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so I asked my mom why is she still talking to my old boo and she asked me “why are you still talking to my ex husba… https://t.co/0PNQkHl7Ig
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2/16
2019
Spend #ValentinesDay w/ these sweethearts! Tmw on @SIRIUSXM ch. 95 @ComedyCentral! https://t.co/6co4CBE44n
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2/14
2019
Wednesday morning! @christichiello & @AndrewTCollin ride the airwaves w/ @NikkiGlaser. 🏄‍♀️ Listen in! https://t.co/gi8PU4Sod9
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2/13
2019
As an American Jew, here's my take on Israel: when I went on birthright I had bad sex in the basement of a weird bu… https://t.co/fUROqvz7Qm
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2/11
2019
🦅 More hugging 🤗 The man in the video saved the life of the condor who fell from the nest as a young chick. He c… https://t.co/RQP527KPSN
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2/10
2019
Today’s show has earned its place in the history books. Hear why on the replay or @siriusxm On Demand.… https://t.co/Rt8P5QYnE1
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2/6
2019
Back in the AM with a fun show. Let it be your #MondayMotivation. No excuses, tune in! 💛 https://t.co/tjpu0dIAzm
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2/4
2019
@SorryDontClaire Please don’t @ me until the monies are delivered into my checking account
2/3
2019
@KarlHoffheins 🦆
2/2
2019
@blairsocci And the dude was ugly
1/29
2019
tune in for open praise of the only good thing going: mamma mia 2 https://t.co/aRHILznHOL
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1/25
2019
LOOKS like we’ve done it AGAIN! @kingfirestorm (Broad City, Comedy Central) @RobCantrell (Last Comic Standing)… https://t.co/qmbTUCjsho
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyJulian Edelman looks like he's telling a documentary director the moment he realized Fyre Festival wasn't going to… https://t.co/zwk1a2iXSc
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1/22
2019
The latest DOUG LOVES MOVIES, featuring @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin and @RevEnFuego, is ready for your commute tomo… https://t.co/4F1lK6mfnS
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1/21
2019
I’m sorry. It was one take. If I had another take, I would have been worse. https://t.co/4BEtjLWNSv
1/17
2019
Thank u @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin @CarlisleFComedy & @hunterduncan212 for an incredible weekend of SOLD OUT shows… https://t.co/n49vjVKCfa
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1/13
2019
New pod episode! Andrew Collin (@AndrewTCollin) has never seen A Star Is Born. He rewrote it, and we read his scrip… https://t.co/LMmytZFlo7
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1/11
2019
Who needs sleep when you got a radio show like this planned!? Can it be tmw already? https://t.co/IM4WMrdDZG
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1/9
2019
Tmw! We're pumped to catch up with rising stars @lizmiele & @awilliamscomedy. Also, @AndrewTCollin has lots of upda… https://t.co/2QMMaJjq2M
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1/8
2019
One thing I’m passionate about is ruining a trip by being unable to sleep the night before I leave.
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1/2
2018
Bro my moms dog jus ate the turkey 😂😂 https://t.co/RPAaRpF2PM
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12/26
2018
this video of a dog disrupting a christmas parade is the best thing https://t.co/0no1y4hxzu
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12/24
2018
My show It’s A Long Story is tonight @ucbtny at 11:30pm. Great lineup @Justsydnyc @Gertie_Bird @THEYCALLMEAHRIhttps://t.co/i4eE66auhj @NickFlora Been a Chrysler family for 5 generations of puddles.
12/22
2018
@MARAMAREK @ej_francfort Please throw your phone in the trash and set it on fire.
12/20
2018
Hi friends! Can I ask for a favor? Could you share this video or hit retweet? I love you. https://t.co/qNW8f1BmaD
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12/16
2018
@kibitzcomedy tonight!!! @imandyhaynes @iAmRobbyHoffman @AndrewTCollin @ElizabethGlazer 8:30pm @cantersdeli
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12/10
2018
@MikePlamondon Just sad!
