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@MikePlamondon Just sad!
12/9
2018
Dear @TheAcademy, I will jerk off 2 guys at the same time (of different races) and Make Them CUM while hosting your… https://t.co/SbA6CuIcBO
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12/8
2018
Tmw, @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar are pumped to welcome @brookeburke & @rosebudbaker to the show. @AndrewTCollin can… https://t.co/owZqgHw8TM
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12/5
2018
The show’s is tonight. Come hang ❤️❤️ https://t.co/6dPTzMpWq9
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11/26
2018
TONIGHT! @AndrewTCollin and I are thankful for another hot It's a Long Story at @ucbtny east with @AnthonyDeVito_,… https://t.co/PdYUw9xUrR
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” Collinmy man just swiped a treat from his dog on national tv https://t.co/qCh0rndGgw
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11/24
2018
My 94-year-old great aunt changed the game by ordering “grapes for the table” at a restaurant. https://t.co/Hk96kaeD5L
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11/23
2018
I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest https://t.co/bZ91Cg0QCr
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11/21
2018
mom packed up my place https://t.co/DNtMof2bdK
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinLooking forward to Thanksgiving being over? Same! So get your tickets for Saturday night's It's a Long Story at… https://t.co/NhC1HhGwOh
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinPeople argue cats vs dogs all the time. I’ve never seen a video of a soldier coming home from war and being greeted… https://t.co/QaGq9KEABm
11/20
2018
It's a #FOTS take over tmw!! Join @NikkiGlaser, @TomAThakkar, @CarlisleFComedy & @AndrewTCollin as they send Nikki… https://t.co/ACei2wy0OE
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11/19
2018
THIS WEEK! @MARAMAREK & @AndrewTCollin host comedians @TimJDillon, @seanytime , @JessicaKirson ,… https://t.co/sR1N3LFNV8
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11/13
2018
@noahgcomedy Who’s gonna pick your ass up at your wedding
11/11
2018
Read 25 articles how La Croix has ingredients that will kill you. My one friend said “I think I heard that’s bullsh… https://t.co/OGsQrzfMw2
11/8
2018
@sgcollin20 @SportsCenter Already watched it 45 times
11/7
2018
Power cords. The state of Georgia did not supply power cords for their ELECTRONIC voting machines at a polling sit… https://t.co/hmmHTw6VWa
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11/6
2018
Come to this Chicago! https://t.co/hBFHg2JPFa
11/5
2018
Here’s a new short I made with my friends called “The Password”. It was so fun I hope you like it! Featuring the ve… https://t.co/daF8cotueW
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11/2
2018
Love doing this show https://t.co/xmxqlRek5i
11/1
2018
I had the best time today on @sternshow. Watch me roast Ronnie. https://t.co/7s01h77AUT
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinIt's #FOTS day tmw!!! @TomAThakkar @AndrewTCollin @SorryDontClaire & @IANfidance are all psyched for @NikkiGlaser's… https://t.co/JpdM8qyURp
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10/30
2018
I AM ON STERN TOMORROW. I AM ON STERN TOMORROW. I AM ON STERN TOMORROW. https://t.co/Xrq285WSVZ
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10/29
2018
Put your out of office alerts on tmw btwn 10-12pm ET... it's for your own good. Look who we have: @RachelFeinstein,… https://t.co/7Ihi3VMoXz
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10/24
2018
Wednesday is gonna be a #FOTS kinda day. @mikebaldwin & @AndrewTCollin join @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar for a hang… https://t.co/nSHI8mkhfM
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinIt’s @SorryDontClaire’s birthday so listen to me talk about Britney Spears on her podcast @HOOSWTABS https://t.co/D5visAAzcF
10/17
2018
@luisadieznuts You do a good job and care. Don’t stress it too much. I am working on a duo musical character with p… https://t.co/KlvPcegZXU @luisadieznuts The 78 people doing it twice and the 5 that did it 3 times are my real competition! @luisadieznuts Thanks for the stats. Now I completely understand why I haven’t done the show.Hey! It's Tuesday and we have a brand new episode of @happyneverafterpodcast with @MaraMarek and @AndrewTCollin. Do… https://t.co/yjPFte6Zzk
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10/16
2018
@PhilanthropyGal @mikeabrusci Maybe that’s why he’s begging for clients!
