrewTCollin tonight in Phoenix and cried from laughing so much!
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3/23
2019
Therapist: it’s been a while. How come? Me: haven’t had the money. Therapist: how’s that make you feel? Me: like you charge too much.
3/21
2019
Laughing so fucking hard at today’s @YouUpSXM that I actually don’t care that I have my weekly soul-killing work me… https://t.co/0VQfWs1fu5
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3/20
2019
I Marie Kondod my room and got rid of my bed, my passport and my dead grandfathers watch.
3/18
2019
@MannyFacez @NikkiGlaser Good luck! Thanks for being a good sport and crushing that spinach dip! @knewman22 @HouseOfComedyMN Thanks!
3/17
2019
NYC is different man https://t.co/diE9KVpvRo
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3/16
2019
VERY FUN SHOW ALERT! This Saturday 3/16 at 11:30pm at @SubCulture_NYC, come to It's a Long Story as I host… https://t.co/0R7IDccQzR
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3/13
2019
get your cousins @hulu password https://t.co/mLup7BeYDJ
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3/12
2019
@BrendanSagalow How was his set?Please enjoy my new short out today! I think it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever made. Starring the amazing @joekjoekhttps://t.co/aYtAEkInWV
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3/8
2019
#leavingneverland #michaeljackson https://t.co/0Xq1t97pgx
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3/7
2019
Tmw! Good friends @PhilanthropyGal @THEYCALLMEAHRI @AndrewTCollin @NikkiGlaser = good times. 10AM on… https://t.co/I55OpF3EdS
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3/6
2019
If you’re watching the Michael Jackson doc and getting frustrated with how slow it is I recommend just fast forwarding to min 40.
3/4
2019
someone tell Baby Gap it’s not their fault https://t.co/bxQAeZqrYu
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3/1
2019
@NikkiGlaser @roydawg_13 @YouUpSXM @EyreBud @gregstone_ @SIRIUSXM It’s just when someone sits front row in a 4 seater.
2/28
2019
THE WORST with @AndrewTCollin is out this week!!! He is a crazy man and has lived a crazy life and I love it!!! https://t.co/4e8f9cvBBj
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2/27
2019
I tried Uber Pool once. https://t.co/r7K0gR119T
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2/26
2019
@rootstownbrowns @YouUpSXM Sanxi keep thinking about my favorite brody jokes and just rembered when he said “some people are popular on black twit… https://t.co/Gl9kvdq1kF
Retweeted by Andrew CollinI went to Ulta for the first time with a girl friend. Never realized how many make up and skin care products women… https://t.co/wq0jvd0DKG
2/23
2019
Don’t drink and listen to this ep! @siriusxm on demand! Go get it! @NikkiGlaser @DaneCook @shalomshuli @KFreehamshttps://t.co/dXOLJQkbxp
Retweeted by Andrew CollinCancel any other plans besides keeping your ear glued to the radio tmw at 10am ET...@KFreehams @danecookhttps://t.co/HJHWz22Lmc
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2/20
2019
Bernie Sanders is 77. The avg life expectancy for a male in the US is 78. By the time he’s in office he will be old… https://t.co/T3H5MRBg6lAlso the weighted blanket isn’t long enough so my cold feet are having a full on panic attack.Bought a weighted blanket to help with my anxiety. It feels like a dead guy is laying on me all night. Never been more relaxed.
2/19
2019
This show was so good we had to play it again! Enjoy. @TheMAURYShow @chrisdcomedy @Daniel_Sloss (yes that’s his kni… https://t.co/iegtgb9SwF
Retweeted by Andrew CollinMy niece loves some @Beyonce https://t.co/233D1Obu8r
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2/18
2019
@BrookeMinnich Tell them I appreciate the support @BrookeMinnich Thank you and your boyfriend. If you want follow me on Instagram @AndrewTCollin. I like it better than twitter.
2/17
2019
so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husba… https://t.co/0PNQkHl7Ig
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2/16
2019
Spend #ValentinesDay w/ these sweethearts! Tmw on @SIRIUSXM ch. 95 @ComedyCentral! https://t.co/6co4CBE44n
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2/14
2019
Wednesday morning! @christichiello & @AndrewTCollin ride the airwaves w/ @NikkiGlaser. 🏄‍♀️ Listen in! https://t.co/gi8PU4Sod9
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2/13
2019
🦅 More hugging 🤗 The man in the video saved the life of the condor who fell from the nest as a young chick. He c… https://t.co/RQP527KPSN
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2/10
2019
Today’s show has earned its place in the history books. Hear why on the replay or @siriusxm On Demand.… https://t.co/Rt8P5QYnE1
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2/6
2019
Back in the AM with a fun show. Let it be your #MondayMotivation. No excuses, tune in! 💛 https://t.co/tjpu0dIAzm
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2/4
2019
@SorryDontClaire Please don’t @ me until the monies are delivered into my checking account
2/3
2019
@KarlHoffheins 🦆
2/2
2019
@blairsocci And the dude was ugly
1/29
2019
LOOKS like we’ve done it AGAIN! @kingfirestorm (Broad City, Comedy Central) @RobCantrell (Last Comic Standing)… https://t.co/qmbTUCjsho
Retweeted by Andrew CollinJulian Edelman looks like he's telling a documentary director the moment he realized Fyre Festival wasn't going to… https://t.co/zwk1a2iXSc
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1/22
2019
The latest DOUG LOVES MOVIES, featuring @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin and @RevEnFuego, is ready for your commute tomo… https://t.co/4F1lK6mfnS
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1/21
2019
I’m sorry. It was one take. If I had another take, I would have been worse. https://t.co/4BEtjLWNSv
1/17
2019
Thank u @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin @CarlisleFComedy & @hunterduncan212 for an incredible weekend of SOLD OUT shows… https://t.co/n49vjVKCfa
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1/13
2019
New pod episode! Andrew Collin (@AndrewTCollin) has never seen A Star Is Born. He rewrote it, and we read his scrip… https://t.co/LMmytZFlo7
Retweeted by Andrew Collin @GMitch83 Thanks man @AndrewTCollin hilarious set tonight man. You killed it.
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1/11
2019
Who needs sleep when you got a radio show like this planned!? Can it be tmw already? https://t.co/IM4WMrdDZG
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1/9
2019
Tmw! We're pumped to catch up with rising stars @lizmiele & @awilliamscomedy. Also, @AndrewTCollin has lots of upda… https://t.co/2QMMaJjq2M
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1/8
2019
One thing I’m passionate about is ruining a trip by being unable to sleep the night before I leave.
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1/2
2018
Bro my moms dog jus ate the turkey 😂😂 https://t.co/RPAaRpF2PM
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12/26
2018
this video of a dog disrupting a christmas parade is the best thing https://t.co/0no1y4hxzu
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12/24
2018
My show It’s A Long Story is tonight @ucbtny at 11:30pm. Great lineup @Justsydnyc @Gertie_Bird @THEYCALLMEAHRIhttps://t.co/i4eE66auhj
12/22
2018

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