12/9
2018
Dear @TheAcademy, I will jerk off 2 guys at the same time (of different races) and Make Them CUM while hosting your… https://t.co/SbA6CuIcBO
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12/8
2018
Tmw, @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar are pumped to welcome @brookeburke & @rosebudbaker to the show. @AndrewTCollin can… https://t.co/owZqgHw8TM
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12/5
2018
The show’s is tonight. Come hang ❤️❤️ https://t.co/6dPTzMpWq9
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11/26
2018
TONIGHT! @AndrewTCollin and I are thankful for another hot It's a Long Story at @ucbtny east with @AnthonyDeVito_,… https://t.co/PdYUw9xUrR
Retweeted by Lil Puddle Boymy man just swiped a treat from his dog on national tv https://t.co/qCh0rndGgw
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11/24
2018
My 94-year-old great aunt changed the game by ordering “grapes for the table” at a restaurant. https://t.co/Hk96kaeD5L
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11/23
2018
I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest https://t.co/bZ91Cg0QCr
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11/21
2018
mom packed up my place https://t.co/DNtMof2bdK
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyLooking forward to Thanksgiving being over? Same! So get your tickets for Saturday night's It's a Long Story at… https://t.co/NhC1HhGwOh
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyPeople argue cats vs dogs all the time. I’ve never seen a video of a soldier coming home from war and being greeted… https://t.co/QaGq9KEABm
11/20
2018
It's a #FOTS take over tmw!! Join @NikkiGlaser, @TomAThakkar, @CarlisleFComedy & @AndrewTCollin as they send Nikki… https://t.co/ACei2wy0OE
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11/19
2018
THIS WEEK! @MARAMAREK & @AndrewTCollin host comedians @TimJDillon, @seanytime , @JessicaKirson ,… https://t.co/sR1N3LFNV8
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11/13
2018
@noahgcomedy Who’s gonna pick your ass up at your wedding
11/11
2018
Read 25 articles how La Croix has ingredients that will kill you. My one friend said “I think I heard that’s bullsh… https://t.co/OGsQrzfMw2
11/8
2018
@sgcollin20 @SportsCenter Already watched it 45 times
11/7
2018
Power cords. The state of Georgia did not supply power cords for their ELECTRONIC voting machines at a polling sit… https://t.co/hmmHTw6VWa
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11/6
2018
Come to this Chicago! https://t.co/hBFHg2JPFa
11/5
2018
Here’s a new short I made with my friends called “The Password”. It was so fun I hope you like it! Featuring the ve… https://t.co/daF8cotueW
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11/2
2018
Love doing this show https://t.co/xmxqlRek5i
11/1
2018
I had the best time today on @sternshow. Watch me roast Ronnie. https://t.co/7s01h77AUT
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyIt's #FOTS day tmw!!! @TomAThakkar @AndrewTCollin @SorryDontClaire & @IANfidance are all psyched for @NikkiGlaser's… https://t.co/JpdM8qyURp
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10/30
2018
I AM ON STERN TOMORROW. I AM ON STERN TOMORROW. I AM ON STERN TOMORROW. https://t.co/Xrq285WSVZ
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10/29
2018
Put your out of office alerts on tmw btwn 10-12pm ET... it's for your own good. Look who we have: @RachelFeinstein,… https://t.co/7Ihi3VMoXz
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10/24
2018
Wednesday is gonna be a #FOTS kinda day. @mikebaldwin & @AndrewTCollin join @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar for a hang… https://t.co/nSHI8mkhfM
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyIt’s @SorryDontClaire’s birthday so listen to me talk about Britney Spears on her podcast @HOOSWTABS https://t.co/D5visAAzcF
10/17
2018
@luisadieznuts You do a good job and care. Don’t stress it too much. I am working on a duo musical character with p… https://t.co/KlvPcegZXU @luisadieznuts The 78 people doing it twice and the 5 that did it 3 times are my real competition! @luisadieznuts Thanks for the stats. Now I completely understand why I haven’t done the show.Hey! It's Tuesday and we have a brand new episode of @happyneverafterpodcast with @MaraMarek and @AndrewTCollin. Do… https://t.co/yjPFte6Zzk
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10/16
2018
@PhilanthropyGal @mikeabrusci Maybe that’s why he’s begging for clients!
10/13
2018
@rjacobb Nah man. Mara didn’t book me.I only read my book while I’m waiting for my phone to charge.