10/13
2018
@rjacobb Nah man. Mara didn’t book me.I only read my book while I’m waiting for my phone to charge.
10/10
2018
Just in case you are feeling too good about the Hurricanes, the Dolphins are here to shit in your mouth.The Khabib-Conor mayhem buried the #UFC229 lede. @joerogan deserves an award for this. https://t.co/iBCyepwfRK
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10/7
2018
@tomsegura @Finessemitchell Spoke a bit early!!!!!
10/6
2018
Add this to your weekend watch list: That time @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin & @IANfidance got pumped up by… https://t.co/D7RjDiwOpc
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10/5
2018
That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinTmw, @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar get #TheFullRelease with FOTS @momandel! See him at @punchlinesf 10/25-27. Also,… https://t.co/TPU1o36cB2
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10/3
2018
TMW, join @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar to find out what really happened when Nikki went to see @DearEvanHansen.… https://t.co/yF7rotgmXd
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10/2
2018
Here's our piece from last night about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh....https://t.co/Gne2dr3Ncz
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10/1
2018
@tomsegura maybe FSU isn’t so bad after all. Go Cuse!
9/29
2018
@UncleSexy15 @NikkiGlaser I’m patient 🤤Presales are Over! The new tour is officially ON! Get tickets now at https://t.co/LafmD7ngtV More dates coming soo… https://t.co/eS5cENzAFc
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinDr. Ford has passed a polygraph test and given the Committee the results. Judge Kavanaugh has not. She has called f… https://t.co/HoH0aCYLpn
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” Collin. @KevinHart4real shares an analogy with @nikkiglaser @IANfidance & @AndrewTCollin that @scooterbraun told him abou… https://t.co/yLXwxbA59j
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9/28
2018
Tmw, @NikkiGlaser @IANfidance & @AndrewTCollin are going to @NightSchool w/ @KevinHart4real! @TomAThakkar is at… https://t.co/oyeco6vnRF
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9/27
2018
@mikeygendell I knew that joke would come but from my own blood, brother.If you’re a person that uses bud, buddy, pal or chief when addressing someone for the first time just know everyone… https://t.co/28DW7oDUYfYou know you’re doing well emotionally in NYC when you see the doors about to close at your stop, you have time to… https://t.co/oC5MFVQFGh
9/25
2018
@colterlevi I love baker!!!!
9/21
2018
Can’t wait for Eminem Part 76. When he talks about another guy that made him mad one time because he was a little mean to him.OMG I opened the door to let the dog in and there was a slug on the door AND IT GOT ON MY HAND SO I SCREAMED LIKE A… https://t.co/nONbp3Onzn
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinI just bust my ass and 2 dollars in change fell out my pocket some girl gonna yell “YOOO SONIC YOU GOOD?”
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9/14
2018
I can’t believe I’m doing this but I’m doing this. https://t.co/0TPfR4e91a
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinI want y’all to know that I don’t have an opinion on anything at all.
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” Collin @sgcollin20 That could workPeople that tell you you’re wasting money buying a salad from a restuarant makes their shitty at home salad with le… https://t.co/5eaLJCWj5N
9/12
2018
On The Great Jewish Bake-off, the judges look off into the distance after tasting each pastry and tell a story abou… https://t.co/yOX9QCYVos
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” Collin @THEYCALLMEAHRI Shut the fuck up!Name something you get for free that you wouldn’t buy in a store more than diner mints! I’ll wait!!!If you didn’t eat a plain tuna roll, a spicy tuna roll or a California roll the first time you tried sushi you are fucking buck wild!!!I’m on @jimmyfallon tonight #FallonTonight https://t.co/UJSaG9vm4H
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinI’m lazy. When I was a kid I would sleep on top of the covers so I didn’t have to make the bed in the morning. Now… https://t.co/Z8A9fv8uJr
9/11
2018
My roommate got a damn dog without telling me and I couldn’t be any happier! @LukeMones BUILD YOUR OWN PLANE
9/10
2018
@sammorril Dick In A Coffin Box
9/8
2018
Elon Musk new invention will be cutting a hole in an apple.
9/7
2018
10am: drink a coffee 11am: agree to meet later that night 2pm: regret making the plans 5pm: think of an excuse to c… https://t.co/UjhuCSkQiI @eatprayjason This is my way of embracing you tall hunk of shit!!!! The fucker liked it!!!! Long hair perfect abs silly bitch!!!Aim higher https://t.co/f5T5TzNnmg
9/6
2018
(Been in Uber for 25 mins with no conversation) Uber driver: you like politics? Me: no. (Ride another 15 mins without another word)
9/5
2018
I like cheese. Don’t @ meI just burned all of my Big and Rich CD’s and posters! @machinegunkelly @Eminem hug it out you little bitches https://t.co/jXVes3PAcq
9/4
2018
@tomsegura IT AINT OVER YET
9/3
2018
@blairsocci You choose to follow Julian and I respect thatWhen I drink in the East Village in NYC I think I’m so cool like a member of The Strokes. Then I remember Julian Ca… https://t.co/yX29FC5dKB
9/2
2018
My Netflix special comes out tomorrow
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8/30
2018
New @fireescapepod today with @AndrewTCollin. Get it while it’s hot. https://t.co/FHwV2zCoTI
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8/29
2018
@AlisonLeiby Eat Shellfish? @MadsOHassert Never said he wasn’t. This is not comical due to any language barrier it’s comical because I thought… https://t.co/vg12Sm03aiIn an uber Me: *sneezed Uber driver: bless you. Me: thank you. Uber driver: I didn’t say anything. Me: didn’t say… https://t.co/D2jAStHvi9
8/28
2018
@KrystynaHutch Puddles and Bubbles @sezbian @KrystynaHutch I can’t afford a place with jets anymore. @KrystynaHutch This will be my legacy @quooklyngirl Lol I always say Hubert looked like my Grandpa Henry. We’d often not know who was who when they were in a room together.
8/27
2018
I filled out 3 different salad check boxes on seamless then realized all three have insane delivery prices so then… https://t.co/q94a6efUe2
8/26
2018
Every time I order on Seamless and the order is less than 12 dollars I feel bad like it’s hurting the delivery pers… https://t.co/ZIUjNvSksVTONIGHT! Come to @ucbtny east at 11:30pm for a super fun It's a Long Story hosted by ME and featuring @Luke_Null,… https://t.co/qZMRSzEpiF
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8/25
2018
Tomorrow night at 11:30pm @AlisonLeiby and I have our show It’s A Long Story @ucbtny. Great comedians telling a ta… https://t.co/JMEosetF64 @MarthaInStLouis @SryAboutLastNyt Just a little bit!
8/24
2018
@noahgcomedy You have more grays than me now!I’m 38. Tried on a cool dad hat. I looked like a divorced dad that lost his kids 6 years ago and only has one liter of Pepsi in the fridge.
8/23
2018
The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaur… https://t.co/F60GbzDt2Z
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinCHICAGO! Sept 4th @MARAMAREK and myself are putting on a great show for a great cause. Get tickets now. https://t.co/cYUhKZxzMQSo I Married a Sales Murderer https://t.co/TgRWrBrdCQ
Retweeted by Andrew “Lil Puddle Boy” CollinTHAT FEELING OF PANIC WHEN YOU HIT INSTAGRAM TV INSTEAD OF YOUR MESSAGES
8/22
2018
@TomAThakkar Hahahaha
8/21
2018

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