10/10
2018
Just in case you are feeling too good about the Hurricanes, the Dolphins are here to shit in your mouth.The Khabib-Conor mayhem buried the #UFC229 lede. @joerogan deserves an award for this. https://t.co/iBCyepwfRK
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10/7
2018
@tomsegura @Finessemitchell Spoke a bit early!!!!!
10/6
2018
Add this to your weekend watch list: That time @NikkiGlaser @AndrewTCollin & @IANfidance got pumped up by… https://t.co/D7RjDiwOpc
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10/5
2018
That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyTmw, @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar get #TheFullRelease with FOTS @momandel! See him at @punchlinesf 10/25-27. Also,… https://t.co/TPU1o36cB2
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10/3
2018
TMW, join @NikkiGlaser & @TomAThakkar to find out what really happened when Nikki went to see @DearEvanHansen.… https://t.co/yF7rotgmXd
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10/2
2018
Here's our piece from last night about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh....https://t.co/Gne2dr3Ncz
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10/1
2018
@tomsegura maybe FSU isn’t so bad after all. Go Cuse!
9/29
2018
@UncleSexy15 @NikkiGlaser I’m patient 🤤Presales are Over! The new tour is officially ON! Get tickets now at https://t.co/LafmD7ngtV More dates coming soo… https://t.co/eS5cENzAFc
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyDr. Ford has passed a polygraph test and given the Committee the results. Judge Kavanaugh has not. She has called f… https://t.co/HoH0aCYLpn
Retweeted by Lil Puddle Boy. @KevinHart4real shares an analogy with @nikkiglaser @IANfidance & @AndrewTCollin that @scooterbraun told him abou… https://t.co/yLXwxbA59j
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9/28
2018
Tmw, @NikkiGlaser @IANfidance & @AndrewTCollin are going to @NightSchool w/ @KevinHart4real! @TomAThakkar is at… https://t.co/oyeco6vnRF
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9/27
2018
@mikeygendell I knew that joke would come but from my own blood, brother.If you’re a person that uses bud, buddy, pal or chief when addressing someone for the first time just know everyone… https://t.co/28DW7oDUYfYou know you’re doing well emotionally in NYC when you see the doors about to close at your stop, you have time to… https://t.co/oC5MFVQFGh
9/25
2018
@colterlevi I love baker!!!!
9/21
2018
Can’t wait for Eminem Part 76. When he talks about another guy that made him mad one time because he was a little mean to him.OMG I opened the door to let the dog in and there was a slug on the door AND IT GOT ON MY HAND SO I SCREAMED LIKE A… https://t.co/nONbp3Onzn
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyI just bust my ass and 2 dollars in change fell out my pocket some girl gonna yell “YOOO SONIC YOU GOOD?”
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9/14
2018
I can’t believe I’m doing this but I’m doing this. https://t.co/0TPfR4e91a
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyI want y’all to know that I don’t have an opinion on anything at all.
Retweeted by Lil Puddle Boy @sgcollin20 That could workPeople that tell you you’re wasting money buying a salad from a restuarant makes their shitty at home salad with le… https://t.co/5eaLJCWj5N
9/12
2018
On The Great Jewish Bake-off, the judges look off into the distance after tasting each pastry and tell a story abou… https://t.co/yOX9QCYVos
Retweeted by Lil Puddle Boy @THEYCALLMEAHRI Shut the fuck up!Name something you get for free that you wouldn’t buy in a store more than diner mints! I’ll wait!!!If you didn’t eat a plain tuna roll, a spicy tuna roll or a California roll the first time you tried sushi you are fucking buck wild!!!I’m on @jimmyfallon tonight #FallonTonight https://t.co/UJSaG9vm4H
Retweeted by Lil Puddle BoyI’m lazy. When I was a kid I would sleep on top of the covers so I didn’t have to make the bed in the morning. Now… https://t.co/Z8A9fv8uJr
9/11
2018
My roommate got a damn dog without telling me and I couldn’t be any happier! @LukeMones BUILD YOUR OWN PLANE
9/10
2018
@sammorril Dick In A Coffin Box
9/8
2018
Elon Musk new invention will be cutting a hole in an apple.
9/7
2018

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